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  • AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • LOL STICKMAN PORN. The best kind. ;D

  • Jim's an idiot end of story.

  • excuse me. but ima go nd watch some curb your enthusiasm.

  • its ok jim i dont understand condiments either

  • Lol the first tv show was a porno!! Talk about as awkward as a first date could get!!

  • I would love some more coffee... 4:01 LOL

  • that's... just... well.... I'm out of words....

  • heh . . . everybody has 6 fingers.

  • they were obviously meant for each other :'(

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

  • Sometimes we're too blind to see what we really have in common...even if it is awkwardness.

  • your face is kinda puffy

    i feel ok...

    you sure?

    yeah...

    would you like some more coffee?

    .......... i would love some more coffee....

  • Sadly, someone like me who embraces silence, I don't find it as awkward as you guys.

  • lol at 4:00!

  • masterpiece

  • Wow... that was actually an intense message

  • I started laughing halfway through, but after the video was over I felt really sad all of a sudden.

  • 1:25 I love Lucy came to my head too! :D

  • I love how the TV scene sums up everything on TV now a days. Sex, advertisement, and violence.

  • Endless Youtube 2:30-2:50.

  • Love the Wingdings wallpaper.

  • Probably my favorite work by Don besides the films about Bill. It makes me so sad though.. I want them to end up together so badly, to not give up like that when the happiness is so close. The fact that it brings up such a powerful emotional reaction just shows how talented and brilliant he is, though.

  • THEY NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO MAKE THIS A NORMAL YOUTUBE SERIES. ITS HILARIOUS.....i need over 100 thumbs up....and MAYBE THEYLL DO IT.....xD

  • Work.

  • I wish TV was really like that.

  • "I just . . . don't understand condiments."

    LAWL

  • i just dont understand condoments hahahaha

  • You realize 2:28 - 2:51 just about sums up about most TV, right?

  • Wow! That was actually really deep...

  • He did better than my first blind date

  • What a pity. I was hoping those two would get together again. Now I guess they never will.

  • hahaha oh god @arrotoxietak i agree so hard. guess everyone just loves sex so much.

  • Hahahahahahah I just don't understand condiments lol

  • she's begging for it!!

  • If people have so many problems just with dating, how could they possibly cope with whatever comes afterwards? Sometimes I think it's a miracle that humanity has managed to exist generation after generation.

  • @arrotoxietak

    Too bad i cant give you 100+ likes for that comment.

  • the lulz

  • the continuous pulsation of everything. its so hypnotic :D

  • 1:59 My mom ate a lot?  How random!

  • Awkward. As. Hell

  • 4:01 lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This was the most awkward thing ive ever seen

  • this is my last date!

  • That's an awsome metaphor

  • This is probably the most amazing cartoon I've ever watched.

  • Next time when trying to impress a girl, BE HONEST!

    ........

    I..... sigh, I know I will do this stupid things too *sigh*

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  • Yup I'm Jim

  • Those television shows were amazing

  • i just dont understand condiments.... lol

  • lol "i just dont understand condoments" xDD that cracked me upp

  • "wanna watch tv?"

    "Nope" *start making out*

    FTFY

  • 4:01 lol!!!!

  • at least it's a cartoon that speaks the truth, lies only hurt even more

  • Wow, they were watching stick figures on crack at 2:50.

  • p.s. wat was the name of the last song on the piano

  • This video really speaks so much truth about how the right person can be right in front of you but you will never know they're really there in your presence. This really hit me and i'm only 15. i havent had a girfriend, haven't dated, yet all of this stuff i can realate to. I really did enjoy this and really wish i could find my "lily" soon

  • @Deathsquad49 thats so sweet. hope you all the best :P

  • @stuntmaniatv Thank you. 

  • they have the best TV shows in the world

  • more. this is a hit in my heart.

  • This is what happens when you have no hobbies and an uninteresting life. You have nothing to talk to people about!

  • lol there is a cosmic connections..in there illusion of movement cosmos

  • hertzfeldt 2012

  • GENOUS

  • LMAO @ 4:03

    nice.

  • Superb voice acting. Love this.

  • "Oh... I don't drink coffee..."

    "Oh cuz I was thinking we could go back to *my place* and have some."

    "I would LOVE some coffee." xD;

  • awww that's so sad

    

  • 2:41.... lol

  • Oh, "That Show".

  • 2:40 Till 2:50 - American History X !! :D

  • 6:29 was that porn with a monkey? i cannot tell... it sounded like porn with a monkey...

  • i am not much of a conversationalist myself; in fact, i have hardly anything in common with anyone. what you do is find the most common thing in the world that can bring up a discussion and you start with that once you're bored of the small talk. If you can't do that, then you're doomed...

  • Their voices are great

  • Very emotionally intelligent. Love it.

  • I don't like coffee.

    *later*

    I would love some coffee.

  • She always runs around and slams doors in people's faces. You know what I'm talking about?

  • This could have been a scne out of Happiness....

  • 39 People don't understand Condiments.

  • keep pressing 4.... :D

  • I realy felt like I was making a connection with the characters... lol

  • @94asilaydying prety easy to forget that this is an animation after a while f watching.. :D Great art!

  • great.

  • found it hard to watch but hard not to watch the part 2

  • They were moving pretty fast for a date that was going south... veeeery south.

  • um ok then that was.....interesting

  • It's dark comedy.

  • This is the saddest video I have ever seen.

  • "Kah, I just don't understand codiments"

  • I was pretty intrested in that Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah product :I

  • I have to say I prefer the older Absurdist stuff.

  • Damn never thought about it like that :/ I

    Can relate to this movie soo much xD but im not sure if that's sad or funny?

  • @superZEROKID

    Sad. Especially since this was meant as a parody. It's very very sad.

  • dammit i wish they got together in the end

  • @alexthemanwhoknows1 i hear you

  • buuuahahahhaha

    "my mom ate a lot"

  • Sexual Tension.. they had it.

  • "I just don't uderstand condiments," thats because you gotta pour em out on your plate and shove your salty french fry in there and smear it around and eat it quick before it goes bad then after a few french fries you get a new one and repeat the whole process

  • Awesome and truthful and deep

  • boring

  • fuck it

  • Lmao, just sitting there on the couch, pulsating wildly.

  • Leave it to Don to make something amazingly entertaining, hilarious, and depressing all at once. It's a strange feeling.

  • I lol'd at the TV part

  • aww. i hope he calls her.

  • 38 people do not understand condiments

  • made me really depressed

  • :( It makes me sad that they didn't get together in the end :(

  • and...

    "Would you like more coffee?"

    "... ... ... I would love more coffee"

  • TV was nice

  • I don't understand condiments either.

  • Damn. That was hawt.

  • so awkward it painful *cringe*

  • is this the end?

  • 2:41.... rule!

  • How could he not understand condiments? They got those funny sayings written on them.

  • Great job. Love the simplicity and how truthful it is. Face it, people, love sucks. :-D

  • nononono, its truthful but you getting the wrong idea. It's: Face it, love, people suck.

  • i know its don's material... but i was hoping it would have a good ending... :(

  • @JayDayX116

    same here.

  • This was just depressing 

  • I wish my tv had shows that awesome.

  • feels bad man

    :(

  • I relate to this.

  • @wickedfeylady same here :C

  • yhay was really sad :,(

  • "in fact This is a problem most women seem to have :/"

  • at 5:00 i thought he said "just like those little packets of condoms" lol

  • @bloodyrosesdrummer lol me too my eyes got buck

  • rofl at the tv

  • wow it has a moral

  • aw. . sad but true

  • This is really some deep shit, man

  • wow the reality hurts, so fucking bad

  • 3:49 how meny of you were expecting his eye to drop into the cup?

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  • OH THE TENSION!!!

  • THAT SUCKED

  • Jim is the background on my cell phone, this movie is all too great.

  • In comparison to Rejected, this has quite a lot of coherency and background meaning. There's definitely a theme.

    Not saying that Rejected isn't meaningful. It's just insane as well.

  • I just don't understand ... condiments.

  • wow... so awkward lol

  • i just don't understand condiments

    well done everyone involved, one of the best shorts i've seen

  • I think that's the first of any of Don Hertzfeldt's films that had any meaning behind it ha

  • this... is... so... awkward.

  • this is kinda boring

  • It's like looking in a mirror.

  • @MasterOfTheLobsters swelled up face... awkwardness... i gotta say i cant agree with you on that one

  • I loved that third show on the tv! 

  • 2:50 I would've watched that show if it was up to me...

  • "My mom ate a lot"

    Hahahha omg, classic!

  • oh my god the second half of this part is so good

  • Whats the song at the end?Please tell me:O I love it so much!

  • hahaha! i love it. its sooo funny

  • 2:19 hahahaha

  • That was.....sad.

  • I forgot about this video, and it is funnier now that I am older. Who did the music at the end? Beth Waters? I love this. :0

  • @Dastreus Do you know the name of the song? :O

  • @asunamimi

    No, but I will find out. >___>

  • How cute . A love storyy . Hah , not really :/

  • i would love some coffee!!!

  • dude, haha my first date with my girlfriend wasnt this bad, and we are soooo awkward.

  • I buy Blah Blah

  • Oh my God, I need more of this...

  • "Do you drink cofee?"

    "Umm... no not really..."

    "Oh... because I thought we could go to my apartment for some cofee-"

    "I would love some coffee."

    xD Subtle.

  • lol....lmaaooooooooo rofl......this is too funny 3:44

  • 3:37 I'm Uncontrollably Laughing. The Blank Expression on his Face.....lol

  • 3:58 best moment ever

  • lol

  • I remember this short from Cartoon Sushi when MTV aired it. XD I never knew Don Hertzfeldt did this.

  • Wundervoll

  • nothing good on tv?

    NOTHING GOOD ON TV?

    was he watching the same tv i was? there was

    monkey people making love

    book salesman live

    and crazy guy who makes people explode with his mind and screaming and then his sidekick stomps on their heads

    WHATS NOT TO LIKE?

  • 3:40 Would you like some more coffee?

  • The tv shows rules

  • @Zolotarenko Why can't real tv be like that?

  • @MrMurderman666 Real TV IS like that

  • this is great

  • this would absolutely be me, 100%

    that is.. if i never met my girlfriend, whom i clicked instantly with.

  • 2:29 hahahahaha! sex scene!