Russell Peters - Show Me The Funny (Part 4)

[ninaenamorada079]

Love this guy! <3

[PeaceLovePvm]

sit down to pee, you dont have to worry about forgetting the seat, you make no mess, and no sound, win all around =P

[MasterMerc13]

7:42 He does the Carlton very well. XD

[blackhearts2cent]

@MasterMerc13 Wow thats my name :)

[ddy98]

he is such a sick pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[THEVERTIGO130]

6:37

[Fickinboy]

now...every time i go to the bathroom i laugh at my self :P

[rvaidya98]

"Nobody was ever racism to smurfs" "Smurfette was a ---, Smurfette was a ---!"

[FatnWild]

Turn on the air conditioning? What if they start lactating?

[FatnWild]

The louder the boom, the SMALLER the pee pee. The pee has farther to fall and so it hits harder :P

[yosiyas]

Hello, change tone helllloooooooo

[b2st15]

lol you boiled the wrong egg

[misswolfybrown]

DUMBO!!!

[mustkill139]

OMG. LOST IT WHEN HE PEED IN THE SHOWER!!!

[DruggedBySyrinage]

The Louder the BOOM the bigger the PEEPEE

[DruBMIL]

"we don't want you to hear how many times we thought we were finished" haha aint that the truth!

[daphne2blake]

''smirfett was a ho, smirfett was a ho''... LmFaO

[GunsmokeForever]

3:08 as soon as he said ring my phone rang lol

[elyricc]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAA

[devilonearth666]

21 people dont pee on the side of the toilet



[norbu99]

Com on honey meet dumbo haha

[remoseidon]

what a girly laugh

[hinatababe97]

lmfao

"C'mon honey meet Dumbo.. WEEHAHEEE!!!" :P :D

[KierLightraven]

big or small, real men pee in the center or the toiler

[JackyLum]

agree with the Pee Pee stuff XD

[elsureste214]

R.P.: Go make me some breakfast. I thought for sure.

W.: What do you want?

R.P.: 2 eggs. One boiled. One fried. I went downstairs she did it. what do you do then?

R.P.: OH you screwed it up! YOU BOILED THE WRONG EGG!!!

[ValetinoLovebird]

so we already talked about smurffs....how and the simpsons XXD (they are all yellow)

[mystupidusername101]

dude i spend all day watching u n i dont work on my SATs how dare u?

[cutiemisslove]

Omfg this is the funniest shit ever!

[Houseaker]

7:44 russell peters does the carlton dance hahahaha

[ryanlight100]

@Houseaker LMFAO, I JUST REMEMBERED WATCHING THAT EPISODE OF FAMILY MATTERS

[greendaylife94]

@ryanlight100 fresh prince of bel-air you mean??

[rohan64bit]

hahaha thats 1 fucking funny guy.. russlell

[demonchil2009]

19 people got pissed on in the shoer

[sonofthedestroyer]

LOL

I am more into ass than tits.Slightly more

[sweetsoureisha]

2:38 to 2:53 That's me!! :O

[sweetvampy5]

you boiled the wrong egg!!omg so funny!!

[philipzown7]

epic face haha XD

[choprak12]

"Cmon honey, meet dumbo"

"Weeeeeeeehheeeeh !"

LOL

[TrobinT]

LOL Carlton dance XP

[Postolos]

Shut up omggg been watching for 40 mins and i'm reading to start banging doors floors wall and windows from the laughter i get i'm ready to collapse! KEEP IT UP MAN!

[lelu47]

I'm with u black wolf

[jiggaz2011]

This guy is funny he goes hey u boiled the wrong egg

[dxbblackwolf]

Man it's addictive. I planned to only watch part 1 and now Im here

[TheNnn24]

That wasnt funny for The Smurfs and they are not ugly, no way!!!

[prettyprincess362]

his jokes never seem to offend me

[anosura]

u poiled the wrong egg

[ndragonil]

hahahahaha ater peeing "ahhh brrr" haha happens to me all the time! xD

[sdADadaf]

ohh you screw it up .. u boiled the wrong egg hahahaha xD

[majikmainsa]

even his laugh is funny

[jaddpauey14]

16 people have no sense of humor

[MrPranoy]

does anyone get those ring phone calls because I dont?

[NYCAlexander]

I still pee to the side even in my house

[SugarSweetStar24]

Lmfao I never laugh when I watch something alone but I pissed myself laughing when he was talking about the peeing and the elephant tattoo! Lool

[frankwatson22]

wobelin wobelin

[khanimania]

he is right about the pee

[ajaykeer23939]

SO TRUE... I ALWAYS PEE ON THE SIDE OF THE TOILET TO HEAR NO SOUND LOL

[thrivingivory234]

@ajaykeer23939 Me too! Except im a chick ........ it takes a long time to get that aim right :P

[lhrmeonom]

@thrivingivory234 you can aim???

[Luv0rSin]

@ajaykeer23939 loll

[imSNIFFLES]

@ajaykeer23939 Fucking same bro.

[MotherAbby]

@ajaykeer23939 LOL. ew.

[AprilCutie93]

she was that is true

[proof619]

haha in the back it says "El Barto"

[micyish]

he s freak.lol..

[DreaSnowboarderBaby1]

"They've only got one woman! No wonder they're blue!!"

[AprilCutie93]

@DreaSnowboarderBaby1 smurfete was a ho smurfete was aho

[kinglynx]

@DreaSnowboarderBaby1 i dont get it?

[Nocturnezzz]

is he doing the carlton dance? 7:43

[AprilCutie93]

@Nocturnezzz yep

[REY619MYSTERIO6]

elephant ears rofl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gunner4evaah]

elephant ears huh  !!!

[AnimeFreak792]

"Elephant ears"

"Come on honey. Me and dumbo *elephant noise*"

OMG! I almost fell out of my chair laughing so much! xDDDDDD

[KoMighty]

smurfs joke wasnt funny......but the rest was HILARIOUS!

[lkkjsd]

@KoMighty did you get it?

[webmindset]

hilarious! 

[flipsurajside]

dis moda focka tries to copy dave chappelle..

[mantoadmire]

@flipsurajside fuck you bitch....i will make you my personal proprty

[flipsurajside]

@mantoadmire : truth hurts man! n y r u so mad? r u peter's personal property? haha

[TheGodfatherSahil12]

@flipsurajside he's better than dave though......

[BathingGorillas]

@TheGodfatherSahil12 nah no way, Russell Peters great dont get me wrong, but hes no Dave Chappelle.

[flipsurajside]

@TheGodfatherSahil12 Its ur personal opinion, but for me dave is far better ;)

[TheGodfatherSahil12]

@flipsurajside No comedian can be FAR better than Russell. Only 1 point ahead, that's it.

[flipsurajside]

@TheGodfatherSahil12 u didn't read my msg i guess..the first sentence befor comma :)

[ImJustBoredLol]

Someone explain me the part about the italian guys not letting their hands off their dick =S

[salemgirl123]

@ImJustBoredLol its a stereotype that italian men like to grab their own crotch when they talk or.. walk around or just grab it for fun of grabing

[ImJustBoredLol]

@salemgirl123 ahh...i guess i never knew any italian guys =s

[TheGodfatherSahil12]

13 people boiled the wrong egg

[julissa4444]

the pee thing is so fuking true..

[XxEvE1986xX]

i was sooo down these last couple of days and watchin this is makin me laugh so loud my cats and dogs are gettin scared lol

i love you russell!!!!!!

[wowwow180]

I have a tattoo of a dragon on my dick

[xDavexVlll]

@wowwow180 o really did it freaking hurt like a bitch !?

[strongpoint101ify]

Enough with the peanuts, give me ants. Lol

[chain000000]

haha thats what i do, peeing on side of toilet!!!

[shadowofrajman]

"you boiled the wrong egg!" haha

[ReezeGoingSenseless]

LOL! It`s true, we practise Stealthpissing on every Date.^^

[highboijosh]

the pee pee thing is true xD

[ChainsmokingPothead]

anyone know what part of it is when he sez "la la la la!" and sounds retarded when doing it :D been trying to find that clip, it's hilarious

[Akleptose]

"c'mon honey meet dumbo! wheeee!!!"

[malith90]

Not one of his best shows...

[fred9099]

not in the league of "outsourced". not even close...

[tipo16v]

you gotta watch this in company! megalaughter!

[133Nomad]

It's really hard watching this while everyone is sleeping.

[Tuuralihn]

he's funny but not hilarious

[TehKilar1337]

@Tuuralihn He's hilarious in other shows, he's only somewhat funny in this one.

[RoniCMaster]

Ahh, the elephant thing. I remember doing that with a marker pen when I was 5.

[beccabear54]

9 people missed the like button.

[SteveBlues87]

1:35 SO F-IN TRUE!!! LOL!!! I do this every time.

[joshdixon1]

smurphet was a hoe

[RichyTheWolfDemon]

"Doooh! *big smile* Blrbllrlbllblbllblrllblblrlblr­bllblrb"

[razorthecurse]

c'mon honey meet dumbo XD

[gorolink7]

YOU BOILED THE WRONG EGG!!!!!!

[793124001]

He is genius.

[Ratly300]

Dumbo XD

[nshuvo]

one word: he is a genius.

[kingman88]

@nshuvo each one is a word...does that make it a phrase?

[josh1212121]

@nshuvo those are 4 words

[BrownLevelPrince]

@josh1212121 lol.. ikr

[ShadowVampireFTW]

LMAO! "Cmon honey meet dumbo!"

[parewaeono]

This is the best so far of all the clips I have watched. bloody hilarious.no yellow card for you bud.

[deviant62]

"I'd have more like an aardvark"  lmao

[meatandwad]

His air bag face LMAO!

[pendulousphallus]

Man, I do that pee to the side of the toilet thing way too often.

[sam4903]

i know right

[DNGenuine93]

im not sure if it's just me but he's not as funny as i remember =\

[jigar00boy]

@DNGenuine93 this is his first show

[TheAK825]

oh you screwed it up, you boiled the wrong eggg.

[nasirali1]

haha "oh u screwed it up u boiled the wrong egg" this dudes funny

[chantypersad]

he is hilarious !!! i almost peed my pants !!

[JanegotFramed]

LMAO! 2:50 i do that.

Everytime...

[iloveinu2death]

"I wish I could have a pair...not on me, I'm not a freak." LMAO!! XD

[PlayBoii22]

I pee to the side too!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao it's nice to know guys do it too

[scarstike]

You boiled the wrong egg! hahahahahah OMG lol CLASSSIC!!!!!

[phillyfan856]

1:50 thatssss sooo true holy shit

[jklolugetit]

problem is....i have an aardvark. HAHAHAAHA

[ShaithMaster]

wow peeing to the side of the toilet.. I thought i was the only one hahaha

[smartacious]

@ShaithMaster me 2

[nonamesorryaboutthat]

''am i speaking punjaby'' .. hahahahah

[Hancy18]

omg lmao.. i did the same thing @my x's..

[RJYEMS]

ok the whole peeing to the side of the toilet thing..... This guy is good! lol... thats too funny

[LaurenDallasBono26]

Hahaha thats soo true!

hello...Hello??...HELLO!!?!? Helloooo :p

[anttrap321]

pee on the side of the toilet!!! DAM hes DAM rite!!!

[AsuranAark]

"Ohh, you screwed up! You boiled the wrong egg!"

LOL

[yipyip2001]

its cool you fools!! :D

[shastamcnasta666]

The piss thing is sooooooooooooo true!

[J33w]

@shastamcnasta666 exactly what I thought haha

[XoxshriyaXoX]

lol 'hunni meet dumbo' haha genius!!! lol lmfao!! xx

[MasterOfTheVoids]

with the smurf thing there were 2 girls but one was a little kid

[RoseisoutofherTOGA]

@KrfNYC2

Yeah I have to agree with you. Every act of his makes me laugh but this whole show is really pathetic. The flow is mad off and none of his jokes are funny. I don't know what he was going through when he did this :(

[mbahra]

"RING!!!"

[KrfNYC2]

I like Russell Peters, but this act is lame.

[keizerina]

Hahaha "Hey honey, meet dumbo *make elephant noises*" HAHAH xD i laughed really hard there

[RedneckZomb1es]

You put in the wrong egg!!!!!!

[EasyFreind]

Pure GolD

[TheDudette72]

Hey baby, meet Dumbo! lmao :)

[nivri25]

LOL blllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllll boing xD

[carolchilena]

peeing in the shower with ur girl lmfao

[986401]

iv done that before and it smelled rancid. needless to say i didnt get sex that night :(

[harry6871]

7:43

looks like the carlton dance XD

[girl939ri]

hahahaahahaha

[turellsolution]

haha i said the same thing wen i posted it on fbook!

[maluboy08]

ya it does haha

[Mortalaxe12]

@harry6871 lol, so true

[iloveinu2death]

@harry6871 I totally agree...except Carlton does it ten times better..ha ha. ;)

[naarakyuu]

@harry6871 cuz it was. lol

[kittycat3044]

@TheJASstudios u think ur screwed... i was drinking grapefruit soda...

[mjmjrulesdude]

@TheJASstudios how did you write this

[obiwan8926]

@TheJASstudios I wish I'd read your comment earlier!

[entropyhd]

@TheJASstudios the keyboard survived did it . . i'd count myself lucky!! this guy is hilarious!!