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  • He's a much better as a comedian than as a leader

  • Would be better without the laugh track. Still hilarious though.

  • cant the obama haters atleast admit he was a better choice than mccain and palin and nowhere near mentally stunted as Bush.. theirs a very good chance we would be even more involved in Iraq+Libya and Osama would still be running around.

  • @BlackJ250 Osama was dead years ago and his body was kept on ice. Then again our governement doesn't tell us that so it must not be true lol. He was shot in the eye socket...so he wasn't resisting and he wasn't given a trial like Saddam was. Then they buried him at sea....lol what a joke. It's as fake as the official story of 9/11

  • @BlackJ250 I wasnt unemployed, paying .25 a kilowatt hour, or paying $5 agallon for gas under Bush. I felt safer knowing that we had a very capable military and wasnt worried about our military being cut down to its lowest since before the civil war-while our enemies and antagonists get stronger. At least we saw changes with Bush. Havent seen anything under oblah blah other than what his appointees have done.

  • People, stop saying the US were idiots to elect him. WE didn't. The popular vote- AKA what everybody in the country voted for- Bush LOST. Only by the electoral college vote did he win- and it was so ridiculously close it was recounted several times. The people said no Bush, we don't want him... look we got instead.

  • That's why Obama uses a TelePrompTer

  • @BathroomVandal You are promiscuous! Why do you mention Obama? Why do you hate him so much??? (its a clerk!?)

  • @Ysteributikken hahahaha i dont hate obama, i hate that he didn't veto the ndaa, look that shit up, he also thinks the constitution is a flawed document, yet he took an oath to honor it, but i don't hate him as a man, i just said he uses a teleprompter so he doesn't make himself look like as big a dumbs as bush

  • "Is are children learning" Clearly not Mr Bush lol. I don't mean to sound rude or arrogant but USA is a democracy so the people obviously voted this pillock in, it don't say much for the US does it. lol

  • The dumbest president the USA ever had.

  • @shevegen

    DO you have anything better to do with your time then post stupid comments like that

  • 300,000,000 Americans, and this is who they elect as their supreme leader. Says it all really.

  • @sbowesuk it really does. xD

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  • Obama makes Bush look like JFK.

  • @AdrianPetersonFan369 You've been watching Fox News I take it.

  • LOL....

    never gets old...

    Bush wasn't just the worst POTUS. He was the worst president of all time period...lol

    PTA, WWF, KKK, cartoon club, etc....

  • bush is the perfect guy to party with but he was a horrible president ;))

  • Put all political beliefs aside for a moment and analyze our current POTUS and compare him to our previous one, just by presentation and speech alone.

    People forget sometimes that the president is mostly just a FIGUREHEAD; the president alone can't do EVERYTHING. It requires CONGRESS to change laws, taxes and policies.

    As far as being PRESENTABLE, Obama takes the cake. Obama looks like an individual who studied in school; Bush looks like someone who'd wear the dunce cap.

    Hate all you want.

  • and he dont notice any of his mistakes!

  • If the whole Bush family never came to exist, the whole fabric of human existance and the world as we know it today, with it's problems, would be entirely different. The centre of our world, which is based around America, would've been ...controlled by a man who is not obsessed by wealth and can see the issues of the modern age in plain sight. Al Gore would've changed the footprint that we as humans have left all over this planet, most likely for the better.

  • Ok mistakes happen. Not only is he making a speech to them that are there but the people watching on tv and on youtube. He was a good president I think, and you see him goofing off, I don't blame him there has to be something he needs to do to at least ease his mind off of being president because being president is a very very stressful thing. So you people that keep saying oh he was horrible, oh he was a goof. You be president for 2 terms and see how you would try to keep it together. STRESSFUL

  • god i miss him he we much better than the commie we have as a prenident we have now.

  • I am racing against time to prevent war between America & Russia in Iraq for oil.

  • Could it be that this man was elected President of the United States twice in a row? He should have been a comedian

  • Dude I never noticed, when he talked about education, he was about to say it correctly "Are our children learning?", then decided THAT was wrong and said "is" instead XDDD meaning it wasn't an accident, he thought about it

  • 28 people got fooled again.

  • how did this clown become a president ?!!!!!!

  • @mimito92 lol he didn't. He 100% stole the presidency from Gore

  • Know what's really funny? Remember that reporter who threw a shoe at Bush? Bush's reflexes were so cat like and swift, you would think he had things thrown at him all the time and he was quite used to ducking. LOL

  • @xvidzzz I don't think Bush deserved two terms. I honestly think that the 2004 election had serious problems that helped him win Ohio, but, yeah, Bush is good with the everyday man because he has common sense and knows how to get people to like him. If only he didn't come in with a personal agenda and an ego the size of Texas, we might have gotten positive things done rather than the negative things that happened on his watch.

  • The difference between Bush and Obama can be summed up as this: Bush had an impact on the government. Obama has no impact on the government.  Congress pushes him around and whips him until he submits to almost every demand of theirs.

    Obama may have good visions. I voted for him in 2008 because of those visions, but, in my youth, I did not think of the fact that he had shown no leadership skills. In the Oval office, it shows, and that's why Obama will NOT get my vote in 2012.

  • Bush was one of the dumbest presidents. But he was also one of the FUNNIEST president's too!

  • he was our president twice......

  • Fool me once, uh uh - You can't fool me again. PRICELESS!!!!!

  • lmao. now that he's not in office representing me to the world, this shit is FUNNY!

  • Just wanted to say this... Obama is not going to get re-elected thats for damn sure. Im happy about that and think we made a huge mistake putting such a young and immature president in office in this time of economic distress. The last thing this nation needs, is a young president that isnt ready to take on this crisis.

  • @jmsut321

    As opposed to an older President who caused the crisis? As opposed to an older President, on whose watch we saw:

    1. 9/11

    2. Katrina (N. O STILL hasn't recovered).

    3. Iraq

    4. 2006 statements that he didn't care where Osama Bin Laden was, & then shut down the CIA unit responsible for finding Bin Laden.

    5. The economic collapse of the U. S.

  • This is terrifying.

  • Trump For President!!

  • Humans and fish aren't at war

  • Our country is so stupid, even our president is a dumb ass. Isn't much better than Obama with tricks of his sleeve but even so, still an idiot!

  • Gendas Armpits in the Wilderness es eses es

  • I think with Maobama, there's a lot more serious things to worry about then Bush's mixed up sentences.

  • fool me you can't get fooled again hahaha

    sounds like The Who lyrics hahaha

  • To date there are less then 5000 dead, counting both Iraq and Afghanistan. That count is since the war started in Afghanistan, Iraq didn't start till 2003. So we've got two wars being fought simultaneously for 8 years and lost less then 5k. That's a pretty amazing feat if you think about it.

  • We wil be fortunate to have President Obama serve two terms in office.  It is unlikely that he will emulate his predecessor and send thousands of American soldiers and civilians to their death in a war justified by falsehoods.

  • @CaliforniaMark no he wont kill soldiers just murder the dollar and economy

  • @CaliforniaMark indeed. he would just sit on his ass for another 4 years and try to throw money at the problems to make them go away

    i suppose that is a little better than starting a war for the oil required to keep the country running at the level it currently does

  • @CaliforniaMark oh errr um, hate to point this out guys, but he has done that. and um he didnt even make a big deal out of it.

    at least with bush, every one knew he was talking shit, with obama, you never know when he is lying to you

  • @CaliforniaMark bush was a competent commander in chief... bama is just incompetent

  • @CaliforniaMark LOOOOOOOOOL obama said 'i will bring our troops home!' *crowd* 'WOOO!! OBAMA!! YES WE CAN!! WOOO!'' *1 month in office* ''i am sending 30,000 more soldiers to afghanistan....'' < LMAO

    Obama has lied about EVERYTHING since he has been in office, and to make things worse YOU still like him! lol he is doing worse than bush but you still think hes this 'saviour'. bush is a liar and murderer!....obama? oh hes cool and a hero AND hes black! < lol your mentality.

  • @CaliforniaMark

    BUSH ROCKEFELLER created TRILATERAL COMMISSION AntiAmerica High Treason Traitors

    Bush's PAID 80MILLION to Holocaust survivors 2010 Prescott Bush (POPPY) a HEROIN ADDICT Shared Offices with JOSEPH MENGELE @ Auschwitz IG FARBEN concentration death camp FORCED JEWS to make Steel for HITLER, created Senators Congressmen Governors FED JUDGES out of HITLERS Henchmen CALLED THE FED or FEDS G.Washington CALLED them FEDERALISTS in 1776.

    ROTHSCHILD Illuminati FEDERALIST Tyrant

  • @CaliforniaMark 6 months on, and everything is exactly the same.

  • @CaliforniaMark RON PAUL 2012. Look him up.

  • @TheRagingFoxhound WOOOOOO RON PAUL 2012!!!!!

  • @CaliforniaMark right, right, cause they'll all just hang out in Afghanistan and play hopscotch.

  • @davidmcnabb, Also, unlike Bush, President Obama actually tells the truth when he speaks, as compared to Bush's most famous 16 words -- "The British Government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." (2003 State of the Union Address). Or another of his tall tales -- "The Iraqi regime has violated all of those obligations. It possesses and produces chemical and biological weapons. It is seeking nuclear weapons." (October, 2003).

  • @CaliforniaMark your an idiot ...they all fucking lie

  • @CaliforniaMark

    What the Fuck are you talking about. I'm laughing at that statement. "We're going to bring back the troops" I think it was a six month plan he had, right? because i think he's been there for 3 years. How about "CHANGE'' because i thought that one was pretty good to. Bush may have been a little off, but Obama isn't really telling no truths either. I think we bombed Lybia today by the way.

  • @CaliforniaMark they were seeking nuclear weapons dude, and Obama doesnt have an honest bone in his body he is a joke a puppet. and he used hype to get elected. he hasnt proven to be qualified in anyway and is very inexperienced. John Mccain suffered for this country for 3 and a half years, tortured when he had the opportunity to leave he said no im staying here with my unit. If thats not a patriot, or someone we can trust to lead this nation in times of turmoil who is? Obama has decieved youall

  • @redeemedbychrist1 how does him being tortured qualify him being a leader? him being tortured is irrelevant when considering the policies. I wouldn't vote for a candidate based solely on his terrors throughout his life, sob stories are for the weak

  • @16min5k Because he had the opportunity to leave and he said HELL No im staying here with my men because i love this country! how is that weak? the man is a hero and hads earned this countries trust

  • @davidmcnabb, Also, unlike Bush actually tells the truth when he speaks, as compared to Bush's most famous 16 words -- "The British Government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." (2003 State of the Union Address). Or another of his tall tales -- "The Iraqi regime has violated all of those obligations. It possesses and produces chemical and biological weapons. It is seeking nuclear weapons." (October, 2003).

  • @davidmcnabb, President Obama is one of the finest speakers ever to hold the office; the fact that you don't like him (and clearly like Bush) doesn't change that fact.

  • @CaliforniaMark Obama is a drama actor, Bush was a comedian, both follow the same script

  • @CaliforniaMark Yea, as long as he has a prepared speech in front and is reading from a teleprompter he's a pretty good spaker. Watch him when he doesn't have a prepared speech to read from. The man couldn't find a coherent sentence with a flashlight, let alone the fact constantly fumbles his words in an effort not to say the wrong thing. The man is a pupput on a string as far as I'm concerned, but I do give him credit for tracking down Osama and issuing orderes for a kill mission. Took balls!

  • @mrtrek64 Yeah, I am with ya. Obama is a stuttering stanley in many of his interviews. He's a good overall speaker, and he is very uplifting, but he has no real leadership skills. Being inspirational isn't going to make a rich man give up his money to follow a cause, and that's where he fails. You have to push your word through with as much of your way as possible. Bush was able to get many things passed through congress because he knew how to get people to follow him.

  • @CaliforniaMark a fine speaker does not make a good president. Neither does a native kenyan. :) How do you know you're being told the truth by Obama? And before you jump to conclusions, I hated bush just as much as Obama. They both work together for one thing. NWO

  • @CaliforniaMark Yeah, he certainly can make the american public believe anything. He is great at public speaking. But he needs to switch his formula around a bit because its coming off as irritating now. He spouts 5-8 words, finishes the last word about 2 semitones below the second to last word and then pulls his hand inward. He then raises his head and inflection again and repeats the process.

    Other than that hes a marxist and I do not see things the way he does.

  • And it's only been 2 YEARS, not 8. I'm sure Obama will give us plenty more memorable quotes in his remaining 2 years. I sure hope we'll be spared 2 terms of Obamisms.

  • Everyone can misspeak. Like some of Obama's great ones: "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."

    Or, "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

    And, "What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." George Stephanopoulos, jumped in to correct him by saying "your Christian faith"

  • Wow, ole' skull n bones must have been desperate for recruitments when he was in collage. He's a bohemian grove loser like his adopted Nazi father!

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  • Unbelieveable.

  • You don't have to watch very many of these Bushism vids before you start hearing the same quotes over and over again. Ok, so a couple dozen verbal slip-ups over the course of eight years makes him an idiot? Grow a brain.

  • ladies and gentlemen....the man who ran our country....into the freaking ground....*disappointed sigh*

  • Bush didn't say lets give everyone a house even if they have no way to pay for it, democrats pressured the banks. Then government had to bail out the banks. You are all in this together, remember that. The end.

  • Lights travels faster then Sound. Thats why people seem bright untill they speak.

  • You fool me you can' t get fooled again!!

  • Speaks volumes about the American electorate that put this imbecile in office.

  • Bush shouldn't have been a president. He should have been a comedian instead lol

  • It is so funny how bush got away with all this and Obama is the worst president. I don't get it. You got to love bush though he is fucking awesome. I love that shit fool me once lmao. Ur right whoever said it bush would be the coolest guy to smoke a joint and drink a beer with. I bet he got head on his first day in office just to say look at me now Clinton butxhes. Lol

  • I bet George Bush is cool as hell in person. You gotta love people who can laugh at themselves.

  • meth is a hell of drug

  • i love the food on family comment

  • This reminds me of a saying we have, If you voted for Bush the first time, your not too smart, but if you voted for him twice, you are a complete Dumbass!

  • @zenrhythman If you got fooled you got fooled again :-)

  • he needs a tutor

  • mannnnn i miss all the funny new clips from bush, what a jack ass

  • what an idiot

  • You have to admit it was 8 years that sucked, but the comedy will last for generations.

  • You wanna be uh, blunt about what has taken place. Sometimes when you don't measure you just shuffle kids through. Then you wake up at the high school level, and find out that the illit,literacy levels of our children are appalling.

  • He is so fucking funny... : (

    - From Finland

  • @FinGraffiti1

    Now he is funny, back then he was scary.

  • @tigerone1970 Yeah.. I know.. I just watch fahrenheit 9/11-movie and I see Who bush really was.

  • @FinGraffiti1

    you need someone else to make a partisan movie to tell you what to think? great......

  • @rick4001cs yeah

  • xD Check out 0:14, it seriously looks like even he can't realise he just said that...

  • i love george bush hes so funny to watch

  • @Moose459 funny to watch but bad at being a presidnt

  • "America needs a military where our breast and brightest are proud to serve" hahahahahaha

  • And you working hard to put food ON your family? LMAO!!!

  • lolololololol "How is our childeren learning? "

  • this guy ran the us.......crazy!!!

  • @CornellJames97 you're a fucking idiot lol...

  • What the hell is this laugh track shit? Who needs that rubbish? YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME WHEN TO LAUGH DAMMIT!!

  • how was he elected twice?

  • @owned0105 LOW TURNOUT - in 2000 HALF of the 6 MILLION Florida democrats DID NOT Vote - Gore got 3 million votes and 3 million registered Dems did NOT vote at all - so blame them -

  • @gov360dotorg Didn't you know? He won illegitimately. Millions of voters were barred from florida polls because they were apparently "criminals" who could not vote.

  • @LaughingMage Million were barred? - LOL - no it was less than 20,000 - I will send you the video - please subscribe - you will be our 1,025th subscriber

  • @owned0105 duhh by usa

  • OMG my speices of nation LOL !!! WAAAAAAT

    put food on ur family lmfao!!!!!!!!

    This is just So fuckin funnie!

  • Why isn't there a light-hearted funny video without political whining? Obama is president. Has the world ended? Don't think so.

  • "W" Bush is a humble, funny man. There was never a doubt of his love of America. Barry Obama is an arrogant bastard. There is doubt as to his allegiance. Bastard defined: Conceived of unwed parents; illegitimate. (Not Barry's fault if his parents couldn't wait.) Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin. A person who is held to be mean or disagreeable. Not genuine; spurious. Resembling a known kind or species but not truly such. "Change" is not always good. VIva Bush!
  • What an idiot... God, how I hate him...

  • Such an Epic Man!

  • Why are RepubliCON followers on YT as DUMB, UNSUBSTANTIATED & IRRELEVANT as RepubliCONs in National Govt?

    Scarah Phalin = W in Drag & just as DUMB!

  • Fool me can't get fooled again

  • he just proved the last saying from Texas or Tennessee was wrong.. he fooled us twice!!!!

  • Bush isnt dumb he became president at a bad time and do you really think obama is better because a rock could do a better job at president than obama

  • @IMG4LYFE a rock could do better then about 40 pre-existing presidents

    america is an embarrassing place to live

    (oh, and im not foreign, im american)

  • @IMG4LYFE Finally someone knows the truth!

  • @IMG4LYFE i agree we start war when he is pres thats alot

  • Same on... fool me twice, FOOL ME CANT GET FOOLED

  • yup that president was as dumb as it gets lol

  • Probably the only good thing that came out of his presidency was all the jokes about him! :D

  • id prefer him over obama anyday

  • LOL GEORGE DUB..YA....FUCKN LEGEND

  • It is easy to see why he had the lowest approval rating of any US president in history. And to think this guy had has finger on the nuclear button - it was just pure luck that he couldn't find the button..!!

  • @eaglevaleone it's called nukular now

  • Obama really isnt NEARLY as bad as this guy. Comparing the two right now will probably get you an F in any History final right now. However, when I see this guy, i have to admit he is just too stupid there was no way that he did all those things that conspiracy people accuse him of. He just doesnt seem smart enough to come up with those things by himself anyway.

  • I cannot believe that the man elected (hahaha as if) to run our country could get up in front of the American people, and say stupid shit like this. Granted, I'm not the brightest guy out there, but good Lord, he just kept saying stupid shit over and over AND OVER...Commander In Chief? More like Commander In Competent

  • Man. It's just so unbelievable every time I see something like this. Laugh all you want at him though, we elected him as president. I guess it's not that big of a deal.

  • I... am... uh-mazed... by... his uhm... stupidity... And i thinks it's contagious.

  • your correct sir rarely is the question asked "Is our children learning?" because thats not english!

  • @DawnScholar

    I thought he made a very good point though, regardless of how he phrased it. Before Bush, I had never really heard someone ask a question like that. He's not all bad.

  • hey!!!!!!stop making fun of the mentaly handicaped :P

  • ROFL...some of these ive never seen.

  • i'm suprised America didnt already burn to non-existence when this dude was in office. THANK THE LORD FOR OBAMA PEOPLE!!

  • @bygodthatsenough

    You've been having your turn for far too long, as i said, inspite of what your presidents may think, the world does not want you as a plice-force. And nowhere have i tossed you in with 'stupid americans' but you can not deny that bush was just plain dumb

  • Last One Was Gold!

    haha

  • Fool me once... shame on you?

  • i fucking hate canned laughter

  • @bygodthatsenough

    Haha it amuses me how everyone who doesn't agree with the USA on every every case is either a muslim or a commie to you. FYI, i'm an atheist and a supporter of the right wing and a big anti-comunist, as stated on my profile. I'm not oversimplifying anything, i know more about Iraq etc then the avergage person, i did my final essay about it. And no matter how you twist it, or what your reasons were, you had no bussiness there. The world doesn't want you as a police-force...

  • hahahahaha. oh god. the only thing this president was good for was a LAUGH!

  • As a fellow Canadian, I have a question:

    Why is it that bush was voted for twice, even though he was an awful president, But you all hate Obama?

  • The only thing they misunderestimated was his stupidity, hence thinking he was competent enough to run for a second term.

  • @bygodthatsenough

    Guess so, but you have to admit rednecks are dumlb as hell and they certainly helped keeping him in office. On a differen note i like to make a formal statement about my previous comment. I stated Bush must have been the dumbest politician on earth (if not for communists) but i think he's on a draw with Palin

  • hahaha this was hilarious!

  • That was one dumb-ass motherfucker, arguebly the dumbest politician in history (maybey with the exception of communists, communists are so dumb). How the hell did u guys get him running for 8 years?

  • i really have no clue

  • you fool me you cant get fooled again.. WHAT? LOL thast the best by far

  • shut up towel head bush blows

  • "Is our children learning?" I is.

  • A lot of people don't like Bush but you have to admit he is very funny.Every thing that came out of this guy's mouth is pure gold.LOL!

  • Mr. Teleprompter is well protected from these mess-ups.His reading skills are acceptable.

  • The audio in this video was used in the end of immortal technique's song called "Harlem streets." You must be proud. :)

  • Bush is proof that the missing link from Cro Magnon to Homo Sapiens is the Bush-man

  • 4 more years!

  • Miss him yet?

  • @charold3

    Kinda'. Obama doesn't have as many of these, mess-ups. We'll just call any future sayings like these "Obamanisms"

  • the poo1234, that's the understatement (or should I say misunderstatement?) of the year. Obama will not have as many malapropisms and downright stupide statements in eight years (I'm optimistic) than Bush had on a good/bad day. Why? B/c Obama is smart, and Bush is not. It's that simple.

  • @charold3

    lol'ed at your comment (misunderstatements)

    don't know if obama is smart, but hope's high, because he can't possibly be any dumber then bush.

  • The laugh track ruins this...

  • @amoom0 ya it does, actually, can we get the video without the laugh track?

  • @amoom0 No it doesnt you fucking moron

  • @johnnydarkly Well, of course it doesn't ruin it for people like you who make GW Bush seem articulate.

  • @amoom0 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult your boyfriend?

  • Sarrah Palan could be the next dumb ass.

  • @bago1994 and you're the first YouTube one. Brainless moron you are. Palin has more smarts and intelligence than you do in one fingernail.

  • @bago1994 Good job spelling Sarah Palin...Dumb Ass.

  • @bago1994

    I prefer Sarah Palin.