Vanilla - No Way, No Way

[sadako24]

Awful, but I would hatefuck the redhead in the blue silver bikini anytime

[fusiliers1]

they filmed it in tooting bec lido south london cheap budget says it all lol

[fusiliers1]

who ever bought the single is really has a sad life indeed lol

[fusiliers1]

fucking useless lol

[aimsren]

i remember this song out. got number 14 in the chart, they were on totp. it was funny but couldn't believe people actually paid good money to buy it!

[JiminyKracker]

Most people who watch this become convinced that eugenic policies of sterilisation aren't such a bad thing. And if you one of the ones not convinced, then chance are you're one of the ones who need the snip... menahmenah.

[jaderbedford]

lol this is well bloody funny

[AislingDream4]

wtf. its cheesy, and moronic. WHO SIGNED THE CONTRACT DEAL WITH THIS LOT?!

[slmtutorials]

@AislingDream4 CONTRACT DEAL

[J1A6K9E0J1A6K9E0]

Is it only me or does anyone else feel the urge to watch this over and over again?

[JiminyKracker]

@J1A6K9E0J1A6K9E0 Just when u think u've seen every worst thing the internet can throw at you, there's another gem that's so so so fucking awful that it sticks in ur head. Ever since it showed up on my fb wall I've kept coming back to it for the last week :(

[J1A6K9E0J1A6K9E0]

I actually like this, really catchy, but if it was a better music video and more catchier lyrics, this would have made it 100 ultimate best music :/

[turkurdurrrg]

@J1A6K9E0J1A6K9E0 you like this because you have terrible taste and you disgust me

[KonsharPaHuvet]

lol you gotta love what it says in the top right corner.. 'ultimate 100 really bad songs'

[metalworks99]

the muppets song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrchickenwow]

this is so bad it is a load of flap

[enzorajan]

the muppets on children in need manun manum

[herbzie85]

hahaha i remember this, they look like jeremy kyle guests got together to form a band, its funny cos the verse and chorus bit r completely different and they r shit singers

[safetypin90]

AND PEOPLE SAY REBECCA BLACKS FRIDAY IS BAD? THIS IS WORSE

[DangerSteve]

This is the ropiest looking girl band ever.

[MrSheldon1987]

mute and tug.

[alexmuch1]

G8 SONG BBZ XOXOXOXOXOX

[cutiepie12345pie]

this is pants (_ _)

[PinkiethePanda]

wat in the world does ma num a naa mean????

[officialshitepop]

Just saw this on Never mind the Buzzcocks and was reminded to put this on my site 'Shite Pop'.

[davetherave333]

bn bn, du duu, du du du, bn bn

[davetherave333]

@liddard whos sutin?

[MegBishBash]

i see this and all i can think is the muppets singing this song on children in need ^^

[mrssentrygun]

atleast musics better these days *enters niki minaj* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUU

[oiwatchulookinat]

I think this is conclusive proof. Girls- hanging out with your ugly mates does not make you look hotter. Take heed rehead.

[MrEdenclark]

such a good tune!

[dubpsychosis88]

What did they say she's doing now in The Buzzccocks?

[jemmabond]

@dubpsychosis88 What they always say on Buzzcocks - working on new material!

[lladsbid]

I just had to come here to remark on how dreadful this is

I mean, seriously, what the hell is this?

[Todijo]

BUZZCOCKS!!!!

[jackx1990]

Tumbs up for watching this after Never Mind The Buzzcocks!

[22poopoo]

@jackx1990 yep

[CATcatCATwoof]

@jackx1990 Ahahaha xD

[anotherangle2]

@jackx1990 Fuck off you kunt. x

[Kaynas1988]

BN Advert

[MrGladys527]

This video is a great treasure!

[TheMrGobble]

I love 'em 'cos they are so BAD!!!

90's pop was the best. END OF.

[xJONROBSONx]

@TheMrGobble Haha, of all the decades, surely it was the worst for pop

[LifeeeeeHD]

Proper dance anthem .....

[TheBaronsamedi88]

These girls are horrible, council estate scum.

[Paradoxman88]

@TheBaronsamedi88

I take it you know them personally then? Or is that an assumption based on no real information whatsoever? Bloody hell, to think that you'll have the vote in a few years.

[faustbanana]

The redhead would get it.

[TheBaronsamedi88]

@faustbanana Yeah, with a pickaxe.

[lyverbird]

I'm sure there must be worse songs and videos than this, but having thought about it for some time, I really can't think of any...

[zeenusgadd]

damn they was ugly!

[Richaod]

I will genuinely pay anyone $100 (Australian) to do a TERRIBLE dubstep remix of this, leak it as a "lost" Skrillex track and get people to admit they legitimately like it. Just imagine the beat drop: "things are gonna get naaaaaaarrrstyyyyyyy WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB"

[Thesurus05]

I bought this in a Woolworth's back in 1997. Unbeknownst to me, I would eventually go back home to fall into a coma after listening to this.

[AdyNaylor69]

It's a pisstake of Never Ever by All Saints check out the start of that video. The muppet sample used was actually written by an Italian.

[StarsManny]

fuck! let's face it us british girls don't have a good reputation internationaly, but these make us seem even worse than we really are!!!!!

[Gary190tube]

Do any viewers want to "get fresh" with them?

Anyone?

Any takers?

[MrReal187]

this is the coolest song ever..!!

[A5HLEYHALLOW51]

@MrReal187 Are you  drunk?

[superbabe123sweet]

u can't sing and u can not dance at all

U STINK Y DID U NOT LISEN TO THE SONG BEFORE U RELEASED IT?

[superbabe123sweet]

you suck



[phorever21]

If I joined a girl group and the record label or whoever told me this was going to be our first song (or second, third, forth...) I'd walk out.

I heard they were a joke between the execs of 2 different record labels seeing who could make the worst band. I don't know who the other group was but if it's true, suffice to say the guy who put these together won!!!

[pires091]

i thin k diz is well catchy.. girls use to love diz in the odd nite club that was brave enough to play it..

[VMrocksmysocks]

There are no words on this earth to describe how bad this is.

[TheNinjabond]

OMG HOW COULD THIS GET NUMBER ONE WORST SONG ! IT'S WELL GOOD ! I ACTUALLY LOVE IT ! EVERY ONE'S JUST JEL ABOUT HOW PRETTY THEY ARE AND HOW TALENTED THEY ARE !

[amosthree]

The red head kinda looks like Shirley Manson :|

[Gary190tube]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ........pause for breath.....

.....fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ........pause for breath again.....

.....fap fap fap fap fap.....no, I give up

[ItsMeYouFail]

@Gary190tube LMFAO

[emilycoconut123]

@Gary190tube HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[dstevenb07]

@Gary190tube i dont get it :/

[5implesimon]

"Things are gonna get nasty!" Guess wot... Things already have!

[123lincs]

lol has a women ever protended to vomit on a music video before? lol

[StolenMonkey]

They look like the kind of girl's who'd suck your dick after it had been in one of the others arses . . . the kind of girls whose number you keep just because you know she'll fuck you within 30 mins of the call. SLAGS . . . fucking love em .

[LadyHarrington2k]

This is like a comedy sketch!!

[RRReid294]

BN BN do do do do do, BN BN do do do do!

fucking great biscuits what happened!

[RRReid294]

omfg who the fuck told them they could sing?

this isn't fit for butlins!

[MissMemeXX]

Top 100 really bad songs...

yeh thats true

[JakeWild]

THAT LAUGH! HERGH

[whis102]

it dont get any better with time :)

[Jaythed0n]

so i guess this is where the BN BN advert came from... lol.

[carven2004eca]

lol at all the people on here trying to degrad this song so they sound cool.

[amosthree]

brb. Suicide.

[dumbunny2711]

Ugh, they're just what you imagine a slag to look like! Probably making low-rent porn now...

[yuriy6718]

Я всё таки нашёл эту песню...только что...а видео ну ваще ..Огромная Благодарность вам за эту тему...

[TommyTightbum]

@yuriy6718

I don't speak a word of Russian but I think he just said "what a bunch of mingers". seriously were they meant to be good looking? Christ on a bike.

[yuriy6718]

@TommyTightbum I said that the song and the video Super and your words don't quite understand I think you also not opposed to this song

[bindrum2chairs]

I Fear I may have fingered at least two of these creatures during my years of low moral standards.

[elliotcastro]

I can't believe I just listened to this

[Papparazzoo]

has to be the worst song ever ahhahaha

[KGfemalePhenomenon]

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

[rainofthewinter]

haha, "ultimate 100 really bad songs"

love it

[TheFest100]

BN BN!

[marcporkribs]

"it's like the definition of what a slag is"

[JazzyNessaC]

Haha. Yeah. Keep pressing 1:33

I like how it says ' Ultimate 100: really bad songs'

Lol (:

[FashionistoIRE]

Keep pressing 1.33 hahaha

[AdyB2008]

@FashionistoIRE Bloody hell! It's like watching The Exorcist! We shall call this new creation The Essexorcist!

[BoredGamer]

Good god, this makes me want to hang myself.

[sattfield]

Knobjockeys!



[stu12b]

Dreadful, sickening, terrifying.

I wonder how these monsters from Clash of the Titans got free time to sing.

[FallsHeavy1]

minghags

[quinnbag26]

Mingers

[amosthree]

I love the continuity errors.

[86toMOOSE]

sexy mommas, and talented to match.

[democes]

aha they couldnt even afford to rent out the pool for a day

EN-GUR-LAND

[theozhangmusic]

so underrated.....

[RejectFactory]

This is so bad that the blonde wore a wig to disguise herself.

[steve9087]

Oh dear, still, fit birds though.

[demoncleanser]

CHARLTON LEIDO?

[ldn2atx]

DIRTY TRAVELLERS

[shellyD1983]

i remember wankin to this when i was about 14.

[HamsterAtDawn]

I think 2:54 sums up this video!

[brisromance]

its ok! Even though its lousy and out of tune!

[drewgoloid]

A bunch of crackhead Spice Girls fresh from their caravan site in Maidstone, stood by some swimming pool in Butlins. That's Vanilla in this video! A true masterpiece!

"Bleurgh"!

[crimbs01]

tuuune

[s1977spw2]

i think sexual favours might have played a part in these getting a record deal shag them then spend 50 pound on the production of the record LMAO! Imean that video will have been shot by a camcorder lol

[Twaddlefish]

@s1977spw2 There was a bet between two record producers, to see who could get the worst band/song the highest in the charts. Vanilla won that bet. Because they're fucking awful, and somehow people bought it.

[fairypoo]

haaha i dont think thers another song out there so out of tune

[vonlipsia]

Made me smile at least, well, smirk. Bring them back!

[Andyscobie]

These girls merit the title as the worst British band in history. They are talentless, tuneless, tacky and crude. Vanilla you sucked big time!

[tusler93]

This sums up everything that was wrong with the 90's

[Menorain]

Jesus Christ. What is this shit? XD

[lassiechild]

Oh Jesus I bought this !

[thuggyall]

@lassiechild loool get A REFUND HUNNI!

[rightwingpob]

Credit where it's due....I've not seen a cock tucked in that well since silence of the lambs.

[Emilyyy1999]

FIT. LOL JK No Way No Way. Manah Manah. Not Today. DON'T GET FRESH WITH ME. Backstreet Essex Scrubbers.

[Mr123Pauli]

now I remember why I'm gay

[Kelmurf313]

just looked them up on wikipedia. two of them are sisters, and the other two are their friends. and apparently they were still recording till 2002 ? go figure?

[spearian]

Whos the red head? I want to add more images to my wank bank

[christschinwon]

Great post. I'll be rolling back my foreskin til 2am just like the first time!

[TheChikinfish]

This is going to be playing directly into my brain for the next 48 hours. I think it should be used as some form of torture.

[jonnyhk]

the redhead is not bad.

[JordanNicholsonCUFC]

I'm going to have nighmares now.

[boardnasty]

this is so tragic!!!! i'd die if i was one of these girls and looked back on this video. how did anyone ever think this was worth spending money on producing? not one of these girls can sing. ahhhhh its almost like a big joke but they really seem to think they have tallent!

[Mr123Pauli]

@boardnasty lol, they're probably more embarrased today when they have to stand outside lidl in their uniforms to have a fag before getting their dinner from the chipshop on their way back to their tower block home where they live with their 14 year old daughter and her 2 brown babies

[Andyscobie]

@Mr123Pauli So true, I couldn't have put it better myself.

[123MrSlick]

Came ;)

[hamgreen]

The blonde woman looks like an old lady the other three are taking away from the hospice for a day out. Of course that pool was all fields when she still had her own teeth. Looks like she's having the time of her life, bless her heart.

The shot at 2:02 reminds me of certain days at school when the sun was at just the right angle so that you could divert the sun's rays via a watch into the teacher's eyes while he was doing the register. Fun times.

Shit song though.

[conchita4all]

This Sounds Exactley Like Mahna Mahna by The Muppets xD

[lurch321]

Does the blonde have Down's Syndrome?

[arkadarius]

Is... Is the blonde girl brain dead?

[macgorspazz]

Anyone notice how bad the filming was too?? Hahahahaha

[DopedUpMonkey]

I didn't know they had outdoor pools in Scunthorpe.

[s4nj4y]

What scatty tarts...sooo bad, and if the didn't look cheap enough on this video, one of them sings "you can buy me with one drink" !!! Oh dear.

[tangleclot]

WTF????????????????????

[mmorrison69]

I remember this stupid fucking song with the stupid fucking tarts on the stupid fucking video. What a disgrace.

[CarolyneAnthonia]

it's so bad, you have no choise you have to like it.

or it wil get stuck in your head just as it's stuck in my head!

[chantoya17]

W......T.......F!!!

[nealej100]

Haha bad I had to work on this video. Dont ever complain when you have to hear it just once, think what its like to hear it all day long.

[samdirk]

oh man, i remember this!

[troy19902009]

i kinda like it haha

[will2peter]

jesus christ ...........

[vaxetihirr]

someone pass me a bucket i think im gonna puke

[deonjax1]

MEGA CHEESY !!!

[braveoseven]

OMG I only heard this a couple times on the radio in 97' and it forever stuck in my head. Now that I hear it again and see the video it seems lamer but I don't think I'll ever forget it...

[swyke]

I'm going to have a lobotomy just so i can forget this ever existed...!?

[CharlesXavier]

Gee, I've seen a lot of bad videos, so bad sometimes that they're good (and I mean funny). But this...this is so bad it's just BAD. It's the epitome of bad. I'm usually very kind with rating videos, but to get me this pissed off is one hell of a feat, and I seldom say that. I can't laugh at this, and to quote from the Angry Video Game Nerd, I'd rather 'drown in gasoline' or 'super glue my ass shut' than watch this. It isn't an MV, it's an insult to MVs.

Just what were they thinking?!

[MisterShaq7427]

Oh Dear, just remembered how bad this song really was. this song reminds me of my sister.

[Steve474]

What a bunch of ugly slags...makes me proud to be English

[wehatemacs]

I hope these girls realise that they aren't attractive enough physically or mentally to achieve Intelligence and sex appeal in a partner.

[25242824]

all i can say to this is .. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THIS MAKES BRITISH BIRDS LOOK DUMB AS FUCK !!

[jackdoe83]

actually this video show how normal girls can do a group without x factor ( or such crap).. thanks for the memory's before they made rap standard :)

[McRae2509]

They aren't even remarkably ugly, they are just ordinary. The singing is incredible, I can't breathe!

[gemzlee]

IMHO, they look like they were taken out of a red-light district somewhere, placed by the pool and told to make up a song! Not attractive, bad song and awful singing! No wonder this is one of the worst songs ever!

[whis102]

It dont get any worsw than this.  No Way, No Way

[xlollypopbabex]

they look like the spice girls

[Phatchick2008]

i just member the chrous aint it off a biscuit advert bns or summt

[face1972able]

i bought this crap

[rbgonzo]

So bad it is good! :)

[xeorage]

Fuck me, and I thought thecurrent market diloution with X-Factor and Britain's got talent was bad.

Then I think back to this shit, and think it's not quite as bad. Plus they are all fuck-ugly, apart from the red-head.

[cuddlysac]

Awful stuff.

Though I'd like to take the redhead up the shitter, purely for research purposes.

[ultraviolet255]

zzzzzzzzzzz