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  • For people who are going to switch to comcast, and plan on downloading illegal shit . Don't plan on it , they will snitch on you in a heart beat!!!!

  • this never gets old haha i love it

  • @lockergnome Chris, Verizon Fios isn't available in your area? if it is, look into it.

  • Comcastic lol. This sums up Internet and US.

  • OMFG i sooo hate comcast too...and as most of you i have no alternative...damn monopoly

  • honestly i think your bitching for nothing. comcast is way better than what i have. my internet goes out all the time and when i call in for service they just blame it on maintenance.

  • This is why I would never use Comcrap for anything. Not there internet, there TV, or anything else. I compare them to the Cellphone providers like AT&T and Verizon. Like you said, they don't care about customer service. I use U-verse 12megabit DSL. Have had no outages ever.

  • That sounds pretty tempting.I got information about British internet by typing "Internet speeds by country" and compared it to US. My only complaint about internet in the US is speed.I can stream movies and videos without problems but I would like download speed to be faster.

  • I'm customer of AT&T and I didn't even know there's limit on data usage.I use internet and download stuff everyday.I pay only $35 dollars and don't have problem streaming online content.Is it because I'm not as hardcore internet user or AT&T is better than Comcast?

  • I too hate comcast and I too have no choice.

  • Switch to At&t.It might be slower but it's cheaper and you can still stream online video without problems.I pay only $35 for the internet.

  • Got to move to Lithuania and Moldova.They have the fastest internet in Europe and one of the fastest in the world

  • How can you complain? Elsewhere throughout the Western world, every internet plan has a cap. This is usually below 100gb. >:(

  • well that’s what America gets for the "constitution", companies can do whatever the hell they want because of no limitation from government or otherwise because its "unconstitutional" WAWAWA maybe if you got rid of constitution this constitution that, you wouldn’t have monopolising of companies and this much BS from them because they wouldn’t get business , therefore revenue.

    BTW when I refer to you I mean American nationalists and ANYONE who has used the excuse “it’s unconstitutional”

  • @ox141jf Dude,you don't have much to brag about.Internet in GB is even slower than in the US.

  • @otamanlvhs not so, we have t1 line capability, a dedicated line to a singe house 200mbps+ we have fiber optics to pretty much all Homes and if not they fit it for free.

    we have great prices of fiber optics, same prices as dsl and we have 20+ companies to choose from, same with mobile providers, we have gif gaf, £10 a month,truly unlimited internat usage , unlimited texts, 5k call minutes.

  • I've got to tell you, Chris, that I agree with you wholeheartedly!! A month or so ago, Comcast's CEO made some asinine statement that they realize that more bandwidth will be consumed due to streaming services these days, however, the data cap remains at 250gb. What a jerk!! He wanted to come off and sound appeasing!! He did not!!!

    Why, oh why is it legal to shut someone off based upon amount of data consumed!!! Come on FCC. I realize that's a pipe dream, but at least we still can! Dream

  • I was laughing so hard at the part about the auto-pay...;-)

  • I have 8mbit connection downloads at 1.2 mbps, not that slow.

  • I hate comcast. Thats why i dropped them and went to fios

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  • Comcast sucks :D

  • haha that sucks! comcast has consistently had one of the worst customer service ratings ever :) your defiantly not alone. I have u-verse and that went ok but upgrading my dsl speed when i was on that took me over three hours and they accidentaly deleted all my information after the first month i was on the service.

  • 10mb is slow for his uses, he does a lot lol.

  • FIOS should be available, assuming your in the Seattle area.

  • @TheWillRogers Fios only can support x amount of bandwith is various parts of cities. Ones its used up, no on else can connect. I live in Queens,New York fucking city and the only thing avalible to me is Verizion DSL. (even though my next store neighbor has fios). My other option is Comcast, which sucks and Time warner cable, which only allows 4 wifi items at once on their routers and is overpriced. IO cablevsion is not avable in Queens.

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  • the first cool funny video i find of yours thank u

    

  • The possibility that they send hitmen after you goes up with each passing second.

  • lol, Chris said peepholes. That is not how you pronounce peoples :).

  • My my... I would naturally assume that Comcast would automatically force you into autopay as they're aiming for your money. Instead, they slow down their incoming revenue by implementing such an absurd system and inconvenience their customers at the same time. Perhaps it is now easy to assume that you don't always invariably get what you pay for?

    Also, I heard of Seattle possibly getting Fiber Optics from a company called Century Link. I don't know much about it but it may be worth looking into.

  • This is just begging for a remix

  • I love the *beep*!

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  • You think Comcast is bad try AT&T. RAGEEEEEEEE!!!!

  • great rant!!! fuc cccc

  • chris i agree with you comcast is awful

  • Uncensored please.

  • Chris your 'bleeping' awesome!

  • Comcast is total *beep*, that's why I switched to Charter:)

  • @farter1255 do you live in Oregon?

  • Comcast has been good the last couple of years on customer service for me, but I've been lucky enough to have almost no connection problems that weren't fixed in a few minutes within that period. I would also switch in a heartbeat though if there were ANY alternative to Comcast here.

  • LOL dude you are just unlucky as heck. We get called ever time we are late, I don't know what your problem is, or what :P 

    Comcast has been great service for me, though I can't imagine what you did to piss them off.

    I'm amazed how unlucky you are with comcast.

  • You have a yellow butt???? It's not just Comcast. I've had that problem with other service providers. Actually other businesses too. What ever happened to customer service?

  • All i get is a measly 8mbps :(

  • I hate getting locked in for years just to get the deal. 

  • GOD I HATE COMCRAP , If you think thats bad Charter is worse

  • WOW Comcast SUCKS!! boy O' boy Chris, u make me like my Cable, internet, phone provider more & more. I feel sorry for ya having to put up with such lousy service from people who play retarded when they answer their phone. Did they charge u late fees too. That could of been their whole plan as well. If u argued with them & hang up on them to many times they might of flaged your name, then chances are slim of redeeming your customer service to normal. They'll give u 2nd rate service all the time.

  • Thats "2nd rate, low class phone service" its what I mean about them playing retarded when they talk to u on the phone. If your account name been flagged as a angry rude customer, then don't expect to much phone help from them. Maybe just suck it up & knock them dead with kindness for at least next 3-5 ph-calls, if u ever have to call them about anything or if they call u. AND thats kindness from u to them from begining to end of phone call.. ya patiences and everything. u'll be thankfull later.

  • I had same trouble with my provider b4 & this is what I did & it worked in most part. I even asked if they flag names of cusomers they think are rude, the service said no, they do something else. But its basicaly the same thing as flaging a customer as rude. So ever time you call and they bring up your account, the person your talking to will read and see the flag by your account and ask who their talking to and BAM! lousy service. These wrkers support each other. So gotta fix it some how dude.

  • upc 100mbs 50 euro a month

  • Hey Chris.. Just out of curiosity, how fast is your Comcast connection?

  • @ahtmly2k since he said the other alternative is a 10mbit one and its 10times slower then the one he have i guess he got 100mbit? :P easy math

  • @MasterOfFlash92 hmn perhaps.. u got a point there.. or he might have just said that as a figure of speech.. i mean.. he was ranting..

  • 250 gbs? geez!

  • Comcast customer service does not exist! I feel you pain chris... but they do have the best speeds -__-

  • make the hangout google video thing,,,,, it is more better 

  • lmao good rant!

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  • is there an un sensored version?

  • And this is why I have AT&T U-Verse. very fast speeds. I get around 50mb.

  • I love the Xfinity ad on the right. XD

  • So true , wow

  • You need to buy a really small house in another town somewhere else with a different ISP and set up a VPN server.

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  • dude i agreei got screwed have u tried clear internet but its not comcast its comass 

  • internet bandwidth metering is retarded! =D

  • Beep

  • MY SPEEDS FUCKING SHIT CHRIS 750kps is a DREAM FOR ME

  • Some people dont have clean water or food or a house, but when chris's internet goes out for a while HOLDING THE FUCKING PHONE!

  • Crap, I have Comcast too, I had no choice but to get it after AT&T was harassing me to switch to U-Verse (I had the 'highest' basic connection, which was 6MB), I got the 24MB for 24.99 for 6 months (a sale thing for new customers--I don't know), not to mention AT&T was a bitch to me when I calmly called them to complain, APPARENTLY they ran the 'special' wires for U-Verse (Fiber I think), I lived here for 15 years, when the hell did they run the wires.. I never saw a truck come by running wires.

  • HAHAHAH

  • lmao you should try virgin media fucking bullshit my internet randomly goes off like the past 3 days and then if i decide to download something i get 200kb download speeds im amazed when i gt 1mb, and these say their the best in the country

  • Wow, I switched from AT&T to Comcast, because those are literally the only two ISP's in my area. One day, my internet went out while I was on AT&T, I waited a weekend, I called customer service, and it took my three hours to get to a representative, or so I thought. They said that the rep will be with me shortly, which he wasn't. I waited for 30 minutes with the phone on speaker, and all I heard was elevator music. I switched to Comcast then, and its better, but I download ALOT. =(

  • @Zadius895 Sounds like me, my area apparently had the fiber optic wires run through and as my other comment, AT&T was pushing me to get U-Verse which is redundant since I have DirectTV (and the only complaint I have is the cable box frying out after a bad update and they took off G4) and I have my wires where I want them I can't fiddle with them just to add another box for U-Verse, I am not made of money, I can't afford 300 a year (or was it a month?).

  • where is google and their gigabit!!?

  • I was only getting about 1-2Mbps out of my promised 10Mbps with Optimum Online. This drove me to almost switch to FiOS, but when I called to tell Cablevision they begged me not to switch and offered to rewire my entire house and give me their top tier plan for no extra charge.

    So now I get 50Mbps down and 10Mbps up for only $30 a month! :D

  • o praise Chris =]

  • First world problems :P

  • Doesn't AT&T offer a 24 Mbps connection through their Uverse service in your, Chris? Because that's a reasonable fast connection for a home business like yours.

  • 10 mega bit connection ftw.

  • i hate comcast but its all i can get in pittsburgh thats fast. 25 mb here

  • I think Comcast is my least favourite company because they're mostly idiots. I don't even live in the United States and I still hate them!

  • @iMackinChris How do you know if you don't live in the US.

  • I wish I could get 10MB....I recently tried upgrading to that via Comcast's @#$@#$3 competitor Centurylink and 6 months later, still running into issues getting a stable 6MB connection and a straight bill! I feel your frustrations as I too work at home.

  • honestly speaking my downloads no matter what dont ever go faster than 1mbp/s i have never even seen a download go 2mbp/s even on torrents wich max to 1.x mbp/s theyre service is bs and most theyre reps are rude. im happy with my speed but i know im not getting what i am payng for. I just wish ATT Uverse was real fast becuase i like theyre price plans better than comcasts but i think comcast has faster service. Tests were done on comcast (forgot who) and they actually cap u whenever they want.

  • @10mb/s Chris understand that they will lie to you... i supposedly have "15mp/s" for 19,99 for first 6 mnths (wich they didnt want to give me..) and the rep (only one of them told me this) informed me that the actual speed is specific on your area. I was told my internet will not go faster than 6mb/s i said fine.. i still want my 19.99 per month dont care what speed it says LMAO btw 12mp/s was my current plan and cost me over $30/mo thats why i took the switch to a promo.

  • btw chris never use theyre ecobill garbage becuase you wont know whats going on with ur service make them waste paper, it costs them, not you money... and you can view ur account status online donot trust them to autopay crap. i pay manually speficly because i donot trust them or theyre constant changing fees. Stay ontop of your game, it took me 7hrs and over 5 reps (6 if u count the other day)...they all lied to me not to do theyre job, don't fall for it, be persistant,i now have my promo peace

  • wow chris i just got back from cust service.. i went through 5 reps. All of wich lied about the special packadge i was elible for. (says current cust. only online offer 19.99 6/mo)... they did everything not to give me the packadge even the guy who FINALLY set me up for it.. tried not to do it. The man kept writting online that i was not eligble(i went through phone reps but found internet chat more quicker) WHEN I READ THE DETAILS TO HIM he finally went ahead and set me up after 7hrs.. damn O_o

  • *beep

  • 3:30 haha!

  • i have verizon fios i pay for 15/5mbps download/upload i actually get 20/9mbps i love it will never go back to these awful once monopoly cable companies im thinking of going there 35/35

  • im at 1mb download speed, and im in a family where theres alot of downloading, now that sucks

  • 10mb isn't slow, he is being a internet speed elitist

  • @dunkleybwoy1 I only get 3-5mb lol

  • I quitted comcast one year ago

  • sharing this on the comcast fb page lololololololol

  • try living with cable bahamas

  • ahha i was there live when he went nuts :)

  • Maybe they left you a voicemail and you never listened to it ;p

  • he needs 100mb/s because hes livestreaming and stuff

  • I'm at 30mb per second lol 40 $ a month

  • Verizon did the same thing to me Chris. I set up auto-pay, the day I got my iPhone, only to realize 30 days later via phone call that my bill was late. I told them the situation and they told me I needed to pay manually the first month, even though auto-pay was already set up. I ended up having to pay like a $20 late fee. I was pissed.

  • 10mb's too slow?

    Dude I switched from a 1mb to 3mb and was amazed by the speed.

  • @Thedudewiththepiano 10 Mbit is my upload speed. My download speed is 100 Mbit. Yes, at home and it doesn't cost a million dollars. :-)

  • @Unimatrix36 Are you using that Google Fiber?

  • @Thedudewiththepiano No, I live in Sweden and Google doesn't have a network over here.

    100 Mbit is quite common for those of us who live in apartments in Sweden. I can get a 1 Gbit connection if I want to, but it's a little bit too expensive. 49 US dollars for a 100 Mbit connections is my limit.

  • @Thedudewiththepiano hell i have 5 up from 3. its the fastest you can get around here period

  • @Thedudewiththepiano But you use internet for like recreational purposes, he makes his living off of it.

  • Thank god I have Verizon.

  • Physically I liked the video, but emotionally I loved it.

  • LOL! Chris is awesome! where would YouTube be without you?

  • @AndroidPhone1 - Let's pretend Hell? :)

  • Shaw Communications c:

  • In the last month I've had my connection drop about a dozen times ! I keep having to shut down the modem and plug in a line booster . Then 12 hours later again shut down turn off the booster plug the modem back in . Then repeat the whole process ! I've been running the booster for about a week and no dropping finally . So hopefully what ever they were screwing with is fixed ! Now they claim they upped the speed ! Yah right how many times have they said that ! Price keeps climbing ;-/ >Con-Cast

  • why dont you switch to u-verse chris

  • lolz at 3:30

  • I think I can safely say almost everyone who's had a comcast account had some run in with an f&*ktard of a CSR. I had one CSR through chat actually cut my internet connection off and I had to call service phone line to reactivate my account. If I could switch to some fiber network I would jump ship as well. We also now have Comcast Business due to caps on the residential account. With a family of 4 streaming video the cap is rediculous.

  • @AgentSmith31 The Techs name was Angela Rose.

  • I got fiber here in Norway :p

  • 10 megabits too slow for you? I'm stuck at 1.5 -.-

  • Or fios?

  • I still use a dial-up internet connection, takes me a DAY and a half to load a page and about a WEEK to download a mp3 file, and about a MONTH to download a movie .

  • damn!! stupid comcast!!

  • Move to Korea or Japan for faster internet speed LOL

  • Have you thought of xfinity?

  • Thumbs up!

  • 3:29

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  • Could be worse, it could be charter :)

  • All ISP's are like this. Al utility companies are like this.

    No one's going to give customers and kind of courtesy call.

    They are real bad. bad service. Because of monopolies.

    Once you have multiple options for services and products, there is competition. And what wins customers at that point, is the customer service.

  • Try living off of 2.5 Mbps.. it's horrible! I can't wait to upgrade when I move!

  • They screw you though the drive thru.

  • I was getting 25 MB down the other night from Charter on a residential connection. Charter is pretty much the opposite of Comcast. Their tv sucks, but the Internet is pretty good.

  • This kinds of remindes me of telus up here in Canada.

  • Why not just get a T-1 Dropped? May cost a ton upfront but might work.

  • 250 is more than enough for me. i only use about 10-15 percent of that and me and my family use internet everyday. i agree comcast is expensive. BTW how whats your speed??

  • I hate Comcast. Had them for years. My family switched to an AT&T bundle plan with DirectTV. The internet is slower, but the service was so much better, I got AT&T internet for my apartment. It's fine for my uses (granted it's the fastest DSL offered, but nowhere close to what cable can do).

  • u mad bro?

  • FINALY in my area they got 12mb down my cable company used to only have 6

  • The funny thing is if you say even one of the mild *bleeps* chris uses, in his IRC channel, the admins will ban you faster than light speed.... *sigh*

  • I worked at Comcast for a while and am still a customer and I'll let you know their total scum.

  • beep! lol

  • i love verizon fios

  • fios?

  • BEEP! LOL!

  • I feel your pain. I am in the same boat. ( ok.. I only wish I was working from home). But yes Comcast sucks..

  • try dealing with AT&T or COX THEY F'NG SUX

  • Comcast makes Time Warner look like a JD Power Award winner.

  • verizon fios is way better

  • @tcartproductions If it's available in your area it is.

  • wow " i cant do 10mb a second!!" WTF i get like 2mb a second and im not complaining lol

  • Chris is my new hero. Amazing video! 3:30 = PRICELESS! Comcast provides amazing speeds, but yea.. A cap? Please... Pshhh.. Robbery at it's best.

  • Chris, asides from the beep data cap, what speeds do you get from comcast?

  • This rant is proudly brought to you by Comcast.

  • Chris, have you considered talking to your community board leaders lately? Between them and the zoning permits, this would be the first action to start with if you want services to improve.

  • Comcast is a rip oooooofffffffffff!!!!!

  • I would say that origin has a tough competitor now!

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP lol

  • Fuck off Comcast you little cunts

  • i had the same exact experience with comcast, i verbally destroyed the comcast rep, and to top it all off i was on hold for a total of 45 minutes, i hate comcast, but i have no other choise :(.

  • RLMAOO (beep) Comcast is a living piece of (beep) I have it and I can't take it may switch to FIOS

  • i have comcast.....

  • In my area DSL is faster than comcast internet but the phone company is even worse than comcast

  • I still use a dial-up internet connection .

  • hmm You say you're anti-SOPA (thank you btw. Death to SOPA!) and yet this is censored.

  • @jcasey04 LOL those are two completely different forms of censorship.

  • 10 Mbps is slow? I upgraded from 3 to 9 just last month. :U

  • I have 1/10th his 1/10th, Wish I had that fast of internet -_-

  • Chris did you have to pay a fine?

    

  • Can i get the uncensored one?