Record of Agarest War - It's sausage time

[nevrest]

wha-how did I get here!?

[tfgiyfkyfgo766666666]

@nevrest blame it on u penis

[KopperNeoman]

@nevrest I dunno about you, but I was randomly clicking shit on TV Tropes.

Too LATE in the morning for this kinda thing, though.

[advarcher]

@KopperNeoman loool i came here from the yumyum entry in tvtropes. xD

[manat31790]

This is probably a rare instance where censorship makes things worse.

[blindga]

you don't eat them like that!

[85ihateposeurs]

Sausage time indeed!

[rizzlecorn]

I played it for the PLOT.

[tatianuia]

@rizzlecorn Sure ya did. XD

Saying you played this for the plot is like saying you played DOA Beach Volleyball for the volleyball.

[rizzlecorn]

@tatianuia It's a meme dude. "PLOT" not "Plot"

[tatianuia]

@rizzlecorn srry dude. didn't know that was a meme reference.

[xxGing]

That is a large sausage, she should probably use a knife. It looks pretty juicy, if she isn't careful she could get some of it in her eye or on her shirt. Those types of stains are a pain to remove.

[Counted01]

...why boner.

[axltyberry]

to her that is a DICK

[FoetalPutrilage]

I want this game..

[ClutchLikeObama]

Sounds like she's gagging on a dick at 0:27

[XxcookiesxX11]

...

[MikeDaDude11]

I <3 sausage time :D

[Paintballa540]

Gotta love the Japanese sense of humor XD

[fantasysoul5]

This game is like porn?

[TheChadintheHat1]

LOLOLOLOL@0:35@!?

[mn444]

THE ENDING SOUNDS LIKE AN HENTAI >_>

[Reyalamor]

@KuroTurtle dude it took so long cuz U must SUCK at doing combos correctly. thats what this game is about.

[guzgu7]

@KuroTurtle

do you know you can press select(i think) and it automaticly fights 4 u

[FlashFire20]

Every woman should make sounds like this when eating anything in even a remotely phallic shape.

The world would be a better place.

[DragonH93]

@FlashFire20

u...have...a ...dirty mind -_-

JUST LIKE ME! *thumbs up*

[souleater0423]

@FlashFire20 yeah.... waitin to see ur mom doing it ^^

XD

[JKimproductions910]

.............. wtf

[ANIMEclaw]

what the hell is that??? hentai?

[megatroll]

Looks like a turd wearing stockings... (@__@)'''

[FineGameGirls]

I'm glad she likes dark meat.  Nasty bitch!

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

japan has some problems

[heyitsthejoker]

@FoolyCoolyMabase We did drop two bombs on them. Bound to have some sort of side-effect..

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

@heyitsthejoker come on, two bombs, an almost-nuclear-meltdown, and still more of this comes out on a daily basis

[heyitsthejoker]

@FoolyCoolyMabase Lol that's their way of entertainment. Who are we to deny them. I love their humor. Evidently you do too. =D

[NarutoRocks2011]

@FoolyCoolyMabase so dont watch there staff and go watch american staff made for you bitch

fooly cooly= is a name of japanese anime so wtf?????

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

@NarutoRocks2011 You need to grow up and stop taking so seriously everything you read on the internet, kid

[NarutoRocks2011]

@FoolyCoolyMabase your the kid here so fuck you

racist shit dont like something dont go to it piece of shit

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

@NarutoRocks2011 wow, is your whole family that retarded or were you specially trained to break the record? I just told you to not take things seriously and you go all out. Racist for saying that making a videogame about a little girl eating a sausage in a very suggestive way *might* be wrong? You clearly need to look up the definition of racism on a dictionary.

[NarutoRocks2011]

@FoolyCoolyMabase they didnt make it for you bitch so dont watch

and why do you watch fooly cooly if you dont like there staff

that a fucked anime....

japanese anime and video games made for japanese people and there humor not yours

and what they think cool is not what you think cool ok

ignorant shit

[NarutoOmega360]

FUCKING LOL!!!

[Demonos3]

hmm... I just unlocked that scene

[Bloodheaven7]

My keyboards all wet now!!

[Revansmask17]

What the hell! Found this pic of girl with hot dog on goggle under the title game stop staff, got name of game, went to youtube, typed in game, found video, girl making all that noise while trying to eat that big giant polish.

I bet you this, that polish must of been one happy customer.

[Blasted9001]

Oh yeah baby, suck that pig meat

[ShadowxMaker]

A girl must of recorded this while giving a real job.....

[MythCollector]

I totally missed this event... was it cut out from the localized version, or do I have to unlock it somehow...?

[looker999997]

O hai painfully obvious fanservice. Wait, is that censored part in the game, or like a youtube poop? If it's the former, I want this game in English on Xbox Live, NAO.

[RAPTOR948]

girl has trouble eating a whole sausage, and people see it as a oral sex joke... that's the internet for ya.

that sausage has to be Polish, only the Polish can make sausage that big.

[X111ESILENTX111]

@RAPTOR948 its actually meant to be an oral sex joke

[HayaKusanagi]

@RAPTOR948

mind you, the problem is seeing the special edition of this game and all the fan service artwork on it.....I originally had no idea how far geared it was to men >_>...despite all the fluffy pink colors on the box.

[asianpower3]

OK Just Saying This Is A RPG Nothing Else....OK Translation TIME!!! *moaning noises" As I thought its too big for me, but I'll keep trying my best for a while. *Moaning* *Surprise* When did you get here??? I--it's really embarrassing~ For you to see me like this. Eh? That's right isn't It? It's Big and a bit hard to eat but having it whole is a luxury and eating it this way it's really delicious. *REPEAT* Lol this is soooo misleading its funny REMEMBER THIS IS AN RPG NOTHING MORE!!!!

[rvlast]

@asianpower3 um... thanks for the translation... but the game was already released in the US since April...

[asianpower3]

@rvlast It's for people that wanna know. i don't like not understanding something u know?

[KodWolf]

lmfao

[hthvjd]

That's what she said...

[ganonslayer01]

That's the strangest and most fanservicey thing I've seen since...Oh hell that is the strangest thing I've ever seen.

[HeyItsJonaveil]

I see nothing wtong with this video, but just incase...*deletes history*

[JRock0085]

I'M BUYING THIS GAME.

[SHITTYBOYBOY]

If the sausage is'nt censored... its nothing wrong... just a lil' girl enjoying her sausage.... But if the sausage is censored.... thats wrong.... very wrong...

[wgandalf234]

oh japan why can't america learn from you

[VideoGameStupid]

That girl really loves her some meat.

[ZeroRequiemGX]

LOL!, almost all of the lines and words she uses in this video are hentai related! hehe! So far the only thing missing is the word ( Ochinchin and Opai) LOL!

[CFFlol]

hahahha. japs.

[Schaurfshutze]

Gah! don't censor the sausage.

[BKX4life]

lol kool

[Swedishhatt]

Oh japan...

[NYtassu]

Haumm...mmm.

Hauu, mmm mmm. hmm...

uhmmm..mmm..ummmmmhmmm.

uh....huhhh....uh....kyaaaaaaa­!!!

It's all over me....

[Draiman11]

That's it, I've made up my mind, I'm buying this game!

[strader1234]

jeez cut it up you choke on it.... and sorry about spelling im multitasking at the moment

[LulzWuts]

Delicious sausage must eat.

[AgitoXFang]

I love that awesome porn music in the middle rofl 

[xrishalogene]

close your eyes, listen to her and let your imagination run WILD! XD

But please –.–...... Its just her eating a piece of sausage. –.–"

[FEETAMYBEETA]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAP

[mrfixitagain]

An english version is available for download on the PS3 for a little over $44

[Orphenhyuga]

weee~ epic game lmao xD but im not worried she looks like she can fit it all in her mouth xDD

[chapacoka]

Hey, at least there's no tentacles.

[Miriromi13]

I feel dirty...er than usual.

[kingmanted]

This japanese shit is weird.

[keith9129]

uh...ah........oh...uh... *passes out*

[gunslingerpro]

OH SHIT

[fieryelf]

lol at the 2nd part of that movie.

[AlchemistNeon]

Well that's... Interesting p_p

[stretchypants123]

I think I've seen enough of this video, but I am kinda curious just exactly what she's saying. Can we please have a translation of the text? It looks very convincing...

[kingmanted]

@stretchypants123 She's saying" dont make me do this Mr.clinton.........Om nom nom nom"

[stretchypants123]

@kingmanted "Yes Monica keep sucking!" =XD

[stretchypants123]

she likes dick!! Rofl~!! =XD hahahahahahah! I can't stop laughing at the expression!

[TheTwoGunKid]

My HDTV is my living room .

I have my mother, father, and 12 year-old brother pretty much surrounding me.

.........LETS DO THIS!

[vortolex]

ooo hentai nyauuu XD i loved sorry loolololol XD

[FESotheFE]

gawd am I happy that my parents don't care what the hell I buy =)

[FESotheFE]

I am soooo marrying her =P

[vivisoupay]

man this shit is fucked up.

[mattehISme]

mmm echhi

[DESTROYriaa]

disgaea 3 is way better imho.

[EzioAuditore]

was she going to eat that sausage and then got distracted by fucking it or something?

[jokemasterslifer]

I also like how the naughty edition is rated Teen. XD Funny thing is I haven't seen one hentai image of this game, just ecchi, give me time. :P I don't think there's even nudity in this game, just near-nude.

[FESotheFE]

@jokemasterslifer yea no nudity, otherwise it wouldn't be rated teen o.o

I have the super naughty limited edition as well =P

[jokemasterslifer]

I like how this has a teen rating.

[S1ppy]

loljyapan

[booredom]

japanese people are so innocent

[xxGing]

Yes new from Aksys it's, I can't believe it's not porn! It's so close to porn even you won't be able to tell the difference.

[KumiiChan]

what kind of person makes that type of noise while eating a sausage?! X,D

[AlchemistHannah]

@KumiiChan Maybe she's having trouble getting it in her mouth (And I'm having trouble finding the right words to dodge an innuendo!)

[WarrnD3Montague]

@KumiiChan asians

[laughingfurry]

@KumiiChan

I've seen people act in weirder ways towards a well cooked chicken. Not to imply a cock joke, just saying I've see weirder overreactions towards food. Such as someone jumping up going "Mmmmmh, so goooood!" and other odd behavior. I have some innuendo laden thoughts just from the picture alone, but I've seen enough to know real people can be stranger.

[Ben906Wen]

@KumiiChan

my mom v_v

[LeftInBlank]

omfg eat that shit already!

[CounterNerd]

no,this isn't hentai at all,it's anime,yeah,ofcourse,yes it's anime,not hentai,there is an obvious differance

OK I ADMIT IT,IT'S FUCKING HENTAI

[BloodyHoneyBunny]

...... =\

to think i was about to buy this game, ecchi and hentai are so stupid.

i don't hate anime or manga tho...

[killer511100]

WHAT THE F*** THIS GAME IS AWSOME!

[knl143]

It's too big for you kiddo... :))

[BobbyBaudoin]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahhahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh man, this game is just worth having to just how bad of a joke it is, just like Deadly Premonition.

Just look at it, JUST LOOK AT IT, the biggest joke is this being rated T in my opinion.

Getting the limited edition tomorow, cannot wait to get a anime boob mousepad!

[ndogkik]

.........i want it

[YuKaiCV]

I would get this game but its download only for PSN, I want the disc!!!

[CrimsonZanpakuto]

@YuKaiCV Or, you know, you can get the kickass limited edition for 360.

[YuKaiCV]

@CrimsonZanpakuto yeah, if I had a 360 =(

[lostboys111]

why did they blur out the sausage and play that music and why was she talking with it in her mouth then someone opend the door and it all went away im confused???

[ZeroCaim]

@lostboys111

It's to make it seem like you were looking through a keyhole and it was kinda blurry. Looks like she is doing something completely different.

[alexfanx]

How can she talk with that cock in her mouth?

[Musicisoverratedmsux]

@alexfanx Why is there a fork in the cock?

[sevenfootsativa]

This almost made me lose hold of the laughter OhNo

[XxiLLViLLAiNxX]

I may have to start cutting things like sausages and hotdogs up before I eat them. Thanks a lot random YT video for putting sexual images in my head!

[Goldenfightinglink]

WHY DID IT GET PIXELED!>!!?>!>!!?!

[S07ShinjiEx]

LOL

[S07ShinjiEx]

Is this a hentai game?

[Ilparazzo]

No to that

[Goldenfightinglink]

@Ilparazzo WHY THE FUCK NOT!?!

[RagingKnight]

@Ilparazzo Might as well be .__.

[ZebraCouchProduction]

@Ilparazzo Rated T, for teen.

[mjmegaplay]

@Ilparazzo Seems like S07 knows those moans all to well XD

[soulchip2]

@Ilparazzo well it sounds a lot like that!!

[TechSY730]

@S07ShinjiEx Just barely no. :P

[lordvimless]

@S07ShinjiEx record of agerest war you geuss

[Xpert74]

pfff hahaha

[aoishounen]

Damn I thought Ar Tonelico 3 was pushing it... Apparently I know nothing.

[Yakup1988]

Suck them juices off!

[Shizrn]

Come on people there's more nudity in the first 5 mins of Dante's Inferno than this whole slideshow/game. There's not even any animation in this crap. How is that cool to see some blurred images? If you're gonna do it, do it right.

[laughingfurry]

@Shizrn

Kinda like that line from an old wild west film "If you're gonna shoot, shoot." Right?

Also, thanks for mentioning that. I didn't want to buy the game only to find I'm over paying for something I could get for free on most anime related sites.

[biowon]

Oh God, what´s up with the bloody pixelation of the sausage at the middle?!

[SorrowNight]

wtf is this shit

[arcticeagle]

wow lol

[project0omega]

lol i cant even look at this with a straight face with out laughing

[ballsnuts99]

how come nip voice actress always stutter and talk with only their lips going "mimimimimimimeep. muh - muh - muh mimimeep." how come.

[furryfan420]

disgusting trash

[kyokuninferno]

I dont know why, but i feel inclined to take a shower now o_o

[TheNeoHack]

WTF!

This kinda reminds me of Ar Tonellico!

[Zumacaliss]

Excellent.  I approve of this.

[Sythierius]

She can eat my sausage anytime. Make sure to max the volume for this vid. :-D

[robbit126]

I will never eat another sausage the same way again.

[WillExpireSoonSoSub]

*drooooool* give me thumbs up if you think this is a perverted game ftw

[MasterShot2k5]

yknow, its things like this that makes me fear eating beef at resturaunts. Now I can't even order steak without a problem

[Mangasketch1]

I see so she got caught sucking on a sausage.And the hero probably thought it was something else...her fault for enjoying it so much

[curiouscolt81]

lol wtf this is weird shit....

[Algarvian2001]

I don't see any strange with this. The little lady is just eating and enjoying her sausage.

What's wrong with you people?

[laughingfurry]

@Algarvian2001

We are always in the company of Beavis and Butthead types.  We are so used to the innuendo that we only see and hear innuendo, even when it isn't implied.

[rejectedmuppet77]

I like bacon better

[pintlemounted]

lololol phallic symbol lololol... <_<

[Mesarphelous]

Barf

[rockoutdudepro]

What the devil? Teen rated soon kids will be buying this game and they wont think its a naughty game at all. Untill.........

[californiagirl1919]

my god this is one dirty game johnny boy

[DengrayKai211]

this has a rated T rating, but still dirty :P

[MocaKun]

that's my hot dog lol xDDD >.> anyone else feel dirty after watching this?

[ShuffleCrusade]

O gawd Deffinately buying this, Special edition at that :D! Havent gotten my hands on a good grid based RPG in AWHILE.. since fuckin Disgaea! and for america to bring THIS kind of content into its stores with an rpg? I aint missin this chance lol

[TJAnimated]

OMG

[Schochr05]

omg too funny

[Luckyrob72]

Kahaha....Hentai Otakus unite. the King of a Game has come!!! Mai way I will buy it is that ill buy a ton of games around it so it doesnt look like you just targeted that game.

[Idtelos]

I'm buying the collectors edition!!!! woot! woot!

[MuppetMan246]

She was trying way too hard to eat that thing! lol

Im almost tempted to buy this game despite my disliking for its grid based rpg gameplay.

[Negotiator987]

haterz811, there are already commercialized games that show boobs in them. The God of War series and Dante's Inferno just to name a couple. I'm sure Japan has a good amount that never made it here (not including the h-games i mean lol).

[unavaliable2]

Oh my Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Piroborian]

I could never, never, walk up to a counter to buy this and keep a straight face.