R.Kelly - I Wanna Piss On You Remix

[shikamaru3333]

I loved this show so much. It's a shame that Dave Chapelle stopped doing it.  I wish he would atleast come back and do some stand up.

[paco8967]

imma give ya some POO POO, imma give ya some PEE PEE Imma give you some DOO DOO, wash it down wit some WEE WEE...lmao I miss this show.

[TheJamaal76]

this song and dick in the box is some of the funnest shit i ever heard lmmfao!!!!!!

[Dolpsgrenadier]

lol "i sip cris, you drink piss"

[Quent1124]

hahahaha lmao that's hilarious. this never gets old. xD

[SEXYDESSI21]

LMAO THS SHIT WAS FUNNY!

[HiddenLotus111]

this is the remix edition of the song about pissin XD

[xKelyax]

pls look up K.I.Z. - was willst du machen

[PATTONM14A1]

You know I really Dave Chapelle. He was freaking hilarious and the best part about it he took shots at everybody. To him it was about the comedy and the laughter but then he left. Dave Chapelle please com back to us!

[draivableCj]

I LIKE THAT LIGHT SKINNED GIRL

[Nzyme36]

@draivableCj

You mean "white" girl?

[akariauma]

@hordeforrlife the name of the song was ignition remix. the first version of piss on you was feeling on your booty both are by rkelly

[colonelrhythm]

@hordeforrlife Ignition the remix

[lamanido]

King of Comedy DAVE CHAPPELLE ;)

[angolaboy9705]

@hordeforrlife ignition

[DNAFilms2010]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StarChild0314]

He's hilarious! Miss!

[journeyway86]

I miss his show.

[BosnaBIH94]

I pick you up from the club

take you home to make some love

Got a surprise close your eyes

I'm gonna cover you with suds

I'm gonna give you some poo-poo

I'm gonna give you some pee-pee

I'm gonna give you some doo-doo

Wash it down with some wee-wee

This is the remix edition of the song about pissing

I got that peeing, leaking, reeking, and there's juice in the kitchen

[ChristinePapp]

This is even funnier!!!!!

[ChristinePapp]

This is even funnier!!!!!

[THEYSEBOY]

Hes a disgustin BASTARD!!!!!!!!PE PEE!!!!!!!!DOODOO

[SuperSotos7]

dave for president

[IRDGAF0123546]

lmao...i saw this like 1000 times and its still funny

[Videokwab]

this is remix edition of a song about pissin lmao

[Parafotz]

you drink piss :DDD

[deFt18]

this new youtube stinks, vevo stinks, bring back regular freakin youtube!

[KristinaJSpolisci99]

lmfao

[zepan220794]

der is der beste hahahahaha  5*

[kubi221]

hey

[DollaMuzik2]

you drink piss:D

[driftking504]

krraaa piss on you remix .

[xxIIHeaDsHootIIxx]

Haha xD

[shellcracker18]

close your eyes....show me your face....im gonna piss on it...LOL

[rollinsjenni]

funny stuff right here!

[joshue86]

i sip crys u drink piss HAHA!

fuckin classic

[carnellndiva101]

This should have been longer cause this is funny

[YeaWhiplash]

God his show was the BEST!!! There was only 2 seasons right? + a bonus DVD of the unfinished 3rd season? Not sure so i thought i would ask!!!

[dickkwikkwek]

Chapelle had been offered a 55 million contract by Comedy Central. It drove him a little bit crazy and he quit the show. He then moved to Africa for a while. I don't really know what he does these days though.

[SasakiX17]

he came back to the states and peformed again

[dickkwikkwek]

But he never did a show anymore, right?

[Perezco]

@dickkwikkwek He didn't go crazy, he was under a shitload of pressure from the network to do shit he really didn't want and he was miserable with his job in the third season. The straw that broke the camel's back was according to himself the pixie sketch, which after having seen it I can pretty much relate too. He didn't move to Africa either, he just went to South Africa on a 2 week vacation by himself, after that he came back and he still does what he loves to do: Stand-up comedy.

[dickkwikkwek]

@Perezco Oh, heh. I saw him on Oprah, and he looked like he was high out of his mind. I think I remember him saying he went to Africa to live there or something.

It's really a shame though. I really liked the show and I can't believe Comedy Central forced him to change the formula. They seem to give the shows a lot of freedom. I mean, look at how outrageous South Park sometimes is.

[jbanks4life]

Dave had some balls .. hahaha Nice

[asakidesigns]

R Kelly probably hate his guts for this... hehehehehe

[eisenkreuzmusik]

yeah, he probabbly wants to piss and poo poo on Dave

[JonathonZenk]

Well, if he didn't want people to make fun of him, then he shouldn't have done what he did.

[WillDi12]

I sip chris u drank piss HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY SHIT!

[calibre9mm]

funny, but its "I sip Cris"

short for Cristal Champagne, the most BALLER drink, its the definition of someone succesful

[JRohrer04]

@calibre9mm except for rappers dont drink it anymore cause the guy who created it is racist...

[JCThompson1]

He's not racist and it wasn't the creator, he said he doest like the image rappers project. Sounds like you're the racist by assuming that all black people are thugged-out rappers.

Quote:

Asked by the Economist about whether associations with rap stars could affect the marque, new managing director Frederic Rouzaud said: "That's a good question, but what can we do? We can't forbid people from buying it.

So much misinformation in your post. You really have no idea what you're talking about.

[JRohrer04]

This is what the managing director said: Asked by the Economist about whether associations with rap stars could affect the marque, new managing director Frederic Rouzaud said: "That's a good question, but what can we do? We can't forbid people from buying it. I'm sure Dom Perignon or Krug would be delighted to have their business."

[JRohrer04]

and this is what Jay-Z said: "It has come to my attention that the managing director of Cristal, Frederic Rouzaud views the 'Hip-Hop' culture as 'unwelcome attention,'" said Jay-Z. "I view his comments as racist and will no longer support any of his products through any of my various brands including The 40/40 Club nor in my personal life."

obviously im not the only one who thinks he's racist dumb ass... stop cutting out certain parts of the quotes to make you sound better.

[JCThompson1]

I dont think you know what "racism" means. You are not racist if you don't like hip-hop. Hip-hop is not a race. When you get your census form this year, do not check the "other" box and write in "hip-hop". Just as someone is not racist if they don't like country music, or Chinese pop you cant be labeled a racist for not liking a particular musical style or image. If Jay-Z wants to rap about selling drugs and killing, and a brand doesn't want to be associated with that it's not racist.

[clerkhog]

totally agree, most rappers that get the attention of the public are morons with limited ideas, theres lots of great rappers out there who write good stuff but dont get the credit they deserve because they are not as marketable. why , because people love fake people who put on an act

[lAlxBuKKxWiLdxlAl]

I'm going to give some poopoo I'm gonna give u some peepee

[MrNosaman]

u drink piss

[sniperproductions123]

this song is so funny it should be longer

[JoeyMartyr]

That shit is hillarious... I love how Vida Guerra can't help but smile like she's on the verge of cracking up. Too funny

[evilevo912]

this is the remix edtion of a song about pissin hahaha OMFG

[1darkdoeboy]

check out my im rich biatch song

hooottt banger trust me

doe boy doe boy

check out my im rich biatch song

hooottt banger trust me

doe boy doe boy

[Abcdefg123456789anuu]

LOL i saw dis on da show i watch dis and da real video a million of times.

I SIP KRIS...., U DRINK PISS LOOOOOOOOOOL

[RussianDollar69]

whos the hot chick in the 0:48 on the right side?

i want to know her name!!

[JohnDough1989]

@RussianDollar69 Her Name Is VIDA GUERRA. She's like an Eye candy model.. Her body is BANGIN.

[RussianDollar69]

hoho, damn thanks dude!this bitch is hot,and youre right her body is bangiiiiin ,man!

[colemanELWAY2907]

she was in fhm and hosts 'livin' the low life' on speed channel.

[Sybur1]

Yeah Funny Crazy

[Keepskatin]

I love pissing on hot women,they love it too,especially young chicks,and white chicks.Them white chicks is freaky like that,blacks chicks have to be turned out to let you piss on them.Turned 'em out they turned 'em out in streets turned 'em out they turned 'em out now they the first to get the pee pee turned 'em out,why why why why whywhy they turned 'em out.Get this golden shower beeitch!!

[Sharo1v1]

I'm still watching this video too damn funny, The girls in 0:15 DAMN DAMN DAMN HOT omg takes my breath away.

[theknmgroup]

ldave chapelle is gay 4 all i care is could be a stupid muther

loverLoL gay as fuq

[wayneraw12345]

@theknmgroup KISS..... MY..... NUTS NIGA! WU TANG!!!! lmao

[theknmgroup]

who u talkin to nigga

[wayneraw12345]

oooo im talkn to U NIGGA! if u dont like chappelle u can kick rocks hard nigga!!! WU TANG! lmfaooo

[Jmeajm015]

what did that other guy say?

[Jmeajm015]

what did that other guy say?

[Jmeajm015]

What did that other guys say about wu tang?

[TheScarecrow23]

hahahahaha funny shit right there

[Ffamran1283]

hahaha R.Kelly got mad LOL

[EmperessClaudia]

"Nigga how YOU gonna make videos about pissing on ppl" CLASSIC CHAPPELLE

[Sharo1v1]

omg his beard is hilarious.

[TheWillsun]

i got that pee that we cn drink, and thn theres juice in the kitchen

[sorahateyou]

i sip cris you drink piss

[Keepskatin]

Pisssing on chicks is hot,but poop is not,that's too disgusting.Dave Chappelle shut up you ugly man.

[TheScosho]

funny as hell

[illness1000]

Whats the name of that song really?

[yaziyo]

@illness1000 "Ignition" by R Kelly is the original and this one is based on "Ignition (Remix)"

[333deshae]

Ignition R-kelly

[illness1000]

Wie heißt denn der song wirklich?

[Roflcoptergoesargh]

das erste mal als ich das gesehen hab hatte ich einen 2 std lachflash XD

[MrPornoOne]

der typ is so unentlich witzig :D

[hillybob5]

oh mein got das war witzig!!!!

[Pagansy]

habs auch vorhin gesehen ich bin so abgebrochen xD

[Jerraldough]

I'ma give you some poo poo, i'ma give you some pee pee,, I'ma give you some doo doo, wash it down with some wee wee, this is the remix edition, of the song about pissin', I got that peein', leakin', wreakin', none of this juice in the kitchen.

[whiteshadow420420]

the only thing to make my life complete is when i turn yo face into a toilet seat

[bsthebeast]

his show was tha best

[knuddiwudd]

looooooooooool

[alexm5488]

I sip 'Cris... you drink piss.

[345spasst]

im give some POO-POO

im give some PEE- PEE

im give some DOO-DOO

and wash it down with we we

[franfinesim]

too bad that the show is not in Croatia

[ShawnMichaels412]

this is the remix edition bout the song of my pissen!!

[timarleygraham]

Dave is funny awwh man lol

[mjluver2000]

o kool i speak german too lemme try ... wie gehts wie heisst due ick heisse yvonne.yvonne is my german name!

[FatalReflexes]

dude you didnt say anything in german except for gibberish

[kwlokkdown]

dave ist lustig als Höllemann. und Schätzung, was ich ein Amerikaner bin

[YUCthaLOC]

"ima give ya some POO-POO

ima give ya some pee pee

ima give ya some DOO-DOO

and wash it down wit some wee wee"

[51Krat]

hahaha... dave chapelle rockt!

[Stormpike110]

geil :D

[k3n12ock]

"I drink cris. You drink piss."

[CologniaWunderbar]

dave chapelle is famous in germany too. I am german too i look it everY day on MtV his jokes are the best........Ich liebe ihn ;D

[typerfel]

why so many germans ?

[StefanR10]

ne ich kann das schon nur ich weiß halt die eine form von piss nicht

[Got2BeUp]

stefan du bist einfach nur dumm

[Got2BeUp]

nein man i want to pisson his women

[StefanR10]

ok dann halt i want to piss on his woman

[MyLastAssault]

Da mach ich so eine einfache Erklärung und sie bringt immer noch nix!! ;)

Erkunde dich mal ob es an deiner Schule eine Nachhilfegruppe für Englisch gibt!

Wenn nicht probiers mit Französisch, Italienisch oder meinetwegen Polnisch! :P

[StefanR10]

ja bei verben ich habe gerade das Thema. mit verneinungen.

[MyLastAssault]

Aber in dem Fall macht man natürlich KEIN "s" dran!

"Frauen" ist doch kein Verb!

Außerdem bildet women eine Ausnahme:

wie bei "man" sagt für einen Mann und "men" für Männer. --> woman > women

[CrazyToogle]

K.I.Z hat diesen Beat geklaut :D

[StefanR10]

JA es ist kein verb man es ist eine Person, Z.b. she eats a hot dog

[StefanR10]

ne stimmt nicht, bei he she it kommt eins s mit dran

[Got2BeUp]

bist du doof oder tust du nur so? womens is kein verb und nur bei verben der 3. person kommt ein s........

[donDdondon]

haaaaaaaaaaaaa awesome

[StefanR10]

i want to piss on his womens

[Got2BeUp]

das heisst women ohne s du idiot

[hardyextrem23]

thats his remix

[mamalay123]

dats not piss on you

[Gimpy8]

its a remix

[Schorsex360]

ahhhh thats great!!!

IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!

XD

[rambo7276]

one of the reasons dave left the show was because of people screaming im rick james bitch.

[Schorsex360]

sorry man!! I didnt no that

[pillsburydoughboy47]

I suppose that would get tiresome after 100 times a day.....

[DonJhonster101]

jajajaj! good Song man!!

[laharl20242]

what the hell lol omg

[oehieze]

I can NEVER make it past the part where dave goes "YEah, that's how it goes at a R-Kelly Party..." without fallin' out of my chair!