Pineapple Express Private Miller Intro

[DECone]

dude what happened to your eye

[PUBLICxENEMY1]

the government killed that guy and you can hear it, go to 3:36 and you will hear it. thumbs up if you never heard that part before.

[drygon98]

Like a... like a.. slice of butter... melting on top of a big ol' pile of... flap jacks.... yeah.

[75francois]

177 love item 9. Two got said fuck you by somebody on item 9

[William6likes6Rock]

I laugh my Dick off EVERY time I watch this part

[basicoptimalmouse]

@evan258 not judd apatow film should bet be used to win an argument lol.

[basicoptimalmouse]

Harry Morgan what happened to your eye?

[candoanything654]

im serious, your duck my mouth. egghhhhhh eghhhhhh eghhhhh uh uh uh egghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK YOU

[ThatOneStud69]

Its the beez kneez, Item 9!

[Cruisey1234]

"Dude what happened to your eye?" loool

[TheBloodMoneyy]

ILLEGALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! lmfaooo

[Cisco6x]

Holy bajesus!

[evan258]

PEOPLE OF YOUTUBE!

I am doing a speech in my college speech class on"Why Marijuana is illegal" and wanted to know how accurate this is to how it became illegal? also if anyone has any sources on it please let me know :D Also this is a amazing scene and hilarious movie!

[JAREDHIGHDEF]

@evan258 do a speech on why is should be LEGAL!!

[jjmah11]

When dude said "fuck you", I about shit myself...and pissed myself...hilar bro.

[tylerwitten6]

dude what happend to your eye..lmao

[MrSartorg]

This Doctor is Higher than Private MIller... lol 

[GuitaristWithADHD]

Dude, I watched this baked, and I had to rewind that part a bunch of times because I couldn't stop laughing xD

[clearcutter74]

That is the best delivery of "fuck you" that has ever been uttered.

[TSPOTSPO]

@clearcutter74 harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay when they are in the cells and kumar says something about taxes

[Hinhanska23]

"I like that gun!"

 . . . .

[bloodnut12]

i love watching this baked 

[TheRBD23]

he humming jeepers creepers song lol the ultimate stoner song lmao

[EricToTheScionti]

FUCK YOU

[MrWhiterappers]

Ptvt Miller, When you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?

TSTSTSTSTSTSTS WEEERRRHHH WEERRHHH WERHHHH WERHHHHHHH

[parasiticlittletick]

this movie is awesome sober. watching it high made it about 1000 times better. because watching high people sober isnt really funny its just awkward. but when youre high and watching this. omg private miller is fucking hillarious

[SampledMuffin]

BLEEP BLURP BLEEP

[erictotalyownz]

Holy bujesus :O!

[krunkkills1]

best scene in the whole movie

[trekkian88]

this is the best video of this scene here on YouFuck

[cutehinata3000]

hey watsup with the gun? POW!!!

[shabutie726]

This is the beezneez!!

[CoolDodger]

Holy Be-Jesus

[pet3rgriffin]

lmfao...fuck you!

[GazzaMunro]

hes a better actor as the cop in superbad

[bdusanek]

1:40. best part.

[Musichik2007]

Bloop blerp bleep bleep..

[3000KAIguy]

im serious ur dick my mouth ....... FUCK YOU! LMFAO

[kungblao]

this is actually real..it's called MKULTRA and MKOFTEN...It's crazy because private miller actually looks like one of the test subjects. Youtube the video CIA and LSD experiments...The test subjects look EXACTLY LIKE PRIVATE MILLER...

[alldoitthesame]

anyone ever notice this is the same hatch they grow weed in at the end of the movie?

[rydgemolino]

THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS TRAILLER I SAID THIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT I SAW THIS MOVIE 35 TIMES AND IT STILL KICKS ASS DAMN GOOD JOB BLEEP BLOORP HELLO PRV MILLER IS A GOD MAKES BOB MARLEY LOOK LIKE BRIAN GUMBLE

[LedZeppelin420x]

i was so hi the first time i saw this, and i laughed my ass off

[nipisgod]

who could have POSSIBLY disliked this?

[cancerian108]

7 MINUTES!!! And he feels like a live band !!!!....this shit right here nigguh ..this shit right here nigguh this shit called BLEEP BLURPP BLEEP BLEEP You hit this and youll see DUDES IN Full SCUBA GEAR

[NUDILUDI]

This is one of the most perfect introductions to any weed movie that I have ever seen!

[exponentory]

"that's inappropriate"

[trekkian88]

@MonkeyJak I swear I will find you and rape you!

[MonkeyJak]

The 1 dislike is the guy in the scuba suit

[HudsonReviver3]

@MonkeyJak double post

[MonkeyJak]

The 1 dislike is the guy in the scuba suit

[Hazzminn]

Imagine that on the weakest link, what do you do for a living? I smoke and tell you that I feel like flackjacks with melted butter.

[J3kEL]

ahahaha ... FUCK YOU!

[mrcpills]

harry morgan. hell yeah.

[KayteeBlue]

@mrcpills Hahahha YES!!!

[whatsyourmatter]

where we going? what's up with the gun? bam! ol

[gerd132]

My mom threw out this DVD >.>. But It's gonna be on in 2 minutes :DDDDDDD

[goflamesgo96]

@gerd132 why she through it out?

[Formula420Production]

"bleep blorp bleep blurp..... CAN YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND MEE??!!?"

[bigpost44]

your dick. my mouthh.....umm um ummmm!

Fuck you! lol

[TheDrakenZ]

Would somebody please tell me what the name of the tune he's singing is?

[konfusion2113]

@TheDrakenZ i think he's just improving but it sounds like buddy rich and a trumpet

[cheesealtar]

@TheDrakenZ penis pump by rock my cock

[502mobsta]

HollyBaaageezzuusssss

[thtpwnor08]

One, lots of dudes, where are the boobies? lmao

[BabyDanger1000]

I LIKE THE JAZZ MUSIC

[TheDrakenZ]

@BabyDanger1000 I wish i could immitate it perfectly, OR at least know the name of the song lol

[mSamyEG]

illegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaal

[bronz3321]

"where are the boobies?" lol

[THYITACHI]

i just love it mainly cause of the bit where he drums and stuff

[IKlinkerI]

Why are underground right now, sir?

[xxninjanoobxx]

Why arn't we in a square right now?

[JasonTheMaya]

FUCK YOU

[Exino]

The intro to this movie is brilliant.

[isrit38372]

oh man, where to start lol. the initial atmosphere, the slice of butter quote, the scubaman, musical retort LMFAO, boobies and military quote, ILLEGAL!!! def one the greatest movie intros EVER!!!!

[LoveKeKi]

"whoa, bleep blorp bleep bleep blurp blurp.. can you guys understand me?, why the gun? BOOM" lmao bill hader is hilarious!

[iClockworkz]

3:18 Fuck You! Lmao Best Part of Intro

[martin43427]

"where are the boobies?" words to live by Bill Hader.

[JAMxSkalla16]

ILLEGAL !!!!!

best intro EVARRR

[rydgemolino]

when you think of your supirious what emotinons do you feel PLAYS RETRO MUSIC

[GreensageAoC]

1:40 - 2:10 LOL Hilarious 

[2012ERojas]

"Well sir, i feel like, a slice of butter, melting on a top of a big old pile of, flapjacks." LOL.

[LD777369]

2:16 Holy Bejesus!!!

i have been saying that ever since ive seen this

along with 3:33 bleep blurp bleep CAN U UNDERSTAND ME?!?! lol great shit

[Tybooooo]

All I can say about this funniest shit ever is: HOLY BJESUS xD

[CantoErgoSum]

This is one of the best monologues ever. This whole scene is brilliant.

Bil Hader's "FUCK YOU" is just amazing. Great timing!

[jblev2]

ILLEGAL!

[stealthman6240]

"Fuck You!!" Hahahahahahaha

[puba9]

"This is great! This is the bees kness Item9!"

[haymaker710]

Holy bejesus, it's the big daddy from Bioshock.

[Frenzy2K9]

"eugh eugh eeuuuurrrggghh.......FFUCK YOU"

LOL xD

[elusivemanbearpig]

@muchufoo Yeah ajax

[sMoKiNg80z]

when you think of your superiors....what emotions do you feel....

[danecook321]

I always laugh when the guy in the scuba suit comes in. Just imagine being high and all of a sudden you see a dude dressed in a scuba suit. XD

[xxninjanoobxx]

@danecook321 Self Contained Unerwater Breathing Apparatus.

[nipisgod]

@danecook321 imagine back in 1937.

[randyandvinnyshow]

Lol

[mikelineeeeh]

my boyfriend loves him =p

[1cowlover]

mine too

[muchufoo]

that general guy was in The Warriors

[Cyclopsis]

Of course! James Remar, right?

He also took over Lambert's Raiden role in MK Annihilation!

[xboxfreak1886]

I keep saying

"I feel like a slice of butter meltin on top of a big ol pile of flap jacks yeah."

lol

[DARTeepoman123]

@xboxfreak1886 fuck yes that is my god damn motto lmao

[XxNostroxX]

@xboxfreak1886 the yeah at the end was PERFECT

I'v honestly never heard or seen being high acted so well.

I legit think he's baked here. hiss eyes are kinda beady

[MD01BY]

holly bjesus!!

lol :D

[niallrules2]

i love thsi movie

[alexflorea123]

How are there windows if it's underground?

[TheDrakenZ]

@alexflorea123 lights behind a sheet of plastic?

[slushh]

1:52 - "Is this normal?" Yes, this is normal, Private Miller always beatboxes when being interrogated.

[Deviantman91]

1:59 thats a nice toon : )

[DickGrayson456]

lol dude what happened to ur eye

[whatsupwiththat6]

"where are the boobs"

laughed so hard when i heard this

awesome movie

[xmadcowx908]

i love his song and dance

[hatmonkey]

3:20 fuck you !best part ever

[lukozade048]

2:20 Big Daddy

[GrimII7]

"Blert Blort Bleep Bleep Blerp Blerp, Can you guys understand me? " Hahahahaha

[bingbongbooboo]

"dude what happened to your eye?"

[qqqdddttt]

"FUCK YOU!" :)

[richie1602]

2:45 true

[JBlaze0085]

i love this movie and one of my favorite lines is where are the boobies lol

[suckithardnfast]

dammit he fucked us all.

[MartyAintFlying]

Awesome! Thanks for sharing!