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  • Happy the prick is rotting in hell!

  • and one big crazy donner kebab! lol fucking hilarious!

  • sounds indian

  • That's all I'm sayin, good night :-)

  • two things to pity:

    1- doner kebab has nothing to do with where this guy comes from.

    2- the doner kebab they eat in europe (plus that sauce etc.) sucks way too much :( tastes so disgusting that makes me cry :*(

    (i'm turkish)

  • @howcomeitis Who said a kebab had anything to do where comes from? And they must be good or they wouldn't sell...

  • @scotzgeezer justin bieber must be good or he wouldn't sell

  • @terfikerfi What are you babbling on about

  • @howcomeitis

    Tell me what European country you visited that confirmed this for you. Poland, right?

  • @covermethis1 it does sound like navid ha ha

  • I'm sure it is Navid haha! 

  • The typical stereotype of Scottish people is that they are aggressive drunk hobos who do nothing but eat Indian takeaways, watch lame tv soaps and rant at you if you block their view of the tv... well lemme tell ya something IT'S NOT A STERIOTYPE IT'S TRUE!!!!!! D:

  • What makes me a good demoma- I mean terrorist!?

  • I don't really remember writing that comment or seeing this vid. It doesn't really seem like my style. It is possible that I was attracted by the title and disappointed by the lack of Scottishness. Sorry if I offended at least I didn't give it thumbs down. What's a pie anyway (I'm not jewish I'm an abbo). :(I)

  • @covermethis1 looks like him too:L<3

  • that doesn't sound scottish

  • sounds more like indian :P

  • hhahahaha

  • One fuckin' DEAD motherfucker! YAY!

  • "BURKFARST"

  • Lolno.

  • wtf ?

  • This vid's a sick-mental freek-magnet... an' it's not e'en that funny.

  • @twistedmindsex calm it ya pie :L

  • Judging by the humorous tone here, you mean to be tellin me that he WASN'T actually Scottish? I always thought he was.

  • HOLY FUCK THATS THE GUY OOT THE SHOP DOOWN THE STREET FAE ME

  • Haha, lol i must admit this is kindaa funy

  • Doomguy u sick fck.. Bet ye canny get a shag never mind rape ya turd... Bet ye sit with yer wee teeny bell end wishing u had the balls to b a man... Hope you choke on your vomit n die.... Any1 with a sick mentality needs a bullet in them.. You reprobate piece of shit on my shoe...now fck off n go die a horrible death.. Make this world a nicer place to live if bastards like you wer hung.. Ya fckin rat face wee weasel...

  • GENOCIDE HAS A PERMANENT NEUROLOGICAL COMPONENT once it COMPLETELY REGISTERS WITHIN THE NERVOUS SYSTEM. that is how oppressive bp are. i'm asking people to blow my head clean off the page.

    small amounts of black & white relationships are tolerable but not LARGE AMOUNTS that CROSS the THRESHOLD of what a GENOCIDE IS.

  • N ONE BIG CRAZY DONOR KEBAB

  • Its clearly a Scottish/Indian or Scottish/Pakistani accent.

  • You know what's funnier than this commercial? The fact that this bastard is dead!

  • we didn't even give you, hope you don't mind.

  • @DrBlastphemy

    I don't know which bit of Scotland you're from, but it sure sounds like Sanjeev Kohli to me...

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah " and a nanbread on the side "

  • Fkn quality

  • I wonder if he ever got his tonic wine :o

  • @JakePollock1 Buckfast tonic wine*

  • Oh Good, Bin Laden Travelled to Hell

  • I've heard pakis in scotland talk like this. It's defo funny

  • @unrealeck Love the casual racism. The accent is Scottish Asian - anyone from Glasgow or its surrounding areas will have heard it.

  • @Johnston67 Glad you liked it.

  • @Johnston67 Yep, I have.

  • give him a deep fat fried mars bar, that should fuck his health up hah lol!

  • Sounds reasonable to me.

  • frankie boyle!!!!!

  • So funny! In Italy we have Bin Laden speaking Sardinian, he says lots of bullsh*t:D

  • indian, wi a definite scottish accent.. ya dafties

  • That's like asian scottish

  • lol

  • This is pure Indian accent

  • sounds like serief from still game

  • @mattmooney94 still game rocks

  • indian

  • it sounds indian....

  • thats great sounds like the guy from still game

  • jump up 360 no scope him

  • Paki / Scottish ... that would make him a "pak-a-mac".

  • more like Indian than Scottish

  • @TheLynch100 aye it is , its a socttish/indian sound like some one works down local cornor shop xD

  • NAVID NOT BIN LADEN!

  • @rangers11000 proud of you my friend putting that prick in his place with the true facts on history !!

  • haha,donner kebab no salad

  • Thats no even scottish hahaha

  • That's Scottish/Indian.

  • Who gives a flying fuck where the accent is from. Pakistan, Bangladesh, West India , East Kilbride. I don't give a fuck....... just make sure I get sauce and salad wi ma kebab

  • @atyourcervix1970 I'm from East Kilbride...

  • @atyourcervix1970 whoo hoo East Kilbride!

  • apu from the simpsons

  • it sounds like he is from india

  • It's Navid from Still Game!

  • @mei5050 Aye, you're right.  Very funny.

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  • @TheGd1314 No, to be honest, I've got enough skirt wearing dykes in my own town, I don't want to learn anything more about them.

  • lol more indian

  • thats an east indian accent you dumb shit! lol

  • I always thought that Bin Laden was what you got after a Scotsman went shopping in Germany.

  • its really binladen

  • sounds like fucking indians or pakistanese

  • Buckfast for world peace....what a concept!

  • this Scottish + Pakistani 

  • well it wasn't Gerard Butler doing voice over that is for sure! ha

  • awrite mate, howd you do that wit pictures man, i wanna try it looks epic

  • that sounds fucking Indian fuck off

  • @jsupermanj

    indians are cool

    they are not muslim terrorists

  • @jsupermanj Ya fud.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Aint Scottish But I laughed :)

  • taht WSEN FUNNY!

  • it sounds like Pakistani accent in Scotland so nice :) 

  • fucking hilarious! xD

  • tonic wine canny beat it x

  • I'll fuck this nigga up

  • He sounds like navide of eh still game

  • He sounds more like Abu from "The Simpsons" :)

  • You sound like your from Bangladesh!

  • one big almighty bottle of buckfast tonic wine haha

  • och aye the noo,sammy

  • hey im scottish i got relitives there

  • That is funny, I'm sure the taysiders would've had something to say aboot that.

    "Ach awa an' dinnah talk a load ae pish!!"

  • ALBA GU BRATH!!

  • STID scotland til a dieee :P

  • first ten seconds sound more irish than scottish

  • ahahah! :D

  • Mon eh scotland

  • lmao

  • sounds like navid in still game

  • @BigBadScotsman i have to agree just watch this a few time and the voice sounds identicall to navid

  • TOOOO funny!!!!  God LOVES Scotland!!!

  • sounds like a scottish person tyring todo an arab voice

  • it is

  • Thats obviously an Indian accent :P

  • Im from Scotland and that doesnt sound scottish. But fucking hell I started laughing xD

  • @DrBlastphemy Sounds like a Glaswegian Muslim to me, definitely Scottish anyway.

  • @DrBlastphemy Paki/Scottish accent.

  • @DrBlastphemy it sounds like a scottish paki tho

  • @DrBlastphemy yea that shitty accent is indian

  • thats the worst scottish accent ive heard mate.

    it sounds like an asian takeaway owner from midlands or manchester/leister area

  • hahaha..that was hilarious

  • Top Dog

  • wow, this was terrible, I do feel like having a glass of jack daniels now

  • Fuck a glass, tan the bottle mate!

  • buckfast is for neds... better with a bottle of bud :P

  • @rangen0w2h buckfast is not for neds, im not a ned and i enjoy a bottle

  • @StonedAndSkating it tastes like cough medicine... its mingin, beers better ;)

  • Nah, its no that bad, but yer right it is a neds drink. Used tae be Merrydown merrydown and mad dog!!!

  • Still the MD mate. Seems tae have gotten intae the mainstream and most steamers drink it now man. That an frosty jacks man

  • Buckfast is amazing its the best tonic ever bcoss its from scotland!

  • @emmap1996 No its not its from England , its made by the monks of Buckfast in Devon

  • @colotron Which is in South-West England

  • @colotron dude how wierd is that i just saw ure name lol

  • BNP? Ha ha. A Bunch of degenerate scum only too happy to sell out their own country for some racial pish they picked up off the back of a Daily Mail cornflakes box.

  • @Gaudd "degenerate" only has racial meaning as a word. Look up your Nazi terminology before using it

  • Ok Mortimer, I stand by the use of the terminology. Racists are degenerate scum, thick bstards too since we're all descended from the same stock of.. what is it? 12,000 individuals? The BNP are the frigging dregs of the gutter.

  • @doeelectro

    BNP's best chance is your mother by who likes a village bicycle?

  • ha ha bnp in scotland no chance,they cunts would get batterd in scotland

  • @rangers11000 Aye wa aw wak aboot wae swords en oor hands, heedbands made oot ah metal - fur the wee odd heed butt, saucepands doon our kilts - a wee bit eh sheelding - an karrying "doon way the bnp" placards - cannae stop us gitting our kebabs or fae letting oor kids get selt thir beer underage.  Screw any minger thit wid dae that.

  • @rangers11000

    why would the BNP get batter in Scotland?

    the Army would just come in and arrest all you sweaty socks.

  • @BKsMassive

    im in the army dumbass,as is a vast majority of scottish people,the sas is 70 percent scottish.seems like the ramaning army if messed with scotland would regret it.

  • @rangers11000

    FUCK OFF! the army is not 70% Scottish ¬¬

    you do realise England has a population of over 10 times yours.

    you are wrong.

    50% of the SaS are Scottish. 45% are english. 5% Welsh.

    you know nothing ¬¬

  • @BKsMassive

    i diddnt say the army is 70 percent scottish.i said the sas are 70 percent scottish

    the SAS was started by a scottish person SIR DAVID STIRLING.

    and Edward Stone said.over 70 percent of the SAS are scottish.and he was highup in the SAS.you should be able to find that on youtube.

    and according to the UN over 20 million immigrants live in england soooo yeah

  • @BKsMassive

    and i think youre video on summing up british history sums up your military history knowledge,seen as how you refer to it as English empire during the full thing.and left out the bit about the scottish beating the english royal families army twice,and then the english royal family begged the scottish royal family to join a union so there would be security in england.thats how the empire started DUMBASS

  • @rangers11000 well fuckin' said!!!

  • @rangers11000 BNP! BNP! BNP!!!

  • @rangers11000 nope lol

  • @rangers11000 HELL YEAH

  • @rangers11000 what you on

  • good 1

  • He said "That's all I'm saying, goodnight"

  • he said thats all im saying

  • he said thats all im sayin

  • hubben0= FAIL!!!!

  • lol, thanks, I had to listen a few times but I got it now! ...........much funnier!

  • me included

  • thats not stereotypical at all lol although i must say i wouldnt turn down a bottle of bucky ... or a kebab

  • cars 67, at least we have bollocks, ya soft southern bastard!

  • 5*......."a donut kabob" lol !

  • Abroath isnae the only place in Scotland ya fucking rocket,in Glasgae we drink tonic wine and malkie cunts like kabogga

  • sounds like an indian

  • But surely, if bin Laden was Scottish, wouldn't he actually ask for a fish supper and a carry-out? Whoever made the video needs to be slapped in the head with an Arbroath Smokie. ;-)

  • A feckin Claymoor oop Bin Laden's camel-shitty arse! May it be greased in pig fat.

  • i know were binladen is hiding i lik his feet cuz allah told me to

  • lol

  • Im fae Scotland and I spik Doric

  • me tae