Aliens abducting Cows

[16nowhereman]

What about aliens adbucting insects like ants, worms, mosquitoes. Is anyone looking into this? Anyway, the government should be reinbursing these farmers for these cows.

[StormblAYst]

sooo...super intelligent alien beings from another dimension/space (or something) cant see through those hilarious outfits?! nice

[denexwnicknamegamwto]

They took 'r cows!!!

[2314asfadsf23]

Is this real? Haha, because if it is that is fucking amazing! Haha, I'd dress my cow to look like a alien.

[MyTypingSux]

beef....its whats for dinner.

[Trioptio]

It's just logical. In other planets they discovered us long time ago. Their government passed some laws that stablished it is illegal to interact with humans and living things on our planet. But meat is soooo delicious that there are mugglers and crime organizations that come here, steal cows and sell them to the rich people on Kepler 22b' black market.

[meelOOkintoo]

Cow camo? Sounds like a business opportunity...

[anatoliaxelrod]

Farmers might negotiate some return for each cow, what difference who to sell.

[Barnekkid]

Are they losing that many cows that they have to put them in camo? I think what I'd do is stake 24 hour guards armed with SAMs.

[explodingshroom]

@smores1958 ok sure so hes gonna fly all the way to Austria to kill a kid with a chainsaw right sure

[killacam218]

i guess aliens like hamburgers too...

[apiadatedemi]

this is stupid people need education such as in south africa the irak everywhere like such as...

[Shamsuzzohan]

I am seeing so many cows. wow!

[ArrDeeSee9]

Aliens abducting cows? well they are delicious

[RobMonty248]

*I am guessing here, most the mutalations where going to be food, but they did what most of us should do, Throwi it back. Corn fed cows are pretty much producing meat with little to no vitamins in it. Replace protien from meat as from the studies ive seen it really has almost noting in it. Maybe the aliens want to eat them and wont? Maybe they are seeing how bad we messed up beautiful cows nature provided for us? Corn pretty much drains the body of minerals, especially processed corn. =)

[triggerpulle5488]

yeah wheres the proof damit atleast a 5 sec video lol lmao that shyt had me dying with the cow dress in black

[WulfBand]

This is what happens when you have Open Boarders :(

[laserjock99]

how wired it is still eating grass when it goes up.....

FAKE

[4FunPlayin]

Who knows maybe the aliens want milk. They don't have females with "Got Milk?" T-Shirts.

[INMATE2468]

Lol last cow looks like kkk

[FireypepperCP]

@INMATE2468

So true.

[Threadu]

show da proof

[verone16]

no thats not it they want to eat cereal 

[LLS12341]

SHOW THE PRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[Tay9879]

why do they take cows? maybe they make burgers out of them. but if they took justin bieber........................­...

[bojibri]

cattle terroirism????? damn terrorists

[CMKify]

take this shit off of me.

[PimpMatt0]

mexicans...

[BobbyO11717]

aliens should go toMc Donalds like the resr of us!

[kenfo0]

@BobbyO11717 nothing at mcdonalds is made of beef. well, maybe the apple pie....

[mikeysdreamgal]

rotfl

[MinnesotaFlash]

Rolling laughing here !!!!

[RollerWillow]

Hmmm... I know! They just want beef and milk!

[jkais3r1]

hahaha... imagine if the grass outfits were white.. kkk cows hahaha

[Zolja85]

1:43 omfg now cows hawe a chance becouse i bought SUPER COW to protect them like that cloak and mask will help anyway that cow is going to die from fear of not seeing anything Human goes near 1 poke at the cow MUHANA dead oO

[GODDAMNSASQUATCH]

The cows nuked all aliens planets too.

[Dogcog]

payed actors -.-

[c1zx]

Put a bomb inside a cow that goes off when the eye ball gets pulled out.

[Neithie]

@c1zx You need to research about this topic a bit more clearly :P

[dafsr4]

THEY TOOK MEH COHWAS

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THEY TOOK MMEHGFTHKDBFG

[MrHellsAngel666]

@brandon9966 lol i didnt even know that comment was made, but in my opinion ignorant Americans lol i have no problem with white people haha

[edv177]

aint tht cute, she put green rain coats on the cows HAHAHA

[jlebesis]

Grass outfits...ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL I think a cow would rather be abducted, and blown up, than wear that!!! :)

[letseatsomecowsyo]

Cattle Terrorism. Be afraid.

[toxickatie]

Anyone click the link in the pants bar? Lulz are ensured. I'm 100% sure this is all fake but it's freaking hilarious.

[Trepy007]

i like the orange truck, behind the second man, yes the dodge, i ever

want to get one since the Twister Movie....please santa Bring me

one this christmas....

[MrHellsAngel666]

wtf is wrong with white people

now theyre calin aliens as terrorists ? HAHAHAHHAH

[SuperAce009]

fuckin halarious the space people can fly millions of miles, dont get caught w/ our technology but some antlers & grass suits will fool them. Im embarrassed to be from this planet thx people. Im from Kansas too! shit!!! double fucked !!!

[Mensahwatts]

lol this is so sillyish

[HelplessPeon]

@Mensahwatts You'd think so at first... Do a little research though, think you'll be intrigued.

[Mensahwatts]

@HelplessPeon I know this stuff is going on-just that some of the things in this video is sillyish

[Jackle61]

Stay alert! Your cow could be next!

[MyRandomParadise]

In soviet Russia cow abducts you :)

[2ndOfTheSevenCircles]

lol you guys!havent you seen southpark?theres the answer about cows...

[gamestory13]

America is making new words ! ..... Terrorism´´.

[WalterNPerry]

OMG that is hysterical...Antlers I almost PIMP. Americans are just getting dumber and dumber. Thats Bush country for sure. I wonder if GW dresses his animals up like secret service..puts sunglasses on em and ear pieces..you're safe now elroy!

[HelplessPeon]

@WalterNPerry Bush has been outta office for quite sometime now. Educate yourself a bit before you speak.

[Hey55zeus]

Cattle Terrorism! LMFAO

[roryfitzpatric]

wow are southereners this retarded? if people are there 24/7 and u havent seen ufos than its not ailens, and the antler guy? the ailens that are there aren't stupid like redneck farmers.

[Troylglover]

I live in Kentucky, and I can tell you, cow theft is an art but its not alien.

their just very very good at it.

[alexis5921]

wow they are putting antlers and grass on the cows they are stupid they dont know that aliens are smarter than the average human and einstein

[theleft4deadgod2]

at of all the thangs they could get they get cows wtf

[frankyland2007]

funny as crap.

[bigjo2188]

ALIENS NEED LOVIN TO

[Reyaz100]

put some panties!!! lol

[punkismyname1]

y cows?

[ecjl87]

is this real? i mean.. i can't tell if this is a joke or something that happens

[hilbertdepilbert]

@ecjl87

This happens for real.They took my beloved milkingcow from my barn just yesterday!

[ecjl87]

@hilbertdepilbert i meant the video, not the fact that aliens abduct cows, i believe they even abduct humans, sometimes i can't sleep at night because i'm sacared ._., seriously

[ecjl87]

@hilbertdepilbert and how happened? how did you notice that they took your cow?

[youusedupallthesyrup]

What about the cow....? I'm sure they're violated as well.

[grinderbike]

dammit I cant tell whats going on. Red necks are usually not very smart, but Im pretty sure its your attempt at humor. like your thinking everyone who isnt a red neck is gullible right? or are you really still stupid? hmm tell ya what ya need is a billy the kid, to take down this ring of alien bandits

[ladislav3030]

Only in the states does this weird as shit happen! Fuck i've heard of hill billies an they still exist in the back hills, but i never knew that the everyday folk do this shit too! Now that is way to fucking out there! Way to fucking weird for my tastes!

[westside159]

its been going on .

[yourmama00005]

your a fucken dumb shit

[l23722]

Is that a joke?

[smp156]

it wuz teh Kittehz flying UFO

teh kittehz seez caow and sez "can i haz cheezburger"?

but seriously, i dont think you can trick the aliens with the antlers and grass coats. i mean, they've obviously mastered the science of inter-stellar travel and such.

[bingoboy14]

you fucking ass hole humans aliens are cool i said hello to one on my phone it interferd with my phone and i said hello to it so fuck off humans stop killing them there no harm there like us its not there fult they keep abdukting its there nature and yous ass holes cant stop them the more you attack then they will start to kill so leave them the now and it will be ok.

[musicGrlz1]

@bingoboy14 wow are you on drugs? and for crying out loud you have aghetto trayler moulth

[mbmaccin555555]

@bingoboy14 Lmfao! wow.....Are you trying to be serious?

[mikey16piet]

@bingoboy14 lmao!

[DrPretorias]

PROOF that Elvis still lives! He was abducted by aliens but because they keep him alive they need beef burgers!!

[drpravda]

Why not tie explosives to the cows that will detonate if they get abducted?

Thay would teach thoose darn aliens not to mess with Mother Nature ^^ !!

[kisameitachiakatsuki]

get a fucking shoot gun and shoot those mother fuckers

[EvenL33tland]

you gotta be kidding me...

[ChristineHades]

why cows???

Why not horses? or Goats??

XD

[supergenius1994]

LOL, they are trying to outsmart a species a thousand times more advanced then us, they probably use infrared anyways

[ohmydaysitsjosh]

LOLOLOLOLOL GRASS COW FTW.

[cattledogandstaffy]

Has ANYONE noticed that the only country aliens are ever spotted in is America? Y not australia?! Huh??!!! And, another example, everywhere i ever hear about sea monsters & aliens and stuff, they r ALWAYS in every other country except 4 australia!!! If any 1 knows a video that was filmed in australia of a sighting of an alien or somthing, i will b shocked!!

[karaokepiet]

idiots!

[romefox]

Versace is releasing its new line up of grass clothing for cows coming soon.

[rockyonemambo]

it's the aliens exacting their revenge. cows have been abducting aliens for centuries...

[KyleMcGyle]

@rockyonemambo this is where quantum physics comes into play with other dimensions with different worlds that are like ours but completely opposite.

[qiovanni]

provide each cow with a bomb-collar set to explode once it reaches over 20 meters of altitude!

[kibakid1]

screw disguiseing them

train the cows to use guns

that'll solve your all your problems

[ragnagna007]

yeah but if u teach the cows how to use guns , they'll revolt and we'll have a cow revolution...

Then the human race will be tried at a cow tribunal for mass genocide --__-

[sixfouimpala]

THERE TOOK OUR JOBS !!!!

[steve0281]

This was pretty good.

[ColonelGaypenguin]

These awful abductions must explain the high price of beef these days. The poor farmers, but at least they are not taking it laying down.

[BiagioComo]

They are Theives!!! LMAO!!!!!!!

[ionskies]

funny,but dressing cows in grass outfits won't they start to eat each other ?

[MsThanhtran]

wow a cow costume disguese smart. ha ha n wat the hell are the alians goin to do with cows.

[Niixh0]

JAJAJAJJA

ROFLMAO

LOLyou feel like violated, thats the way I feelxD

[PhotoAnimationGuy]

the antler guy.... funniest thing ever

[bossbig1]

WTF!! lol grass outfits for the cows LMAO!!

[MasterdanJr]

The Theory Aliens Love gang banging cows period.

They also like milk :)

[mrpeckproductions]

Hmmmmm.....cow disguises....anyway this stuff actually does happen! My cousin had purchased 10 goats 2 weeks ago.....and over night 10 goats disappeared! We live in a rural area of New Mexico in a samall community where all our neighbors are friends and family so no thieves! We went four wheelin, driving, hiking! I can understand them being lost but within a 30 mile radius and not even bodies or bones? Seems a little strange to me......plus his wife was FURIOUS! XD So just be careful I guess....

[datzfast]

so if an animal goes missing its always

visitors from outer space? your batshit crazy

[bbnnq]

WTF!?!LMAO

What is up with cows and aliens?

[tashtash156]

i was lafin so much in the first few secondS!!!!!!

"so how do you feel about these alions from outer space stealing your cows?"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lovelycars1]

whoever made this video probably told them what to say look at the way they sound.

[AliensRkool]

ALIENS DESERVE COWS TOO!

they probably don't have any on their planet, so they just took a few! what's the big deal, anyways?

[boomerskr3w]

But these people are acting like its all the Ets that are bad ..There giving the benevolent ones a bad image.

Plus it looks kind of stage .. i mean the antler guy and see how he passes the 2 people and it looks staged as they mock him. Come on ...like Dr Greer said he doesnt believe half those stories about cow mutilation.didt you think the Govt wants to give them a bad image for the NWO.Look up Project Bluebeam it will explain.

Namaste

[boomerskr3w]

You know its they greys who abduct .The benevolent ones wont take you without your concent..Freewill.and thats why they havent shown up.Not many people on earth know why they are here so dont ask for help.When indeed they want to help us.Theres just to much Bad energy from this planet.And We the people need to get rid of all this Fear and Bad karma and welcome them to us.The time is soon

Happiness to All

Namaste

[MAGES4477]

have u ever thought to think of the cows predetors, people stealing the cows. grusome pranks and stuff. but its aliens becuase its fukin grusome or they missing. like wtf a us marine thruogh a puppy off a cliff if they didnt a camra they would hav blamed it on the Iraqys u kno.

[2SidesOfAShinyCoin]

if an alien says take me to your leader, then we're to a dairy farm!!! or burger king....

[pdykta]

maybe they need the species for their research labs :)

[FathomLordKarathr]

most of the time when cows get%2Proxy-Connection: keep-alive

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bducted they find them dead wit

[SymbolicNickolaus]

LMAO GRASS CAMOUFLAGES

[yewa92]

hahahahaXD deer antlers and grass camouflages

[YaHWeH73]

The cow with the camouflage is just hilarious! 5 stars for that lady! :D

[TheDeathMonkeighs]

None of them ever specifically said their own cows were taken, when they were taken, or how many were taken.

[habreezo]

n 1820 a man named fredrick osloft one day he was working in his lab until a ghost came by and killed him the next morning fredrick was nowhere to be seen 100 years later two boys went in the lab as a dare the boys where never seen again where aparently murdered now that u have read this comment tonight when u go to sleep the two boys and fredrick will come and murder you but you can stop this by posting this comment on 5 other videos by midnight im sorry i relly hate these things :'(

[ru11zz]

hahahahahahahahah

haaak thuuuuu :D

[kaygy1]

cows just may be the most intelligent life on earth.

[ziberteck]

Hehe... I'm shocked how so many people believe in life in space.

[segroves]

well the probability is very high.

over thousands and millions of stars that you see in the night sky can contain trillions of life.

[ziberteck]

That's just an excuse to waste money on NASA >.>

[rooster954]

moo

[IAMMIKE456]

COWmaflague XD

[omniexistus]

hee hee hee ha ha ha ho ho ho!!!

[olivernewsweekly]

Geez I hope they don't come for my cow. Maybe that's how one of her horns got damaged trying to get away .....

[omniexistus]

didn't realize cows have horns only the bulls but wtf do I know

[dimitriuss]

They use The cows genetics for whatever it could improve for their own species, anything usefull they will imlaant into their own DNA

[heliocbs]

LOL

[ngrafton2006]

Gotta love the antlers:)

[SouthernJediFilms]

Cattle terrorism?! XD

This video for the win!

[ToaRaptian]

"You feel like you're violated"

LOL!!!

[ndcookie96]

wat r thes people on

[violetbloodtimisoara]

STUPID FAT AMERICANS!

[SupermarioMadness]

F**k u to u F**king terrorist basted

[violetbloodtimisoara]

hahaha , stupid retard kid.

[animefanclay]

Whoops I meant to click the green thumbs up, not the red one on your comment supermariomadness(nice name though)... but violetbloodtimisoara, u suk a*s, u terrorist f*ck!

[SupermarioMadness]

Thanks,

the nerve of some people, dam terrorist

>(

your right to HALO DOES ROCKS!!!!!!!!!.

[hammercop160]

lmao wooow fuckin dumbasses really think aliens are takin there cows lmao!!

[elteescat]

But aliens really ARE taking the cows! It's seriously serious!!! 0_0 MOOOO!!!

[DECA555]

lol at cattle terrorism

"new word" my dick...or cock

[zuzieqz]

is this real?

[wiccan4ever]

ok, um, VIOLATED?!?!?!?! we going a bit 2 far mabye?

[42sportsstar]

omg cattle terrorism lol

[Richey2009]

"cattle terrorism" LOL

[NekoRitsukaKun]

these people are retarded

[MattBlytheTheOne]

i think it is great idea! disguise them as reindeer that'll f*ck the aliens up!

[greenvanholzer]

I like the guy who says hes not going to tell the antler guy how ridiculous he is, because that would be rude, but then goes ahead and tells the TV!

The grass outfit woman beats all though. My first impression was that this might actually work.

Then I thought that if any aliens picked up my thoughts on this, I hope they had a good laugh on me!

[CombatShortys]

how about armored cows lmao ok i cant breath

[MattBlytheTheOne]

laughing too hard prolly

[themanyone]

I would bet there (also?) may be one or two human cattle thieves masquerading as aliens. (What? Thieves using a disguise? No way!) But, um, they would need one of my round flying car designs to do that.

[TabbyCat1315]

poor cows with their grass outfits lol... wierd farmers.... CATTLE TEROISM?? HAHAHA

Aliens though??? even if they did exist why would they take cows??? :L god these people make me laugh

[SeverusWeasley]

Rofl cattle terrosism! :P

[0scrawny0brauny0]

hahahahahha cattle terroism

thats funny.

[kneverr]

Just another viral video.

This campaign is from the California Milk Advisory Board, you know the "Got Milk" people.

Wake-up people; do some research... damn!

[sunflowers86]

lol love the cow outfit and horn idea. I think it's cute....

[Salad714]

how do u kno if ur cow waz aducted

[01Kore]

Do you think this is real or just joking?

[AlienVisitor]

No man its a joke nobody is dressing up cows in costumes lol,do you really think the old couple mocking with the horn symbol was real?

[igobeyontv]

Are you kidding me?

[formless777]

Antler guy is a legend :D

[ixcanxdream]

catle terroist wtf lmao

[Iglovecupcakes]

Oh yeah. that girl has gone something alright.

[rha101]

Did that first guy say he likes to violate cows?

[AmandaRox12345]

is this real