I'm sorry, but what on earth does Religion have to do with spanking in a video game? Besides the title of the game being "God Hand". I'd have thought God of War would have recieved this barrage of comments.
@shadowgeek101 agree with what your sayin man but as an athiests who knows quite alot about religions the more you research them the more obvious it becomes thats its a pile of tosh most were more started to 'cleanse' people they didnt want around and most have been upkept for money but because of the the religious ppl lookin at this post im not gonna look at this again cos theyl be loads of devout people wanting to chew my ear off because theyr to blind to see the obviousness of it all
Yeah when I get rich and hire a secretary ill make sure the contract says: "Your boss has the right to spank you whenever he feels like, for as long as hard as he feels like" (with a belt too, why not? Im a old rich pervert bastard (instead of a poor pervert bastard) by then.
So they are the same guys! There where way to many obvious references for not being the same... Fuck Capcom, Id rather see Godhand 2, than Mad world... I mean mad world is great and all, but not the same humour, speed, reflexes out of this world special moves... Nah Mad world gets boring after you have seen all the moves and killed the last boss. This game never gets boring.
yes,but must be she must agree to it.If you force her to take one,you can get sued.Just make sure she likes to be spanked or don't start as rough the first times.
Thanks 4 the advice. I always fanatizie about "whoopin ass" but you never can tell who likes what, just by looking at them. Some like to be choked, some like wrestling, ... U know, different strokes for different folks. ....Oh and by the way I am not the type to "force a horse to drink water" even though I took it down the bayou for a drink.
Make sure you spank a girl when she is acting rude, and then smile... That not only shows your confidence, and girls love that... but its also what you want no? But you dont wanna hold her like Gene does and spank like crazy (lol)
Word of advice: Dont expect to find girls that want to be spanked in the church, and dont expect to find girls that DONT like to be spanked in a sado club. Looking for girls that want to be spanked?
Oh, by the way, I too want to spank girls, in fact, I did it on a friend of mine (a girl duh! LOL xD)
after having a (verbal) fight. I claimed it was for pretend only, while she is still pissed because she claims I spank her WAY TO HARD! (Of course I did) But the girl that saw it, and my friends just laughed at her, making her stop whining about it and get along with me again.
Ps: You may want to try this yourself! Its not like anyone is gonna take her serious for you spanking her, even if hard
I've had the "Luxury" of treatin" some chicks W a delightable OTK. A few enjoyed it, some dealt W it, some found it as a new, but strange experience & many got RAGING mad. I started 2 think may B i am the weird one. As far as church is concerned, U'll be surprised what U find in there. As far as club is concerned, all U get is nothin but trouble. I 've been in that repeated trip several times, I resigned from clubbing.
The clubs demand a lot, no doubt, after I started clubbing I have grown to become incredibly over-confident and fucking arrogant... The girls love it, everybody else hates it... and honestly... I dont care what others think.
Point is: Your odds are probably highter in the clubs, but hey, there are exceptions... the question is if you want to search for exceptions, or evolve and adapt to clubs. Its a big step (ironically one step at the time) but once you take it you WILL find what you want.
I'd say I admire your approach. After 30+ years of stress filled fun on earth, I have seen a whole lot. I have encounters W two from church. One liked Boys as well as girls, I had to move on when I noticed the "spouse" paying attention. The other was a phoney christian. However in clubs ... I 've had my fair share of drama & risking a "renewal opportunity" is not in my agenda. .....wait wait wait wait !!!! ....there's another kinda club, It just hit me !!
Hahahah yep another kind of club indeed, I mean, dont expect to get to spank girls at a jazz club... Then again, its MUCH BETTER to get to spank someone that never expected it... Then again, you could risk to get beaten to death if you go around "God Hand spanking" girls at random. Oh, when it comes to risk, key to success (to me at least) was to face up with rejection. Now when i hit on/spank a woman and she looks at me pissed, I just laugh and go find another target that eventually smiles.
Yeah... I mean, sorry if your a christian yourself and all, but heck Christians are the most hypocritical people ever! And the pedophile Catholic priests? sheesh its like every pedo on earth KNOWS that they get the "get out of jail free" card by becoming a priest.
Anyway, once you learn to become de-sensitive not only wont you take bull from none (automatically skipping the drama part) but since women like it, your increasing your chances to find a apropiate target (party girls are into stuff)
Haaaaahhhh !!! (Yawn) U woke me Up !! .... LOL it looks like this is getting deeper. Although I believe in Jesus, but I cant say much of those who profess the same thing. Nuff Said. Back 2 Da subject.
Women can B some strange beings sometimes. When U "Bully" them, thats when they seem to "Behave, Deliver Perform" But I know a guy who would give his blood to his girl (If he could live after that) but the brick headed girl gives him a run for his money. I dont know why he wont just move on.
Hahaha, let me tell you something man, women HATE to be put on a pidestral, they hatehatehate! To be treated as some prize object.
Tell your friend to start ignoring her, to start making her EARN his attention and respect, and if he just gets girls by spending money on them, he will (OF COURSE!) find women that want his money! Why? Because regular girls hate their cavalier "buy" the right to screw her, and because they want men that act as their superiors, not one that place himself lower rank.
Ill break it up to you: When it comes to courtship, we men are fucking cavemen, let me sum this up: Guys think that big cars, flowers, diamond necklaces, expensive wines etc, (or in general money) is going to get us the woman, 10000 years ago that would have been completely true.
Sadly women do not whore out like this any more, well, some do, but they are just gonna take advantage of you, until you need to take a second job to pay your bills, then she is just gonna leave you, for another fool.
Back to main subject: Girls say they want a cute kind soft guy that treats her like a little princess.... yet they always hang around bad guys... Why? Because they want real men, not kind boys, and because they want men to be a challenge.
They are much like video game players, if you toss the extra costumes and archievements at them, they are gonna leave.
If you make them EARN them by playing YOUR game, then they are gonna stay around forever getting them all.
Thats why I stopped trying 2 get their attention a looong time ago. They come & go, when they come, like a Mouse, I "trap 'em" when it runs its course, they move on, or I move on .... or whatever .... NEXT ..... But much as I enjoy "whoopin ass" a lot of times coz of th' way most of them responded, it start'd 2 look like I was the weird one. But I know a whole lot that I aint. There's an ocean of spankers out there.
See this is what disgusts me in the world, people believing things they don't understand. The bible claims Jesus was the son of God.
You don't believe in him, because it's almost undoubted he existed. You need to question if he was the son of God, and according to every bit of science we have, there is and was no such thing as floating semen that randomly impregnates a girl.
Here's a FACT: There very well may be a God, but no book, or person on this planet, is even close to being "right".
I do whatever I have to do to avoid the "Grey areas" So whomever dont like it, I dont mess W 'em. Speakin 'bout me not being alone, I saw a site and my my my .... There's a WORLD of "givers & receivers" ..... Deeeeeeelightful !! Yum
However that doesn't mean Jesus's teachings should be ignored. He may have been crazy if he claimed he was the son of a great bearded man, but who's to say he even did say that? Some writers(all with lots of power and greedy for more most likely) wrote about him after his death. To read and especially write in that time, was a convenience only given to nobility...
Now I haven't ever heard of a fucking honest member of "nobility" or the elite. Jesus was a great man, the bible is bullshit.
Well more power to you. When I said I believe in Jesus, I didnt mean I believe in some man who once was on earth. I have a different kind of belief. But this video isnt about religious beliefs or personal convictions so I wouldnt preach.
Haha yea this is about as off topic as it can get. I'm not trying to say I'm right. I believe he was meant to do what he did but as for him being the son of God, I really doubt he said that himself. Religion was the ultimate influence of the population, the Greek and Roman leaders used it heavily to their advantage. We did/do too.
If you want to understand why I detest the bible so much, it's because it has been heavily edited, written by men we know NOTHING about, and controlled by nobility.
I'll go there again. The Bible editing & stuff may B true, & I hate 2B preachin right 'bout now, but the "war" (Real) Christians fight isnt physical, its spiritual. Unseen forces R more powerful than what we can see. I can blame the dilution on that. If something is not from God, its time will come & go, But if God endorses something, no matter how much we humans fight it, it will stay. And .... I STILL luv 2 "woopass" thats how I keep 'em Warmed. Yeah ... Over my knees !! Like the video!
I saw it for sale for ten bucks today, and yet, i passed it up because I already had picked up a few games for cheap and had heard god hand wasn't that great.
this game was too good, nowadays people just want easy cakewalks with pretty graphics (see: xbox360 games). Hopefully PlatinumGames will serve up the same quality that Clover did.
It's more fun to let the girls beat you up, too.
ugforthewin 2 months ago
Poor girl.
ugforthewin 3 months ago
god bless the japanese
starbattle226 5 months ago
press 6
tbstbs1 6 months ago
aff qualquer idiota faz isso sahushausaush,eu faço 130xmais rapido '-'
Julio97316 7 months ago
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He should have sex with her
Ultimatefiren 8 months ago
isnt that on the mecha-spider?
TheSbb4ever 10 months ago
@TheSbb4ever yup. how shit are these bad guys aye.
TKSiate 8 months ago
more like GOD SPANK XD
MrCris9696 1 year ago
Is it ironic that he shouts "burn" on the slap that sends her flying?
DuskXIIII 1 year ago
@DuskXIIII I always thought it was "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!" Kind of like a battle cry, rather than an actual word. O.o
TreetopYodeler 11 months ago
Is it ironic that he shouts "burn" on the slap that sends here flying?
DuskXIIII 1 year ago
the girl Gene is slapping reminds me of Kitana from MK.
kenjiharimaCU 1 year ago
Fucking love those spank specials.
DAT ASS
zweihand 1 year ago
Activate the God Hand, and mash all the buttons and it'll be like 10 slaps a second hahaha
SHlNOBl3 1 year ago
to bad she has such a tiny little boy's ass.
Passions55 1 year ago
14 feminists viewed this video.
MiDSinister 1 year ago 9
Hahaha, they're all PETA members!
dougd1015 1 year ago
@MiDSinister 18 now.
zweihand 1 year ago
i couldn't get that far in this game. all the enemies are too cheap.
DaveMire 1 year ago
hmmm...i think she liked it...
DragonH93 1 year ago
Whip it!
hardkoregamer1981 1 year ago
...And suddenly, I have a purpose in my life... playing God Hand. Thanks for the video.
ClassicToonFan64 2 years ago 5
O.o
Dcsa1996i 2 years ago
no ass
kmav81 2 years ago
lol she got kicked the shit outa her
ipoonrabbits 2 years ago
I'm sorry, but what on earth does Religion have to do with spanking in a video game? Besides the title of the game being "God Hand". I'd have thought God of War would have recieved this barrage of comments.
findlay27 2 years ago
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Alright, fuck.
Let the christians and the religions argue about God.
Athiests and Agnostics, STOP GETTING IN THE WAY.
Just admit that we know nothing, there is nothing for us to prove DEFINITIVELY EITHER WAY, and we should just move ON with our lives.
Don't overthink the damn problem.
shadowgeek101 2 years ago 6
@shadowgeek101 agree with what your sayin man but as an athiests who knows quite alot about religions the more you research them the more obvious it becomes thats its a pile of tosh most were more started to 'cleanse' people they didnt want around and most have been upkept for money but because of the the religious ppl lookin at this post im not gonna look at this again cos theyl be loads of devout people wanting to chew my ear off because theyr to blind to see the obviousness of it all
safe lol
FukinMikeAlright 2 years ago
Man I want a gif of that...
Cromoney1 2 years ago 5
@Cromoney1 It desperately needs one.
MrLegionnare 1 year ago
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Religion is a lie, get over it...
TheInfadelKing 2 years ago
All of these comments are like paragraphs.
constert111 2 years ago 8
Yeah when I get rich and hire a secretary ill make sure the contract says: "Your boss has the right to spank you whenever he feels like, for as long as hard as he feels like" (with a belt too, why not? Im a old rich pervert bastard (instead of a poor pervert bastard) by then.
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
satisfies ur adrenaline
blurr82 2 years ago
yes...YES......that pleases me.
senpuu1440 2 years ago
It was my favorite game on ps2 : )
Does anyone know if it will be a second part ? GOD HAND 2
URZU7KASHIM 2 years ago
They eventually formed Platnium Games and Created MadWorld!
godzilla4189 2 years ago 3
So they are the same guys! There where way to many obvious references for not being the same... Fuck Capcom, Id rather see Godhand 2, than Mad world... I mean mad world is great and all, but not the same humour, speed, reflexes out of this world special moves... Nah Mad world gets boring after you have seen all the moves and killed the last boss. This game never gets boring.
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
my ass gets spanked in my vid lol
s0merand0midi0t 2 years ago
Can a real woman get spanked like that without the spanker catching a court case?
warmerup 2 years ago
yes,but must be she must agree to it.If you force her to take one,you can get sued.Just make sure she likes to be spanked or don't start as rough the first times.
Topsecret464 2 years ago
Thanks 4 the advice. I always fanatizie about "whoopin ass" but you never can tell who likes what, just by looking at them. Some like to be choked, some like wrestling, ... U know, different strokes for different folks. ....Oh and by the way I am not the type to "force a horse to drink water" even though I took it down the bayou for a drink.
warmerup 2 years ago
No problem.Just a bit hard to find someone that likes to be spanked and that talks about it openly.
Topsecret464 2 years ago
O.o
Adamska16 2 years ago 2
Make sure you spank a girl when she is acting rude, and then smile... That not only shows your confidence, and girls love that... but its also what you want no? But you dont wanna hold her like Gene does and spank like crazy (lol)
Word of advice: Dont expect to find girls that want to be spanked in the church, and dont expect to find girls that DONT like to be spanked in a sado club. Looking for girls that want to be spanked?
LOCATION LOCATION! Location is key!
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
Oh, by the way, I too want to spank girls, in fact, I did it on a friend of mine (a girl duh! LOL xD)
after having a (verbal) fight. I claimed it was for pretend only, while she is still pissed because she claims I spank her WAY TO HARD! (Of course I did) But the girl that saw it, and my friends just laughed at her, making her stop whining about it and get along with me again.
Ps: You may want to try this yourself! Its not like anyone is gonna take her serious for you spanking her, even if hard
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
I've had the "Luxury" of treatin" some chicks W a delightable OTK. A few enjoyed it, some dealt W it, some found it as a new, but strange experience & many got RAGING mad. I started 2 think may B i am the weird one. As far as church is concerned, U'll be surprised what U find in there. As far as club is concerned, all U get is nothin but trouble. I 've been in that repeated trip several times, I resigned from clubbing.
warmerup 2 years ago
The clubs demand a lot, no doubt, after I started clubbing I have grown to become incredibly over-confident and fucking arrogant... The girls love it, everybody else hates it... and honestly... I dont care what others think.
Point is: Your odds are probably highter in the clubs, but hey, there are exceptions... the question is if you want to search for exceptions, or evolve and adapt to clubs. Its a big step (ironically one step at the time) but once you take it you WILL find what you want.
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
I'd say I admire your approach. After 30+ years of stress filled fun on earth, I have seen a whole lot. I have encounters W two from church. One liked Boys as well as girls, I had to move on when I noticed the "spouse" paying attention. The other was a phoney christian. However in clubs ... I 've had my fair share of drama & risking a "renewal opportunity" is not in my agenda. .....wait wait wait wait !!!! ....there's another kinda club, It just hit me !!
warmerup 2 years ago
Hahahah yep another kind of club indeed, I mean, dont expect to get to spank girls at a jazz club... Then again, its MUCH BETTER to get to spank someone that never expected it... Then again, you could risk to get beaten to death if you go around "God Hand spanking" girls at random. Oh, when it comes to risk, key to success (to me at least) was to face up with rejection. Now when i hit on/spank a woman and she looks at me pissed, I just laugh and go find another target that eventually smiles.
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
Yeah... I mean, sorry if your a christian yourself and all, but heck Christians are the most hypocritical people ever! And the pedophile Catholic priests? sheesh its like every pedo on earth KNOWS that they get the "get out of jail free" card by becoming a priest.
Anyway, once you learn to become de-sensitive not only wont you take bull from none (automatically skipping the drama part) but since women like it, your increasing your chances to find a apropiate target (party girls are into stuff)
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
Haaaaahhhh !!! (Yawn) U woke me Up !! .... LOL it looks like this is getting deeper. Although I believe in Jesus, but I cant say much of those who profess the same thing. Nuff Said. Back 2 Da subject.
Women can B some strange beings sometimes. When U "Bully" them, thats when they seem to "Behave, Deliver Perform" But I know a guy who would give his blood to his girl (If he could live after that) but the brick headed girl gives him a run for his money. I dont know why he wont just move on.
warmerup 2 years ago
Hahaha, let me tell you something man, women HATE to be put on a pidestral, they hatehatehate! To be treated as some prize object.
Tell your friend to start ignoring her, to start making her EARN his attention and respect, and if he just gets girls by spending money on them, he will (OF COURSE!) find women that want his money! Why? Because regular girls hate their cavalier "buy" the right to screw her, and because they want men that act as their superiors, not one that place himself lower rank.
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
Ill break it up to you: When it comes to courtship, we men are fucking cavemen, let me sum this up: Guys think that big cars, flowers, diamond necklaces, expensive wines etc, (or in general money) is going to get us the woman, 10000 years ago that would have been completely true.
Sadly women do not whore out like this any more, well, some do, but they are just gonna take advantage of you, until you need to take a second job to pay your bills, then she is just gonna leave you, for another fool.
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
Back to main subject: Girls say they want a cute kind soft guy that treats her like a little princess.... yet they always hang around bad guys... Why? Because they want real men, not kind boys, and because they want men to be a challenge.
They are much like video game players, if you toss the extra costumes and archievements at them, they are gonna leave.
If you make them EARN them by playing YOUR game, then they are gonna stay around forever getting them all.
Make the guy be the game.
'
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
Thats why I stopped trying 2 get their attention a looong time ago. They come & go, when they come, like a Mouse, I "trap 'em" when it runs its course, they move on, or I move on .... or whatever .... NEXT ..... But much as I enjoy "whoopin ass" a lot of times coz of th' way most of them responded, it start'd 2 look like I was the weird one. But I know a whole lot that I aint. There's an ocean of spankers out there.
warmerup 2 years ago
See this is what disgusts me in the world, people believing things they don't understand. The bible claims Jesus was the son of God.
You don't believe in him, because it's almost undoubted he existed. You need to question if he was the son of God, and according to every bit of science we have, there is and was no such thing as floating semen that randomly impregnates a girl.
Here's a FACT: There very well may be a God, but no book, or person on this planet, is even close to being "right".
Grungadin 2 years ago
@Grungadin this is irrelevant
SenseiBunz 1 year ago
Well...all I can say to you is, if you can get away with it, good for you. Uh, and you ain't weird. If you are, then you are certainly not alone.
milleluna 2 years ago
I do whatever I have to do to avoid the "Grey areas" So whomever dont like it, I dont mess W 'em. Speakin 'bout me not being alone, I saw a site and my my my .... There's a WORLD of "givers & receivers" ..... Deeeeeeelightful !! Yum
warmerup 2 years ago
However that doesn't mean Jesus's teachings should be ignored. He may have been crazy if he claimed he was the son of a great bearded man, but who's to say he even did say that? Some writers(all with lots of power and greedy for more most likely) wrote about him after his death. To read and especially write in that time, was a convenience only given to nobility...
Now I haven't ever heard of a fucking honest member of "nobility" or the elite. Jesus was a great man, the bible is bullshit.
Grungadin 2 years ago
Well more power to you. When I said I believe in Jesus, I didnt mean I believe in some man who once was on earth. I have a different kind of belief. But this video isnt about religious beliefs or personal convictions so I wouldnt preach.
I just enjoy "woopin ass"
warmerup 2 years ago
Haha yea this is about as off topic as it can get. I'm not trying to say I'm right. I believe he was meant to do what he did but as for him being the son of God, I really doubt he said that himself. Religion was the ultimate influence of the population, the Greek and Roman leaders used it heavily to their advantage. We did/do too.
If you want to understand why I detest the bible so much, it's because it has been heavily edited, written by men we know NOTHING about, and controlled by nobility.
Grungadin 2 years ago
I'll go there again. The Bible editing & stuff may B true, & I hate 2B preachin right 'bout now, but the "war" (Real) Christians fight isnt physical, its spiritual. Unseen forces R more powerful than what we can see. I can blame the dilution on that. If something is not from God, its time will come & go, But if God endorses something, no matter how much we humans fight it, it will stay. And .... I STILL luv 2 "woopass" thats how I keep 'em Warmed. Yeah ... Over my knees !! Like the video!
warmerup 2 years ago
As many times i passed that game at the video store, i never got it and i regret it now
Only1AceProductions 2 years ago
I saw it for sale for ten bucks today, and yet, i passed it up because I already had picked up a few games for cheap and had heard god hand wasn't that great.
I too, regret.
twigsta 2 years ago
how come this game got bad reviews?
fablecio 2 years ago
spankier than thou.
KidnapDeath 2 years ago
"maximum damage!" lol
SSGTJACOB 3 years ago 2
this game was too good, nowadays people just want easy cakewalks with pretty graphics (see: xbox360 games). Hopefully PlatinumGames will serve up the same quality that Clover did.
amitkatz 3 years ago 5
Clover studios was awesome!!!
okami, viewtiful joe, god hand, all great.
god hand is probably really hard without some outside help though. I used a save from gamefaqs that had all the upgraded moves.
mugenHenLover 2 years ago
Fear the God Hand and it's spankings.
Akuja077 3 years ago 11
u better be good girls or Gene will spank you lol XD
lpenrike 3 years ago 6
HAHAHA!
Now that is what I call a true spanking, fucking slap a chicks ass so hard she goes flying through a wooden gate and breaks her neck rofl
unionofonion 3 years ago 36
hahaha this shit is so funny I want this game!!!
Zelixleo 3 years ago 6
OMFG -.- LOL
Covjece30 3 years ago 4
lol rofl that was funny
tigress3000 3 years ago
XD that comments just made my day
snoozelburg 3 years ago
._.
holylances 3 years ago
What the fuck chandoo?
sammyk13 3 years ago
...the fuck?...
LordYggdrasill 3 years ago
AWESOME GAME.
LatentExpression 3 years ago 4
LMFAO omg thats hi-larious!
youngdezzy03 4 years ago
There are few things i love so much as seeing really hot girls get a spanking. :)
CyberLance26 4 years ago 30
ROFLMFAO TALK ABOUT PWNAGE ROFL!
XxDragonslaya180xX 4 years ago 2
what game is that from?
PunkySpunky 4 years ago
This is God Hand a PS2 game
awesome game by the way..but really hard
Sengotan 4 years ago 6
my favorite reaction move
rd88elw 4 years ago 2
it's a reaction attack.
Tidefan375 4 years ago
how to do it?
Hesta001 4 years ago
The one thing God Hand will forever be associated with.
Sixchomp 4 years ago 9
My most favorite Reaction/Counter move
Nyx685 4 years ago 3
Kinky
ThatRedEchidna 4 years ago 2
...
StarfirexOne 4 years ago
hahahah oh wow thats funny
inushojo 5 years ago