Dragonball Evolution movie review

[newyoikmabsta]

BEST. REVIEW. EVER.

[lubindadbz]

Well bulma IS a bitch with blue hair

[Nio9ether]

Can you imagine if these guys get their hands on vegeta in a sequel ?.. DEAR GOD !!

[TheGoodCasino]

it got a 15% on rotten tomatoes

[Psychocide]

lmfao

[artemisrox98]

You are as epic as Piccolo.

And Piccolo is very epic.

[thelastgogeta]

Your laugh should be in an anime or something. Good job at shocking me without dancing or even saying a word this time. It was favourite worthy even before the review part and the extra laughing... :D

[tyri75]

dragon ball evolution was shit who ever said its not that bad or its ok ur ur just not a db fan atall just go i said go fucker it actualy made me cry a little this franchise could of stayed around aliitle longer but now i kno becuase of this naruto and bleach are not only gonna kill it theer are gonna leave a dirt mound the size of everast and then therre gonna get harcore db fans to stand guard for all eternety just to make sure it wont rise from the dead becuase naruto and bleach kno we just

[crystaldaggerz]

You ranted for all of us. Thank you. Thank you. I feel a little better now.

Now, if only you could review the live action Tekken movie...hint hint :D

[MadThad0890]

@crystaldaggerz I'm never even going to watch that

[3087208]

@MadThad0890 u should tho.. Tekken movie is a 5.9 its worth watching but thing.

[Hobbittio]

hahaha

NERDRAGEEEEE!!!

RARWR!

[gii0]

MAAA FUUU BAAA

[shippudenlady9]

U always make me laugh

[fusedpower]

YOUR LAUGH IS MY NEW RING TONE

[MrDizzySpinda]

its hilarious how he's just going nuts :D

[Nexsah]

This movie is a cancer on dragonball and should be purged by killing the directior and writer and fox. Death to Fox or WarnerBrothers which ever it was, you know what kill both. I agree with you, death to this movie. They took the story of dragonball and fucked it up the ass and ate it then shit it out and ate it again then puked it back up and took a piss on it.

[MrShoomaloom]

dude wtf was that at the beginning...

[dbzfanatic9000]

The bitch dont got blue hair

[Surebro0]

this is what happens when u watch DB evolution

[citiboy150]

fuck you hollywood fuck you the dbz movie was shit the avatar movie was shit whats next ya wanna ruin one piece haw about bleach

[IVKingPin]

That laugh is amazing man, lmao!! i almost fell out my chair laughing at the end

[mikevuong14]

Ha ha! True dat shit!

[kigo555]

and i thought the mario movie sucked ass..

[Harmon1998]

You need to see a doctor

[iknowthetruthhurts]

Dude you should be on TV or something... first 30 seconds, Classic!!!

[jegarza80]

stupid



[nodinitiative]

the first 30 seconds reminded me of how i think on Obama's reaction during the Presidential election, facing a 'woman' and an 'old fart'.

laughing his ass off, during and after winning the election. good times

[AnimeTuber17]

there are millions of women in the world find one

[MadThad0890]

@AnimeTuber17 women are disgusting

[AnimeTuber17]

@MadThad0890 how

[MadThad0890]

@AnimeTuber17 there 3d pig disgusting

[Scarman196]

@MadThad0890 Are you Gay???

[yugimoto1207]

@MadThad0890 no offence but if you said that there disqusting that means your gay

[MadThad0890]

@yugimoto1207 No it means Im into 2D women.

[ZaneHitsurugi]

fuck. gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life now

[MegaMrJIN]

OMG OMG HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[freddykrugerfan]

dragonball evolution was a pretty decent movie

[flyninja999]

@freddykrugerfan TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loli6051016]

Are you ok? You should go to the doctors lol

I never watch Dragonball but

why the fuck would they make Goku American?

So stupid...

[Fergusforslipknot]

@loli6051016 i hope you're not implying that goku is japanese

[snakewynd]

I seen terribly low rating coming on that movie the minute imdb got the info like a year before its release.

Hollywood never sticked to the actual story of db and decided to make up their own which was a terrible idea..

NICE TRY HOLLYWOOD!!!

[221Spid]

I could direct better DragonBall movie than james wong

[usamadabomba]

most accurate review of the movie...the laugh is epic

[Jyron2009]

he reacted like i did when i watched it, lol

[necronomicon009]

Saying this movie is better than the Mario Bros. movie is like saying shit tastes better with rainbow sprinkles.

[Matt72Z]

This is MADNESS!!

[mannersworld]

oh dear god Dragon ball Evolution made this man go crazy someone help him

[CommanderFordo]

WAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAA ow shit men damn Niga ! you Killed me man at the end!!! YOur so RIGHT FUCKING SHITTTTTTTT MOVIE

THANK YOU FOX FOR FUCKING DBZ IN THE ASS!!!!!!

If your gonna make a movie stick to the FUCKING STORY of the ANIME!!!!!!

5*stars DOugH!!

[alternine]

lol at the way you laughed in the begininning

[RadiantTheLight]

I wonder what Akira Toriyama thinks about this movie.

[theceng]

i guess this shit movie made u lose the plot

[chirayut]

dragon ball shitty movie summoning the dragon, dragon says "blehh", that was awesome :D

[Ultimadummaster]

my exact opinion

[MiClLC]

I gotta blow a line of meth to be able to enjoy this movie

[taqun]

dude funny as fuk yo lmao i agree this movie can eat shit the director can eat shit the actors who deciede to be in it eat shit they mommas can eat shit the people who gave them the budget can eat shit fuk it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[kingofkings09876]

fuck dbe

[TheBobMarleyPuppet]

thats what i was like was like when i saw this whole shit XD

[BreignDead]

and they had the audacity to make a game of it

[bahamn15]

WHERE THE FUCK WAS KORIN'S TOWER HHUUUUH??? what about krillin, oolong, puar, tien, chaouztu, crane hermit, the ox king, kami, poppo???? without these characters THERE WAS NO DRAGONBALL MOVIE!!!!

[theginyuforce]

dragonball evolution sucks

dragonball anime/manga rocks

[maclicious2008]

Dragonball Evolution Suck!!!!!!!

[Azaeden]

Dragonball Evoltuon is a piece of dog shit! It nothing but rotten ass! a waste of an hour we all should be payed for!! this is bullshit! they should sue the asshole who made it..... WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! I havent been so mad at a movie than this shit here! How could you fuck up a good franchise?????

[carlm88]

everytime i watch this I laugh

!!!!!!

[therealCStonebraker]

c'mon na!

[BohemianBlasphemy]

Dragon Ball Evolution is not a movie, it is a fucking crime. I want 1 hour alone with the director and the writer. And a nail clipper.

[snakewynd]

@BohemianBlasphemy ROLMFAO!!!

[Coolbird00]

this movie is not now a comedy. it a cheap horror. 2.25

[slashamasha]

Good review, Nigga. Laugh more.

[Disgaealikerasap]

ONe thing they also need to put in is they need to make it kid goku because it's called DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION intead of DRAGONBALL Z Evolution

[Suthek]

Yeah, but Kid Goku is 12... at the beginning of Dragonball, which this movie also includes (in its bad way)

[BrooksPlaylist]

this vid gets funnier every time i watch it :D

[DionLaurent1]

That wasn't Shinlong. That was Shinlizard-shit

[Gamewhiz321]

your laughing was scary

[Reeexxx]

True :)

[silverstone146]

@Gamewhiz321 he was laughing.....

[1blackrussian]

I Love this video it cleared all my thoughts on the movie this movie sucked balls

[mew10521]

omg this is the craziest review i have ever seen

[111poison]

lol ever since i saw the trailer i was like fuk this movie nd y do we have bad ass effects nd gokus hair looks like shit

[kknightsky]

Speaking of This movie why did Goku's hair remind me of Edward Cullen's XD

[tw1stedgrudge]

I was actually waiting for when they'd break into song, and sing about passing tests and their senior prom and stuff. : /

Especially Piccolo.

Seriously, this is being treated as a parody because thats what it was made to be. "Different from the source material" is just new material derived from old. In other words, its either ripped off, or a parody.

Nvm, it was a goddamn BUTCHERING.

[ryanxofx]

it was better than twilight ... thats all that matters

[raveakidd]

first they change sonic....now dragon ball......

[uchiha619oteb]

yea its horrible...only a writer that graduted from my school kud do this....

and yea da dumb ass did graduate from my schooll.....its horribkle

[JohnBoy617]

This is by far the funniest vid I've watched XD XD

[Wyngate079]

Does it suck as much as Twilight?( i mean seriously that bad??)

[MadThad0890]

i never seen twilight. i downloaded it but never watched it. i might as well watch it today.

[crypto457]

@MadThad0890 trust me pal it's like staring at the face of Cthulhu if you stare at it long enough you'll go completly insane

[Gthang213]

@Wyngate079

it is ten times worse than twilight. This makes the mario brother's movie look oscar worthy

[necronomicon009]

@Wyngate079 Yes, it does suck as much as Twilight. The acting is just as bad as Twilight and the person playing Goku is a complete tool.

[221Spid]

@Wyngate079 not as much

[pearlfigther]

Let me tell yu how bad it is....I have never been mad of a movie, never in my life. I saw a bunch of people hating it, but i didn't think i would hate it...I was so pissed i bought the dolls to burn!...It was a bad kung fu movie, they just slapped dragonball on to draw in the fans. It was horrible! i swear it was the worst movie i have seen...

[Darksupersonic768]

@pearlfigther its worse than et for the atari,twilight,cn real,and fucking FRED I AM FUCKING SERIOUS i went blind for a few minites because of this movie discrace to the dragonball franchise

[archfiendful]

@Wyngate079 it sucks

but nothing can beat Twilight in the category for gay ass movie of all time in the Oscars

[wolffang699]

holy shit, i turned the speaker up too much and that laugh scared me to fucking hell

[buminater94]

its an adaptation idiiot

[mastermoneyking]

Dragonball z live action suck one of worst movie of the world

[Dragzilla66]

See what happens when we don't get are dragon Balls!? XD

[Supersaiyan112]

WE MUST BOYCOT@

[tellaw75]

LOL

[warsun99]

5:30 thats why he was laughing at the begining LOL! Because even i said it was going to suck based on the cast! LOL!

[leonscottkennedyowns]

omg i didnt see that laugh coming an it scared the shit outta me

[jrad410]

great review i cant say notin bout that movie

[rhyannjoedan]

but seriously.. if u imagine if the film had a different name, the charicters had different names, and the fake kamahamaha was never in the movie, it would just be some random ass action movie, i mean whats he even doing in college anyway? hes like 30 in dbz

[sikokiller12]

man the movie didn't hit theaters in Australia thats how bad this movie is, i downloaded the movie to see whats it like and i fell asleep

[leonscottkennedyowns]

lol me too like 30 mins - 1 hr into the movie i was like bored, tired, and i stopped watching it

[sikokiller12]

that's pretty much how many minutes i was into the movie, i think it was about 40 minutes then i stopped watching it cause it got boring then a day later i decided to finish it off to see if the ending was any good, but it was shit..

[YamashitaTsubasa]

I tried to stay in the mindset of "This is a revamp a la Ultimate Marvel or All-Star DC" but even then it still sucked.

[TriniDaddi]

Damn that laugh was annoying as fuck

[JekyllAndHydeEffect]

L O FUCKING L

[mellouk78]

lmao, when I want to laugh I watch this video

[choi911z]

LOL'd at your laffing

[shadowlarkmoon]

Okay... aside from all the random yelling and laughing >.>...

i must say your review was great XD

[flabberboyogabon]

lol i pissed my pants laughing, laughing at his laugh

[TurkishSaiyanPower]

LOL Yeah I enjoyed the laughing more than the talkin lol

[ashdrake118]

lololol!! at 0:06 he kinda looked like shawty from scary movie !

[Waspman]

Review should've ended after you were done laughing. No really, not only did it sum it up nicely but was also funny as hell to boot.

[calibernguyen]

man this was the funniest shit ever lmao! u should do stand up comedy bro! ever one won't understand your humor but the ones that do will be loyal fans bro. i know im one now.

[Charization]

AHHAHAHA I LOVED YOUR LAUGH

[AishiteruAyu]

Oh Jesus, thank you for the great laugh.

Movie did suck by the way lol

[quantumcactus]

not that funny. almost annoying,loud boy

not goin to see the movie tho

[pivotrsr]

ok dude i wish i saw this review earlier i wouldnt watch the movie to tell the truth i didnt hate it u kno why i dowloaded it it was free and i knew it was gonna be shit so i juss got in the mood of watching shit and cmon piccolo was ligth green massive bull shit

[arcisage101]

i couldnt have said it better myself bro hate this movie!

[ravage987]

geez what an anoying first 30 seconds,uhh

[FarhanC99]

"That Bitch dotn got blue hair,GET A BITCH WITH BLUE HAIR," <----- L0l

[MrImSoFine]

stop fucking using that word

[jeweetjemoeder]

god dude you rock nevah seen such a niggah that rocks so much like ya ;D!

[TeratornX]

The guy that played goku, looks more like gohan lol

[ElectrumZephyr]

Justin Chatwin is more suited to play Robert Pattinson's bitch than Goku.

[Maurcas1]

thats what ive been saying. he would have been a better teen gohan

[DSMtsi23]

man i want to punch u in the face

[MadThad0890]

POW

BAM

[azndragon18]

HAHAHAHA..

[LordSanctus]

Seems more like a nuts rant than a review.

Anyway who cares, all you said was the truth

[N01Espada]

i get what your saying but to give amy rossum blue hair would look stupid in live action

[TRuAtlAntA]

lol i like the way you say whaaat the fuuuuck

[rickiex]

HELL YEA!!! a black man taking a couple of bash's on this stupid movie!! thats what i call a REVIEW!! ahaha

[greenac88]

As much as I hate this piece of shit movie, i just have to say whatever to it. As fans we knew it was going to suck, and if FOX does a sequel, whatever. Fuck FOX, don't watch it, and let them make their money.( Whatever little it would be)

[nodinitiative]

hey man, what do you mean don't watch the sequel? want it man, but buy bootleg.

I should have bought a bootleg DVD instead of watching it at the Cinema. I wasted a lot of money.

[greenac88]

What I mean is that as fans, we already knew it was going to suck, and if you think the sequel will suck, don't go see it. Also, why buy bootleg when you can watch it online?

[nodinitiative]

nah...buying bootleg saves me a lot of time. It cost less than one USD.

Its almost as clear as the original.

[HKS89]

10$ is a lot of money?

[nodinitiative]

of course, if i keep spending that kind of money on garbage like DBE. I would hate myself a lot whenever a new great movie comes along and i might need that money for popcorn to enjoy that great movie.

[HKS89]

lmaoo i like how you think mah dude thts a good point

[BRONXedgeKid]

"it came from Japan, and they dont want that shit"!! hahaha for real man

[TEHREALBOB]

Lol. Every time I hear the word "Americanize" I want to punch someone in the face. Anime won't ever translate properly. Ever.

[nodinitiative]

BEST INTRO REVIEW EVER!!!!!!!!!

[gween]

The ending is better!

[volcanoinsurance99]

best review yet!

[DJxDraken]

Dragon ball Evolution wasn't suppose to be like The Cartoon. Its why it was called Evolution. At least thats what the Movie's Staff said

[nodinitiative]

that's just nonsense, i'm not dissing you. But the Movie staff is just talking nonesense.

[Kunhampe22]

OMG!

Nigga gone crazy...

[JOKESTARX]

XD lol leave Anime as Anime unless you have a good cast and a good plot

[RyuteiSnake]

I bet the directors were laughing like this guy in the beginning. (Not bashing him)

[zeroauu]

Lmao that was the best DB evolution review EVER! you were dead-on!

[chigaderu]

I hate the fact that even peeps take the time to watch and making a review. This movie ain't worth shit. The producer is on crack while makin this crap. Eff the movie

[Phunnyazngai]

it was a godamn comedy

[bacaefrain]

i thought that this movie was bad too. What the fuck i hated that Goku turned into a little dam fucken gorilla. One other thing that whas fucked up was that fucken picolo controlled the monkey form of goku. what the fuck is that? man they killed goku they fucken killed him

[jonahda0mega]

I FEEL YOU THIS MOVIES GARABE!!!!

[lanny109]

That bitch don't have blue hair!! lol

[revemupman]

All we asked for FOX STUDIO'S is a proper dragonball movie! With all the things we loved about the series! for exmple the flying nimbus, the lookout, more character development! Which means Goku's is going to have to start out as a baby with his tail, and a little more background information of the sayan race!!!!!! Give bulma her fucking blue hair! Give us background info on piccolo! And without KRILLEN ITS NOT FUCKING DRAGONBALL! WTF WAS FOX THINKING?

[CriticsConfession]

This movie sucked cock! It wasn't even Dragonball! It was like some Kung Fu in the fucking ghetto!

[darkjong99]

perfect laugh for this parody. Im asian and american but only doubles my anger about this.... just wish i can translate this guy's video exactly but me talking... need to learn to do youtube vids... youll see same or worst response... I think you can use this movie in a compost...

[aheartofblack]

you are the best haha

[rge44433]

This movie is like taking a one hour constipated shit!! IT HURT

[chirayut]

I would buy the fukin DVD when it comes out and jizz all over it 20 times and take a shit on it and burn that motherfuker down...fuk that movie. That would be money well spent on that shitttt

[dethklok25]

this movie was not what i expected.They messed up so bad.Goku doesnt have a tail and looks up at an eclipse then turns into a ape thatsbull shit.Also piccolo in dragonball sprouts an egg which is piccolo but in dbe hes dead its over with piccolo DAMN IT.They forgot about nimbus.This movie was bad and i agree the dragon part was shit.I thought they could get alonger dragon like from dragon wars thay had a long dragon.Use that dragon that dragon is badass not dbe.I hope next time thay do it right

[NexLevel719]

...............

[vega92]

true that lmao