My Birthday Rocks

[MrSignalPlus]

its not a cd .. its a hank

[hmol257]

Hmm. I don't know what this is, or who sent it to me, or how it was made. I guess I'll open it up and taste it. True Biochemist tradition! hahahaha But seriously, that is how a particular (I'm failing to remember which, sorry) artificial sweetner was discovered. In a lab. By a poor lab assistant who tasted the precipitate of a reaction. And discovered it was very, very sweet. And, thankfully, nonlethal. >.<

[shadowcutie1]

Our birthday is on the same date?!?! HECK YES!!! Next birthday is going to be awesome :D

[RaynaOfSunshine]

@SudlowChick815 Sarah. You beautiful, beautiful, person.

[3DISEASE]

thumbs up if you read the birthday letter to john and it was mean :(

[Aeropop11]

0:44 haha, what the card actually says is pretty funny XD

[MaddieVlog]

I <3 tom milsom.

[HehJayJay]

They're full of honey.

[xchinasorrowsx]

Those red things are honey sticks

[GreeneandLeafy]

Omygosh. My friend gave me the creepy bunny card for my brithday. I hate that card man.

[RaNdOmchik13000]

YOU MENTIONED TOM! I LOVE HIM. AND YOU. AND CHARLIE. AND ALEX. AND CAPS LOCK.

You're cool.

[mirosango14]

I think what you ate was a honey stick.

[Friends4LIfe121995]

whats the address so i can send him stuff????

[TheNaskela]

I love that 90 percent of those gifts were handmade!!! we love you hank!!!!!!

[violasbeamazing]

Oh good Wizard God. White Tulips

[TheMrValin]

1:43 "ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK" :D

[MeLaneyDay]

John, So since it's Hanks Birthday and Everybody was sending things to him, I was going to send my letter to you! (You were always my favorite anyways) So.. Happy Not Birthday! Love Sarah.

Haha 0:43

[Waterflame]

I want to know if he still has that P.O. box!!

[rosalinamarie]

Ummm, no I have had the bigger birthday card than you. My friend Wrote out "Happy Birthday Little Sister!!!" each letter on a separate page of paper.

[holycrapitsalex2112]

1:52 wtf? XD

[whizzywantstowrite]

THEY'RE HONEY STICKS :D. they make those in virginia....

[moonicedwaves]

@whizzywantstowrite

haha i recognized them too ^.^

[Cheratomo]

AHHH SOME PERSON NEAR ME WROTE TO YOU

Thing is we both live in the middle of nowhere so this is pretty exciting.

[McInnisPower]

Hank, you couldn't be made of Cancer since you're a Taurus. ;)

P.S. I'm a Taurus!

[EmilyTheEccentric]

I like when you guys use Tom Milsom's music<3(:

[Demodesrev]

Kodocha :P

[ferngirltlc]

Aww! That's so sweet, so many people sending you cards!

[simy811]

oh my god where did that guy get the harry potter card? *___*

[dragonfly876]

Okay, usually I'm quite uninterested when I see "This video was posted on my birthday!" comments on completely random videos... but come on. The title's even "My Birthday Rocks"-- a statement with which, Hank, I would certainly agree. But geeeez, your birthday looks about a million times more exciting than mine was.

ARRRRRRRRRRR... F.

[MermaidAntihero1988]

The card with John, Katherine & the Yeti is so cute!

[AyriannahOllivandra]

...they are honey sticks...apparently cinnamon ones.

and I love that Hogwarts letter...

[HighKingTurgon]

Gah! Jayhawwk letterhead! I must find on-campus nerdfighters!

[DreadfulDelights]

Ohh! I wanna send you something too! D:

And we have the same birthday month!~ :D Yay!

The Hogwarts letter looks so real o-o

Whoever made it is full of awesome. xP

[BrawlMasterROB]

How do you get Hank's address? I wand to send him something for his next birthday.

[sarathoughtonnothing]

those were cinoman flavoered honey sticks did u really not know wat honey sticks are i love honey sticks are you an alien??? DFTBA

[thetrashtube]

oh my god i saw watchmen over your shoulder

[Mariswimmer7]

Why did it cut off?  :(

[pythonfan001]

those tubes are flavored honey

theyre delicious

[custardandsponge]

MY birthdya is better ;P

watch the videoo

[regularguy5mb]

Well, I made you a cookie...

but I eated it. :-<

[EcoBabe101]

was they from fans? or family and friends

[zigo0000]

awesome

[executionair]

hahaha this one is from "hyped" yeah that looked like an email

[jessstarr09]

I love honey sticks :)

Their my favorite fair food (that's where I get them every year)

[FutureFlicks]

They're HONEY STICKS!

[ljlightfire1]

the post office guy probly wonder whats with all the mail

[rainbowbeauty22]

i like the one where you are a tomato lol

[allimist]

"You are made of awesome, NOT made of cancer" Lol :] thats a cute joke

[peoplecallmeagoth]

how do you send stuff to you guys on your birthday? relpy please, johns is coming up soon.

:D

DFTBA

[itsMARIKO]

I love those honey sticks! mm cinnamon flavor... :)

[spunkytatertot135]

where can i send you stuff?

[NickJlover4life13]

lol its a pirate dog :D

[mcroxmyworld]

You remind me of an older harry potter! :)

[BeautyVintageRoses]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR......F

[cambone729]

what does DTFBA mean? >.>

[BeautyVintageRoses]

don't forget to be awesome ;)

[rebakkaaaaaaa]

Dude, I think those are honey sticks! I love those.

[rebeccaecb]

wow. i feel strongly that you two are the leaders of a cult. Have you realized this yet?

[2BEcontinue1]

how did ppl give u them???? im just owndering did u put ur adress or sumthing??

[DawnInferno]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANK!!! those were honey sticks btw

[iAmortentia]

i love the ABC's of nerdfightin.'

it looked like a lot of time was put into making it, very detailed.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY HANK! <3

[dukesquiggles]

I can't believe you've never had a honeystick before!

[Cmed1970]

there were like 4 videos that didn't show up in my subscription box

[miranduh821]

well you'll never forget what your name is... xP

happy uberly belated birthday lmao.

[Aliceandcardboard]

Dude! I've gotten that Elizabethan bunnies with rainbows and unicorns card before! ha HA! :D

[r3morse]

you are friggin' hilarious!!!

and I used to love those candies ^_^

hope your birthday was wonderful <3

[bombmistro]

those are honey sticks (one of the best candies ever)

[Garsplodez]

YES! Honey sticks are so underrated! Todays it's all pixie sticks and junk like that. :|

[RaptorAnaxa]

hahaha, Hank, my aunt gave me the same birthday card that you got from Molly Lewis! Those rabbits crack me up!

[imperturbabilis]

Those red sticks of "candy" are flavored honey. I've only seen them in Cali... So jealous you have them! :) Happy Birthday.

[jtown514]

They have them in pennsylvania too.

[imperturbabilis]

Drat! So far away! Hawai'i needs to be more enterprising with their bees, imho. I'll have to look up the local bee keepers and drop some oh-so-obvious hints to them.

[guky667]

Hppy bday, dude !

[cairnage123]

You are made of Awesome. Not made of Cancer.

[Ravenskysong]

lol you never had honey straws before? those red things come in all kinds of flavors! i like the lemon honey ones yummy. i cant wait till the next farmers market so i can get some!

[MovingToNewZealand]

They also make an agave syrup stick as well, same idea, just more agave-ish.

[zigZAGGEDzebra]

Wow, nice birthday cards! :]

[shippo315]

Diabolical Fighting Trilobites Brutally Attack!

[dcocoacow1212]

do felines talk 'bout acronyms?

[tiffismyname]

Those red things look like honey sticks. Were they cinnamon honey sticks?

[NSoftwere]

OMG!! You share my birthday date!

Only you're 29 and I'm 13!!!!

DFTBA!

[BrandiMarie88]

So is your b-day the 12th or the 11th?

Mine is the 11th by BFs is the 12th!

YAY MAY BABIES!

[anglophile312]

his birthday's the 5th

[arimethia]

Now I'm sad I didn't actually send you what I intended to send you.

Us moms have no time to mail strangers birthday wishes.

[SMGleader]

DFTBA!

[RougeWaterPoloPlayer]

You have officially created a cult.

Happy birthday.

[LindseySubtlyInked]

What's the golden parachute? I feel as though I missed something important...

[HighKingTurgon]

Yay! Hank received a card from the University of Kansas! There are Nerdfighters where I'm going! Rock Chalk!

[altivo4ev]

here are 10 facts 1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter WHAT!!!!!

[simpleplanrox42]

what does DFTBA  mean

[animewolf16]

it originally means "Don't forget to be awesome" but due to many people asking this question, Hank wrote a song about the other variations that the nerdfights came up with.

[mmee1233]

HAHAHA!!!! look up the dftba song....

[simpleplanrox42]

why do you guys always say good morning to eachother

[ScottishAtHeart]

Honey sticks! I love those... yay pike place market.

[Olamario0429]

They're honey sticks, Hank.

Happy Belated Birthday.

[nnevFACE]

Hey, is that manga in your bookcase? And is it DN Angel and Case Closed ?:)

[tomchittock]

haha

Happy Birthday!!

[thejunesky87]

those were honey sticks!! omg I haven't had them in years. we used to get them in Greenwich, NY at this place called "Betterbee"

[KakashiGirl0998]

happy birthday hank!!!

[alizask]

Thanks for posting, Hank!

[xWhoYouThinkiAm]

you are loved, hank <3

happy birthday and dftba

[charlesthemeerkat]

Well, Happy birthday!

[Spinnerbug26]

You're made of awesome! Not made of cancer! lol

[supertango500]

Happy B-latted birthday!

[3allyouneedislove3]

those red candy things are flavoured honey

[grimmistress666]

Glad all the nerd fighters made your birthday full of awesome!!!

[QueenYoshiSuji]

Man, you have so many people who care about you. Lucky guy! XD

[Tardis910]

Happy Birthday!

[dmndrtyhippie]

those are honey sticks

[xXxnerdlovexXx]

where's the original video of Hank dressed as a tomato?

[seethebob]

"and my new green screen..."

lol

[iEatEmos]

I liked the part where he's like "I realize I took a risk"...he obviously only thought of that after ;p but yeah, theres ones w/ honey and they're good :D

[reluctanthero27]

Just to let you know: the red things were honey sticks.

[TaishoTears]

Very Cool. ^___^

You have Kodomo no Omocha on your shelf. That makes me happy. ^_________^

[deemon710]

I know it has nothing to do with anything but is it me or did you get a new camera? Your video was uber crisp!

[Syracuserose08]

Those are honey sticks!!!!

[CupTigNudge]

And they are delicious!!!

[madisonj123]

happy brithday hank !

[SashaHopper]

1:37 esta my gift!!! WOOO

[Milllie91]

Yay! My card was the giant one he held up!

[lschi001]

I wish I got that much for my birthday...

[xLeavingxMyxMarkx]

I wish I could be as awesome as Hank one day and receive that many truly awesome cards for my birthday.

[LeCommontDemonz]

I listened to that, and I was like "Tom Milsom could sing that!"

Happpy birthday!!!

[daneosole]

you are made of awesome not made of cancer!!! love it

[MrsJessicaCompton]

Hank Rules!!!!

[ranger7theseries]

Happy Birthday Hank!

[4thaW]

shut the fuck up.

[MstrShannon]

Nerdfighteria is the best place on Earth!

[BeatlesSixtyFour]

I went to that Spamalot! :D

'Twas epic, to say the least!

[nontypicalguy]

Those are some awesome birthday cards!

[chewbobington]

I suspect those cinnamon things are honey sticks!

[ThomasWadeFraser]

~~~DONT BECOME WHATTHEBUCK~~~

[moolikeachicken]

Wow. Nerdfighters are the shiznit.

For realz.

[shriiek]

KIVA GIFT CERTIFICATE! WOO HOO!

[Malibuchick1978]

Its hunny sticks. The thing that you are all like "I think its candy."

And was that a washer?? o.O

[smithiy69]

do you masterbate watching quidditch?

[dianenom]

whats dftba???

[BusHitStudios]

Don't forget the blue apples

[Smogget]

Oh Hank, now I have to hop on the bandwagon and send you something!

[deathkitty23]

the things u ate look like honey sticks.

[renor92]

happy belated b-day sounds like it was a blast

[astupidlittlesister]

Honey sticks!!!!!!! ^_^

[ZimSlave123456789]

Happy Birthday =)

[horsewhisperer990]

TAKE THAT BACK, hotchik9986!

Anyway.... great video, Hank! I am still sending lots of warm birthday wishes your way. DFTBA!

[Alertafifalwonder]

Actually, he is a very hot nerd. Too bad you can't spell "little". Or "you're". Or put in commas. Have a great day.

Happy rather belated birthday, Hank!

[drouin916]

Ummm.... you totally forgot to be awesome!

[drouin916]

I also forgaot to be awesome... that was supposed to be a response to something negative that was posted.... MY GOOF

[yeahitsavo]

Those are honey sticks.

They are amazing.

[Pinkpoodle230]

Its a honey stick!! We have loads of them in seattle, they come i different flavors and stuff!

[fairylove33]

HANK!!!! that card that had the ABC's of nerdfighting, that was my friend Laura Abril's!!!! she just found out today that you showed her card and was ubber happy. she says thank you!!!!!! you are so kooollllllllll

go NERDFIGHTERS!!! (awsome nerdfighter hand sign)

[lciocol]

I feel bad for finding the "made of cancer" comment funny ):

[IamFifteen]

I am glad to know that I'm not the only person that feels that way... =/

[caramelkissx]

oh kwl

[deathbytango]

at 1:10 they're honey sticks nomnomnom *is jealous*

[JMarulanda123]

at 0:47 that was my card that

[karenlikesyou]

I can't believe you've never heard of honey sticks before...you've been missing out all these years! Apple flavored ones are the best. :) Oh and you don't need to cut them to open them...you just have to bite them in the opposite direction of the way they are sealed (if that makes sense.) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[stellarluna211]

Honey sticks!!! I love those.

[litnerdfighter]

Happy Birthday Hank! Hope you had a good one. DFTBA in your 29th year.

[lukngud]

Happy Birthday Hank! That last comment was supposed to be a response to Brett. I wish you would do more vid's with Catherine singing...I Love her voice. :-)

[BrettCarlier00000]

your not funny and i bet you rote them your self sad person

[lukngud]

You're an idiot. Keep your hate to yourself.

[AekoTheWolf]

those red things are like honey i think- my mom buys them in seattle all the time they have different flavor honey sticks i know she gets honey and orange flavored ones XD

[lucilombardo]

good to see that you are loved, hank! :D that's gotta feel awesome to get SO MUCH love in your mailbox! mine only ever has bills in it.. i don't think those guys love me. actually, i know they don't, because i don't pay them :P LOL! if they'd asked *nicely* and maybe drew me a picture, then i'd definitely pay them.. but they won't get a penny until then!!

[NinLor]

Can somebody tell me the po box adress where I can send stuff to them?

would greatly appreciate it!!

[jacloadman]

those were honey sticks! You can buy them in a whole bunch of different flavours like strawberry, watermelon, raspberry, cinnamon, and cherry! :)

They are mostly bought in farmers markets I've discovered.

[ChristianDevilRock]

I found them at Smoothie King.

[bacdafucup4]

your birthday is estimated by the years passing by or something more geeky like gbytes or u know..

plus i got a suggestion, get a life faggot

[gandaragarcia]

someone didn't get a single present in his birthday.

[bacdafucup4]

who? u?