Sonic Bastardized

[Codyray1992]

♪This is your singing telegram, I hope we find you we-*shot*

Sorry, couldn't resist there.

[alexiscastanedahello]

who knew eggman can jump that high XD

[ajmonkeygirl99]

Wtf was tails saying lolololol! XD

[MegaBMAC12]

My cat's name is chester too

[TheNewPurpletwist64]

my local library has this movie on DVD LOL

[teenteamcomics]

you don't like satam?

[NerfedFalcon]

I like Jason more than Ryan.

*readies flame shield*

[whol1231]

FIREBALLS

[sonic5461]

how about a singing teleagram those are always nice

[yoshisilver1]

if i was to think of one word to describe me what would it be?

FAT!

*smash*

[RaygirlSar]

lol

[atomicsalsa1]

all i need to do now is find the switch...*smash*oh thats not it...*raaaaaow!*oh uh sorry cheaster ah ha here it is right here...*saga*

[bluewulv]

Any other way to see the Ninja turtles bastardized series? What about Blip.tv?

[NFS669]

SHUT THE FUCK UP TAILS!!!!!!!

[funkyshannah]

FIRE BALLZ XD

[InShane162]

sonic riders themes epic

[Gsmooth84]

I Can't stop laughing at tails voice

[DemonGroceryStore]

very good. it's like an abridged series but not shortened, very cool.

[Ratty524]

2:25: "Oh no Sonic's dead! I never told him I wanted to suck his--"

LMAO

[ShadicHero777]

Wait. Is tails from Mexico or Cuba? He may be a Communist.

[ShadicHero777]

wink

[jaspersen219]

You know one time in college I was set on fire I was set on fire all the time

[undeadrising2]

urge to kill rising

[FLOORL3SS]

sonic : tails i didn't understand jack crap of what you just said xD lol

[bdawg58]

anyone else notice the owl says he wished he installed wheels on the plane......and there are wheels on the plane?

[legomanforver]

at 1:51 talis said cheesecake!

[TheToad9000]

Tails: ba bla ber be gli gla! Sonic: Tails i can't understand jack-crud of what you just said. Tails: ii go bla blo ga go! Sonic: yeah i say that i say that as sharp as a bolen ball{ say it in a contry way}

[TheToad9000]

2:50-2:52 THAT WAS FUNNY!!!THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK SO TO!!!!!!

[TheToad9000]

tails:OH WHAT THE HECK I DID'T VOTE FOR YOU GOD DANG EGG AND SHACK!!!!!! FFFFUUUUUUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vampirehunterXD]

is that shadow at the end? <3

[devil238]

*Quote from the video*

[NeptuneNetwork]

@devil238 HAHA! I love that part!

[animegirl15ish]

*turns on SatAM*

Oh sweet Jesus NO!

*turns it to Team Darkness's theme*

Oh hey this is awsome. I wonder who does this song?

Guy: Not Funny! >:(

[RealAwesoma]

6:56

[9608699]

i cant understand shit what tails is saying

[R3C0NXT]

Tails: No bailar en la biblioteca.

Subtitles: Sonic I am quite upset! I'm leaving you forever!

[Thatnamenobodytook]

Please bastardize everything in the world!!!

[xxAliceAxx]

SEEGA! xD God I loved that when metal got activated.

[OodanithecatoO]

5:51 I Had A Feeling He Was Gay!XD

[2345Disciple]

Spaceballs Reference FTW

[amberthesuperfox]

ok then this made he fall outta my chair what is up with tails XD you know what just shoot him

[lenxlover1]

that one "bad ass music time" song sounds like its saying "God I hate you, sonic speed" lol

[supersonickirby4]

*gunshots and police sirens in the distance*

*Tails screaming*

Sonic: It's probably nothing.

*goes back to sleep*

[Ambientbattery]

"eheh eheh eheh (we're so fucked)"

[Ambientbattery]

This is absolutely amazing!!!

[ifearprozac]

i understood tails

[TheEzgraficxs]

I like how u used sound effects from sonic games.mostly sonic 3

[darklucario137]

Owl: I really wished I would've installed wheels on this thi- OH, TAILS! I have your Visa in the trunk of my plane. Let me just get that for you.

Tails: BUT YOUR ENGINE IS SPLODED! FIYER BAWLS!!!

Owl: YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T THE TRUNK? Oh, dear..

[vigeasmo]

@darklucario137 correction*

Owl: I really wished i would've installed wheels on this thi- OH TAILS! I have your visa in the trunk of my plane let me just get that for you.

Tails: BUT YOUR ENGINE EXPLODED! FIRE BALLS!!!

Owl: YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T THE TRUNK? Oh, dear...

[AnimeBallerina1]

haha beastly music. lmfao

[TrueRomoGuy]

Epic win

[marksherron]

fuckin hilarious

[sonicguy111]

38 people here got the tails disease

[DiENExDROiD]

AAAAhhhaaa I got so thrown off by Crush 40's 'this machine' cause I always used to think it was Orgy and I actually thought it was them after watching this again cause its been so long. LOL Johnny Gioeli sounds just like Jay Gordon but srsly everything about it screams Orgy :3 Its AWSUM

[ChaosZero102]

@DiENExDROiD But Crush 40 isn't the band that plays "This Machine" that was Team Dark's theme song in Sonic Heroes, and the band that performs it was Julien-K.

[TrueRomoGuy]

URGE.TO.KILL.RISING.

lol

[UmbraBlaze]

"Blue streak! Speeds by--"

"OH SWEET JESUS! NO!"

[UmbraBlaze]

@ultimategamer96 But he doesn't have one! xDD

[Shadic4101]

Cant stop watching this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FLOORL3SS]

sonic : er mr president do u have a copy of tails visa?

eggman : * turns around * hahaahah welcome sonic !

tails : aww what the hell i didnt vote 4 u god damit ! xD

[alexelliottwelch]

4:22 Prepare SONIC for Ludicrous Speed!

[videogamecactus]

i recognized when kirbopher said "FIREBALLS" from Brawl Taunts lol

Zelda: oh look its a useless character.

Yoshi: FIREBALLS, YUM!

(for the record i dont think yoshi is useless, he's my second favorite video game character.)

[TheTrace2099]

I must have watched this ten times more than I watched the real movie lol

[shadowfangirl4life]

0:57-1:00 "tails i can't understand jack crap of what you just said" LMAO

[shyfyre11]

Lol "Looks like it's back to Cuba for me!"

[katandcha13]

all i need to do is find the switch pmsl :L

[ACRedsCreations]

sigh... BEING AN UN-RICH HUMBLE WRITER AND MUSICIAN, I NOW ENJOY MY VIDEO GAME PASSIONS THROUGH YOUTUBE. SO COOL!

[FatetheHedgehog]

0:26 *Insert Droid Startup sound here*

[SwitchBlitz]

what the fuck did tails say at 3:51? im laughin my ass off

[somedude140]

this is great i love it and i am a sonic fan.

[bledsoe217]

37 people are communists 

[Kevansevans]

Woot! Beatles reference!

[midnightthetiger]

Eggman: If I could think of one word to discribe me what would it be?

Everyone: FAT!!

*Eggman falls over*

[fawfulfulfury97]

Tails: Oh no! sonic's dead! I never told him I wanted to suck his---! Sonic, you're alive!

Sonic: I'll pretend I didnt hear that.

[Epicfail90001]

36 people didn't get a line

[mikkeelli]

ok?... what a hell is that nurse shes scary! and weird!!! 

[MoldyAngle]

@mikkeelli Washu-chan, google.it :P

[mikkeelli]

@MoldyAngle

thanks

[lonewolfS239]

@mikkeelli yes she is

[mikkeelli]

@lonewolfS239 where is she from? well japan but what cartoon?

[kh2loverjustinBhater]

sonic comp: find out what tails is saying!! winner gets to laugh so much he shits himself

hint: i think at somepoint tails says "chesecake"

[ChronicDementiaTV]

so the two tailed fox can fly to the plane but the owl cant fly out, makes PERFECT sense :P

[kh2loverjustinBhater]

could you do more sonic drawings? they are AWESOME

[msSonic192]

Yo psyguy! I found you sonic bastardized series on iTunes but it won't download on iPod touch! Why?

[kh2loverjustinBhater]

sorry chester

[katandcha13]

"all i need to do now... is find the switch" lmao

[banjokazooieplush]

can i be a voice ac tore for you?

[DarkSuperTails]

:/ I want my appliances to say the SEGA jingle when they turn on.

[XxStarlight1235xX]

Owl: "YOU CAN COUNT ON ME!!!"

Sonic: "Hehehehehehehe...!" Whispers, "He's so f*cked up..."

Tails: "Oh yeah!"

XD

[SaxdudeMaloyS26]

I love the foghorn leghorn Sonic lines.

"I say that, I say that boy's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball!"

[Brynnabin]

OH NO SONIC I NEVER TOLD HIM A WANTED TO SUCK HIS DI--- *smoke clears* SONIC! I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

[KenzeeFame]

shut the fuck up tails!

[xxxXLoveahXxxx]

o.o im mexican

[2164king]

"AHHH!!! WHY SONIC WHY?! I'M GONNA START QUOTING 'THAT'S MY SONIC' UNLESS YOU HELP ME!!!"

I THINK Tails says that at 2:06

[DemonicDragonY93]

@2164king spot on dude. he did say that

[myanichole1]

who is the pink haired girl that comes in like three times example 7:55

[KingMickeyROLZ]

real funny crud

[Shadowtheheartbroken]

vvRREEEE!! SHUT THE F*CK UP TAILS!!! er

[1bernabe1]

hey dude.where did you get the original video to make the bastardiezed episodes?

[Notyu1459]

Tails sounds like Coconuts and the Owl sounds like Mario.

[Torch2402]

This is a lot better than the original

[rabbitlove4ever]

Is it weird to find Tails' weird speech absolutely adorable?

[MrSandMan961]

This is still one of my favorite movies from my childhood

[AllStarX777]

bawada cheececake

[TheRealBurninator]

Big props on actually getting a girl to voice Sara. I hate it whenever I watch an abridged series/parody dub and all the girls sound like the same high pitched guy.

[TheGamerboy1103]

"but your engine exploded fireballs!"

[sonicfoamyfan9805]

ha racism agasit mexicanns got a say the first parts are a litle boring

[Codyray1992]

That's it, making these into a playlist.

[ChaosZero102]

@Codyray1992 LOL way ahead of you I already did.

[lenxlover1]

@Codyray1992 I ALREADY MADE ONE ON MY OTHER CHANNEL >:( LIKE FOREVER AGO!

[Codyray1992]

@lenxlover1 Ooook... And your point is? Rather than search to see if someone had done it already, I just preferred to make my own.

[lenxlover1]

@Codyray1992 pleeeeh

[Codyray1992]

@lenxlover1 Hehe, just being honest! X3

[lonewolfS239]

@Codyray1992 yeauh

[13tothemax]

at 7:55 what show was that nurse from?

[Rakkushi]

@13tothemax One of the Tenchi animes... I'm not sure which one, but they're all funny ^^

[MrChocolatepickles]

"oops sorry chester. AH! here it is right here." SEGAAAA

[Riflemen526]

This series is just so awsome and I love how O Canada is played when you see the White House/Capitol builibg. Excellent job

[weimaj]

*WINK*

[avatarchrisrocks]

Tails: SONIC IS DEAD! I nver told him i wanted to suck his HES ALIVE!

Ludicrous Speed! * Sonic Riders Song*

Sonic: SHUT THE F*CK UP TAILS

Tails: HOLY SH... BOOOM! LOL

[bryantfamily4]

7:40

Is tails talking about megaman 'cuz i heard "Dr. Wily"

[Codyray1992]

@bryantfamily4 He mentions some parts from it, but it's mainly just random nonsense, as the description says, you're not supposed to understand him really.

[Plummlets]

BadassmusictimeGO!

[DrClay999]

"Oh God, Sonic is dead! I never told him I wanted to suck his..

SONIC YOUR ALIVE"

...Figures.

[100p3y]

Sonic: Hehe.... Were so fucked

Tails: Oh yah!! :D

[AIRSO97]

god damm Mexicans 

[AndresBurrito10]

I love the Space Balls reference! XD

[TheGamerboy1103]

i heard the sonic riders intro song

[TheGamerboy1103]

and understood it

[TheGamerboy1103]

"why why sonic why i'm gonna start quoting that's why sonic unless you help ME" i heard it

[SoraROXAS999]

Unnamed owl: I LOVE YOU SONIC!!!!!!!!! *cue game over song here*

I lol'd REALLY hard there XD XD XD

[WildstarOfShadowclan]

Evil cake and Cake-A-Tron rant!

[TheLazysketcher]

Lol, when the old man says "oopsie", he almost sound like the guy from Mortal kombat that says "Toasty!" xD

[frozenlilies1]

Ok just so I can find it what is the name of the song at :40?

[SofaKingWeTodEd666]

Sonic Bastardized = "Chris Chan's Sonichu"

that's what i thought when i saw the title of this video LMAO

[thelivingbrain123]

I say... I say that boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball!

[zokuruno]

33 people chould not handle ludicrous speed

[14AlexanderDF]

You do realize that you played O Canada instead of the President's theme?

[ristar600]

@14AlexanderDF Thats the point of the joke......

[MissMysterics]

5:14 -"you see that is so funny here in Japan." - That guy has a Chinese accent, just sayin'.

[DJman601]

when kirb is singing (I think It's him...) he sounds like meta knight (LOL! Kirb, Meta Knight, kirb sounds Like Kirby XD)

[DJman601]

1:20-1:25 I don't get it.

[frozenlilies1]

@DJman601 Because it was a song referencing Shadow, which is funny because their rivals.... yeah.

[projectxtrememe]

tails sounds like whitey from 8 crazy nights

[SpiritDragon1995]

@PaperMario2013 It's a song from Sonic Heroes. The song is called This Machine By Julien-K

[PaperMario2013]

1:14, what song is that?

[mariic2]

What did tails say eggman's plan was?

[mariic2]

I am the eggman, and they are the eggmen, and I am the walrus goo goo ga joob.

[mariic2]

I LOVE YOU, SONIC!

(Sonic 2 game over music)....

[mariic2]

I'll start quoting that's my sonic unless you help me!

STFU, TAILS!

[zaperzero]

33 people thought they hit the thums up but were wrong

[tails228]

bad ass music time was not badass :(

[vigeasmo]

1:57 and so on tails actually makes sense im shocked

[KatamariParadox]

Tails: Sonics dead! I never told him I wanted to suck his-- Sonic you're alive!!!

Sonic: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

XD

[MurialTheCat121]

- 0:26

*metal sonic turns on*

Backround music:"SEEGAAAAA!"

XD

[ZombieFobby]

"NOT! FUNNY!" was that Mr. OMA?

[SpeedtigerDirector]

SPACE BAWLS

[SpeedtigerDirector]

OMG I MADE AN ABRIDGED PARODY TODAY but on onother account AND THE RADIO DID BLUE STREAK LIKE MINE

[xthehedgehog]

Tails:LOK UR ENGIN EXPLODEAD FIYA BALLZ!

Owlman:Oh dear I wonder if that's a good thing (rants on)

Tails:I think I cann get this guy b4 dis ting explo-

BOOM

Something somethign leave it to me

Yep.Bastard sword videos am good.

[CrossedCelt]

Proving that Eggman is better than every comic book villain ever- actually ordering his nemesis shot.

[tubematerg33]

AWWWWW, that game over music brings back bad memories

[STOPNSWOPguy]

maybe tails got faster and the Fans said F*** NO! and Called the police....just a theory

[mephilesblack]

*tails surfs by*

Sonic: "RRR!" *Angry sonic is angry!

Tails:*random noises*

Sonic:(?) " Works to kill... rising"

Tails: *more random noises*

Sonic: "I wonder how much I would get if I killed a child? Eh, whatever"

[ChrononumberXIII]

@mephilesblack

Urge to kill

[XxKyKiske2007xX]

@mephilesblack I think Sonic said "urge to kill rising".

[b14hb14h14]

Tails: "Oh my God! Oh my God!"

(gunshots and police sirens)

Sonic: "...It's probably nothing." XD

[Spottedheart98464]

7:57 CREEP NURSE!!! STAY AWAY!!

[DiscordantRhapsody]

@Spottedheart98464

Washuu did indeed have the capacity to be super creepy.

[Spottedheart98464]

@DiscordantRhapsody XD Yeah, that's for sure!

[FatetheHedgehog]

OH MY GOD SPACEBALLS REFERENCE! lol that is funny. also ive never seen the movie so do sonic and tails live on angel island or something?

[Spottedheart98464]

I almost died laughing! This is so funny! I love how when Metal Sonic's eyes glow the old skool SEGA noise played! And Tails and Sonic make me laugh so hard!

[tailsxcarly]

I NOT OF THIS VIDEO BUT IT DOES GIVE ME A GOOD LAUGH NOW AND AGAIN!_!

[weimaj]

wink!

[brandonlewis95]

FIREBALLZ?!?!

[lordofzaptherapy]

"I LOVE YOU SONIC!!!!!!! -Game Over tune-" Genius

[werehogsrool]

OMFG so funny!

[mistershadows1290]

everone loves sonic

[ScytherFanatic93]

what show or movie is this?

@ScytherFanatic93 This an old movie from.... hell I don't know wat year. It's a good movie though. If you wanna find it, I suggest you type in "Sonic the Hedgehog movie part 1" in the search bar... yeah...