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  • fluffee will u please eat some chips, like motha fucka please

    

  • wait.... smashed window to open the door from the outside.... how can you open the door from the outside if its locked anyways? Fluffe, you dawggawn goofed.

  • my friend showed me u and im not gonna dislike the vid but i didnt think it was funny u hav no emotion when u speak and i kinda jst got bored

  • I would have told her you're going too die and there is no way you could ever escape... you're going too be in your car forever

  • She should have died.We wouldnt want her to have dumb ass kids and have more dumb asses in the world,we have too many already!

  • @countrygirl999999 If she had died, she would've certainly received a Darwin Award :)

  • @HelenaVanCity Haha!

  • LOLOLOL

  • Pahaha, She would have dumbassed herself to death! <3

  • i would of mest with her 2

  • She would have dumbass herself to death. HaHa.

  • 0:36 O yea, door's open now

  • dumb-assed herself to death xP

  • ey shut the fuck up canadian

  • hey this was uploaded on my b-day cool this video is crazy gotta  be a blond!!!!

  • you can do that

  • let me guess she was blonde and american

  • This dude is fuuny

  • hahahahahaha dumbass bitch!!!

  • wow! 65 likes on my comment sweet

  • Well, some cars don't have a nub on thier door to lock it, but yeah, stupid.

  • was she blonde?

  • Only Canadians....smh

  • The world would have been a better place if she died in her car that day.

  • i really could see this happening, that's sad to say but still, THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

  • she was probably blond

  • This was the first video of his i saw, First thought, broken condom baby..

  • LOLLLL "are you able to slap yourself in the face?"

  • She would have dumbassed herself to death. haha.

  • You. are. awesome. btw love the accent

    

  • EAT BABY!

  • she would've dumb-assed herself to death...lol

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  • L O L

  • SWEET accent!!

  • @TheTech2011 he doesn't have an accent to me.

  • @PruaneFan115

    That's pretty ironic, since I've seen that exact same comment, word for word, on at least 15 videos so far. Windows is spelled "wndows" on every single one of them.

  • was she blonde?

  • dumbassed herself to death

  • @PruaneFan115 you are awesome...

  • she would have dumbassed her self to death LOL

  • i love when you said "fucked".. Haha.! I'm not gay ==

  • yr cute [; lol juss had to say it [x

  • this s why 50% of kids are smarter than adults kids are inventors. I once fixe my bke with my bare hands ( tried to pull a jump yeah owch). im 13 and i teach adults how to use FREAKING COMPUTORS its beacuse adults rely to much on technology. I mean come on damn.

  • @AwsomeARod33 what u said doesnt really make sence.if adults are so reliant on technology why would u need to teach then how to use a computer?

  • @happyangelbaby125 now that i re-read it i sound like a dumb ass

  • @AwsomeARod33 lol its ok ive had those moments too

  • LMFAO

  • LOL this is so funny !!!

  • that bitch deserved to parish

  • She almost dumbassed herself to death - loled!

  • Woman:i cant open my door!!!

    Dispacher:Try honking the horn

    Woman:its not working

    D:hmmmmm try to kick the windsheild out

    w:ow!! i hve glass in my foot

    D:*click*(hangs up)

    D =dispacher

    W=woman

  • I lost it when she called the police

  • LOL

  • "She could've dumbassed herself to death" Lmfao,best line ever!

  • i was at the food and wine festival at epcot and someone was driving on the wrong side of the road.drunk basterd.gives other drunk basterds a bad name.

  • tip:never drink anything while watching his videos

  • family guy moment :D

  • lmfao! Ya'know what sad I have locked myself in my car XD We had a bad ice storm and I pulled over at a gas station and couldnt get out of my car cuz the ice lol

  • wtf

  • uhm... i dunno why, but i've tryed this before, i was messing with a friend, to lock me into the car, to prove that once ur in a car, u can open it.. he locked me in... (WV Passat TDI, amde in 2000... has no .. uhm... things that u can pull up to open the door, only if u pull the handle.. which only works if you lock it from the inside) so i tryed to get it opened, and i couldnt.. so he won the bet... and got me recorded, asking him to open the door -.-" the vid isnt up on youtube, but he has it

  • @imdaprince2 um i dont know what kind of dumbass disease you have but a joke is ment to be funny, and like she said how the fuck are we supossed to know its a joke. If you said at the end of the comment something like "lol jk" it would've been fine butbyou just made yourself look like a dick

  • Not to fluffee to the "person" below me

  • @darkness5011 have you been Dumbassed?

  • Woman are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right, I just have sex with them.

  • @imdaprince2

    dude... there are people in youtube that are women...

    women aren't stupid, just some. men aren't as smart either! you can't even spell it right, so why insult us?!

    let me teach you, kindergartener.

    woman: one lady

    woMEN: more than one lady

    i don't think you are going to have sex with any girl around here if you can't spell right... you're the one who's stupid, dude.

  • @alipazagaful HAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW!!!! Go listen to Mc Vagina show me your genitals...it's an insider joke...damn why do people have to take shit up the ass for? Seriously, listen to the song and then u can shut the fuck up

  • @imdaprince2

    O.o

    well how am i suppose to know it was a fucking joke?! you don't hear that everyday in your life?! you actually think people would laugh at a so called "joke" is someone actually said, "Woman are stupid and i don't respect them. that's right, i just have sex with them"

    i don't know, but possibly 0 out of a million would laugh at that. i'm not listening to any stupid song, i have never heard of such a song, and maybe other hasn't. grow some balls and shut up.

  • @alipazagaful Um! This is youtube. I said it was an insider joke, I never said it was meant to be funny, understand? And first and foremost, I don't give a shit about what you consider to be funny or not be funny. Grow some balls? I'm sure I'm acting like a complete child right now, but it's none of your business. Obviously you have an obsession with pain because you want people to respond angrily to your inside needs, but I'm better than that. Just mind your own business next time, okay?

  • @imdaprince2

    how could i mind my own business if you are actually writing it where EVERYONE can see? you know what, forget it. i don't wanna argue. i should mind my own business and you shouls watch what you say. i'm not the only one.

  • Dumbassed'!!! Laughed my ass off!

  • lol!!

  • hmm... i wonder if i could lock myself in a car? F$%& NO

  • She would have dumbassed herself to death LMFAO

  • LOL your out your out now go get tested for retardation

  • was she blonde...

  • @luckytayrules

    i'd believe this story if she was blonde.

  • People like this deserve to die. It stops them from spreading their stupidity genes around to future generations. I mean, SERIOUSLY.

    How the FUCK do you lock yourself if your car?

  • 133 people locked themselves in there own car.

  • OMFG IM NEVER DRINKING MILK AND WATCHING HIM!!!

  • @MrJuggaloguy uhhh why?

  • @AutomatonGames i was to stoned to remember me saying this

  • @MrJuggaloguy HEY, YOU WERENT DRINKING CRANBERRY JUICE ON A WHITE CARPET!!!

  • LMAO omg! I literally just lol'd @ "If she didn't have a phone she probably would've curled up and died in there"! Reminds me of that joke: You're so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. LMAO Fluffee you are one funny man XD

  • LOL

  • love youuuu mennnn ! keep going !

  • hysterical

  • 133 people got locked in their car

  • I pull the lock up all the time in th car(and it works electronically) this lady was just dumb

  • where do u come up with this shit lmfao

  • your awesome man!!

  • LMAO!!! dumbassed herself to death---that would be a funny quote to be put on one of your T-shirts lol

  • My grandma did the same thing.... didnt have her phone she just decided to kick the windshield in............ shes 74 lol

  • I got locked on my bicycle.

  • dumbassed herself to death LMFAO

  • She got locked in the car because she wasn't in the kitchen!

  • iv been locked of ny dirtbike bike before cause i thought i needed a key lmfao

  • i guess 133 people got locked in their car

  • "alrite alrite alrite your gonna need to calm down mame now i want you to find a sharpe object and start pokeing air holes on the top of your roof. okay? and once you can breath a little better find a heavy object then smash one of your windows, and once have a window smashed see if you can reach the outside handle"

  • how do you get stuck in a fukkin kar stupid !!!

  • I Feel FLuffeeTalks should be more appreciated.

  • she would have dumbassed herself 2 death lol(:

  • r u able to slap your self in the face?

  • what happend 2:05

  • WOMEN CAN'T DRIVE .... Proven

  • @awkball No man..has nothing to do with sex (male or female). Just sheer studipty.

  • @EnigmaWolf you ruined the point of me commenting here.... i have now lost my troll-like ways damn :(

  • LOL!

  • XDD Dumbassed herself to Death. Red Foreman should have used that

  • haha retardation lol

  • lmao wow that chick must b a blonde!!! and fluffee i love u. u r so hilarious

  • oh wow wat a dumbass

  • I say the guy taking the call should have just hung up and let her die. We don't need anymore dumbasses in the world, thats what we have the Jersey Shore people for.

  • how would she get in her car she wouldn't be able to open her car door

  • wow

  • lol dambassed herself to death hahaha priceless :')

  • lol x) woow!

  • 133 ppl locked there selves inside there car :P

  • man she missed out on earning a Darwin Award hahahaha 

  • wtf wft wft she should be shot wtf

  • calm down, you say your locked in your car? ok, are you able to slap yourself in the face?

  • Lol most cars now days you can just pull the hand from the inside and it will unlock.....

  • dumbassed herself to death. hahahahahah!

  • What has our country come to!!!!! Why are we so stupid!!!

  • that happend to me once, then i realized i was stoned and it wasn't even my car. WTF?!

  • Man didn't they make a Family Guy episode with something like that in it. And they thought they were just being funny....

  • @TimmehsWorld its not that hard to unlock one of the doors manually

  • hey fluffee can u find longer articles to rant on, i do my current events from ur articles and it has to be long

  • I got locked in my mom's car.....when i was 5.....

  • @RachelxD19 PULL UP PULL UP!!!!!!!!!!

  • who the fuck gets locked inside a fuckin car

  • im in love with this guy! the things he comes up with are just so hilarious!<33

  • Hahaha I just started laughing my ass off when he said what he was gonna say to her

  • LMFAO "now are you able to slap yourself in the face"

  • she Od'd on retardedness.

  • I want to get locked in a car like her with a sharp object

  • OMFG i <3 fluffee so much LMAF

    

  • 420 veiws hahahah

  • FLUFFEE FOREVER!!!!!!!!

  • lol one of the recommended videos is the actuall 911 call Fluffee is describing.

  • that would so be me haha lol just kidding but yea i would have told her to do a lot a unuseful stuff

  • LOL dumb assed herself to death

  • i think she was high... maybe she drank tha bong water

  • ...FLuffee where do you find these facts out? But you do prove a valid point.

  • omg my mom did the same thing... well not the gettin locked in the car, but driving up one way and other cars comin down haha! Me and mom were in louisville, Ky and she had to be fucked up or something and she started goin up a one way and all these cars were comin at us and i was like MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOIN! then all of a sudden a cop came. and yah i can say you can probly guess the ending! ...... she got away freee lol..... she's pretty hahah XD

  • haha this women wouldnt have died of heat from being locked in her car she would have died of stupidity shes probably blonde...

  • i like when you say "out"

  • Dumbasses herself to death XD

    imma make that a shirt :P

  • "Alright now ma'am grab an object smash your window and see if you can reach the handle through the window" "It still won't open?, How about considering climbing out of your window" "Ok so you're ok now?" "Good now go back into your car and stare at your lock and think of why your window is now smashed"

  • Dumbasses herself to death,,,lolol

  • /watch?v=SbX_I_lrmIc&feature=r­elated for the call :)

  • Dumb-Assed herself to death!!!! haaahaa :)

  • break the window?

  • 132 people need to get locked into ther car

  • Why can't we be friends

  • Hhahahhah I Love This Video!!!! :)

  • "dumbassed herself to death" LMFAO! PRO!

    "alright ma'am, calm down calm down. so you say you're locked in your car? right, now are you able to slap yourself in the face?"

    OMG!

  • "dumbassed herself to death" LMFAOOOOO!

  • HA HA HA SHE SOULD OF BEEN IN DE KITCHEN

  • hilarious

  • 131 people locked themselves in their cars too

  • @GoldenKnight422 141 people do an't no haow 2 spell.

  • your mums so stupid she locked her self in a car

  • fucken funny!!!!

    

  • She could have dumbassed herself to death

  • eye seizure hold 3

  • @THESMACKTALKER1 Not funny..

  • hah

  • um 911 uhhh well i kinda need too wipe my ass but i dont wanna use my hands because thats just wrong / umm mam are you on ur toilet / why yes yes i am did u try looking next too you for some toilet papper / oo oooo thats what thats for i thought it was for when get outta the shower / nooo mam thats what a towels for.....

  • @THESMACKTALKER1 You deserve a unfunny medal.