"Hypernews II"

[theredsun3]

omg technodicks are the funnyest thing ive seen on youtube lol omg

[LOLZPRODUCTIONSXD]

Thumbs up if you werent Ready for the Technodicks

[elifox8]

technodicks

[thecuddlytyphlosion]

3:31 That feel when he's showing the Conduit instead, did anyone else catch that? XD

[brentgilson]

AFTER THE OWL LEAVES TO GO CHOKE ON SOME DICKS

[drifter402]

i agree with chiefs point about text in games :) not cuz i cant read but because i cant get ingaged in the story if its textboxes. and im still confused at why no handheld games have voice acting

[doughnutcity]

@drifter402 I really honestly hope that you're joking.

[drifter402]

@doughnutcity nope. Its fair enough during the times of the N64. but why the fuck does skyward sword, a very cinematic, story driven game have text boxes. I mean you could at least have voices in the cutscenes. Kingdom Hearts could do it so why cant Zelda

[Serjo777]

i fucking love 5:06 - 5:19 xD

[XsubXzer0XforeverX]

lol i loved the part when he ran into the door :D

[kelman09]

look very closely into master chiefs viser and you will see a mysterios being about to rape master chief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[josPerkins101]

12:35

SWAN DIVE!!!!

[bluereaper75]

who else thinks jon should make a hypernews season?

[HiroUchihaSan]

lmfao.. technodicks

[imdoinurmom123]

Hes a good artist.

Ill give that to cheif.

[mallpunk182]

What Chief says about splitscreen is true and it is kind of sad, I miss splitscreen Dreamcast, that was the best now it is all online

[De4dlyMet4lHe4d]

I did not blink once :D

[jimbo15381]

12:56 "Fuck, :("

[tljuggalo]

Can see Jon in chiefs visor 12:17

[EliteEspadaNumber0]

Thumbs up if you looked up "spider sex"

[Hamgammy]

@EliteEspadaNumber0 I looked up pterodactyl porn and believe me you DO NOT want to look at the video that comes up - it will freak you out for life.

[madman18able]

@EliteEspadaNumber0 THUMBS UP WHORE!

[goonsquadcake]

@madman18able THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I ASKED FOR LIKES

[rylofosho]

best part of the clip 12:35

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

Chiefs explanation of where babies come from made me LMFAO

[ToasterWithWings]

his soi magazine goes soi soi soi soi

[TheJokesOnU99]

The Nintendo 64 stick hurts when u play 4 at least 1 hour urtumbs hurt

[chester801]

lol Chief hitting his face at the end was the funniest shit ever so suttle but hilarious

[forgotoldacount]

You get the choice of losing or winning thats gives you so many options I wish this game were real

[questhero101]

u r so not rdy 4 this. everybody take a seat and watch this treat it's really neat it'll for sure maek ur life complet and maek u skeet ur male gameete. hypernews is fucking l33t and so is this fantasstic b33t so lets all jump liek cats in h33t and check my awesome cart00n m33t its techno dicks techno techno techno techno techno dicks its techno dicks Deplorable. Many thanks to Chief for that offensive and irrelevant introduction.

[Wolfeye204]

Anyone else catch the Sonic CD reference?

[ZombieDiabl0]

TECNO DICKS

[gaminggalor]

"you can only carry two guns like in the army" lol cheif is such a fucking idiot

[scottgraue45]

anyone else want trent to get shot in that inteview -_-.... poor arbitur

[CODPRO200]

You can see Jon at 12:25

[MegaKiller400]

I loled so hard when chief hit his head teleporting

[CtrolokDoncov]

oh my god enough of these fucking 30 second long jousting commercials, fuck jousting who wants to see you faggots ride up to each other and hit each other with poles once only to fall offf

[ninjafu95]

I blinked during time travel. Now I have no penis.

[iccykitten]

fuck! :( *sad face* lol

[xtremenator2]

@10:40 you can see Jon in Master Chiefs glasses or whatever you call it.

[DocSparkleFace]

2:36 wtf was that noise?

[SuperMannyiscool]

i rember the song when hes playing that nintendo game i was playing it in css in mini games and they put that songs some times

[drafthorse123]

7:32

in-game Halo 3: Reach? ROFL felaffles.

[serilcrafter]

I sad because i still love that golden eye game.

[TheChurch554]

you can see jon in chiefs visor

[ibondmastrchiefsmom]

fuk masterchief Arbiter shudnt do shit 4 that bitch ass faggot

[ibondmastrchiefsmom]

fuk masterchief i fukd his mom and she was like <3 <3 :) ;) :D XD yay lol masterchief is a dick obssessd faggot who suks at games and tries 2 say he does ppls moms wen he luvs penis and knows he b fantasizin bout dik nuthn but a no dik havn faggot who cant fuk any1s mom ur sister or any1 cuz he has no dik LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOL SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI :)

[CUST0MZ3R0]

Lol arny xD "teh kid haz downi3z" :P

[Beastieboyzupgrade]

I don't think Makorouv would be scared of Sonic the Hedgefag

[PUR3P3RF3CT10N]

DAMNIT!!!!!

[PUR3P3RF3CT10N]

AND HE!

[PUR3P3RF3CT10N]

Nit Ansley, and ge. Sirry

[PUR3P3RF3CT10N]

LOL!

Everytime they go pack to the future

Master Chief always bumps his head, Ansley says something funnylike "Ow shut" or something, whatever its funny. LOL!

[Beastieboyzupgrade]

That akward moment when your watching this while doing home work for background noise and your mother walks past in the first thirty seconds.

[magicalloveanime]

idk show mad addicting cant stop watching it

[DownUnderD]

"It'll surely make you life complete and make you skeet your male gamete" best rhyme ever! XD

[bronyfoundponyville]

fuck the dislikers

[Halo2nothing11111]

Fuck, I blinked! 

[SCRulerShinoda]

lol The entire interview reminds me of every military simulator.

[ryodimos]

hahahaha i loved the part when chief jumped

[Rubb3rDuck37]

Josh butterballs, what a name =/

[goonsquadcake]

thumbs up if you blinked during time travel

[Krasimir961510]

@goonsquadcake ill thumb you down cuz i didnt

[goonsquadcake]

@Krasimir961510 fuck you to

[madman18able]

@goonsquadcake THUMBS UP WHORE!

[Alexand3rS]

Oh my god that dam joke. Also the end lmao

[EliteTaco22]

111 people accidentally blinked while watching them teleport

[SgtTankDempsey]

golden eye for 64 was the best

[ProManUnitedFan]

0h n03z, 1 bl1nk3d 1n th3 t13m w4rP... :-( s4d f4c3.

[MaxzpyroP]

Want more Hypernewz :D

[TheMegaOculus]

Congratulations Jon, you are now certifiably insane

[thecoolest1120]

110 people hit their head on the way up.

[thecreeperstorm]

i blinked... AHHHHH MY ARM IS GONE!!!!

[DurrtyFilth]

@thecreeperstorm what did you type with?

[brasteen1]

A show within a show...Showception

[hirokifujimi]

arbiter likes breaking bad!? awesome

[MoonguKang]

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

Let's give it up for me!

[Adomasuarus]

It technodicks, techno, techno, techno, technodicks

I literally laughed my guts out for hours after watching this

[LinkYaman]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! AT 12:18 YOU CAN SEE JON IN CHEIEIEIIEFSSZZZZZ HUD THINGYLKNFILHSD

[bludgerable]

12:36

[halocod6]

i regret watching the questions i havent learned that yet

[MrIDK12345IDK]

fuck sad face LOL

[GabrielVarelaSilva]

hahha they should have done perfect dark

[FatNinjaL33T]

I'm surprised to see Chief doesnt just try to fuck the show up

[NerfedFalcon]

Where would Arby and Chief have gotten the Sonic CD sound effects, though?

[Icceal555]

Breaking Bad FTW.

[spermax08]

techno techno techno techno dicks

[Kira2521]

Look at chiefs face at 3:09, I think that's Jon you can see

[Split001Second]

Is that picture of halo reach from red vs blue

[MrKingOkill]

I used to blink during time travel, then I took an arrow in the knee

[shorebreaker9000]

racists are illegal

[ChUmBaWaMbA31]

I want to see Master Chief explain the Metal Gear story line. Come on. How awesome would that be?

[camred123]

mast3r ch33f i give your mom a 0

[flagster]

less arby n chief more technodicks

[TheSEEDFACTOR]

notice how he says DUTY CALLS instead of Call of Duty

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

I fucking love technodicks... uh, it isn't really as bad as it sounds.

[FunkyDoohickey]

johns reflection appears a lot in chiefs visor. plus, around 6:09, u can see johns tv playing in his visor behind john, too. 0.0

[NeoArashi]

The TechnoDicks part was awesome... that may sound gay comming from a guy, but I don't care!

[requium94]

@NeoArashi 22 thumbs means no homo i guess.

[Breakout77j]

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[426gh0st]

12:55-12:59 funniest thing I've seen all day! Hahahahaha!

[moreSMOREplease]

Severely outdated information= SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI !!!!

[halo97855]

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[StroubleAnTrife]

Best series on youtube ever, i love arby'n' the chief more than christmas...

[immortal2237]

o and bro its subzero on xbox

[immortal2237]

golden eye i used 2 have tht game and i remembered playing it i thought it was the best game ever u know before everything else came out

[ReesesPuffAKARaees]

The last part was mad funny lol chief ur a idiot XD

[randommuchlol888]

i just realized that the acronym for severely outdated information magazine is SOI........SOI SOI SOI

[Nufalak]

I laughed so hard at 12:36!

[Ardomew]

I remember when I played GoldenEye at a friend's house when I was younger. Good times.

Excellent HyperNews as always. TechnoDicks and the spider sex question both really got me loling. Keep up the excellent work Jon, Arby, Chief & Greg!

[Bellavista26]

OMG FUCK U DREW BREES!!

[heldert234]

chiefs power is over 90000000

[undeadcow34]

leave chief alone people hes awsm

[timtenthousand]

Trent is a douchebag

[oldshooter84]

TIME TO GO CHIEF

THANK GOD!!!

(FLIES THROUGH OUTAMATIC DOOR)

CLASSIC XD

[TheBand234]

12:35 trololololololollololololololo­lolololololololoololoolo

[LastHCompany]

I still think with all of the dicks that the Chief drew, that he is ambiguously gay.

[eddiesox]

not as good as hn1

[dcal48]

109 people hit there head

[D197JN]

Oh my god I kinda miss thi game. I think I still have the consol in the garage.

[fishnchips009]

damn i blinked

sadface

[434444334]

lol spider sex is where we draw the line

[434444334]

duty calls

[AgeOfSpartans]

ACTIVATE! ACC-AC-ACTIVATE!

[randommuchlol888]

I thought that Josh worked for stupid obvious information magazine, not severely outdated information magazine?

[BeezeKneez123]

can i blink now?!

[tanuj679]

they should have also done xbox games (original xbox not 360)

[spambox29]

why didn't he say -23 instead of 0?

[spambox29]

Nintendo is fighting terrorist? Why didn't Nintendo tell us that before?

[refonyte2000]

stars fox, donkey king, straight to the champagne, first level called dam, should be called "dam this level sucks", nintendos six-four, worst console for gun games cuz theres only one stick. facilty level, B4 he blows up erth with his golden eye or watevir, caries deulies of like a million wepons, dyealogs is texts, I give james bonds a 0, worst game evir.

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[jesusduartte]

11:00 LOL , now I know were the babies come from

[BradenGarden]

donkey king.

[zero1244034]

trent is talking about brink lol

[darkitachi50]

Funny how chief is like : Fuck the split screen shit, when halo is the only big FPS today which lets you play up to 4 per TV xD

[spambox29]

@darkitachi50

I don't think it would be that bad if your playing on an 150 inch screen like me (Via projector)

[Aradim90]

00:44

holy shit am I the only one that got the BEWAREOBLIVIONISATHAND reference?

[D34DSun]

I figured out what happens to you when you take your eyes off the screen. I was watching Hypernews 1 when I took my eyes off the screen and instead of going back, it sent me here o.O

I was sent so far into the future that there is now an entire new season that I get to watch before anyone else. Now I must figure out how the fuck to get back to my time.

[IanROX22]

Look ads, I get that STDs are serious, but I'm like 15, I don't think I really need to worry about these things! xD

[RNACLunchbox]

3:22 lol look at the left side of james bonds mouth

[JustBallax]

@RNACLunchbox LMFAO

[TheOnlyChar739]

Oh shit I blinked!! Super :(((((

[Hosakata1]

12:36

Master Chief: WEEEEEEEEE!

*Burst through door*

[DanSickEntertainment]

ITS johns reflection in master chiefs viser at 3:08 !!!!!

[firestar9911]

@DanSickEntertainment holy shit i see it :O :O :O

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L!!1!one!1

[NYGamerX6]

@DanSickEntertainment its even better at 12:31 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bloodsnake59]

NOT COOL JONAH NOT COOL SPIDER SEX IS NOT COOL

[MrLuis542000]

Techno dicks lol

[VeqtorAirsoft]

Severly Outdated Information = SOI

My Rolfcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[MrAdzerman]

@VeqtorAirsoft Yes...

[JustBallax]

alright fuckers listen ^

[FORD1122]

LOLOL WTF AKIMBO SNIPERS AND AKIMBO M16'S THATS NOT EVEN ON MW3 HA

[didowexbox]

I WANT TO PLAY AS FOX TO STOP MID-EASTERN TERRORISTS!

[Lennyohh]

@didowexbox And I totally wanna be Donkey Kong and Yoshi for it. Heck maybe even Kirby and Samus =)

[JustBallax]

Hypernews is the best John's ever made HAHAHAHHAHAH I fucking love this!

[whale21100]

What the hell? Arbiter totally cockblocked Greg!

[TheSpartanKing117]

HaHaHa... Doody Calls :)

[picorettte]

SOI

[ButterFinger4561]

Babies in yor penis

[tacocheese100]

this is gay if your waching this your gay gaygaygaygaygaygay

[LPPokemonCrystal]

@tacocheese100 Well, you were obviously watching this, so well done, you called yourself gay.

[evilluigirocks]

I beet golden eye

[2deebeez]

thumbs up if you maintained eye contact through the time travel scene

[MrPersonthatdoesstuf]

MAKE MORE HYPER NEWS!!!

[MrNotgoth]

lol SOI

[TheZuriO]

Y NO HYPERNEWS III?!

[charizardoreo]

@TheZuriO hypernews 3 would be awesome, maybe chief could review pokemon lol

[vampiricTomato]

hmmmm..... and how did chief and arbiter levitate through the "tiem machine"? continuity error much? i assumed maybe greg pulled them up to get that affect, but the camera was moving so it couldnt have been him.......

[vampiricTomato]

you can see jons camera and ocaisionaly stuff like his feet from chiefs visor when its focused on him head on :P

[Mrkarate9]

Are those E-mail 4 real?