Cindy Jacobs Prophesies A Third Party

[2Truth4Liberty]

false prophetess



[unclefixer]

A third Party?? Yes, I think a third party will rise, but it will not be from the church, although the faithful may be a big part of any third party. It will regular working people who are not represented by the Democrats or the Republicans. Democrats are the socialist, feminist, liberals and other parasites feeding off the working people. Republicans work only for the rich, want more government power and don't care for the working class at all.

[youbetyababy]

Wish she would get her old job back dubbing for alvin and the chipmunks, this is just wrong.

[Bluesman63]

Hmmmm...the video was posted on November 8, so footage probably shot a few days before...Cindy in a ridiculous, puffy, bright orange outfit with black sleeves underneath... The only conclusion that I can draw is that this was Cindy's "Walk of Shame" video, and that after the Halloween party she left her green pumpkin stem hat at the apartment of that dude dressed as a cowboy after she banged him.

[Proteus6684]

Wouldn`t it be hilarious if a muslim/pro gay/equal rights/anti Cindy Jacobs party came to power :)

[flashoftruth]

where can i get a spacesuit like her's?

[AchronTimeless]

This is what happens when you take your fashion cues from Vash The Stampede.

[kupper123]

Where does she do her shopping the local salvation army shop

[dallasmsl]

And God is creating a new party? Seriously? God doesn't have anything better to do than become engrossed in US Politics? OMG.

[reuels]

We have actually witnessed the birth of the New Tower Of Babel ! Babel-Babel Gobeldy-Gook, Blah-Blah, Badinkadonka-ZoomZoom, Ding-Dong Batty ! !

AND:

"Ya cain't cure Stuuped"

[spershall]

This woman just goes to show that you can make anything into a sign of whatever you want if you try hard enough.

[gocallyoualawyer]

@spershall

She must have been an English major.

[MayChristReignInHI]

Cindy, it is God's will for you to prophesy what God is really doing, and not what you want God to go, or what you want the New Apostolic movement to do. Whether this is coming from peer pressure or from your own misunderstanding, May Christ really shine in your heart and may you truly take a stand for what God is really saying...or he will take away your gift.

[nimmnoss]

why is it every one is so judge mental and name calling perverts themselves judge not or the lord will judge you anyway she's probably right

[Yoyoredman]

Want 4 years of this? Vote GOP in 2012

[yrtsinek]

Okay, I've had enough someone crucify this dumb bitch and the idiots who would follow her. If they want to be with their god, then by all means, help them to it.

[wntoply6]

i feel i need to be irreverent here.

has anyone ever gotten a load of this woman's butt? i bet if she were to fart even a little (with a bit of shit dripping down her fat legs) she's clear out the biggest southern ampi-theater in the country. that, or the gas would start a fire and char fry each & everyone buying her crap!

[charadester]

Is that collar a special piece of equipment from Mental Health Services?

[ratdancefever3000]

Cindy, you are such a liar. God has not sent you. We know your prophecies have failerd before just like Harold Camping. You're a phoney and a dud. Whatever you set up will fall, and great will be its fall.

[edgwaterprog]

So she is a teabagger? 

[ftworthwolfcub]

Well, blasphemy is still blasphemy.. Look at the "Lambs" on Daystar, now those 2 are as demon posessed as it gets..

[kittykgirl]

What spaceship did this bitch get off of and did we do some anal probes on her...hmm...it? She must be the leader. Look at that commander's outfit she is wearing!!!!

[MsMailbawx]

I think shes a skitzo....or the god of complete bullshit is talking to her.

[lildrummerboy89]

she is satan, i knew it. dont they warn about the wolf in sheep's clothing?

[ThePg45]

She should have prophesies about her outfits not about the world because she clearly don´t know how to dress. Stupid fuck she is, daammm

[dnicholsoncole]

She is a blasphemer, constantly taking 'the Lord's name in vain by speaking as if she knows exactly what 'God' thinks and says. I hope her 'Lord' deals with with her appropriately. Nothing less than stoning will do.

[Nanniechan]

.....Just shut the fuck up bitch.. Never heard of breathing???

[ewm512]

Satan is the only person that would ever wear that.

[bricmpt]

Hey lady, read the Bible.  WOMEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PREACH (or speak in public). I guess you just keep the parts you like.

[CanTake8]

She knows some biblical-sounding phrases and makes up the rest as she goes along.

Why does it look like she makes her own clothes… the gets dressed in the dark?

[seahorse05]

Is this an audition or a out-take for a new wacko religious theme star trek TV show?

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

Oscar meyer called they want back their wiener casing back

[DefaceYourDemons]

Cluck cluck, Cindy, more nasties from your wardrobe?

[oz2319er]

how long can she breathe without the helmet?

[ericpgriffith]

OK well the collar of this jacket is making your neck look really short and fat. It also looks a bit small for you because it's opening at the bust line. Now when wearing a 3/4 sleeve coat, please resist the urge to also wear a longer sleeve blouse underneath (it looks wrong in so many ways). Also if you're not really sure what kind of jewelry to wear with an outfit, just ask honey. It seems as if you got Jackie O and Jenny from the Block all mixed up. With love, your sassy gay friend.

[raleighzoom]

Looks like something Zippy the Pinhead might wear.

[Haze736]

You can see that she's "born again." It looks like her head is popping out of a floppy, loose vagina!

[p4jkafla]

She epitomizes the very definition of mentally ill. She really needs help.

[n2bbuilding]

OMG! You guys are so hilarious!!

[WishboneAshFan]

Looks like she forgot the helmet to her space suit.

[n2bbuilding]

@WishboneAshFan BWAHAHAHHAHA

[AngieCee1]

@WishboneAshFan

/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[sftrajan]

"the Rubios" - that wack senator from Florida?

[jmasura]

Somebody should tell her that the red bracelet wasn't a pro-life bracelet. It was Stephen Colbert's "WristStrong" campaign.

[TheHamkites]

d e l u s i o n

What are you reaching for? Office? Power? Money? All of the above. Lies in the name of righteousness and GOD himself are evil, woman.

[iamestrella]

Oh god, if you exist - smite this women. Smite her right in the face.

[GimmieUtoob]

Why is she talking on behalf of God?  Why does she think she possesses that authority?

[denisasitis]

Does god have her home phone number ? How does she get off the ward.

[homerth1555]

That collar is an abomination!

[edgwaterprog]

@homerth1555 I wonder what continents where flooded because of it?

[donatellanobody]

Perhaps God is testing the idea with focus groups.

Stupid bitch.

[MuskleBear]

OMLoG!! one of the FUNNIEST freakin videos I've ever seen! I mean, I know it's not nice to laugh at the mentally handicapped, but FOR REALS! This is freakin funny! Almost as good as the NOM crazies part 5! *giggle*

The only people more stupid than this moron are the people who believe what she's saying! LMAO Joke is on them - they're losing the battle with reality!

[BeatManSpank]

...then the red-shelled turtle popped it's head out and said, "..."

[ImShaNayYNay]

P.S. - Your dress is ridiculous.

[GodDiscussion]

@ImShaNayYNay I call it her "Judy Jetson Power Suit."

[Pisces31660]

@GodDiscussion LMAO Judy Jetson that's it!!! 

[unclemike]

A righteous and just God would have done something about that outfit.

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

@unclemike Looks like a spacesuit without the helmet.

[ImShaNayYNay]

Go ahead and start your third party. You can split Republican votes between religious fascists and fiscal conservatives. Neither party will ever be able to get enough votes. Theocratic retard.

[godshiva]

WTF?

[HenhousetheRed]

In that dress you look like a gigantic Devil. Mhmmm, gurl.

[fromdabosch]

twat

[rustywheeler]

srsly: they were saying this shit when I was in gradeschool in the '80s.

[CountessEntwistle]

...and yet God hasn't said anything about her awful dress and her lesbian haircut...

[drwas]

INSANE!!!