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  • Best intro EVER!

  • Wait, why was this in my sub-box now when it was published in October?

  • dam is not gods last name!!

  • @Kr3wM4g3 fag go watch TBS. it is damn L2 spell noob

  • best intro to the video ever

  • Captain shooke tatz not sumthin u put on the commentz -.- just go to ur doctor to hook u up with sum pillz to get ur dik bigger

  • Do you have any advice for a guy with a 3 inch dick?

  • I didn't know Quagmire was a commentator?

  • Wow. You cheat on Nancy?

  • LMFAO GODDAMN Did not expect that badass shit to happy. What a Fucking EPIC Commentary FTW »_«

  • Ladies take a chill pill lol. You sound like a pair of fuckin faggots!

  • don't u have a gf?

  • best intro, love that gutiar at the start

  • Nerd Chicks:

    Underneath the glasses lies a SEX GODESS

  • "She went to town on Eight Thought's Penis!" *DIES* lol

  • how come i've never clicked on your videos. subscribed my brotha

  • EIGHT THOUGHTS BOOM-STICK SHOOTS BABY BATTER!!!!

  • @shotta191 he's actually gold/titanium alloy. Hope this helps

  • @shotta191 look at the video thumbnail.

  • wow the range on that spas is fuckin insane

  • @shotta191 white i think

  • i sub to respawn, basically just for your show

  • @cinderblockstudios why not just sub to him..??

  • Boom bitch!

  • 3:32 dark corner McDougal and the dark corner McDougal cam ;)

  • Undercover freak FTW!!!

  • Wait dont cha' have a wife...?

  • how come there's more than 8 episodes if he only has 8 thoughts?

  • I did not know u could say that on YouTube u really r the best commentator

  • he really isn't lieing about being the greatest commentator of all times :P

  • I imagine a cute girl with medium tits, brunette hair tied back with glasses on and a cute smile. Well thats the hotty that works at the EB Games I go to lolzz luv you 8thoughts

  • FUCK! by far the best director on the interwebs right now. good shit man

  • Know why BF also suck? They don't have commentators like this

  • @HeavySandvichGuy1 Know why your comment makes no sense? He commentates over BF too.

  • Well this guy seems like a massive dickhead...

  • Ok... Im not american or english, but i know english.

    It was too fast so i only remember he said 'triple kill' ;D

  • upload about to shut down my computor.. story!

  • Why dont ya take the nuke ... oh wait that wouldnt be fun right? ;)

  • dont tell pwn u like fake plants :O

  • What the fuck just happened...

  • wtf you cheatin on nancy?

  • @xMoTHaGooSe Idiot he's talking past tense, you really think if he was cheatin he would put it on the internet.....

  • ALL I'M SAYIN IS...if he didn't get to and finish his story i woulda never watched another episode again even though im lying lol

  • That's why nerdy Girls are Great.

  • heh eight your like almost the only one on machinima i watch just because your as bat shit crazy and open about stuff that all them chicken shy away from

  • TRIPLE KILL!!

  • eight thoughts lived up to his name. ADD much?

  • haha 1+1=3 thats a rickism trailer park boy ftw

  • I hope this was before you met the asian sensation, that is Nancy.

  • 8thoughts.... You're the fucking man!!!!

  • the thing is nerdy girls and fat girls take it big because they dont know when they get it next

  • @metalgamer101 EXACTLY!

  • Wtf is this shit ? God dammit machinima why do u put this in my sub box?

  • @XrealtimemachinimaX Great commentator ever man, that's what it is!

  • @XrealtimemachinimaX if you dont like this, you're simply a fucking nerd

  • @MrFunnylol321

    And if you like this, youre a nerd who follows Eight Thoughts like you're his bitch. What's the difference?

  • Wait wasn't mw3 suppost to come out next month

  • Lol bitches be hatin' on Eight Thoughts.

  • You just proved what I saw on MANswers. Bookworm= IT'S ON!!!

  • Smart girls are better in bed......... You The Boss Eight Thoughts

  • eight thoughts fuckin boss

  • men that shyt true gamer girls are best in bed no joking

  • u got laid by a unattractive gamestop employee chick after u had coffee with her? did foreplay consist of some call of duty?

  • @xeiL0L who said she was unattractive?? ur just hating little bitch

  • @DJNoobKilla lol dude he said she wasnt that good looking cause she looked kinda nerdy, hating? on what? u must be a 12 year old kid with raging hormones listen to 4:13 little boy. he musta banged your g/f for u to get this angry

  • @DJNoobKilla lol calm down..........eightthoughts just said she wasnt good looking r-tard, man u need to lose your virginity

  • @DiksRferChicks well then the same goes for u :)

  • oh, so you fuck girls and then you brag about it on the internet? Way to go dude, I bet your ego is over 9000. First, it was annoying people who described every fucking thing they did, now its testosterone-pumping jocks who fake sex stories so that their nerdy fans can cheer for them and get them more money. Worthless prick

  • @YourW0rstEnemy and then theres the people who get on youtube and try to act superior to others when really they too are the worthless pricks that said person talk about. plus if the people who watch him are nerdy then why is mr. superior here? its his channel, he gets paid for it. even if the story is fake, he still gets paid. sooo tring to troll you really just put more money in his pocket. the more you know. the better

  • @mokarevolution567

    I understand that yes, and i realize im generalizing, but its just sad to see that rejects to society like this man here are getting paid to be sexist dogs. And no, I am not trying to be mr superior, im just giving my opinion. I never said i was better than him did i?

  • @YourW0rstEnemy your right. your right. you didnt say you were superior no and he is very sexist. but its eight thought... thats just him and really only him. other people from respawn just joke like that with other dirctors or to the fans. hes from what ive seen from other videosby him, an idoit. so sorry for trolling you and i retrack my last comment to you .

  • you are the most entertaining guy on internet!! (but you should include more tunes bro!)

  • i bet all the dislikes on eight thought's vids areall from 12 year old pansies that don't know what a cock is

  • eight thoughts , u cheated on the asian sensation nancy ? :o

  • Haters gonna hate

  • @EightThoughts Beware the cute librarians. They are total fuckin' closet FREAKS. I know. I've had one, too. ;)

  • If only I got pussy at gamestop ........ I'm Gunnar go 2 gamestop now, with u live dude

  • If only I had a cock of gold...

  • this guys is the most epic and the most craziest person on youtube ! i love your voice, commentaries and stories !

  • lmfao

  • 1 + 1 = 3 :D 

  • lol@Nupcase

  • I wish you waited until sexual thoughts for this story

  • I thought u were married?

  • wow

  • LETS ROCK OUT WITH OUR COCKS OUT!!!

  • @divsionteam100 Gettin high off of koolaid packages

  • @divsionteam100 AND HANG OUT WITH OUR WANG OUT!!!

  • i absolutely love u ur amaizng

  • U and wicked should duo com

  • what the fck is machinima coming to?

  • This was boring

  • What happened to your Asian girl?? I thought u liked some of that...

  • WHAT ABOUT THE ASIAN YOU'RE BANGING?

  • @ITzJaYOhh Two words. OPEN RELATIONSHIP.

  • @EightThoughts Two words. You're the man......oh wait

  • @EightThoughts So Nancy fucks other guys ?

  • @EightThoughts subbed kiss kiss?

  • FUCK YEAH MATHAFAKAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK

    good night everyone

  • Why does he look like a fucking pizza guy from a porno in the thumbnail?

  • I made 40 different accounts just to dislike this fag

  • If I was in the game, that opening route he took would have ended with a semtex up his ass...

  • @DRum886 congratulations :)

  • knife teleport niceeeeeeeee

  • I've had the worst day of my life, but eightthoughts always puts a smile on my face XD

  • What about super hot asian nancy? ;(

  • Does Nancy know about this?!?!?!?!!!

  • Wait, i thought you were married to the asiansensation?

  • u say the weirdest shit!

  • That girl made 36 accounts and disliked this

  • yo. SMART iPhone users should search up youtube with "iPhone Lion Dreamboard" and watch a video by TElliottT

    its freaking crazy awesome.

  • the person that gets top comment, gets to lick my butthole

  • /watch?v=0sOIFDTxYFY come check my first dual comm just me and my friend havin funn

  • this is what R3DST4R1 messaged me with "I'm not a troll, if you wanna see a troll go look at your mom and you should have an Idea of what a troll is"

    My response is.. are you absolutely serious about bringing in each others parents in this conversation and not talking at/about/to me directly? dont let my username fool you. i am not no small tiny dick pussy bitch child and im also not an old muthr fukr. when trolls appear, i like to hack them. Electronically and In pieces. lol one less moron.

  • You like to play with the big black cock of steel. Nice game play.

  • Why is this guy not funny

  • lol.

    

  • eight thoughts. the man with a cock of Gold and life lessons to look both ways before crossing the road but to masterbate with your guy friend or gal friend to help continue Celibacy. (LOOPHOLE) or just do it in the ear.

  • Not this gay fag again

  • @R3DST4R1 lol your mature

  • @R3DST4R1 STFU 

  • @R3DST4R1 omg not another gay troll again. when you SAW the thumbnail that said "LOONYTUNES" you STILL clicked on it and WATCHED the video. well YOU are an absolute idiot.

  • @R3DST4R1 you got trolled troll

  • @R3DST4R1

    You can go suck a golden dick jackass. Die in a fire bitch. And YES, I would say that to your face if I saw you...

    STFU bitch.

  • 8thought collecting his YOUTUBE MONAAYY

  • do you use fps freeks?

  • RIP Marco Simonchelli!!:(

  • Cock of gold...ahehe..heh...hehehe...

  • Please put the songs all on an album and put it on itunes when you finish the series?

  • Forgot how fun you are to listen to man. I tuned out when I got tired of CoD, maybe you'll pick up some BF3?

  • EIGHT... FUCK-IN... THOUGHTSSSS! YEA!

  • Do you have ADHD?

  • @KeKeKeilan answer this truthfully when you wake up in the middle of the night to use the washroom do you? or do you open the fridge then go use the washroom? :p

  • @nativeboytellem stupid comment is stupid

  • my anus looks like ground beef

  • Boom Bitch, my cock is made out of diamonds.

  • what just happened

  • /watch?v=oMYMYsg1enw

  • ever gey a quad with a hs 10 deul weild point me

  • eight thought people how say they have big cocks dont but ur eight thoughts so u do

  • the cock...of gold...not silver...not diamond...but gold ladies and gentlemen!

  • 24 peoples dont go to gamestop for their games

  • Love it ! give us more tunes :D

  • ya ya

  • everyone thinks he is black lol !

  • I always think the guy in the thumbnail is Seananners lol

  • Get off topic about the bitch at gamestop one more time and i swear to god im going to chop your fucking balls off. okay, continue

  • your annoying

  • do u have a pic?

  • predator missile? PSYKE

  • best commentator ever! i can't believe other commentators have entertained me before him

  • im subscribing  to him because of his voice

  • @cocacolafan971 i subscribe to him for his golden cock i mean i subscribed for him for his golden penis ;)