Hey, Dumbass! - What now, Dick?

[torkradio]

The man Speaks the truth! but you must drink the truth syrum first.! You can buy little bottle cap-cap bottled oooooozz I'm doozing! I'm! I'm Shrinking!! Damnit, I'll try this again tomorrow. godda lay off the cards

[keanstan]

do you live in your parents basement.

[BaronSCameron]

Not that it bears any relevance to this topic but, no. I live in my basement.

[TheTatterdemalion2]

Hey, I love the Kinks.

And how 'bout that, you just spoke disparagingly with regards to Muslimsand the Japanese in one breath...now I need to find some way to get back at you...

[BaronSCameron]

I speak disparagingly about all religions and you must admit that the Japanese have some pretty weird TV.

[TheTatterdemalion2]

Yeah, you're kind of a jerk...

[BaronSCameron]

And that would make you Captain Obvious? Heh...

Hope you're well.

How NY in almost springtime?

[TheTatterdemalion2]

Dr. Understatement, I think.

And it's cold, as usual, kind of rainy...it's still another month to go until spring, you know.

Wait, why am I talking about weather?

[BaronSCameron]

B/c you were brainwashed by The Small Talk Avenger?

[TheTatterdemalion2]

Avenger, eh? But who or what is being avenged?

[BaronSCameron]

Well, Japanese TV and terror suspects of course!

[TheTatterdemalion2]

Damn this conversation's lack of logical coherence. Damn it all.

[Jihunn]

You have a mustache creeping up on you, so be careful there.

Dick will always be dick, there is not much that can be done about that.

[Rockstarsean]

I always find that please and thank you works well.

If that doesn't work then flowers and chocolate are a safe bet.