NewsBusted 5/30/08

[Yoganao]

The Chronically Corrupt Bush/Cheney administration destroyed the American economy, started 2 losing wars, fucked up the environment & the ONLY funny thing the GOP has done is give us SARAH PALIN!

Sarah Palin will run as the anti-mensa candidate 2012.Did I hear Palin is writing a book? Shouldnt she try reading one first? She can shoot a gun, so shes qualified to run for president by GOP standards, for the rest of America, not so much, Republican idiots.

[oakand]

this is the only way conservatives have to laugh at the liberals. Leave us alone and keep on with attacks on conservatives via Move on.

[Dustin4494]

ughh, this is so far to the right its not even funny. Also, the snoddy look on her face after every joke is really obnoxious.

[usa816]

There was nothing funny about this video.

OBAMA '08

[mykol13v]

Your retort to the video is funny but not as much as the video. Keep it up, tho and help Obama with that state math will ya.

[redthepowerful]

I agree with him this was a total waste of time.

[sotathug941]

this shit sucks... bad comedy... get a new job..

[wanderingivie]

"Don't forget humiliated in public by her husband."

That is SUCH poor taste. Granted, I don't support Hillary for the nomination, but still it's unfair to bring that up against her. Remember, SHE never did anything wrong, and after the fact, she did the noble thing and forgave him.

This happened YEARS ago. Anything that still brings it up isn't "news".

And anything that relies on long-dead jokes isn't funny.

[catchandcrush]

You just simply cannot teach a really fucking ugly dog to be as funny and insightful as Colbert but nice conservo-retard try. What next, conservo-porn, could you imagine this bitch and Anne Coultre naked and bent over??? Oh Fuck I just did......I am gonna puke!!!!!!

[jtkirkfan2002]

Wow, the no wonder you lib's don't get this stuff if this is your mentality level. Maybe we'll get lucky and you'll be too busy getting off to your on line porn to vote in November.

[catchandcrush]

lol. Sorry to get this "stuff" i'd need your IQ. So do I start huffing gasoline and then start meth? Whats your secret? I am trying to imagine what life without porn would be like.. I couldn't watch your mom anymore, man she can suck cock! Anyways if anyone knows where I can find some anne coultre pics getting gangbanged by Bush, Rumsfield and Chenney. See I wanna go blind so I never have to see this vid again. Would I google ugly women and little dicks, or just type in republicans? Thoughts?

[joespoon04]

Not funny.

[abf26]

This isn't a liberal or conservative thing, but none of these are funny.

[marvisinsane]

I heard the 2 girls are suing in the audience, at the beginning of all clips, because this series has ruined their lives. It sucks so bad, that they are unable to leave.

[dubsac2]

HAHAHA! Your comment is 50 times funnier than this bullshit.

[KandyKansas]

Would you like to be a real news broadcaster?

[1bbyface]

STUPID

[oct41982]

actually some homeless people get over seventy thousand dollars a year begging for money in some parts of some cities

[kiduk]

Do you drones realize that the United States has some of the lowest life expectancies in the entire world? Do you realize that Norway and other socialist countries are the richest in the world (US is poorest on this scale, which was created by the US government)? The poor in the US are subject to to the rule of the super rich, Mccain is out of touch with the poor.

The character limit is constricting my ultimate stomping of your false reality, so message me. Republicans are bigot scum.

[pimpdalyrical]

The "poor" in this country live better than most people on the planet, douche bag! Which would you rather submit rule to, a rich guy in a competitive market, or a totalitarian government that you can't quit from no matter how shitty they treat you. Capitalism CREATES freedom, dumbass.

[kiduk]

Well, firstly, you're wrong. Comparing our poor to those of a small nation is ridiculous. However, if you take a look at the countries of Western Europe, our poor are treated like dumb pieces of shit, even if they aren't republican. Sure, we have welfare and other systems in place, but welfare and others are designed to keep the poor, poor. In these Socialist countries you are all so afraid of (probably because education scares the cons), they rehabilitate them to make them functional.

[pimpdalyrical]

Check your math dipshit, Homeschooled and privately educated kids are kicking the shit out of publicly educated kids all over the country. You're right that liberal social programs are designed to keep people poor. I am glad you can admit that. Just remember, us conservatives want to do away with those programs so those "poor" will have to finally learn to take care of themselves. Since when is a workcamp "rehabilitation"?

[pwf2412]

what?!?!? make those poor people work? gasp!!!

what kind of a cruel sadistic conservative are you? making people work instead of just giving them a check.

people who do work, for whatever reason, need to work longer hours and pay more in taxes to pay for the "poor" people who for whatever, reason can't/don't work.

[pimpdalyrical]

LOL! Can't Work my ass! Unemployment is 5%. If they ain't workin', they don't really want to.

[mykol13v]

12 million illegals here working with families and someone can't get a job? I'm sensing a little elitism here.

[mykol13v]

The socialist nations have abortion clinics that abort babies that won't come out perfect. Castro jinns up the number making his hell hole look good despite his filthy state hospitals. (see youtube videos) Forced abortions for the state instead raising a handicapped child. Not to mention the two child policy of China, aborting the unwanted weak female babies in favor for the males. I guess you would someday have a lot of horny men and need something to work out the aggressions.

[Macbeagle]

Another great show, love Jodi and the way the show is set up. Too bad the libs are mentally incapable of appreciating the subtleties.

[deepinsidedorothy]

i plant the seeds

you're the growth

i'm in control

[kiduk]

Aw, th death throes of the Republicans.

I can't wait until these racist (see 'silent majority' and of course, obama), sexist, and ignorant assholes are out of our government. Then, we can progress.

[kathleenirish]

Progress to the United Soviet States of Elite Phonies...like yourself

[pwf2412]

progress straight in to socialism. Universal health care, cradle to grave coverage for all your needs. Why work when the government will take care of you. Why plan for a family or retirement, when the government will take care of it all.

[pimpdalyrical]

CHANGE: all that will be left in your pocket when Barack is president.

[wervasdeferens]

Come on folks, you say Hollywood is liberal,Muscians (liberal),except country ,of course, but that also proves my theory. LOL

Most Atheletes do drugs and chase women, they have to be liberals. Most comedians-liberals.(again, except for the blue collar guys). They're the exception , cause they are quite funny!Git'er done!

Anyway, I'm just joking! Much Love to the Cons! Can't we all just get along?

[pimpdalyrical]

It's funny how all the over paid, under-educated liberal art major elitists are liberals........isn't it?

[wervasdeferens]

Don't hate us because we're talented.

That's the way we do it!

Money for nothing and chicks for free!

[pimpdalyrical]

It's been a long time since there was any entertainers out there with any real talent.

[wervasdeferens]

I have to agree with you there.

See Libs and Cons CAN find common ground!

Yes We Can!LOL

[pimpdalyrical]

Ha! Ha! I think alot of Libs and Cons would find that they have alot in common with each other. Alot of the goals are the same, it's just different approaches. Except Obama, he's just a socialist dick. LOL!

[lethalcobra2k3]

McCain has the same goals as Osama bin Laden, bankrupt america and leave it open to immigration and attack when it can no longer afford to defend itself.

[pimpdalyrical]

True enough, but there will be alot of openings for the Supreme court during the next administration. Who would you want picking the members of the next highest court in the land? Maybe Hillary can be a supreme court justice and then finally come out of the closet! Wouldn't that send a glorious message to the rest of the world.

[whb1965]

great video thanks for posting.

[FreeAgain2]

al franken is scum.

[wervasdeferens]

You right wingers have got to be the most corny,humorless,untalented ,anal retentive group known to man.

Let's face it, the only thing you're good at is lying,cheating and stealing.

[pwf2412]

don't forget pissin of the libs. we do a pretty good job of that too. :)

[filthyliberal5]

Also golf, monster trucks, and martinis. I'm serious. Don't know why, but we liberals just cant make a good martini. i'll bet that even super-mega-elitist Barack Obama doesn't know how. You need a Republican for those kind of things. Luckily, many Republicans are becoming Democrats, so I'm going to start stocking up on olives.

[wervasdeferens]

You forgot Nascar and WWE! The Martini part is true though. So I stand corrected. LOL

All in fun! NewsBusted, you're okay in this LIB'S book.Keep up the good work!

[whb1965]

and lefties are not??? lmao

[GarrettWilkins]

this just... isn't good

[liongale1]

She's as funny as an ass tumor.

[energyeternal]

intellectually weak.

[raybojabo]

Hillarious as usual.But lets give some credit to the liberal jerkoffs indignant comments. They are as entertaining as the video

[jtkirkfan2002]

I love watching the lib's melt down. They claim to be "intellectuals", but can't come up with anything better than "This sucks."

[andysnadden]

Oh I can do better than that. It was quite funny. A sense of humour is completely seperate from a policy position. It`s perfectly possible to make legitimately funny jokes and still be wrong about everything. ( hehe, how was that? Im just jivin` y`all, don`t get too serious )

[godlesspatriot]

WHO RATES THIS???

THIS IS NOT FUNNY

from any political perspective

the canned laughter, the mindless jokes, and the arrogant dingleberry that is saying them

THIS IS JUST WEAK POLITICAL COMEDY

the only people that could be amused by this are soulless neocons

[junkyjuice21]

this is stupid

[pmacsd]

no matter what your political beliefs are, this is just not funny. not even close. watching small children develop polio is funnier. take my wife please. not only do gop lovers suck....they can't tell a joke either.

[edubya0]

Socialists don't have much of a sense of humor do they?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Careful.  Your lib stripes are showing. Go watch the Daily Show.

[wilwave]

the laugh track is great. fall in line, Bushies. must be a connection between inept leadership and inept humor. can we go backwards even faster? some will try. these folks don't even get Dennis Miller, the only funny republican comedian.

google 'wit' and take some tutorials. more Miller, less ..whatever this thing was.

[LeoHareMusic]

Why do a lot of made up and half made up schtick when you could have said something about Scott McClellan's book?

Oh, wait I get it...

[jtkirkfan2002]

Wait for Tuesday. They'll get around to it.

[SisyphusOne]

Fantastic episode, except the stool thing... !!

[dcbatlle]

Love you, Jody! Keep it up!

[toastman87]

hey i watch this every saturday night.

[Janet61990]

TUBECOMMENTS.(INFO) post your ad all over youtube! Really great clip !

[fieryman1]

my viewing froze twice at the McCain part. wonder if it did this to other folk as well?

All your humor is past-related; can you work on humor that propels us into future events?

[mykol13v]

I'd like to piggy-back this by asking for the Lotto numbers for next month. You can email them to me, thanx.

[sippwiggins]

The laugh-track is funnier than the bimbo. When you discover a sense of humor and delivery, let the rest of us know. Pathetic.

[CoolApe69]

78 ratings and only 8,000 views. I sense a bunch of "secretly created" accounts to give the videos 5 stars.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Oh, you liberals. Always looking for vast right-wing conspiracies. Most of us who give the good ratings are loyal watchers.

[CoolApe69]

Hmm. last time I checked the toast, liberal and conservative are 2 complex ideologies that are too stupid...One side is too buttered, the other is too burnt, but it makes me feel good to know that people like you are too fragile in this world to comprehend things like that and will conform to one or the other. Liberals can't save the planet, and conservatives can't secure the borders. Oh, how I love it when you people fall for the polarization scheme.

[jtkirkfan2002]

And you "moderates" are too wishy washy to take a stand and declare you beliefs and ideologies. You wet your fingers and place them in the wind to see which way it blows before deciding your position.

[CoolApe69]

No, I tell both sides to shut the hell up. I have a better sense of levity and are able to smell the bullshit before everyone else. War on Terror to Global Warming, gimme me a break. And if you want "wishy washy" just look at Barack, Hillary, and McCain. And speaking of McCain, looks like a non-conservative became front runner before the primary even reached your state.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Wow! Are you ever a legend in your own mind! You stand for nothing and are proud of it. The McCain fiasco is the doing of lib's doing things like driving from Mass. to vote in the New Hampshire primary. Don't ask me to explain; not eonugh characters. Barack and Hillary aren't wishy-washy. Both of them are socialists. I am no fan of McCain, but if he is all that stands in the way of those other clowns, then I am behind him.

[CoolApe69]

Barack and Hilary are very wishy washy. They have no legit plan to get out of Iraq soon. They're both puppets saying whatever agenda is "hip" to the companies. Remember, Totalitarianism can hide behind socialism. And the only things that stand in front of McCain are reckless immigration policies, continuation of a rode of failure from a war that had nothing to do with 9/11, and possibly time itself. But, I guess for people like you, there's always Disney World to go back to.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Where I spend my vacations is irrelevant and a pretty weak shot on your part. I agree that both Hillary and Barack will say anything. It's what they believe and what they will do that is the question, and neither is wishy-washy in that department. You prove my point in that you take everything a candiate says at face value. If you want to believe that Iraq is a road to failure, go ahead. The truth is the surge worked. Iraq was never supposed to have anything to do with 9/11.

[CoolApe69]

Typical hypocrisy coming from someone who was too young for 'Nam and too old for Iraq. If you think it's good sending the young folks to fight for Haliburton for an administration that dodged 'Nam and yet wants to spread globalism and send the common folk to war, then go ahead. The only reason we knew Iraq initially had WNDs was because we've been selling them that crap since the 70's and 80's. The CIA even helped install the Baath Party in the 60s. Can someone say: "Doe!"

[jtkirkfan2002]

Haliburton? Boy, I haven't heard that name for a long time. I was in the 101st Airborne, defeding your right to be a slacker, when you were still sucking on your mom's teet. So take your pathetic shot and you know what you can do with it. Who was in the White House through most of the '60's? Liberals, that's who. No wonder toolate thought that was good. He's as clueless as you are.

[CoolApe69]

101st Airborne. The most common branch that people lie about being in. Do I care that the liberals were jerking off in the white house in the 60's? No, only clueless conservatives care what dummy liberals are doing. I can't wait until there is an uprising and both of you idiots kill each other off the face of the planet. Then, us progressive free-thinkers can rebuild over the rubble of your stupidity. You seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be replying to me so much.

[upabittoolate]

101st? if i'm not mistaken, he told me he was in the reserves, never active. he's too young for nam, too old for iraq but just right to have served when the US was designing infrastructure in hmm...nicaragua? that guy is under the impression that he's defending american rights as opposed to understanding that the US constitution is supposed to be what protects civil liberty. moreover, the mom's teat comment would work...if he were someone's mom's age; he's 44. jim is another neocon pinhead

[jtkirkfan2002]

Toolate. You're nothing but a lying hypocrite who only supports Obama because you hope he's going to "stick it to 'whitey'." Liberals have no concept of the Constitution or you wouldn't support big, invasive government. "Neocon." Can't you liberal "useful idiots" come up with something more original?

[upabittoolate]

i'm not a liar, a hypocrite or an obama supporter. you can namecall all you want. you were in the reserves but fabricated some nonsense about protecting civil freedoms in active duty in the 101st (although i could easily be mistaken). i'm not anything you would understand therefore you can't label me anything.

[jtkirkfan2002]

You are a liar because I never said anything about being in the reserves. I also never said anything about not being career, but you're the idiot who couldn't put 2 and 2 together. You are also a liar about being an Obama supporter. You've admitted it yourself, although I can't for the life of me figure out why you'd want to support an inexperienced empty suit who thinks kids in his health care plan who have asthma need to have "breathalyzers".

[upabittoolate]

like i said before AND apologized in advanced contingent, i could be wrong. i'm not your idiot, i'm a man that was slightly mistaken. i made no such admission, you can't show me where i said that because i'm not party offiliated (00 & 04, i voted for nader). i'm not expecting obama to understand the treatment administrations any more than i'd expect you to understand basic arithmetic or monosyllabic rhetoric. go back to your corn farm in indiana cracker boy. btw you still lied about the 101st :)

[jtkirkfan2002]

Go ahead and believe whatever you want. You're just as wrong about my military history as you are about everything else.  No wonder we missed knowing about the USS Cole if Clinton had idiots like you trying to decode for him. He really was scraping the bottom of the barrel. His hatred for the military is one of the reasons I got out when I did. I couldn't serve someone I didn't respect. He was not worthy of respect.

[upabittoolate]

i can't even begin to explain just how telling that last comment was. you're definitely lying jim. let it go before you make yourself look any more stupid than you already do. fuck you, have a bad day cracker boy...ps fuck captain kirk too, captain picard & ben sisko could kick his ass

[jtkirkfan2002]

Lot's of us left the military during Clinton's watch. He was a terrible Commander-in-Chief. However the truth is: I did serve in the 101st Airborne. I still have my Air Assault wings. It was one of the greatest physical and psycological achievements of my life learning to repel from helicopters having a life-long fear of heights. I also am a member in good standing of the American Legion. However, whatever "truth" you want to fabricate in that feeble liberal mind of yours is fine with me.

[upabittoolate]

anyone in the military will tell you that soldiers don't really get to choose. especially if you have a certain MOS that's in demand of specialized training (especially special combat). you can say whatever you want about feeble minds jim but these are simple truths that anyone in the military will tell you these things. in fact, there was a movie about that very idea: stop loss. either way, you're not of the age grade to have been engaged as a member of that formation. how's that for feeble?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Leaving the military for enlisted personnel is called "ETS", (for expiration term of service). You sign a contract at enlistment or re-enlistment for up to six years of active-duty service. I didn't say I quit as soon as Clinton was elected. I left while he was president when my then-current enlistment was up, like a lot of other people. If you were really in the military as you claim, you would understand how these things work. I am beginning to doubt you were ever really in.

[dsmoya31410]

It was not really Clinton that drove most out of the military. It is the Secretary of Defence (SECDEF) who has more control over conditions in the military. Sure, the president makes conflicts (Clinton's conflicts stretched our military thin), but the SECDEF decides the conditions under which the military serve. And for many, Rumsfeld is a dirty name. Think outsourcing. Oh, and I never voted for Clinton (I am not a Dem).

[jtkirkfan2002]

"...either way, you're not of the age grade to have been engaged as a member of that formation."

That statement makes absolutley no sense. I went to Ft. Campbell immediately out of AIT. Since the in the 101st Air Assault School is not "voluntary", people tend to "boomerang" back there after overseas assignments. I also never claimed to have been in combat with the 101st. I said I was in it when you were still watching cartoons: April, 1983 through June, 1985. 1/3rd ADA.

[upabittoolate]

much like you, i dont give a tupenny fuck what people believe. what's more though, you'd pretend that you were doing something significant for this country when i was young & youre only about 11yrs older than me. that's idiotic. also, if you'd try to have me believe me that after all that indoctrination that you'd whine about the president then quit, then i say you're a liar or a pussy not a soldier

[upabittoolate]

btw, the 101st engaged in desert storm & nam most recently. youre too old for 1 & too young for the other. youre the liar in this case

[HappyTheHobo13]

The fact that most people who think they're conservative, support our current neoconservative administration, which in fact, isn't "new" or "conservative". The ideology was based upon the views of Leo Strauss, and old remnants of the left wing. Paul Wolfowitz still is a Democrat. He chose not to jump parties when his colleagues did in the 70's. George Washington warned the consequences of a political party. And in 2008 the American public is still clueless and fooled.

[CoolApe69]

And also, I'll be gone on a business trip to India trying to get certain jobs back to the US, so I might not catch your reply again for a couple of days. But, don't worry, I'll do my best, your negligence amuses me every time.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Just what am I "negligent" about? Or did you misuse a big word. You're just a lib hiding behind the label "progressive". You spout their talking points like a pro. Toolate is wrong again. I never said anything about being in the reserves. I said I was in the American Legion. You can believe the I am lying about being in the Screaming Eagles. I really don't care. You're just a guy with an ugly You Tube avatar who likes to lie about what he does for a living.

[upabittoolate]

nice shot

[CoolApe69]

Why thank you

[CoolApe69]

And the reason why I said that is because I work for YouTube and I noticed that there are over 60 accounts in the history data with the word "NBacc" in it that gave this video a 5 star.

[alexofsyrr]

Great episode! Very funny. lots of stupid comments from disgruntled dems though. more than usual I think. Ah well.

[mykol13v]

The stupid comments means they are good jokes and it HURTS SO BAD.

Payback is a Bitch Even When Its Fun...

[kozcrap]

NewsBusted = EPIC FAIL. The people laughing is obviously recorded from someplace else.

[pfn]

Dude...this must be a surprise only to you. Because anyone with even the tiniest bit of sense KNOWS that this is recorded in a studio...without an actual audience. Who cares? They are not even TRYING to make it seem like a real audience...that is not the point of recorded laughter.

[upabittoolate]

jodi did her hair; good. the rest of these jokes sucked. the notion of republicans hating "BIG GOV'T" is ridiculous. W sold out to special interest groups that lobby "big gov't". this neocon bullshit is bass ackwards at best.

[ganubis]

BIG GOVERNMENT would not be the boogyman that it is if the people had control over it. The total fear of government will help continue to pry it from the hands of the people until it is in the hands of the TOTALITARIAN organizations we call corporations. We will have no votes or say in the corporate tyranny state. There will be something BIG there and it will take your money.

Stop fighting each other on imaginary lines...and forget about Hollywood.

[ganubis]

Not funny at all. Agreeing with the sentiment is one thing, actually laughing is another. If these people had any minds they would reject the Democrats AND THE REPUBLICANS. But no, they are caught up in the b&w myth that was is good and one is bad, and align themselves to one or the other. The Republicans are guilty of massive state intervention as well and are fleecing the public piggy bank for big business. Also, privatization is the DE-DEMOCRATIZATION of government.

[Robert697]

good stuff .. 5* ... or should I say 5.7*?

[BooksBySterling]

stupid show

[QuesoPantera]

Adding a laugh track does not make you funny. Or relevant.

[BuckytheBeagle]

This is certainly the best yet. Love that Franken/Obmamalamadindong gag. Probably too layered for our more liberal viewers, but some jokes should be for grownups.

[Macbeagle]

Another great show. Keep it up.

[SUSPENDEDKUFFAR]

I love your show. Keep up the good work.5/5

[azrael8585]

"Change" is all Obama will leave in your pockets if he's elected.

[killbot86]

WTF...a guy has had sex with a thousand cars.....freakazoid......

[red33410]

Great bit, Jode et al!

[Buster2440]

This Bias isn't even funny

[arkivx1]

HAHA, 40 other states,classic.

[mcoop221]

Indeed!

[RSFJoker]

yep, typical republican bias.

[mcoop221]

You're jealous that your side tried and failed. Even with all the BIG donors from Hollywood and other places, your side failed at talk-radio. Hey, but look at it this way, you still have Michael Moore, Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Sean Penn and the rest of Hollywood.

[arkivx1]

Don't forget, Kieth "self-important" bloberman and the rest of PMSNBC,CNN,CNNI,NBC,CBS,A&E(ca­tch the Andromeda Strain" remake),NPR.

[VinceP1974]

Great Franken/Obama jokes.

[mainelymusic]

That one about Obama reacting to Franken definitely takes the cake. Not only did you exploit about the same level of "logic" that he shows, but got the state count "right" too!

[OnYourMarkItsumo]

hmm. good video.

[vcsnavy]

ubuibiok, taxes are fine for those things you mention (except schools maybe), but how about welfare, crop subsidies, foreign aid, billions in earmarks and so on? How about we do without them and cut taxes and just pay for what we need? DOH! There I go using common sense again.

[ubuibiok]

Get real,,,lol no taxes...NO cops, firemen, roads or schools... OK...masses of stupid killers roaming the neighborhood burning out homes and business and we cant escape because the bridges have collapsed.....

[BorislavX]

Riiiiiiiight.

If you think your tax money is being used to pay for the above you're wrong. A 5% flat tax would take care of all that. Now paying for Illegal aliens and their anchor babies, and taking care of all those welfare recipients is a different story.

[goorgee]

lol

"so what if he didn't pay he's taxes on 17 states, that probally means he payed them on the other 40 states"

haha referring to the 57 states that we supposely have.

[TylerNull]

... and Al Franken:

We don't PAY taxes; we RAISE them.

Perfect!

[Jerricho68]

I am first.