Portal 2 Walkthrough - Part 9 (Chapter 5/6) [1080p HD] (PS3/X360/PC) (Gameplay)

[hullfcaregreat]

GLaDOS: Oh hi!

me: Um hello

GLaDOS: So. How are you holding up

me: pretty good may i ask why do you speek like that?

GLaDOS: BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!

[inou1997]

@matt2eadgbe actually if it fall high even they land at the same time o.o

[lillop3]

Wait... did the crazy giant mutant potato have Chell's name on it?

[OMA2k]

Why does GlaDOS have a robotic voice, while Wheatley has a 100% accurate human voice? (and with British accent, no less) xD

[hullfcaregreat]

@OMA2k because i made him ;) xD i wish i could.....

[SuperFastGuy7]

am i the only one thinking potatoes are a running gag in portal 2?

[Krasov92]

oh my, Wheatley is so violent to GLaDOS

[DudeWheresMySandwich]

should i go for this or crysis 2?

[Biiaattcchh100]

Did anyone noticed that a potato is heavier than a human?

[matt2eadgbe]

@Biiaattcchh100 gravity pulls all objects down at the same speed regardless of mass. However wind resistance is a factor, to which the potato has less... Potato wins

[Biiaattcchh100]

@matt2eadgbe wow you need to go back to school lol lets say you drop 1 ton elephant and a potato from the sky i wonder whos gonna be first hmm.. and by the way this is a game its made that way so you can see a potato

[matt2eadgbe]

@Biiaattcchh100 Look it up, and then we'll see who has to go back to school.

[Biiaattcchh100]

@matt2eadgbe how about you turn off the internet go outside and throw brick and ball of the roof and then will see lol

[matt2eadgbe]

@Biiaattcchh100 Why? I'm not the one that needs a lesson...

[Biiaattcchh100]

@matt2eadgbe forget it

[Biiaattcchh100]

@matt2eadgbe /watch?v=AYz_K3mwq6A

[BIHMFsc]

@Biiaattcchh100 L2physics you stupid fucking troll. I hope you lose your nuts in some horrific accident so that you cannot contaminate the rest of us with your supreme idiocy. God help us all if you already knocked some poor girl up...fuck.

[Biiaattcchh100]

@BIHMFsc /watch?v=AYz_K3mwq6A I hope you die from shame

[matt2eadgbe]

@Biiaattcchh100 I seriously hope you are not using this video to defend yourself. Because it proves you wrong... Try listening to what they say about air resistance being a factor on velocity.... Now watch this video. It explains it better /watch?v=_mCC-68LyZM

[Biiaattcchh100]

@matt2eadgbe of course resistance is a factor but cmon dude use your head if you drop a car from the sky and a pillow the same size and shape as the car what will hit the ground first? this can only be aplied to objects who are similair in shape and weight like those two balls.. but potato and a human falling down at same speed? yea i dont think so

[matt2eadgbe]

@Biiaattcchh100 one more time... all things fall at the same rate when air resistance is taken out of the equation. Weight has nothing to do with how fast a object will fall, AIR RESISTANCE IS THE ONLY FACTOR. This is a scientific and proven fact. Two equally shaped and sized balls of different weights fall at exactly the same speed. Objects that are not identical in shape, size, and composition will have different results.

[matt2eadgbe]

@Biiaattcchh100 I never said a potato and human would fall at the same speed. I said a potato would fall faster than a human due to it having less air resistance. You implied the game had it wrong and the human would fall faster because a human weighs more. That logic is wrong... Apollo 15 did a experiment on the moon where they dropped a hammer and a feather at the same time, and they fell at the same speed because in the vacuum of space, air resistance is not a factor.

[matt2eadgbe]

@Biiaattcchh100 I'll even go one step further and say. I don't know which will actually fall faster between a potato and a human. I'm only hypothesizing that the potato would be faster based on the differences in aerodynamics. I could totally be wrong... My point is that WEIGHT does not determine the outcome.

[Biiaattcchh100]

@matt2eadgbe I guess we both learned something from this lol and your right it doesnt

[BIHMFsc]

@matt2eadgbe Thank fuck that some of us still have brains. Good on you, sir.

[matt2eadgbe]

@BIHMFsc lol, thanks, it is depressing how ignorant people can be

[SoulEaterPopcorn]

Oh Hi! How Are You Holding Up, Because I'm A POTATO!

[Unstbecsta]

10:49 - "you are using this translation software incorrectly. please see the manual"

[SonicResearcher]

"Could a MORON, Punch! You! Into! THIS! PIT! HUH!!!! COULD A MORON DO THAT!!!!??"

Jesus! Wheatley went from funny to scary so fast!

[Dragokenath3000]

WHEATLELY YOU TRAITOR!

[KMQkicksurass]

anyone else see the confetti at 5:04 ?

[SuperFastGuy7]

@KMQkicksurass *sniff* That was GlaDos' last bag ; (

[IJustWatchEm71]

In case of implosion, look directly at implosion.

[KawaiiLink]

I almost felt bad for GLaDOS during the core transfer. The screams of terror were pretty damn genuine-sounding.

[Rydon9906]

Weatley: Don't worry i'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100 procent that it's this way... Oh it's not this way. he's great at speach but not at directions...

[legocrazy904]

Lol neurotoxin has reached deadly unlethal levels lol

[SailorFaith]

wait what?! GladOS was robotically hypnotized to be evil and wheatley was the real mad man who's evil?!

[kater12me]

@SailorFaith I don't think it was GLaDOS nor Wheatley who was mad and evil... I think the whole robot (the body) is corrupted, making any core that attaches to it, evil and crazy.

but that's just my theory.

[SailorFaith]

@kater12me Or could be a virus that happened when they placed Caroline into the computer but couldn't fix it because they were killed with a "deadly neurotoxin"

[kater12me]

@SailorFaith true true. So your saying the robot itself is infected with a virus? makes since to me. :)

[SailorFaith]

@kater12me c:

[kater12me]

Wheatley... :( WHY??? WHYWHYWHYWWHYYYY???? First time I watched this, I shed a tear. seriously. But GOD I still LOVE that Intelligence Dampening Core <3 If you have never watched this fully, at the end u will see why.

[CPTREX65578]

9:56 GLADoS gets T-Pained

[E1craZ4life]

Here's where the storyline practically repeats itself with some modifications.

[TheMorbidSideOfMusic]

Nooo.. wheatley... :'( Whyyy.....?!

[zanouchiha]

9:59 and still better than ke$ha

[minecraftbomber09]

so that was the plot twist...

[minecraftbomber09]

GLaDOS is a ars- wait is that cake?......

[BlackForgeChaos]

that scene of wheatly punching the lift down the hole made me cry a tear =(

[jjjk743]

12:40 LOL

[jjjk743]

Likw This Please

Your The Moron they built to make me an idiot

[penzin56]

LOL!

"Because im a POTATO."

[E1craZ4life]

Translation: You are using the translation software the incorrect way. Please consult the manual.

[ZomBhunter987]

did anyone else see the confetie ... GlaDOS promessed did she not

[theninjapenguin15]

GlaDOS sounds like she's taking a lot of ram in her disc drive.

[BonominHabbo]

This Video has a dislike button, Please consulta el manual, o harass youtube until they fix the problem. ( Attention this is not a call to HARASSMENT )

[purplesodapop]

WHEATLEY, I TRUSTED YOU!

[Hisworld1234]

rofl wheatley's an idiot core!

[azaleagamer101]

I dunno, but GLaDOS' scream during the core transfer always sends a chill down my spine....

[MrElementification]

at least the developers had a sense of humor

[redrck302]

estas usando este software de traduccion de forma incorrecta porfavor, consulta el manual

[ikanu11025]

the cake was a lie?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :'O

[Arbiter30450]

Anyone else just stand there for 10 minutes listening to wheatley talk trying to figure it out

[NevinCheung]

10:00 AUTOTUNE SINGING!!!!!!!!

[GuSz2]

am i the only who doesn't see anything special in this game???

[MrStinart]

@GuSz2 Fag

[GuSz2]

@MrStinart this game that is fag... you make a hole, jump inside and get in the other side... sigh...

[Ridleykiller146]

@GuSz2 There's actually much more to it than that..

[GuSz2]

@Ridleykiller146 There must be much more, but i dunno... never played it, and nothing of what i saw made me want to play this game, i've got nothing against who likes it, it's just not my style of game, i guess, just like Skyrim, that's not a kind of game that i like, i see why people like, but i don't...

[Coltonh65]

@MrStinart It's okay for people to (dis)like something, just don't be a dick about it.

[MultiReefman]

the giant potato at 0:57 was made by chell

[Deidara701]

so... Wheatley is...

The Snape of Voldemort (Harry Potter)

The Gary of Jimmy (Bully: the game)

The Cypher of Neo (The Matrix)

The Lando of Han Solo (Star Wars: Empire)

The Judas of Jesus (The Bible)

THE BETRAYER OF CHELL!!! and kinda GLaDOS. but i digress...

[BlackNBlueGamers]

@Deidara701 Great bully reference.

[r3b3llion89]

ahh this bitch GLaDOS is annoying! i hate her -,-

[prickly10000]

that last project is Chell's u know

[skorpion1298]

9:55 sounds like chipmunks or justin bieber ;D

[ICHDX23]

10:44 wheatley speak spanish

[overload374]

At 11:23 if Chell could talk she would tell GLADoS to shut up.

[FreelancerJess]

"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO;" I laughed so much ^^

[SamhainTheDark]

"Estas usando este software de traduccion de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual."

"You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual."

[SuperElectricPower]

Ke$ha 9:58

[loldude2729]

now we shall all turn into patoes >:D

[CaioMotaXD1]

GLaDOS: Nononononononono.

Announcer: Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue.

GLaDOS: Yes!

WTF???

[CaioMotaXD1]

GLaDOS: 15 haters? Oh, you are kidding me.

[Adrian8bit]

9:58 AUTOTUNE!

[howtofold190]

lol when chell and wheatly entered the tube, you can see the confetti in the tube from the last bag GLaDOS was going to give chell

[funniYuki1]

WHEATLEY IS A TUMOR<3 :D

[IluvPoker100]

neurotoxin has reached dangerously UNLETHAL levels!

[autumnleaf50]

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...

[Mrcryptidsarereal]

@autumnleaf50 i see what you did there

[danjoelabrenica]

shes a potato alright damn shes still annoying so cute :)

[LeoraBerry001]

BECAUSE I AM A POTATO.

[Otakuu4eva]

Wheatley reminds me of the Master....if the Master were designed to be an idiot instead of the destroyer of the human race.

[summoningmurderur]

Who else, despite her cruelty. Felt sorry for glados as she died? Or at least cringed at it

[2803pink]

Seriously, Who would buy this game?? Let's walk around and open doors!!! ACTION PACKED!!

[danielrobwright]

@2803pink Now... i've came across some idiots in my time... But YOU, you my good sir, top the list.

[Dante7173]

Wheatly seriously reminds me of Stewie

[LoverofZaDr]

If that was me, I'd jump out the hole in the glass and just hug him. Wheatley's just so adorable, especially at the end after the credits.

[PhenoxPsi]

11:55 Lol What would happen if you shot him in the face and he was like: " OW OW WHAT THE HELL YOU MUTE LUNATIC!!!!!"

[60WH3AD]

Wheatley: Don't worry I'm guarnteeing you 100 percent that it's thisway....Oh it's not this way

[articunoluver1]

when wheatly started getting shocks on the rail, i knew something was wrong.

[TheGeckoNinja]

DIE PATATO!

gladis: nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[MegaMatthew9999]

pull me out! pull me out! pull me out! pull me out! pull me out! pull me out! pull me out! pull me out! pull me out! pull me out! wait lleave me in! leave me in! leave me in! leave me in!

[MegaMegaJackass]

I liked it when GLaDOS said im a potatoe

[TheStoopad]

I've actually understood GLaDOS a bit because of my cat Coco... I came to make more sence of how GLaDOS thought especially after this part here.

[MrNoodleGod]

lol 9:58 you could make that into an autotune song

[antonf55]

@7:00 GLaDOS Emergency Shutdown and Cake Dispensary... nice.

[Clearwateralchemist]

I knew it! From the beginning, I was suspicious, but when he called humans "smelly," I knew he was to be a villian. Pity.

[george2p]

wheatley it´s the perfect candidate to be a villian, an asshole who becomes crazy of power.

=) he is more of a villian than GLaDOS

[ZenXXShadow]

Warning: Neurotoxin levels have reached dangerously UNlethal levels.

OH GOD EVERYBODY RUN!

[ssa2294]

NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA

[NightstormKitty]

GLaDOS screams weird

[tops1028]

@RainbowManification protection from rogue test subjects?

[psytimenero]

I luv it when she says potato <3

[RainbowManification]

Why did the Aperture Science people install a neurotoxin generator in the first place? What POSSIBLE good could come of that?

[MaskedDominon]

@RainbowManification Had to do with GLaDOS telling the science team she wanted gas to test the Schrodinger's cat thing. Believe theres a comic about it. Google portal 2 comic.

[RainbowManification]

@MaskedDominon The Schrodinger's cat experiment was THOUGHT experiment though

[EliteSnipezPs3]

OMG FUCK THE ADVERTISEMENTS

[CandyLoveHearts25]

10:47 - Spanish Wheatley translation:

"You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual"

[Aoberhs]

epic foreshadowing with the potato science projects

[jhonny551000]

I want this game so bad

[Brambleshadow11]

GLaDOS has evolved into POTaTOS.

[siaverx]

@Brambleshadow11 POTaTOEs* actully

[Soandnb]

@siaverx - The reason why it's POTaTOS is because of the OS at the end. While not gramatically correct, it stands for Operating System

[JustLikeSmarties]

GLaDoS is a potato!

[JustLikeSmarties]

I wish Wheatley didn't turn to a bad guy, he was a good character. When he did this act I was very disappointed, because he was a funny and cool character. Too bad he was the bad guy.

[Hybridyuki]

So... where'd Wheatley get that potato exactly? :O

[CandyLoveHearts25]

@Hybridyuki From one of those kid's projects x

[PivotStarWars96]

@Hybridyuki: Chell's science fair project (/watch?v=EFJ7_zgAcWU#t=55s) grew to a massive size, so there were potatoes littering the facility.

[bobmanme]

glados is a poatatoe

[SketchTM]

01:02 By Chell...

[addonmaniac12]

AHAHAHA , advert about a computer ! MAYBE IT COULD BE GLADOS?!

good walkthroughs dude

[bobcat159]

Wheatly reminds me so much of Stewie....

[Axerien]

Today I learned that the floor holds everything up so the floor is important, holding everything up

[SuperDaviddevil]

i am a potato lol =))

[38supernova]

wait wait wait, did glados potato just say the ENGINEER? :O

[raqmarotemar17]

@38supernova what do you mean by that ?

[HughJackmanFan100]

oh no wheatly no ilove you dont go evil now your the one who makes this walkthrough watchable :'s wheatly..dont be evil

[JimJava007]

Right when Wheatley started with that evil laugh, I thought, "Oh, s@&$."

[metademetra]

This to say the very least is a mind f***! I don't want Wheatley as the villain! He's annoying! Put GLaDOS back on!

[roxaskeybladeable]

10:00 T-PAIN MOMENT XD

[Norwey3]

Its my birthes!

[TheStinkyskater]

im watching this to see the story because my computer died because portal 2 (the monitor died) destroy it....anyway nise walktrought!!

[208ivan]

@MegaJamieV thank you for reaching the top comments and ruining the story for me be4 i have seen it. -_-



[MegaJamieV]

@208ivan Sorry. I removed the comment, but I didn't know it would reach the top comments.

[ChaosRynth]

@MegaJamieV thanks asshole

[itsv1be]

Dangerously unlethal levels?

[Iamhuman8662]

He is no moron he is the moron designed to make me an idiot. How's that for a big fuck you

[IchibiGaara]

"He's the product of the greatst minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility."

FUUUUUUUUuuuuuu

[supergreatsuper]

around 7:10 is it possible to get to the more elaborate trap?

[AccessTheGamer]

too classic

[jpny2008]

These translation software using this incorrectly. Please refer to the manual

That is what weatley said in Spainish

[AnimeDog215]

as soon as he said "insignificant" I knew he was going to be the bad guy.........

[Nafalis1]

How do you boss someone around when all you can do is jump around?

[Scarletraven87]

Spots at the end? Humanity really needs to learn how to say "no"

[MrSuperHeatran]

Wait.... wheatley is the one that bossed you around and he really didn't do much .-.

[MyYorkieIsBellaaaa]

BECAUSE I'M A POTATO

[chn1459]

Cake Dispensary is a lie

[MrReviewerGuy]

The only thing I thought during that long fall was;

"Wow, we're really falling into the center of the Earth, aren't we?"

[Sylocat]

Maybe the glitch is in the control module itself? GLaDOS turned nice real quick after she was removed from it, and Wheatley turned evil almost instantly when he was put in charge. Perhaps the command module is what corrupts them.

[mrjkwww]

@Sylocat yeah! never thought of that...

[mrcrafter100]

i felt sad that wheatley turned evil

[hokbopha]

PO(R)TA(L) T(W)O

PO TA TO

potato

[Angelcatz2000]

"Because im a potato" Oh GLaDOS you just made my day :)