Robert Pattinsons funniest quote (twilight commentary)

[zayne570]

"ah now listen guys" "let's be simple about this" my two favorite parts

[zidkla2]

I will never not laugh when I hear this!

[morbidblonde66]

Lol..



[PadfootsGodaughter5]

His voice, haha hilarious!

[ashleyw731]

omg. the way he made his voice cracks me up

[amandacro83]

I love watching this show with the commentary on

[chandlerisme23]

i like the twilight saga better this way. without stupid jacob interfering.

[manofswords91]

@chandlerisme23 BOO team Jacob I'm for team parody

[Thecriscris1999]

He does look scary thought. And what is Robert?? British? 

[Mertazord]

@Thecriscris1999 Yup.

[eggylucy]

@Thecriscris1999 what is that suposed to mean?! are you saying that british people cant be scary?!

[jenjen2k10]

Lets be simple abot this

[ItsAWESOMEyay]

Team Robert

[twilightahzrule]

'Obviously that wasn't your driving or those people would all be dead bahahahaha'

lmfao hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[twilight961113]

Lmfaooo I love this

[Equasia1]

funny wacked420 homo

[Wacked420]

homo

[jedderson8]

what did he do that?! ahahaha!

[MrsEdwardCullen1895]

Rob is fuckin gorgeous... Team Edward forever.... will you bite me Edward??? I love you Rob/ Edward!!!!

[Lozza123ism]

rob is so funny im more in love

[HeddyValle]

Actually my fav part is when there in the woods and bella tells him that hes a vampire,and then he asks her "What do we eat?"

And then Rob is all like "Oh God.CHEEZE BURGERS!"

[FluXez00]

LMFAO! WTF! Why would a vampire be driving a FUCKING car!?

[c00kie147]

@FluXez00 cause he looks damn hot in a volvo ok??? and where else should they place the advertisment for volvo??? xD

[FluXez00]

@c00kie147 He looks mentally ill, that's what he looks like. The car looks like it's ready to break down. There isn't anything good about Robert Pattinson and what he does! OKAY! YOU GET THAT! XD! hahah!

[c00kie147]

@FluXez00 r u a boy??? cause EVERY BOY hates him. (jealous, cause every girl in the world loves him??)

[FluXez00]

@c00kie147 You know what, if I were jealous I would love him. But no, I am not jealous of him, actually. I have no reasons to be jealous of a donkey ass looking idiot. I not a boy to be jealous. Anyways, I already have a girlfriend that I am perfectly happy with. And also, not every girl likes him, half the girls in my high school fucking hate his guts, most of them like Tom Felton and some other male celebrities, however, there's an odd ugly fat girl who likes Robert Pattinson!! So try again!

[c00kie147]

@FluXez00 dear god xD whats wrong with you?? it was a joke. come down -.-

[FluXez00]

@c00kie147 ahaa. It sure didn't seem like it. I am calm, I was calm when I wrote it and there's nothing wrong with me, just defending myself, you know, standing my ground.

[c00kie147]

@FluXez00 ok. you're the man. fine? ^^

[Holygiant]

How is this related to Team Fortress 2? o.o

[twilightbbz96]

i loved rob in the commentry xx he kept makin random jokes xxx luv rob!!!

[robertpattzloverr66]

YA LETS BE SIM[LLE ABOUT THIS!!!!! AHA HA!!!! I LOVE IT!

[michy7896]

lmfaooo!!!! i replayed this so many times xD

[noodlefabulous]

he sounds so prissy lol.

i died laughing at this!!!

[SquidgetAndFlobber]

i made this my ringtone(:

[LATiNAMAMi369]

do you know where i can find the first one?

[Burmauzq67]

Twilight New Moon is funny ! See this at twilight-now . co/\/\

[jonboycool]

that wasn't fuckin funny

[CatiCullen]

whenever i see a fight at my school or my friends start to argue i stand up and say "Now listen guys! lets all come on lets all be simple about this" ahahahah kills me everytime!

[KitKatProductionsx]

@CatiCullen i do that too sometimes! xD

[edward17luver]

@CatiCullen that's perfect! i'm so going to start doing that! haha

[Toleesbamf]

@edward17luver When i got the dvd i went to school and when my class was fighting I said it really loud XD and they were like what the f***

[edward17luver]

@Toleesbamf wow! i really want to do that right now! i'm going on random videos and going to say that and ROBERT IS FREAKING HOT WORLD! i'll say that and see what people say hahaha

[Toleesbamf]

@edward17luver haha you should

[angelica12ify]

hahahahahahaha

[OMGlikeWHOAx]

LMFAO my favorite part of the commentary

[aaaaddddaaa]

the ending is hilarious HI IM KATHERINE I HOPE YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS WIKED

[BrRaWh]

wtc! how is this funny?

[thefaithfulfairy55]

Lmao I love the commentary!!! Have it on the 3 disk addittion I already pre ordered New Moon!!!1 Can't wait!!!

[crystalftwilightnerd]

If I've gt vu movie u can see this on special fetures!!!

[cassielicious05]

"Lets be simple about this guys!!"

LMAOOO I was dying when he said this!!!!

[bloomhug]

he sounds like a girl

[twilighsagatwerd]

Haa i love that bit!

"Listen guys!" Rob is hilarious in the commentary!

[thefaithfulfairy55]

Okay listen if your not a Twilight fan Good for you but stop bashing on us. Everyone does and it's quite stupid, were not bashing on Harry Potter and other stuff. If you don't like it fine then don't comment

[missfuturestar]

NOW LISTEN GUYS" LOL

[princessgirlsxox]

omg i was laughing for agers when i saw this bit

[nikkirockmysock]

this was my favorite part on the dvd!!!

[DazzledbySpunkRansom]

FAVORITE!!! :) i love this 2