My Immortal Mondays - The Worst Harry Potter Fanfic Ever - Drinking Game Edition - Chapters 9-11

[eldariub]

Never drink hot tea when playing >.>

[SkullChickia]

i wish i could play, but im trying to do a shit load of homework the day before its due

[TheKatEleven]

Am I the only retard who's playing this with alcohol? XD

[TheSadRedGirl]

This fucking story makes me feel horrid for liking Linkin Park and old school My Chemical Romance, erm, and not to mention Good Charolette before Good Morning Revival. Well at least she hasn't tainted Gorillaz or Blur.

[thesonoftheatheist1]

I am quite literally puking water now so thanks for that.

[phantomturtle44]

I downed an entire large bottle of Gatorade and 2 glasses of Mtn Dew. Now I gotta piss BADLY...

[pikachumousegirl]

You should try 'Twila da girl who waz in luv with a vampyre'. That would be funny.

[superjchamma]

Oh god, I went through 0.9 liters of my Strawberry Lemonade Kool-Aid. I had to take small sips, or I would pass out. D:

That was fun.

[superjchamma]

My cup of strong Kool-Aid was emptyed at 6:51, and my tongue and throat hurts. :( Imma fill my cup up again.

[theripper32694]

Oh god. I'll try this game when I have money to afford more Coke with. Lol.

[pigsayzmoo]

So much time spent drinking, barely enough time for breathing. DX

[TheMightyP00tis]

My stomach hurts, but i must press on.

[lega2108]

VLODEMORT KILLED MY PARENTS WITH THE ABRA KEDAVRA-COURSE!", vampire screamed.

[Sam4Evaa]

My water's empty now, at the middle of the vid. But since I'm a lazy ass, I can't be bothered getting the fuck up.

[TheSparklybubble]

My stomach does not feel right.

[cyberdemon107]

ouch my liver

[PaniniXChowder]

I choked on my water at 04:20

[elektraeriseros]

Since when did the dark lord speak ye olde English?

[theripper32694]

@elektraeriseros

That's what I was wondering. Lol.

[LMTR14]

damn, not even halfway and I can't keep up anymore, lol

[LMTR14]

those rules are a little too complicated for a DRINKING game

[berryparfait]

Never. Been. So. Drunk.

And never trying this with alcohol again. I'm surprised I'm still alive xDDD

Only water for me now.

[elphabarocks]

my water bottle ran out after about the 35th swig

[Ninox37]

Terrible story, fucking awesome shirt.

[kcc1396]

now this bitch has killed linkin park for me fuck you tara

[kcc1396]

OH SNAP SHIT"S GETTING REAL NOW

[CPSPD]

Chapters 9-11. If this was over 10 years old, it would have made Osama attack the WTC. 

[TheHumbleOutsider]

I only started drinking at the 3:00 minuet mark, but I still went through three glasses of water by the end. My stomach hurts now.

[Kumajirou13]

STOP SNAPPING, I'M RUNNING OUT OF FAYGO.

[TheMisswanabe]

I ran out of water half way through ....

[Pwndu232]

But, I like my liver! This game is to hard!

[rachtasticproduction]

"I HATH TELEKENESIS!"

[ReedTheDoormouse]

I laughed so hard im crying omg this whole thing is just so fucking hialrious!!!!

[yugiohinsanity]

Oh God, I had to refill my glass three times during this video... Dandelion and Burdock isn't the best drink for this...

[NaMeLeSsnOOblol]

i downed a 3 liter bottle of lemonade and half a cup of coke

[mombofamily]

... This story disgraced the song "My Immortal" by Evanescence (Which is playing in the background of this horrible fanfic) for having the same title...

[yugiohinsanity]

@mombofamily Dude, feel sorry for Gerard Way... Almost every chapter is about how sexy he is...

Poor guy...

[1RiveraG1]

I did shots of Orange Juice and i think im gona puke lol

On to the next chapters. How can people write this bad!!!???

[Silverleaf980]

I drank so much(water) after this i almost up chucked

[starryeyedwr1ter44]

So...Lupin was chewing?

[MrLdbz]

You can cry wisely?

[BratzSlipknotGrl3004]

I think it should be "Take a shot every time a word is mispelled.." people woul be running back and forth to the bathroom all the time

[idonteven123]

I started crying at the dude-ur-so-retarded quote.

[sgtqwerty]

I used Sunny D since I had no alchahol, and i felt like I had to puke after chapter 10.

[karwin64]

A better drinking game: Everytime there is a misspelling, take one quarter shot.

[PurpleCheese1011]

I think... I think I just died.

This is great XD

[perrottafamily1]

9:20 That annotation represents how I felt reading that part as well.

[YaoiCutieX3]

anyone who makes it through reading that whole piece of shit is now considered to be jesus in my eyes XD

[perrottafamily1]

How can someone cry wisely?

[Piratezpride]

"His womb" .... HOW DOES THAT WORK TARA??? lol

[opalen903]

CROOKSHANKS!

[ieatatsonic]

I like how Snape is the only character NOT gothic/evil/satanist in this thing.

[thrushclaw34]

I decided to do the drinking game with water. Got about three cups before the chapter was even over.

[hark2e]

I couldn't stop laughing at "masticating".

[liladia]

I do remember that she was wearing CROSS earrings a couple chapters ago with skull earrings........ *yes ELLIPSES* which were CROSSES and she spelled out ........ *more ellipses* CROSS. Shouldn't Ebony be dead right now?

[85879]

abra kadabra=FEAR MY WOMB!!

[NorweganWood]

Yn'o there was this man who died of drinking too much water.... i think he must've been playing this game for all the chapters - with no breaks.

[TelephoninMeh]

I tried to play with water. BLAH D:

[TheElectricDreamer93]

7 minutes in and I had to stop.

[TheNinjaIke]

4:26 - that annotation is completely true :D

[ElvenArcher7]

I finished a 1.25L bottle of Mountain Dew. Noice.

[lexchristina99]

I did this with a can of soda.I ran out of soda at about 8:06...

[hottckiky]

LMAO cry wisely

XDDD

[Dayntei]

There's the nicotine fags... Ahh, Euroland...

[genericmilk]

Wel imn nt drunkl aftr that

[supergamerz11]

/watch?v=x-Ai0RpBdWE

[chibiYUE110]

i have no idea what happened at all during that last part.

[KahylaKatastrophe]

HAHA, thankyou for giving me a new drinking game for my birthday xD

Oh boy, this is gonna be GOOD.

[jayive34]

if i follow these rules, i will die of am ethylic coma!

[Brianna10million]

She destroyed Voldemort... *sob* Oh, Dark Lord, what has she DONE to you?

[XxxBOOKWORMx2012xxX]

don't use three bottles of sparkling cider...you will throw up...

[XxxBOOKWORMx2012xxX]

in chapter 11, she spent like a paragraph telling us wat she was changing into, then she see's "snap and loopin" spying on her and she puts on a towel??? soo inconsistent.....

[Serenityrockstar]

I was so cracking up when you read "Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retartded-look on his face"Damn my computer is wet for spitting juice on it....

[gammaOrionis77]

Do you think it bothers her that when "Snap" and "Loopin" are supposedly looking at her naked she's wearing a "black low-cut dress and pink high heels with metal" whatever? Hm....

[IEatRainbowsSometime]

2 water bottles of Kool-Aid. Gone. D: WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO???

[LizBiz1975]

I tried so hard to play the game…now my shirt is soaked through because I was laughing with water in my mouth...

[pinkpokadot100]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. She got dressed in her low cut black dress, heels, and earrings and all that crap...and then she put on a towel and accused people of looking at her naked? Uh...okay?

[pinkpokadot100]

2nd glass of water already!

[jenjen11656808]

I totally did your drinking game with water, but by the end of the video JESUS did I have to pee.

I nearly lost it though when you made the "Holy shit, are your ears gonna look like some sort of African Tribeswoman after that?" comment XD

[Georgie604]

I haven't read all of the books yet my fanfiction is still good! I used orange juice for the drining game but finished it half way through chapter ten and now I feel really sick!

[haleybailey]

Dude, you're my freaking hero.

[Fuzzbear1000]

my friend told me to read this fan-fiction......I did and could only get to chapter 12, the urge to vomit too strong. Where was the author of this story? Hidden in a cave with no literature to read. It took about 2 hours of reading decent books from my collection to get her words out of my head!

[jocopman]

i am playing along with mtn dew let me just say i am now in the hospital because of caffine over dose fuck me im so dead by

[Caramelooo1]

I love all the sarcastic remarks you do XD

[Caramelooo1]

CROOKSHANKS !

[xxxxrockchicxxxx]

Everytime you snapped your fingers, I took a drink of water. Then one of the little notes would pop up, the water came out of my nose and id choke because id be laughing so hard :D hahaha, now I must go refill my water bottle and watch the next part.

[joricXYZ]

didn't have enough spirits left for shooting, used some juice but got fed up of pouring it into a shot glass.

[nicparmesan]

Crookshanks FTW

[ImKenzerly]

I tried to play along, but it's just so hilarious that I kept spitting out my water. XD

[85879]

i tried to drink water with this and wound up nearly vomiting at the end of the video

[FallenDarkAngel2141]

This is a great way to get me to drink water!! :)

I think, if I ever read this story, my brain would half die...The other half wouldn't just because! :P Seriously, I'm so happy it's off the site now! But I watch your vids cos I they're funny!!

[Thadesgal]

Rule of thumb: PROOF READ. EDIT. RE-WRITE or, in this case, DELETE!!!

[sylvaniachick]

I hate this fanfic....but I can't stop watching these videos! If someone actually used alcohol instead of water, they'd be drunk in half a chapter.

[supermusicfreak101]

@sylvaniachick Not even half way in...

[eralsparade]

@sylvaniachick Dead by the first few sentences...

[Snugglepops]

Honestly, I'm trying to plan my Philosophy essay that's due tomorrow but I have to keep stopping every time you snap your fingers.

I have no idea how this is going to turn out. ;)

[BlackBasalisk]

omg, i like MCRs old CD with Helena on it, but this makes me feel like a fuckin idiot

[blank21121]

when i saw the "hargrids in the band? ...ugh" annotation i spit my drink on my fucking pants!! XD

[blank21121]

"i felt bad for him even though im a satanist" you know i dont think that all satanist are cold hearted bastards.

[Akatsuki00a]

She was "WHORE-orifed" .....I don't think I spelt the ifed right D:

[GreySparks]

I love how she spelt stake "steak". Oh no, a piece of red meat! Save me!

[KyleLovesVideos]

Wait, so if Voldemort has the power to kill Draco, then why doesn't he just kill Harry himself instead of asking Ebony to do it? -_-

[TheMartini1234]

If anyone's wondering what a pentagram between someone is, I think she means like a cross between X and X (Joel Madden and Gerard Way) because she's a satanist so she hates crosses and loves pentagrams.

[impagain]

I didn't do shots, just gulps of water. and, I had to stop after a quart and a half.

[inuyashacrazy123]

last night my friends and i did ALL the rules for the story, even the one's Aliento misses . we ran out of pop at ch 7, gave up at ch 18, we're going to try again next weekend.. our sip count is 547....yep. Thanks for the idea Aliento! you gave us a great way to spend new years,. trolling a craptastic fanfic ^__^

[shikitokaproto]

7:00 shit just got srs

[MrsLovett112]

Y'know, slitting your wrists doesn't seem so bad after you've tried to play this drinking game

[KimmimaruSai]

I started laughing so hard at 2:30 - 2:46 I had to take a 5 minute break.

[HallowVortex]

I think gay fag is a double negative, so it might mean straight?

[coritaylorv]

45+ shots in one video. WOW.

[TheCrazyHasArrived]

Did anyone else notice that Ebony puts on a black low-cut dress and then later says snape and lupin were videotaping her while she was naked? She'd already put clothes on. YOU CAN'T BE NAKED WITH CLOTHES ON!

[TheCrazyHasArrived]

I started laughing hysterically when you said that you'd probably die after one chapter. Then I watched the video after this and thought that you probably should've gone to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. Also, if that beer you drink in the next episode is really 12% alcohol, that's 3% higher than the highest one i could find online.

[ikffrox]

I just got so hydrated.

[kittyaurorasan]

btw who sang the cover of love will tear us apart you played XD

[demetoccurring]

@kittyaurorasan

That's Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy.

[kittyaurorasan]

@demetoccurring thank you

[emilygracey]

So, the aim isn't so much to get drunk as it is about dying of alcohol poisoning? :) Your commentary is absolutely hilarious. It's like free Rifftrax!!

[emilygracey]

Also, don't worry about your test results. They're curing lots of people everyday.

[autogirl333]

oh if only i could get booze or something :( but i am too underage to buy some with none in the house, plus i'm sick and so it looks like i will be drinking the only thing thats it the house...apple juice :( :( :(

[RhythmWily]

I did sips instead of shots and I just about finished my 12oz. can of Coke Zero. I think I hurt my stomach from laughing so much while drinking it.

[AdmiralNonsense]

I used fruit punch for this, I ran out by chapter 10. >.<

[WeaknessToAbuse]

Imma watch it then do redo it because I already have to go XD

[LaFinnerz]

I drank 1/4 20oz gatoraides in 11 minutes. I feel sick and as though I may wet my pants any minute..

[MrAfroPanda]

the music in the background makes this ten times as funny!!! SUBSCRIBED!!!!

[KilobyteBrain]

Fuck, all we had to drink was green tea. I had to get up and get a second bottle about halfway through, and I made it about a third of the way through the second bottle.

[TiffanyDoll]

just tried this with water. im dizzy, cold, burping, and half the time im trying not to choke because im laughing. thanks for making these videos XD

[rockermac5]

3:33 is the best action i have ever seen.

[channelsteam]

Number 11 exceeded all the other chapters as THE WORST chapter of them all. I wish I could abra-kadabra this story somewhere where it will never be found.

[Aliento]

I think maybe next time I'll drink AS I read. Becoming less and less coherent as I read. What kind of booze should I get my hands on for this?

[xdjvenomx]

@Aliento Can you become less coherent than the original writing?

[rockermac5]

@Aliento all of it. lol

[squiigle]

@Aliento You're gonna need something really strong if you're gonna get through more of this. Maybe vodka. Or maybe bleach.

[darkprincesskatia]

@Aliento something extremely light in alcohol because you might die of intoxication after a few lines. just sayin' ;)

[jocopman]

@Aliento anything but moon shine that shit is pure undiluted alchol plz exuse mi spellin i think im dying of mtn dew intake

[YaoiCutieX3]

@Aliento pure tequila ~! XD

[4ustinBailey]

It's hard to drink when you're laughing.

[FluffySD]

oh my god I can't even watch this I am laughing to much XD