Don't Play This Game 2 : Gamespot II

[thespaceboon101]

gods and generals is the most realistic game i ever laid eyes on (big rigs meets a fps)

[LiquidBuffalo]

Giantbomb FTW

[Macca1969]

Gamespot sold out! They suck now...

[S1nwar]

come on give me some reasons . am i supposed to guesss why i shouldnt play these games from 5 secs of uncommented videomaterial? well except that civil war thing

[joethehero2]

heh. "Trucking-impaired". Lol.

[Tharenus]

It would be great if they would actually REVIEW these games ._. They'd be much more fun and interesting to watch. Now they're just making stupid jokes about bad games that are so easy to make stupid jokes about.

[gta99silverado]

i thought he was gonna put the cardboard box in his head lol

[quangluu96]

they should add modern warfare 2, people are crazy over this

[nerdtalk326]

I can't remember the last time they gave a game "abysmal". Seeing as how Gamespot sponsors almost every game now a days, there almost not allowed too.

[obelisk2049]

@3:10 "everybody aim in different directions an fire! We're bound to hit something!"

[joethehero2]

I just love the phrase "for the trucking impaired"

[robotface74]

don't these companies have quality assurance teams?

[TheManmek]

its emeek77 XD

[RCROX5000]

motocross mania is actually somewhat fun on the PC. I usually spent my time in it glitching out of the map and making the rider do insane ragdoll moves. I stopped playing a long time ago though. LONG TIME AGO.

[jasonw131]

I always loved the Gods and Generals video review. It was like "History of the Civil War according to this game."

[doublesguy]

...I want a great robo-cop time...

[kutvn]

I don't think its good to make a civil war game

[IguanaLuvr]

Why are so many of the most horrible games on earth for the original x-box?

[henriko95]

4:10 "Ohh damn! I don't have commando on!"

[01Wrong01]

what is the song at the beginning

[ThatIndianGuy7116]

@01Wrong01 when the saints go marching in, are you talking about that one?

[01Wrong01]

@ThatIndianGuy7116 yes! thx dude

[FRANKIELALALA]

Robocop has potential but BUG CITY

[issareign]

those large white things are the product of the freemasons.

[Anonymous32991]

i baught motocross mania when i was like 7 and at that time i thought it was like the greatest game ever at the time. it is very glitchy but still fun to fuck around with

[dmajorhiphopproducer]

He sure dodged a bullet buy picking that cardboard box!

[aanda12]

O.O O_O O.O Weird

[5onicFighter]

IGN gave Gods and Generals 7 something... They were high when they gave that review I swear..

[DMWestWoodElite]

NAAAAAAAAAVVVVVAAAAARRRRRRROOO­OO

[gonzo361]

PICK THE BOX YOU BIMBO HEAD!!

[KUSkaraokemeester]

I love Gamespot <3

[caitsith34d]

1:40 No gamespot dont us WHY the game is unplayable just go on with a shitty joke.

[Grykus7]

Well, usually unplayable means the game is ugly, boring and glitchy.

But I see what you mean.

[Rock1Golem]

funny, people on the Sonic Unleashed and Sonic and the Black Knight video reviews are saying the same thing about ING.

[Darbyjack]

Don't you mean IGN?

[PcROX123]

WOW!

im completely blown away by the AI system.

they are so inteligent! oh my god!

i think ill sell Killzone 2 for it man!

im so amazed.

[Alika1212]

That a pic of Jimmy Hart the Mouth of the South on Navarro's desk?

[Cure3]

Alex Navarro is working for Harmonix now...

odd....

[tinytanksta]

i have motor cross mania for ps1 and i liked it alot then

[poonzy999]

get a new system!!!!

[xxxnickrhxxx]

ya same here lol

[krisfrosz133]

Sigh! I miss the ol' GameSpot crew. The new GameSpot f**k balls!!!

[combatgummybear12]

@krisfrosz133 still better than IGN

[Mysterious0Bob]

@krisfrosz133 They're all on Giant Bomb now.

[vile46]

@krisfrosz133 That's why I have unsubscribe...

[rorym1980]

I still have Motocross Mania for PC and i luvd playing it, it's alright. I even enjoyed Edgar Terronteras MX 2000? i think its called that.

[YesTownResident]

carboard boxes rock.

[Protagonist]

Cardboard boxes > motocross games... Its a well known fact.

The only redeeming feature of motocross games is the box. It can be used to store other, better games.

[Forummaster2]

I wouldn't put good games in that box because then every time you look at it, you'll think the bad motocross game is inside when in reality a really good game is inside.

[PascalHoomiku]

Well see, that's theft protection! Because who's going to look inside the box of a motocross game and expect to find something good inside?

[malkrow21]

I actually want to try out Alex's advice. watching a Robocop Movie, eating a meat ball sandwich, and pretending to shoot the bad guys with the airsoft replica pistol!

sounds fun to me.

[grincevan]

Whats so bad bout motocross mania ? i enjoyed it alot in me younger years ...

[ProphetOfTheMoons]

are you sure you're not talking about motocross madness?

[grincevan]

Ow yeh lol , maybe your right bout that ....

Thx .

[ProphetOfTheMoons]

yeah i had the same idea too

[zweg2]

No, it's motocross mania. Look it up.

[LitterboxDiorama]

Wow back in the good old days when Gamespot reviewed EVERY game good or bad ....not like now just the multimillion dollar releases get reviewed

[warsof1234]

lol

[ThInTrM]

You know that game, Rebel Trucker? I would totally play it if they not only fixed the issues in the game but also had that reviewer as the main character and voice actor.

That dude was hilarious.

[bsquire1]

I think we can clearly see why all these guys have moved on from Gamespot.

[kbb1996]

gods and generals would be

good if the ai was alot better,

there were more enemys, and

more battel zones

[xSnAkExLoKoX]

then it would be a whole different game.

[maglight117]

gods and general would be GREAT if it was made 14 years ago

[femiboy34]

what the fuck is alex saying at the beginning lol

[Muzzly1234]

It's true! Meatball marinara sandwiches make EVERYTHING better!

[shrooms125]

3:36 - 3:42 i dont think muskets were simi automatic. lol tha graphics and textures look horrible. it would be a great online game but nothing worth paying for.

[Muzzly1234]

Yes, lets see what Jeff picks...

[WhiteTiger225]

Anyone else think God's and Generals seems a bit as much fail as Mount & Blade who charges 40+ bucks for a game that looks like that?

[iamcrazy7]

man ur right, and whats worse it was released in 2003,the same year that my favourite game battlefield 1942 came out. The difference in quality is astounding.

[WhiteTiger225]

you do realize I said that when they charged 40+ dollars for it?

[Brian91506]

o well it still was good, sorry for wasting your time

[tobor77]

The dialogue from the first segment, Rebel Trucker, is straight out of the song "Convoy" by C.W. McCall.

[HardrockFaN2000]

all those games are fun except the dirtbike game i hate xtreme sports games

[GothicPaul]

this game sucks like a stinky shit!

[bobbafede]

lol the music cracked me up

like the intense battle song and the guy swinging at the nothing

[KwillTV]

bet the the game company end up killing them selvs after seeing this lol

[VALKIR4636]

meatball sandwiches make everything better!

[007Awsome]

omg that is brillant!!!!

[Alexander032691]

This game is real, real bad!

[SaitanMar]

omg Jeff's shirt nearly blinded me!

[vuk49]

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[thekkl]

the civil one was the best

[shinhaka]

Funny XD. I got to say though, that Cival War game just looked like...shi...umm....mud XD.

[0Sims0]

Lol I'd pick that Airsoft Gun, DVD, and Sandwich over that Robocop game anyday.

[DonaldHellsing]

wait rebel trucker : Cajun blood money? Hitman: Blood Money lol

[IzodMuse012]

I was thinking the same thing.. LOL

[DonaldHellsing]

Lets count sand 4! sounds better than these games

[Morbiddragonelf]

This was funny. I laughed at a lot of this. Back in the 80s and 90s, game companies could put out anything they want, and expect kids to buy it. Thanks to people who put videos like this on youtube, these bad games can be exploited and the companies can be called out for their awful product. When a company tries to make a quick buck by shitting on a DVD and shoving it in a box and putting it in a store for kids to buy, eventually they will be exposed on the internet. Thanks for the justice.

[batista654]

BROTRR is better than gta 4

[Ginteru]

Proove it

[batista654]

why do i need to? clearly you can see.

[Ginteru]

Ok, I see

[tigerdirectz]

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing > Rebel Truckers

[Ginteru]

No, big rigs isn't even worth the CAPS, big rigs sucks more than a pooked pile of SHIT

[routhoula]

about the robocop game, its not the only game that sucked and prized more than it deserved, look turning point fall of liberty.

[ChomuSclavus]

Don't play this game.

[crushker]

Meatballs sandwich lol.

[Naster66]

Super lol at 4:04

[banks49]

andrew seyoon park was his name

[banks49]

what happened to alex navarro and that chinese guy(forgot his name)

[fascist]

both quit

[alscott33]

I saw the movie Gods and Generals(I loved it), but the game was just sad. :(

[SeriousIlya]

when was this game released?

looks bad but the review was funny :)

[seto007]

That gods and Generals thing was really funny!

[banks49]

LOL AT THE GAME AT 2:27 i actually saw a AI shoot a wall. Oh shit i shouldnt call that AI

[alscott33]

Gods and Generals was made in 2003. That game looks like its from like 1994 or something.

[SeriousIlya]

:O  ....

[alscott33]

yeah...

[BlueLupus1980]

I bet solid snake would choose the cardboard box any day, it saves lives.

[jesse41993]

And it can take lives.

[gabyrpg]

YOU'RE WINNER

[HannaBarbaric]

LEX WINS!

[Moredread25]

Funniest thing is the musket firing four times in a row.

[MammaleousMaximus]

A pistol... a musket, and... another musket. LOL!

[NSFolsom]

The only problem with Mr. Navarro's review with RoboCop for the Xbox is that he has the Criterion Collection DVD of RoboCop which has been out of print for a very long time. I realize he just needed an example of a RoboCop DVD but that particular DVD of RoboCop would cost you at least $40 when it was new. Ok, that's enough Nerd for now.

Godspeed, Alex N.

[Looneymegaman]

The Robocop game looked like a cheap knockoff to Timesplitters! lol

[ccricers]

LOL, what WAS that large, white thing in Gods and Generals? It looks like a wagon that wasn't fully textured and modeled.

[kiwiglory]

when tha hell was that cival war game made 93?relly it cant have been made before 2000. the grafics was so fuucckking bad and the bots was use less. it was so bad awfull fucking awful

[wdsa8d]

aaahhh.... the cardboard box

[amritosdoritos]

I actually had tears when the bloke constantly swung his sword... I dont know if it was tears of laughter from the comedy of it or tears of sadness for the guy playing it...

[KaiRaidenX]

*Sniff*...sad is'nt it?...*Sniff**cry*

[xsvmaster]

I miss Jeff=(

[YukoValis]

That civil war game with the guy swinging his sword.  I just couldn't stop laughing and making up exactly what he must be saying "have at you!" lol

[Linkx2]

alex navarro is so damn hot..

[Mikodite]

??? 0.0!

You have issues.

[halidefox]

I've played Robocop, and he's right. It sucks so badly. How bad does it suck? It's a first person shooter that doesn't allow you to aim and strafe at the same time. Nuff said.

[gobblerdallas]

Neither does Metroid Prime games. And that's why they suck. Yes yes I know "DURR IT'S NOT A SHOOTAN-GAEM, IT A ADVENTOYRE GEAM!"

[Arkasai]

Aiming and strafing is what the majority of Metroid Prime's combat consists of. What game are you referring to?

[egilland]

robocop don't need no aim and strafe at the same time... he's that badass

[antifolkhero]

The Civil War game was the funniest.  I liked the guy just swinging the sword.

[blackandbluestar]

I'd definately take that cardboard box.

[masatje]

definately, because you can get more for the cardboard box when you hand it in at the old paper depot, where as when you choose the game, you only have a little piece of cover to hand in as used paper. Well, actually don't hand that cover in anyway. I wouldn't wipe my @ss with paper that was once the cover of that game.

[666oFallenAngel666]

Y prefer the Box :D

[666oFallenAngel666]

I'm lol xP

[beatifulboricua89]

i would defenetly pick the cardboard box

[Mindraker1]

"This game is real, real bad."

-So is your grammar.

[jella11]

lol y is he talking about something VERY different from that game in "trucker"

[au25]

the guy in the beggining looked like mike from linkin park

[HentzDude]

rofl

[KILLERAOC]

This heres the rubber duck, im bout to put the hammer down.

[Snapx4000]

Got it!

[mikehart16]

haha alex brought a gun to work and no one really cared like he was gona shoot up the place lol!

[patch555]

Whaaaat?  I don't remember ANY (at least half) of these reviews! And I've been a GameSpot WHORE.

[Keith4DaChelski]

Lol you little bitch how much do you charge

[digitaloverlord]

Cardboard boxes can be really fun, if you know what to do.

[heardofrvb]

I'm sorry, I don't speak trucker.

[MorbidaBeWeird]

i'll chose... the boxe XD you dont know what I CAN DO WITH THIS! ^^ so much fun!

[rammsteinrules4ever]

ahem... no offnce that sounds real dodgy

[masatje]

I love it when Jeff chooses the cardboard box and turns it to show 'Don't play this game'

XD

[sharedoc]

i love bad games not that i wil ever play them but the idea that they actuly expext you to pay money for this s.h.i.t suck without ever playing it

[CrossXFaith]

I must say, the meatball sandwich could cost 50$'s and still beat all!

[sdcazares1980]

You're missing Dragon Ball Z Ulitmate Battle 22, and World Poker Championship.

[HighSkiez]

Never played RoboCop.

[BigDukeme]

Good. Don't.

I've played it, before this review video was made, and I was lucky to beat level 1. I made it to level 2 and die at the very beginning because of a person who jumped out at me randomly, causing me to go back to the beginning of level 1.

[natshu]

hahahahaha robocop is hilarious "and youre having a great robocop time"

[Bananas1000]

I laughed my ass off ate the Gods and Generals Review

[ShockyD]

Hehehe meatball sub

[Skylinerev]

HAHA Roflmao, absolutly right about RoboCop, I burned my case and threw some petrol over it it's so bad :D

He's also completly right about the meatball sub :D