Fake Italian

[coltivator45]

MARGAREEEEETI!!

[neurof9]

MARGARèiiiiti d'bèri

[Walleole]

AR RIVER DERTCHI

[nvapors]

RIVER DERCHI

[NeonlightRebel]

Going to Italy tomorrow. Gosh, I hope my Italian is better. Need to brush up on it, I guess.

[SpecialOperations]

Buon Giorno is Good Morning...oh wait...it was night! LOL

[handello]

MARGA-REE-TEE

[BlueBlack194]

1:33 - hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Dominic DeCocco, again..? Dominic DeCocco.

[soul516]

River-derchi'

[Pentiumium]

hahaha sounds like george bush

[0428733]

did landa correct margherite's pronunciation of his own name?

[nightbma]

0:48 dominick decoco :D lol

[yyyy2999]

like how that guy just moves his hand like an italian LMAO

[DanJonesKing]

dominic decocco ... ha bravo bravo! (tap on the shoulder) did he just congratulate him for pronouncing his name ?

[javiikiller]

Grazie!

[Imatotalfreak]

MAH-GAHR-REEEEE-TEE.

[TheLastRainShadow]

"Arrivederci!"

"A river dertchy!"

LOL

[franbran69]

this so much more funnier if your actualy italian xD haha bonjornooooo love the accent when he says it

[Wonderfulil]

MARGAREEETEEH!!!!!!!



[the2009guy]

I kinda like *pronounce it fastly* Dominick de'cocco

[TheVogeltje]

bonjourno, graazie, arriverdeci

[MelloParasite96]

when i went to the cine to see this movie brad said "yeah correcto" but now everytime i see the movie he says "Si correcto" Am i crazy? o_O

[ACENLJ]

@MelloParasite96 prob'ly

[uglybettylolxxx]

Love how brad pitt uses his southern accent to speak italian

[LastODSTStanding]

Thumbs if you noticed the Colonel read the ticket nubmers in Spanish!

[treetrunk05]

@LastODSTStanding That was probably still Italian. Spanish and Italian have their similarities. I know Spanish and I understand parts of the conversation here.

[LastODSTStanding]

@treetrunk05 Except the Colonel doesn't speak Italian. If he did, he could sooner pick-out them as fake.

[treetrunk05]

@LastODSTStanding He could also speak French and he did suspect them as fakes. Thats why he ended up killing the blonde woman and capturing Aldo.

[mac19971]

LOL. I think Colonel Landa is accusing Americans for having bland accents. Cause he already knows they're not Italians 1:17 This scene is just too good... 8D

[mac19971]

GROTS I don't think I said it right. Considering I'm part Italian

[p4olom4n4]

I want to point out that the English version speaks of fake Italian, while the Italian version talking about fake Sicilian...

WHY?

[alefsk1]

@p4olom4n4 because we cannot change suddenly the language of the film (italian version)!so if the version is italian, film are used to use people with fake sicilian accent, if they couldn't find good sicilian actors!on the contrary, it would be maybe more difficult to make brad pitt talk in sicilian instead of in italian!

[p4olom4n4]

@alefsk1 I think it's different ... the image of Italians conforms with that of the Sicilians ... when movies are translated into Italian voice actors ... often changed all the text ... to give to the Sicilians the attitudes and stereotypes in the U.S. are attributed to the Italians.

[alefsk1]

@p4olom4n4 tanto valeva parlare in italiano!

[p4olom4n4]

@alefsk1 ahahhaha è la prima volta che mi capita... come lo hai capito? perchè sono una schiappa in inglese?

[alefsk1]

@p4olom4n4 dopo qualche mese a londra ho imparato anche a riconoscere l'inglese italianizzato, con te mi era venuto qualche dubbio all'inizio, confermato poi dal tuo profilo su youtube!tranquillo c'è di molto peggio!!!

[TheDarkKnight217]

christoph waltz GREAT actor

[darthrigel]

the italian pronunciation of christoph waltz is outstanding :-O

one of the best I ever heard

[p4olom4n4]

@darthrigel i'm italian... you're right...

[TheGamer95]

Hans Landa is a great character. he's alsways one step ahead and so evil and does everything with perfection. love him

[JASONWCACURA]

Bon-jor-no

[JustPhilNY]

This was the moment where I KNEW that Christoph Waltz was going to win an Oscar.

[Hellamaster]

bravisimo!

[1111pilsudski]

A RIVER DERCHY

[LogicIsForPussies]

A-Rivo-There-Chi

[c1m47h3l]

Could some Italian write down for me the whole "Italian scene" spelling ? I want to learn it by heart as it goes, but can find proper italian spelling nowhere. I'd be really greatful for that.

[shourisaikou]

@c1m47h3l oh i can do that if you want, i'm italian :)

"Signori, questo è un vecchio amico mio, il colonnello Hans Landa delle SS" "Buongiorno" "Signori, è un piacere... Gli amici della vedetta ammirata da tutti noi, questa gemma propria della nostra cultura, saranno naturalmente accolti sotto la mia protezione per tutta la durata del loro soggiorno" "...Grazie" "Gorlomi? Lo pronuncio correttamente?" "Sì... corretto."

[007Hunkguy]

@shourisaikou Its a pleasure to meet you. My name is Jesse, and Im trying hard to learn Italian. I know the basic, but need some more practice with the grammer and verbs:) too bad my mom past away when i was just a little kid... Thanks for posting these in Italian:) Stammie bene, gracie mille, ciao.

[shourisaikou]

@c1m47h3l "Gorlomi? Per cortesia, me lo ripete ancora?" "Mi scusi, come?" "GorlAmi" "Ancora una volta?" "...GorlAmi". "E... Come si chiama lei?" "Antonio Margariti" "Ancora?" "Margariti" "Ancora una volta, ma adesso vorrei proprio sentire la musica delle parole!" "MARGARITI" "E lei?" "Dominick De Cocco" "Come?" "Dominick de Cocco!" "Bravo!" ... "Lasciatemi vedere i vostri biglietti:0023, 0024, non sarà troppo difficile di trovare (awwwkward italian) Arrivederci!" "Arrivederci"

[c1m47h3l]

@shourisaikou Thank you a lot! :) Now I can practice my "italian" proper way ;]

[007Hunkguy]

@shourisaikou You said (awwwkward Italian) maybe is asking for too much, dont want to bother... would you be able to let us know the proper way? or just let us know what is incorrect? please...if you dont mind. if you can not, im sorry and its ok :) thanks again.

[shourisaikou]

@007Hunkguy you're very welcome Jesse :) mh, let's see: in the sentence "non sarà difficile di trovare" the proposition " di " is actually not necessary. the proper way to say "it shouldn't be hard to find them" is "non sarà difficile trovarLI" (trovar[e] = to find ; -li = them). This is actually a very common mistake for non-italian speakers, i don't know why though :)

Landa calls Bridget "vedetta": i assume it's a literal translation of the french word "vedette", that stands for "star", or

[1992marcog]

@shourisaikou comunque la prima parte del discorso di landa non si capisce molto bene.... (e sono italiano) :D

[funkyrayo]

@1992marcog  infatti non è italiano..........

[007Hunkguy]

@c1m47h3l HI, im glad you are learning this beautiful languege.. Im also trying very hard to learn.

[Astromash123]

i'm wondering how is that translated in the movie's italian version :D

[1992marcog]

@Astromash123 i'm italian.... in the italian version i didn't understand because the whole scene is in italian.... so for us this is a normal scene.... not so funny.only in original language we can appreciate it :)

[whattheh3ll]

@1992marcog and whats more, italian version tranlsation is kinda different, for example they dont say "arrivederci" but "baciamo le mani", dont know why

[1992marcog]

@whattheh3ll maybe to underline that they were talking italian.... :)

[1992marcog]

@whattheh3ll also because it is a clichè now.... :D

[007Hunkguy]

@whattheh3ll Mi piace molto questo film. I would like to learn more Italian. Thanks for that tip:) sono un amico.

[Bballguy1121]

HAHA the german has the women symbol of a rank, which indicates the womb XD

[marcellogobbi]

Brad Pitt's priceless! "Graz-ie." XD

[secondagm]

ha piu' l'accento meridionale il tedesco che gli ''italiani''

[AloneCorleone]

This scene is hilarious! Almost as funny as killing Nazis

[AloneCorleone]

This scene is hilarious! Almost as funny as Nazis dying..

[noutashinjitsuno]

ownage when hans says bravo; he is in fact validating "de coco's" attempt at passing for an italian.

[q0tSa]

A RIVER DERCI

[poppoya]

"Margheriti" and "DeCocco" made the funniest facial/hand expressions when Bridget introduced them. LMAO. I can't get over Margheriti's squint.

[spacejesusadventure]

@poppoya ha ha ha agreed

[titleist910]

why is there a dislike button?

[PleasedToBeHere1]

based on their accent, when he asked for the tickets he surely was expecting two pieces of cardboard with "Ticket" written on it with a marker.

[ESFAndy011]

Goor-lah-meh!!

[debunker1905]

Hammersmark: Nun meine kamera-freunde müssen ihre plätze finden.

Landa: Not so fast, bitch.

[fIugasche]

Hans Landa. A highly educated german officer. =D

[BravoZeroOne1]

Dominic Decocco was supposed to keep his damn mouth shut. But he learned Eye-talian instead. Bravo!

[shahab1909]

خــــــــــــداس :))

[IcyHot311]

hehe oh Americans........we are so cute huh? haha I'm totally kidding!!!(: This is so funny....... ridiculous italian accents

I love this movie! <3

[DaRkNess1400]

lol his expression when she says "Antonio Margheriti"

[baffifinti78]

haha I'm italian that's very funny cut, "cool" film, "figo" ( or also "fico", pronounced "feego" or "feeko", with a stopped sound in "o"). tarantino rules ciao! p.s. their hands moves are totally out of place and I think tarantino knows it, and this is double funny for these scene hehehh :)

[baffifinti78]

haha I'm italian that's very funny cut, "cool" film, "figo" ( or also "fico", pronounced "feego" or "feeko", with a stopped sound in "o"). tarantino rules ciao!

[Christian28Star]

Bawnjurno! Hilarious.

[sleepy91]

worst italian accent ever xD

[elementsk8co]

@sleepy91  no shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[sidonus]

Bradd pitts final words in this scene sounded like DURKAAAA DUUUUR

[Beehappymovie]

The only one who stays so calm and natural is DOMINICK DECOCCO!!

[roushhourtwo]

epic double chin

[MsCrayonz]

AARRIBADERCHEE



[Atlasraven31]

It's Gor-lami, like salami. I'm actually half-english....this ain't workin toots. *shoots Hans Indiana-Jones style*

[MrWhtge8]

Waltz is a brilliant actor.

[SkyRaiderExplosion]

Flipped!

[thestranger4812]

I pissed myself when he said "let me really hear the music in it".

[Shumuremu]

ahahha W ITALIA ahha sono italiana e devo dire che quando parlano sembrano ubriachi e poi Brad non sa proprio pronunciare l'italiano comunque è sempre bello :Q_________

[coolisnow]

lolololollolol!!!! 0:20-0:29 rofl

[kushedup313]

@coolisnow lol i know i almost died loll

[SomeoneNamedChris]

i do the same thing in Spanish class...

[ModelOmega]

GOR-LAM-E

MAR-GAR-EE-TEE

A-REAR-VE-DERT-CHI

lol

[MrStridsvagn]

MAR-GA-REE-TEE!

[FedeAlien]

Lol, in the Italian version of the film they changed what they say in this scene

[dsciaab12360]

can any of u spanish speakers understand this italian?

[redhotcpp]

@dsciaab12360  of course we can, only stupid people like you cant

[dsciaab12360]

@redhotcpp stupid people like me?? I know exactly what kind of person you are...... the kind that needs attention so he tries to start arguments and fights over the internet..... get a life you piece of crap, no one needs this

[redhotcpp]

@dsciaab12360 I think the same thing about you, because you think spanish speakers cant understand other lenguages, you think you`re better, you need attention, you wanted to start a fight with that comment of yours.

[dsciaab12360]

@redhotcpp Well maybe I wasn't trying to piss off anyone..... maybe I'm actually just fascinated by other languages, and wanted to know just how similar Spanish is to Italian. But nah I guess I'll take your word for it...... I'm just an asshole trying to start arguments with people cuz I've got nothing better to do

[redhotcpp]

@dsciaab12360 well maybe I was a little bit agressive with ya, sorry

[dsciaab12360]

@redhotcpp it's fine

[redhotcpp]

@dsciaab12360 I mean it, really, I just cant stand people underestimating ( im not saying you did ) spanish, latin american speakers like me. you know I really feel bad for my behavior, ( and my terrible english too).

[dsciaab12360]

@redhotcpp Nah your English is fine... but I dont know why people would think that about Spanish speakers, I think all languages besides English are awesome and not boring haha

[redhotcpp]

@dsciaab12360 hehe you`re right

[trapazza]

@dsciaab12360 Yes, it normally goes like this: Italians can't understand Spanish but Spaniards can understand Italian. Spanish can't understand Portuguese but Portuguese can understand Spanish, and Portuguese can't understand French but French can understand Portuguese.

[dsciaab12360]

@trapazza That's interesting.... is that because of the tones of the different languages? Like I can see why Italians would have a harder time understanding Spanish speakers because I know a lot of them speak really fast.

[Shumuremu]

@trapazza non è vero sono gli spagnoli che non capiscono l'italiano sai sono italiano e me ne intendo

[debunker1905]

@dsciaab12360 a little yes

[cmonutube]

lol the end is the funniest

[jehasato]

LoL

[s1mkemontenegro]

1:36 bravo bravo hahahahha

[Superalexmarket]

A river derchy!!! xD!!!

[Superalexmarket]

1:05 Epic...

[Superalexmarket]

Buongiorno; in the midlle of the nigth..JAJAJA!!!

[nightbma]

AHAHAHAHA BRAVOO xD

[YustinaMusic]

"A river derchy" :D



[TeflonTron]

@YustinaMusic Bravo!

[BlitztheDragon]

I'm sorry, all I could think during this scene was "Skoozee, boppity boopie?"

[GhostFreaked]

"Gorlaaami"

[metabog]

1:37 'Bravo! Bravo!"

[AlexanderRhettCrammr]

Actually yes, but not many of us -_- I myself speak Englush and Italian, and I'm working on Russian!

[zenmonkey666]

but how did they know what to say immediately if they doesn't speak italian?

[LadyBakura92]

non per dire XD ma il "fake italian" parlava italiano meglio degli altri XD, (the "fake italian" has a better accent than the other guys)

[marianovallejos]

Fucking americans! Can't speak another language aside from english! AGUANTE ARGENTINA! Y LATINOAMERICA! (go Argentina and Latin America)

[DeeJtH3V1rus]

@marianovallejos Cool Story bro...

[redhotcpp]

@marianovallejos Pelotudoo! si pones "Fucking americans!" te estas puteando a vos mismo bobo, minimo pone "north america" , los libros y mapas no muerden gil

[marianovallejos]

@redhotcpp Porque ellos se hacen llamar así. Gil. North america también estaría mal en definitiva. Bardeá a los yankees en vez de a mí, pelotudo.

[redhotcpp]

@marianovallejos ¿ que importa como se hacen llamar ellos ? en primer lugar no les des la razon , vos sos americano tambien aunque no te guste. admiti que te equivocaste en el "Fucking americans" che!

[marianovallejos]

@redhotcpp Yo soy latinoamericano

[marianovallejos]

@redhotcpp Por que los supuestos tanos hacen la manito asi? Me mata! jajajajajaajaj

[redhotcpp]

@marianovallejos por que son tres boludos!

[GeauxSaints53]

Bonjourno.

[HELMUTpyco]

The best scene , Brad and his facial expression is brilliant :D

[InHurleyWeTrust]

Margheriiiiiiiiiti !



[thetallguy5192]

1:37

"I can teach her how to smoke. My hair is on fire, even as I speak."

[NedYahNRonnoc]

A Reever Der Chee

[derfos23]

MAR  GHE RI TI I!!!

[Amoriskij]

I watched this movie in italian. They made the characters talk a dialect from Sicily, but it wasn't half as funny as the original version... :)

[LevvyVision]

Press 8 to hear it one more time.

[xxxmodelvideos]

Buon-joooor-no!

[TheEmperorOfTheWorld]

A-ree-ve-deer-chi!

[oniichandrawings]

Guurr-laah-mey

[RASR14]

Landa's face at 0:46 looks like trollface XD and yes, he was such a troll in that movie XD

[mizzSHADYgurl]

lol i thought this scene was very funny. and still do. marrrrrga ree tee!! xD

[annamobile]

No, I'm pretty sure they aren't Italians, so that would make them "fake Italians."

[Lorrer09]

not fake Italian its real Italian get any Information befor you r downloading a Video

[colorsmadeoftears]

@Lorrer09 yeah, like italian with the worst, funniest accent ever... get an education before you post.

[dbtrbestj]

this is the best of the best movies ever!



[trujilloking]

margareteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[diamondmoney007]

Correcto,,, Gore-lomee,,,,,,,,,Brad Pitt had no italian accent at all,, that movie was awesome,,, Pitt didnt have enough scenes in this movie,,, The guy that played Hans Landa was great

[iCactusDog]

@Pill88Dickle Uhhhh, the point of the scene is humour. Don't take it so seriously..

[Shadowranger96]

0:47 Donnys face just makes me piss myself laughing, hes the only one stood there looking like "..oh shit" Aldo just looks fucked off x3

[Rishon1981]

perfect scene, Brad and guyes played just awaosome))))

[optimusprime2008]

Where the FUCK was Brad's Oscar nod in this?!?!?!

[futuredp]

To be fair, Waltz has admitted in interviews he doesn't actually speak Italian and was taught how to do a faux accent with the Italian lines that he memorized.

However, we cannot forget he actually does speak English, French, and German. Impressive.