Noobtoob Does Japan Part 2: Yokohama Penis Festival and Hanami!

[nottafanboy6954]

Come back put the ice in the tub and take my kidneys instead.

[DarkprinX2500]

it would be funny if the cat got up and left while that guy was worshipping it..lol

[TemplarOfNight]

If this was in Russia all this people would most likely be beaten up pretty bad by the police, and the arrested.

[romeo56]

No wonder there's billions of Asian's, they love cock.

[chibanokagemaru]

That festival is "Kanamara matsuri" held at Kawasaki next to Yokohama.

[mafiamitzy]

So im guessing there is a Tentacle festival as well?

[MatticusFinch1820]

LMAO CockFest....

[canonballXD]

SUGOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIII PENIS!

[CrimsonWolfe776]

Damn, Japan is a beautiful place. I'm such a jealous bastard right now. When will you guys be going over there again?

[ForwardIntent]

@CrimsonWolfe776 You should check out China too if you like Japanese culture.

[thanhtrai93]

i hope there will be boobie festival

[katga2]

wooow i really love yo go to Japan!

[LechnefJeik27]

I like the song in the background. Can you please tell me who the artist is?

[ImperviousMason]

wat

[kennethoes]

a penis festival!?!? weeeeiiiirrrdd!!!

[CecoBg3]

can someone please tell me the song that starts when they go to the temple I looked at the description and that song that is listed I cant find it anywhere

[Croga15]

Girl at around 1:50 is made for the cock

[Imapcaddict]

...they should have a boobs festival, I'd go to japan just for that

[Care003]

imagine carrying those in middle of NYC. LOL

[KurzWebber]

OVER 9000!!!

[Exhalethepain]

Is there a vagina festival?

If not, WHY NOT!?

[Nurr0]

Awesome.

[monkofdark123]

. . . bigest dildo in the world?

[maynardburger]

Woulda sucked if somebody had dropped that giant penis. The headlines would have been.......well.......great, actually! What am I saying, it woulda been hilarious! "Giant penis injures dozens of women!"

[kairosan]

when will they have a penis festival in the States?

[tobin00]

Dunno, but I'd totally go.

[ziye08]

wow...that is the biggest penis i ever saw... xDD

LOLOLOL its like they worship a penis!

those wacky japanese! :P

[ZayanuZaroc]

maybe they do. it's the key to life after all.

[AngelicAcid453]

seriously wow?

[xman342]

worls largest dildo

[fluffypaine]

Its a big black penis... enshrined.

[MattyGaarder]

the music in this is awesome what is it? at roughly 3:33

[airheavenn]

Wow, those japanese really do have it all.

Super-neolightning-laser-shoot­ing-toilets.

Penis festivals.

Remake of Phantasy star 1 & 2 for the PS2.

...

...

...

Kewl... :D...

[athf743]

if i go to japan and show everyone my penis.. theyd call me "the Penis God"

[radonculus]

love the old man at 1:48

[PoXiMaT]

LOL same

[blahk04]

Nice video. i like the music. taken from lost in translation soundtrack right?

[YourW0rstEnemy]

isn't there a Yokohama boob festival? Because I would rather see that, thank you:P

[fluffypaine]

There's isn't enough general respect for women in Japan. At lease not with the older, festival going, generation.

[3321Gamer]

WTF

just go to youporn ;P

[VigorousjammerX]

you guys are really great at making documentaries, the whole NooBTooB Does Japan series is sooo fucking great, can't wait for more to come out.

[MightMooch]

Can japanese people hold thier beer?

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

Not Penii? or simply Genitals?

[pwnageking5]

OH GOD WHY

[dragonman1205]

wow thats very interesting....

[owhsht310]

WTF?! LOL if they have such a festival, I wouldn't be surprised to see people having sex in public, although Japanese people don't have sex many times.

[microwavez1]

the saddest shit ever

[08Newman80]

hey whos the guy on tobins t-shirt when hes getting groped by the drunk chicks? he looks like a guy off this australian show 'double the fist'

[ohiohockeymike]

John Goodman

[cockroachafro]

Enjoy yourself, your time will turn very "Takeshi Miike" very soon...

[yasin94]

could you please tell me what the name of the song at 3:00 to 4:44

[peetyweety]

it's from the group "Air", it's called "Alone in Kyoto", from the CD "Talkie Walkie". It was used in the movie

"Lost in Translation"

[MechaRadio]

that's just fucking stupid

[DyNaCoR3ftw]

hahaha, i love the start of the vid "alrite we're at the penis festival" like it was just an ordinary thing.

[juniorMilenko]

the cat is secretly inuyasha

[EazyFoeLife]

Penis festival? WTF?

Japanese people are so crazy.

[Mongoongen]

Hahahaha, japaneses really are pervs. xD No offense. I know it's not really perverted related. And I love japaneses, and pervs. x ]

[seanarrative]

lmao wtf they have penis festivals in japan? jesus christ

[2tonearmy1192]

Dude that's a lot of enzyte

[lhummorgan]

great editing, good vid!

[russianmafia4higher]

1. why have this festival and 2. who thought this up

[graystig]

NOOBTOOB IN HD! Yeeeeahaaa.

[chubs0308]

whats the name of the song at 3:00 to 4:44 ?

[sokkyu]

And 99% of the world's tentacle.

[lioman5]

WTF some guy is like, GO PENIS GO PENIS!!!!

[xXantichristXz]

that commercial gave me a seizer O.O

[kihhn]

wow japs are not as cute when their wasted

[kingduqc]

WTF penis festival gess

[Nonebound1]

It's from the Lost in translation soundtrack and the song in the beginning is "Are you awake?" by Kevin Shields

[RAYED2008]

whats the music at the first of the video anyone know ?

[pwnagedisher]

WTF?

[sokkyu]

Japan producing 78% of the world's weird shit since 1952.

[ITSaTRAP47]

so true but it also makes 53% of the worlds win

[wolf1isgood]

Take me with you!;<

[01hdav]

Was this in Kyoto? I don't remember seeing anything this crazy there, but the architecture looks familiar lol.

[phishwithextracheese]

What is with the Japaneses and cocks?

[brameekhout]

Don't think that was Soda, mate ;)

[tazer95]

Uuuuh, penis festival?  wuuuuuut

[gundamwang20202020]

great soundtrack choice gwenster!

JMC FTW!!!

[RAYED2008]

wich soundtrack is it ?

[gundamwang20202020]

lost in translation.

[Ibuythedrugs]

Lost in Translation sound track FTW.

[gamebozco]

may u have erected penis all the time.

[SilverGunZoO]

aww man I love japan I wanna go t there, and Maki asked me why do I like Japan so much and not chose another country ... =)) for her living there its normal all of their awesome tradition, culture, food etc. man even the drunk people there are cool =)) when we get drunk in here is such a mess =))

[chazzyMooMoo]

Now, if they have a "Vagina Festival", I'm booking a plane ticket pronto!!

[Hect0rx]

same ^.-

[foxisnotnews]

why are they holding it are japanese people that weird

[arelimoon29]

This is so gonna be my reason for going to Japan besides Shibuya to shop.

Reminds me of International Pillow Fight Day and the two men with the pillows shaped as a dick.

[tobin00]

Hah, that wasn't soda. You think a sober person would do that? :)

[DoctorMontalban]

I guess for Tobin Hanami amounted to partying with two girls and "One Cup"....cool :)

[CaptainBlackimar2]

This vehicle is done to weaken an air conditioner.

[ronniepage]

WTF?

[irishpj22]

asian people have big mouths they can fit 100 words into a sentance of cource yuzo would win a drinking contest have you seen the size of his lips respect yuzo u the man exept ur a vega fan YOW

[Lisandro01987]

yuzo looks chineese lol!

[MrStoopid801]

Do you think the cock festival is a way of over compensating for something??

(Yes Yuzo, I'm looking at you.)

[sup3rghandi]

what the fuck o.O

[bleachedmud]

Typical/amazing - usage of the Lost in Translation soundtrack. I'm down. Keep those sweet sweet tunes rollin' in the Japan vids. Looks like you're havin' a bitchin' time =] NOW GO TO AKIHABARA AND DELICIOUS ELECTRONIC HEAVEN. Also - Nintendo?! I JUST thought: you guys should go to Nintendo! Even if you're only able to 'talk' to the secretary or something. Tobin should play DDR drunk, too.

[zo0m14]

Great video.Keep em coming.

[arcticm88]

lol great footage guys, cant wait till your back

[JochmmHoofd]

seriously.... WTF

[xbob627]

transvestites

[BBoyMerciless]

Aw....

No Solar Powered Friends....

[tobin00]

Haha not this time. I'll buy some before I go home though.

[Caffeinecrave]

2:53

Temple looks like the one in FF7 where you fight Yuffie's father.

[royalealter02]

is it wrong that this me me hungry?

[jees91]

...yes

[jeden2]

yes. very.

[ShamanShinobi]

Wow the editing was amazing. Huge props to Gwenster.

[elpicos8091]

wtf penis festival? lol is there a vagina festival to>?

[tobin00]

Harder to carry around a big vagina.

[Foxhound1112]

damn u lucky bastards lol, i miss ur Noobtoob Eps =[

[tobin00]

Our eps will be back in a few weeks, when we return :)

[ithinkihavesars1]

shiet man worshipping giant penises. best country known to man, too bad tobin couldnt be their

[Reinofragin]

you should get a bunch of girls together and get them to say "we love you long time"

[MadFaxer]

Hanami! Haji-may!!

[harrisonbliss]

Mother fucking sooo jealous!

[Xarek]

WOW 0_o After seeing that festival, I now see Japan in a whole new light.

Kinda makes me wanna go even more. lol

[tobin00]

Yeah, every day here is different. It's amazing.

[maxisadetanator]

Yuzo's mom and dad at 1:48 lol!!!!!!!

[gearsofwarisdabest]

Man that was great i joined NooBTooB today and got to play with hp1703 Jam enslaver and Ash gooner my very first day it was real fun ill look forward to doing that again sometime now im wondering why i didnt join sooner lol Thanks for the advice

[tobin00]

Welcome to the Noobtoob army! :)

[KillersReflex]

holy phuckin phallas

[midnightjj]

oh man the penis thing is ironic cause they are aisian...

AND THEY HAVE SMAAALLL PENIS

[XColorMeEvilX]

i want to go!

[gearsofwarisdabest]

wow you guys are getting popular you are on the gears of war official site now nice

[zooyork805]

did tobhin smash one of those asians

[G1ADlATOR]

wthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhh

[Huizar]

fruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck­

[dallasbarber]

whats with the penis parade? siriously? i actually wanna know what kind of celebration or what was going on ?

[dseb99]

Wiki:

The Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus) is an annual Shinto fertility festival held in Kawasaki, Japan in spring. The penis forms the central theme of the event that is reflected everywhere—in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decorations, and a mikoshi parade.

The Kanamara Matsuri is centered around a local penis-venerating shrine once popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection against sexually transmitted diseases.

[Wiiwii91]

ITS OVER 9000!!

nrrds

[PyroManiacXIII]

i felt so dirty watching the first part of this video at work

[Gencoil]

I recognize these songs from Lost In Translation :)

[brawler9686]

yes 400th rater

[sksummoner]

Penis

[br0wn0ise]

i know wat u was doin in japan but i wont tell any1 promise,lol

[tominoz]

Nice HD!

[taufiq1991]

i see transvestites >.> which part of japan did this guys go? -.-

[Mephon82]

read the name of the video

[Ayse009]

yokohama

[EyelessGrae]

*Hey, congratulations on finally figuring out REAL HD (or, thank GWENSTER, rather, lol)! Good show guys, can't wait till you get back :D

[tobin00]

This is the first time we've actually filmed in HD, with our Flip Mino cameras.

[sheogroth]

im forsure going to japan looks like magical place compared to lame north america

[EyelessGrae]

...That's a pretty ignorant statement. Do you realize how large the USA is? I doubt you've seen more than the cities, considering that point of view. Go hiking in the mountains, it's breath-taking. Take a trip to an Amish or Native American community. We have everything here. Don't be so down, eh!

[taufiq1991]

and canada is not that great either.

[benthomasbland]

OMGWTFBBQ!

[irishpj22]

u and yuzo should have a beer drinking contest

[tobin00]

He has a racial disadvantage, I'd crush him. :)

[stargateheaven23]

You should of stayed for those 2 girls from Hanami.. you could learn japanese and play all the layton games lol

[jmeiskues]

what the fuck....

[Fracture90]

Wow crazy stuff. Looks good fun tho. You guys have fun?

[STEFANROCKER23]

LOL over 9000! XD

[benthomasbland]

WHAT 9000?!

[doit86]

fuk me dead, thats massive

[tenchimat]

BTW good job on the editing Gwenster!

I really liked the effects on the lettering

[korreth]

I wonder if they got some penis shaped candy. At the Hounen Matsuri you could. Which seemed to have a much different vibe then that festival.

[tenchimat]

Wow so you guys actually timed your vacation so you can go to that festival :)

But seriously I always thought that this festival was an urban legend spawned from japanese porn movies.

Now noobtoob has confirmed and proven to me that it's legitimate :) ahah

Nice job on the video!

[skeletondeath]

what the fuck!?!?!?! a giant dick????

[tobin00]

That's what she said!

[ProfessionalKnifeMan]

Hmmm tobin isnt the plural of penis..Peni?.. hmm range you grammatical swine.

Have fun guys and i want to see some vending machine panties on the next show :P

-Kris

[maxpowerule]

wow those Tobins are funny jk

i love u guy have fun

[muffins2jono]

That was really cool guys, keep the vids from Japan coming!

[Rad1ka1]

I had a youtube advertisement for something called "Iron Cock" ..

[outlawkelb]

LOL, iron cock shrine, i got that too rofl

[belzer09]

whats with tha giant dick wow they r weird

[jomomo]

sponsor*

[jomomo]

oh wow.. that's a giant penis.

[kojaraty]

the background music is not making any sense.

[belzer09]

lol i agree weird music

[chinezyxx]

Giant Penis Win !!!

[fayt87]

Epic shirt again at 5:00