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  • HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2 turds in each hand. Filthy

  • The person who posted this is a moron. Apes are not monkeys.

  • :( weres the poop?

  • lol im guessing the guy who filmed this is an adult but he sounds like a little girl

  • Looks like a Popeye's that ran out of chicken.

  • I love how he tosses it grenade style, anyway, these morons were annoying the poor monkey and got what they deserved

  • That guy is seriously pissed.

  • what zoo was this at?

  • Monkey or Ape.. does it really matter?! stupid video..

  • He needs Steady Aim Pro

  • lol yall r stupid for arguing on the comments of a chimp throwin

    his shit at people

  • @TheImperialistStates, njlouch is just pissed off because you have the top and he can't think of anything useful to say to get a thumbs up. By the way, it's an ape not a monkey =D.

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  • @kylebossify Okay, now i know why. Thanks :)

  • I wish the chimp had come over and ripped your fucking heads off.

  • These animals are apes, not monkeys. It's like calling a coyote and wolf.

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  • God he only wishes he could be in the wild. You guys suck for real, big time. I hate the zoo.

  • 1. if i was there i would have made you eat that poop

    2.whats up with that laughter man its funnier that the monkey lol

  • @smokke04

    Jesus. Dumb asses all.

  • @makesumad and thats why the moat is there at the zoo...

  • They should really put up a fence. A chimp could jump that easilyyyyyyyyy

  • 0:44

    "WARHASJLASLLA LA LAWAAA LALA WAAAARLLLALALAA EAWL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    

  • What horrible morons. If the animal had torn yours and your brats faces off you'd have deserved it.

  • Ape. not a monkey

  • Monkey: Come at me bro!

  • that's fucked up.. these animals are intelligent enough to be bothered by such harassment..

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  • humans can be such fuckin morons

  • Stop it,spittting at captivated monkeys are mean. DDDDD":

  • It would have been even funnier seeing that Monkey hop over the moat and kick thew shit out of you.

  • @TheImperialistStates Yeah... What you said doesn't actually make any sense in English, but well done for trying. Everyone can be a big man behind a keyboard!

  • @njlouch Kick..the shit out of you is English... I'm trying to be a big man? I'm not antagonizing a chimp behind a fence like these idiots. Nice try though ;).

  • @TheImperialistStates and then throwing at them

  • I'm watching first two seconds. Randomly skip to 0:40 SHIT

  • that monkey would have your face ripped off in less the 10 seconds if that moat wasnt there

  • I would do the same if I was a chimp, except with a bigger turd.

  • @colt45isbest Lol

  • Cunts filming this.

  • monkeys should have the rights of humans …. hehehehe

  • litterally going ape shit

  • Wast of internet use

  • Wha---what's Obama doing, uhhhh, there, uhhh shouldn't h-h-h-he be.....at the white house? iiiiiiiiii'm B-b-b-barack Ohhh oh oh ohh uhh Obama, and uhhh, i approve this..message.

  • @JohnnyLovely2 jk jk

  • I would have pushed them all in the moat :D and then grabbed their camera and taped them getting anal raped by the monkeys.

  • he ass could easily jump across that moat and beat the hell of your mocking ass.

  • Oh look, it's President Obama!

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  • @japaneseninja100 I'll fuck off if you admit that his socialist policies are destroying this country.

  • @Launchpad05

    If you think Obama is a socialist then there is no argument I can ever make to help you reconsider. I have lived in Europe under social democratic governments and Obama is no socialist. He is a pawn of Wall Street and every capitalist tool that exists. You have no clue what socialism is. Stop watching Faux News and read some real books.

  • @japaneseninja100 No matter how bad you think The Republicans are, they would never take away your job like The Democrats, you retard! Stop watching ABC, NBC, CBS, and stupid books rbout glittery vampire faggots!

  • Careful who you throw shit at. I just ate a big taco and . . . oh that was a really bad idea. It's all over the place and I can't throw it.

  • how did i get here?

  • This should have been titled, "I can't hold the camera steady!"

  • 0:55 Like a boss.

  • He's just playing "Angry Turds"

  • throws poop at 0:35

  • u know that monkey is thinking oh your mocking me bitch eat my shit!

  • Why is that guy flinging shit at the Monkeys?

  • If I was a monkey I would be throwing poop at those beaners too.

    THUMBS UP!!!

  • Basically its telling you to go away, so don't stand there and laugh you fucking idiot..

  • You are lucky, a chimp can easily kill a man.

  • i wish the chimp landed one on his face, it would shut that foreign up.

  • @nathanturnerful the fuck is your problem?

  • @toiletscrubbr my problem is the foreign pissed the monkey off, maybe he shouldn't do that duh.

  • In Compton they have guns. In the zoo they have pooh.

  • These beaners are visiting their relative

  • @Cabalistlbb are you retarted? they aren't even speaking spanish. you dumb cum swapper.

  • @Cabalistlbb we are all it's relative stupid ass. They have 96% human traits or something like dat.

  • notice how there are no rocks in there. XD

  • cool monkey

  • now if he could swim you guys would be dead lmfao

  • You stoopid nasty monkeys

  • so hilarious yeah. if this was in the wild he wouldnt throw shit at you hes rip your arms off. zoos suck

  • that's an ape, monkeys have tails.

  • stupid mexicans. no wonder, you fuckers deserved it.

  • Thats why I love monkeys they are the only animals that use there poo for wepons... GENIUS!

  • it's not nice when stupid people mock captive helpless primates, especially when they are at least as intelligent as your 5 year old kids

  • @perfectbark

    ok so the monkey that just POOPED in his hand and and threw it at people is smarter than me?.... if u love it so much go fuck it :D?

  • @perfectbark not idiot i remember hwne i was 5 years old how inteliggent i was stop saying shit idiot

  • That's an ape.

  • Those monkeys dont give a shit...

  • I bet that monkey was in the movie rise of the planet of the apes just to

    take his revenge XD

  • Kevin Sherwood :3

  • how can you cunts laugh at this? Where are the zoo keepers to actually tell them to stop harrassing the fucking monkey you cunts... If I was there id push ya into the moat and point a gun at you to climb into the inclosure and then laugh and make monkey noises at him. Faggots

  • @DjTommyKx the c word and a cigarette , my what a keeper you are....

  • @DjTommyKx

    u mad

  • press 6 the goriila is laughing at you

  • lmao

  • its obama when he doesnt get what he wants!!!

  • I wouldn't wanna shake that hand

  • 0:57 gangster gorrila ?

  • GORILLA: you want somthing to take a picture of! huh!!!

    ppl taking pictures

    GORILLA: FLINGS SHIT AT THEM.. * take a picture of that you sonsofabitches!

  • Yes! That's exactly what I wanted to see! Fuck ya!

  • the only reason you guys are alive is because of that moat

  • @ElectronicStuff4Free what's a moat?

  • @ElectronicStuff4Free Yeah I bet it would be a much better vid to watch if there wasn't a damn moat, that chimp would rip their fuckin arms off

  • eat shit mexicans!!!!!!!!!!

  • you wadfuiaefc;lwjefas that means chinessaaaaaaaaaa

  • I'd throw my shit at everyone if I had to live in a shit hole like that. I mean, atleast give the fuckers some trees. Or a rope.. -facepalm

  • yes

    

  • hes like whats up gettin all crunk throwin poop

  • He didn't like the same sex blowing him kisses. See, even animals don't like it. So much more the word homophobic.

  • live ammunition was used

  • That's exactly what my granddad did when we tried to leave him in hospital - made a big turd cake and threw it at anyone coming near him, so we were forced to take him home! Brilliant idea!!

  • funny i bet the mokey was thinking fuck you

  • serves you right for taunting him lol

  • Definitely a chimpanzee, not a monkey.

  • @gymnasticsizmylife cuz chimpanzees are totally not monkeys amirite.

  • 0:55 to 1:00 Proof that black people have not evolved.

  • Haha his mad swag

  • Dude if i was there id push you into the water so the monkey can get you, then ill go HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LALALALALALALA just like you did to the monkey.

  • I love his walk. Mad swag.

  • That is not a monkey!

  • Looks like Popeye

  • He mad.

  • He was throwing grenades at you!

  • RONALD RAGAN SHIT....

  • It's not a monkey, it's an ape.

  • Fuching funny

  • We all being grounded. Why? Because we could not be out there having fun, doing the things that we like. Same goes for animals. Face it, no matter how big the ENCLOSURES are, its still enCLOSED. No one likes to be in captivity. No matter how dangerous the outside world is, we would still take the risk to go for the happier lifestyle out there. No pain no gain?

  • he must of ate something black like other monkeys poo

  • You shouldn't piss them off, pathetic foreign bastards.

  • @WeWillNotGoQuietly you fuckin idiot this is at a zoo in mexico I would know Ive been there, so it looks like your the foreign bastard.

  • @Nike10Soccer787 "You should piss them off"

    I know it's a zoo you fucking retard, can't you read? the people in the video are taunting the ape, and yes, they're foreign, I'm foreign to you. They don't live in the save country as me, go back to school you dip shit.

  • He's a prisoner. Zoo's are just animal prisons. Monkeys are fuckin awesome though

  • @eSKiUKNZ1989 zoos are made to let the public appreciate animal life. So I guess that's evil.

  • @aattitude yeah, if a monkey threw you in an enclosure to let other monkeys stare a you for 12hours a day it'd be classed as cruelty. Just because we're humans you think we're better than them? What choices can they make in life now? We play God to other animals and it's wrong.

  • @eSKiUKNZ1989 They are chimps; they don't think the way you as a human do. They are animals, get it through your thick skull. Their level of perception and awareness is shit compared to a human, even if we're talking about a chimp. They DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE IN A ZOO. THEY DONT KNOW WHAT A ZOO OR THE "WILD" IS.

    And the caretakers care more about animals than most people who complain. They see that they are healthy and eating right.

  • @aattitude ur a fuck head chimps are smarter then humens its a fact we share most of our genes wit them or they share most of there genes with us u fuck head go back to school

  • @sparton219 They are smarter than humans? lol Than you, yes.

    Man, are you stupid.

  • @aattitude ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

    an "Animal" is a multi-celled heterotroph, meaning we are animals too.

    you just think because you can read or write your too mighty to be considered as an animal... your the same as a chimp except you keep throwing bullshit at everyone instead of your own

  • @nitroaztecgold Yes, we're animals, but there is a huge difference between humans and OTHER animals, and that's awareness...

    You think those chimps know they're in a zoo? Their brains don't understand those concepts.

    I repeat, they live better than most or all chimps in the wild.

  • @aattitude didn't you see planet of the apes ?

  • @zombiebrains2012 You're obviously mad about something I said.

  • the ape

  • i know how he feels

  • fuck i wish that monkey escaped and there was footage of it killing those faggits.poor cunt

  • gotta love the hinge walk that he does

  • this monkey represents every fast food worker in america, throwing shit at you and you eat it!

  • Hes like " Thats not wat I sound like Bitch"

  • True ape shit!

  • Gangsta ass walk. :51-1:01

  • If evolutionists really believe people came from monkeys, would it not be cruel to incage these animals and put them up for display?

  • @eafanboyssuck Yes. Exactly.

  • OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • too bad the monkey couldnt smash those idiots faces in, im for the monkey

  • Is that a monkey or a black man?

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  • @Dartz81 Yeah so is everyone. The world is racist. Deal with it, loser.

  • This behavior can be seen every day, just go to an NAACP convention.

  • poop throwing never gets old :)

  • Lmao

  • Poop getting thrown at beaners.....how appropriate.

  • awsome you are gettin 5 stars for this XD

  • hah the ape in this video is the camerman

  • hahah omg i remember when i used to throw my poop

  • hahah omg i remember when i did that

  • that camera man is lucky that monkey didnt find a way out of there, woulda ripped that guys face right the heck off!

  • DK! DONKEY KONG!

  • I just took ten minutes of heavy breathing when I saw the first turd fly up

  • Well, if it could shoot guns and drive, the chimp would totally do them a drive-by... while wearing a bandana and a basketball shirt... xD

  • i'm going to make a video of me throwing poop at a monkey ;)

  • @midnightfapper hahahaha lookin forward to that XD

  • 38 ppl recieved a perfect shit. hit in the face. LEARN HOW RO LIKE THIS VIDEO! XD

  • Why do monkeys like to throw shit?!?!

  • Monkey: Homo Sapiens...yeah right.

  • i understand that its relatively new technology for you people, but could you learn how to shake the camera less?

  • CHEEKY SHIT SLINGING CUNT!

  • monkeys:1

    whitepeople:0