1:40 and 6:00 were good examples of one thing I really liked about the DC animated universe. Between superman and batman the animated series + static shock and batman beyond. They all play out like one big story.
2:05 Probably the single best part in the history of BatIntimidation. Badguy speaks in different language, LOLing to himself that this masked clown can't understand me. But unfortunately for him, Batman can understand him & tells him unless you tell me your life story, the balls inside your nut sack will be used as part of my new Bat-A-Rang!
Uyyy batman, you were pretty much silenced while superman was saying ''you are staying here''. Like a little child who was punished by his father and is angry about it. And right after supes leaves, you swagger MM. How pathetic! HAHAHAHA!!!
My favorite has to come at the end: Orion saying that you'd never catch him at a museum opening...three seconds of the BatGlare, and Orion *immediately* folds. One of the New Gods, son of *Darkseid*, able to match no less than Superman himself for strength (some say even a little stronger), and he wasn't able to weather the BatGlare. Anyone who dares say that Batman has not *earned* his seat at the Justice League table, just watch THAT.
@kusuguruketsu777 me shitting you ? no, you talking shit. the proof of the fact that bruce is terrified by clark is that the dark knight always carry kryptonite. the man of steel don't need nothing to crush bats.
Batman: "We know he used you, humiliated you, brainwashed you, wound you up like a tin soldier and turned you loose against Earth. Cry me a river."
Says the crybaby who lost his two parents! I like Batman sometimes, but it's times like these where he should just STFU. Superman lost an entire fucking planet, and yet he's still the same old optimistic alien who will go to extreme lengths to save the day. Superman's the REAL definition of hero.
@AMNlinkinparkfan115 no, superman is the ideal blueprint for being a hero. Batman is a lot more pragmatic and has saved the day countless times due to his way of thinking.
@RoughRider70 Yea but Supes has his own methods and "ways of thinking." He's not an idiot; he, like any other superhero (in this case Batman) has had moments where he's had to take a step back, rationalize the sitch, and then improvise to save the day.
But you got to admit, Bats was kinda being a dick to him at 1:45.
Batman: Are you questioning my authority Lieutenant? (Bat Stare)
Lieutenant: (Crap, what do I do now?! Uh...) *He looks behind him*
Batman: (I'd surrender if I were you right now!)
Lieutenant: *Looks back in front of him* (Yep, still in front of me, and his stare even gives me the creeps... I better call of my men and be quick about it.)
@DarkCloudX9 quote from justice league: the new frontier
batman to martian manhunter : "i have a $70,000 shard of radioactive meteor to stop the one from metropolis. but for you, all i need is a penny for a book of matches."
@Tech14Guy There was just no need to. Why should a calm person like MM stop a person who IS trying to prove himself. Even if he could have wiped the floor with him MM is not that kind of a charakter .
@chrismc410 if your beloved bruce is so powerfull with his batglare against clark, why the totally powerless dark knight always carry kryptonite with him ? answer : bruce is petrified by clark, because bruce knows he will never stand a chance in a fight between them. that's the proof that bruce is a chicken in front of clark.
when batman and superman glares, i would think there would be a fire starting
akitoandagito5 1 day ago
bruce is so stern
akitoandagito5 1 day ago
in the second part, superman flinched!
akitoandagito5 1 day ago
0:18 Bitch I never close my eyes.
RebirthOfPhoneix 2 days ago
"I wet my bed until I was 14" Trolololollolol I died xD
TazziJadeBlack 4 days ago
"Don't touch anything"....Camera cuts to everybody touching something.
releasethetiger 5 days ago
Press 1 through to 9 on your keyboard. You know what to do :D
Madfizzle 6 days ago
@Madfizzle I was far too entertained by this...
MercuryAlphaInc 5 days ago
@MercuryAlphaInc 1 through to 9 skips to bits of the video. Nearly all of them are funny reactions/batglares??? :L :L :L
Madfizzle 5 days ago
What episode is that @1:46 when Batman is talking about superman and darksied?
bigkuntry112 6 days ago
Bruce Wayne + Cane.
Better interrogation than a Batsuit.
polydactyldraco55 1 week ago
Episode name where batman owns all those robots with GL WW and flash ?
SuperMicklovin 1 week ago
2:10 you can still pinpoint the the 2nd where he shits himself.
ocelotrevs 1 week ago
Part of me wants to know what the old Bruce did to that Jokerz guy with his cane...but part of me realizes that maybe it's better that I not know.
Starwarzium 1 week ago 3
The batglare even works on Batman
rebelian7 1 week ago
Batman=Badass
Violaman0910 2 weeks ago
2:14, Totally Awesome!!!!!
DCKaiz 2 weeks ago
1:07 "You're a valued member of this team..."
Batman: "I know because you're all in my satellite and using all of my tech."
jmouton337 2 weeks ago 15
FUCKIN STUPID-ASS SUPERMAN U.U
BlankEyesEmptyHeart1 2 weeks ago
the most powerful being on the planet who could knock batman into orbit and he tells him cry me a river.. The gatdamn bat is badass
daking03 2 weeks ago
@daking03 well he got that kryptonite :D
fdgodblade 1 week ago
5:56 He shitted his pants
olivierlar 2 weeks ago
Batman did the bat glare on batman at 3:19. *mind blown*
AVPPREDALIEN 2 weeks ago
well i guess christian bale didn't check out that interrogation scene before he attempted to do his own...big mistake if you ask me xD
socialdisorderous 3 weeks ago
*Batman used BatGlare on Superman!* *It had no effect!*
lildrift559 3 weeks ago
LOL, the two best glares both involve Flash.
TSEpictures 3 weeks ago
@scion7 Unlike most robinhoods he can sleek with an English accent
ja9ch15 3 weeks ago
Batman use batglare
It's super effective
georgepatton93 3 weeks ago
"special powers? Bitch, i got money"
Tannertjass 3 weeks ago
WHAT"S GREEN ARROW"S POWER THEN??????
scion7 3 weeks ago
can someone tell me who that other batman is?
BoredDank 3 weeks ago
@BoredDank Its batman from another earth in another reality.
scion7 3 weeks ago
Superman cares about Batman.
KhmerD0g 3 weeks ago
i love that batman is the only one without "powers", but everyone in the jla is afraid of him lol
SpiritTHIRTY1 3 weeks ago
1:59 fuck yeah!!!
SS1Gaming 3 weeks ago
Batman: Unless you want to try and stop me...
Jon: No. Just don't go the BatGlare
batmankixass 3 weeks ago
Superman: That venom almost kills you!
Batman: You're wrong, I almost kill that venom
ADour1996 3 weeks ago 48
Only one without special powers? That's cause he doesn't need them, they'd slow him down >:D
ZheTecXero 3 weeks ago
Only Batman can intimidate a freaking New God into acquiescing to a rather trivial request.
thelastholdout 4 weeks ago
two batglares at once.... that future punk was so fuckd :D
hihuli8 1 month ago
batman's so badass that he makes batman play good cop !!
mitie23 1 month ago
2:45 that guy is mark hamill too!
theUltimateBadass146 1 month ago
04:38 those are zeta robots.
nz034 1 month ago
lol 1:30
megamanbrandon 1 month ago
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1:40 and 6:00 were good examples of one thing I really liked about the DC animated universe. Between superman and batman the animated series + static shock and batman beyond. They all play out like one big story.
die4kids013 1 month ago
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die4kids013 1 month ago
what episode is 2:00?
blackwingz55 1 month ago
how you know batman is badass is when he make a paralel self get get silent
jocke706 1 month ago
@gargouenzene Wait were you saying batman is cacasisan not Russian
ampboiflorida 1 month ago
@ampboiflorida No, he's saying the other guy is Kasnian. Kasnia is a made up country that the DCAU likes to use.
valiare1947 1 month ago
@valiare1947 oooooooooooooooooh
ampboiflorida 1 month ago
The JL and JLU was really Batman at his best.
9ssgoku 1 month ago
3:20 only Batman has the ability to own Batman.
kingofbrawl3000 1 month ago
"I can't believe I was ever that green. This is how you interrogate someone..."
(close up on Bruce)
"NO! Not a close up on a hideous creepy old man! I'll talk, I'll talk!"
(screams)
Numbnut10 1 month ago
Batman used Leer.
It's super effective!
ZachValkyrie 1 month ago
Superman's the only one who can stand up to Batman.
Japaneseanimeguy 1 month ago
@Japaneseanimeguy yeah and bruce knows that he's only trying the batglare against clark.
gargouenzene 1 month ago
Who's the guy in 5:18? Darkseid? Thanos? somethingimajong? I'm still not down on the DC Universe as much as I know Marvel's.
Foxstab 1 month ago 3
@Foxstab Mongul.
TheBatGlare 1 month ago
@Foxstab lol darkseid is thanos dc counterpart
matthew66789 1 month ago
@matthew66789 Nah. Lobo is Thanos counterpart. XD
Foxstab 1 month ago
@Foxstab Mongo
actnjcksn2001 3 weeks ago
@actnjcksn2001 Sorry. Mongul.
actnjcksn2001 3 weeks ago
Flipping Batman. How could I have ever thought he was only an angry rich dude with toys?
theMoofster 1 month ago
3:45 "You're in the right costume...but can you do the BatGlare?"
Batman: *BatGlares*
Lieutenant: "All right, then."
randalthor394 1 month ago 56
what episode is 4:54
SarahET4 1 month ago
1:36 LOL! It's like a bunch of kids got caught with their hands in the cookie jar with how ashamed and embarrassed they all look!
Batman: And NO dessert until you've each eaten all your vegetables!
Everyone: Yes sir.
rabidphantomfan 1 month ago
I love when criminals think Batman can't speak their language, it gives him a more ominous appeal.
TheArtificiallyMade 1 month ago
Batman giving the BatGlare at Batman is successful.
DroBONILLA1 1 month ago
unless you wanna try and stop m,e ....
no
TheNoble117 1 month ago
Batman and his league of bitches
Daxter609 1 month ago 3
Young Batman and Old Batman together. How can you beat that?
uberathlete 1 month ago
flash and bats are my only favourite characters here, everyone else is a filler
LAHrebirth 1 month ago
on 4:23 i know thouse robots were from a anther show what was it?
LeonGundam 1 month ago
@LeonGundam Was it The Zeta Project?
KongPow1 1 month ago
@KongPow1 thats it yes thx you
LeonGundam 1 month ago
3:50
Lieutenant: 1 Batman versus several tanks and armed men? I don't like those odds.
ChosenOneKiller 1 month ago
Superman's the only one who can EVER stand up to the glare. That's how powerful of a weapon it is.
MrImastinker 1 month ago
Batman: You going to stop me? (I will light you the fuck on fire)
J'onn: ... No. (Oh god, her really will)
DelightfulTyrant 1 month ago
Batman: So?
Superman:So your staying here
Batman: ....
Superman: [thinking] finally i won one
lilCork100 1 month ago
2:09 of corse he knows that language
bmas44 1 month ago
DAMN
JUST. DAMN.
I'm sure that Batman could end all violence in the world with just that look.
PhantomWerewolf 1 month ago
The Bat-Glare. . . stronger then the Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick
Dragonchaos666 1 month ago 3
I love how the people with the powers are all afraid of badman when he's the one that's pure human...
xxhomocidalpsychoxx 1 month ago
Fluttershy would be proud!
DarkFrDragon 1 month ago 2
About the last clip, keep in mind that Orion is the "God of War", the most dangerous, aggressive and ferocious of the Gods from New Genesis.
And even he got intimidated.
That's just how awesome Batman is.
Batman has two superpowers.
1) His intellect
2) The Batstare
Tunkson 1 month ago
0:45 - Superman just SuperGlared Batman right there.. lol
DemiathDoomhammer 1 month ago
I'm surprised the world didn't implode when Batman BatGlare'd Batman @ 3:20
what0080 1 month ago 3
2:05 Probably the single best part in the history of BatIntimidation. Badguy speaks in different language, LOLing to himself that this masked clown can't understand me. But unfortunately for him, Batman can understand him & tells him unless you tell me your life story, the balls inside your nut sack will be used as part of my new Bat-A-Rang!
Roseclan24 1 month ago 20
Uyyy batman, you were pretty much silenced while superman was saying ''you are staying here''. Like a little child who was punished by his father and is angry about it. And right after supes leaves, you swagger MM. How pathetic! HAHAHAHA!!!
SonLenin 1 month ago
@SonLenin Puhleease. Bats just gave that to him so that Sup's ego wouldn't go down the toilet.
uberathlete 1 month ago
@uberathlete Yeah of course dear 12 year old funny boy. Keep living in your dreamworld überidiot
SonLenin 1 month ago
i can..... and you will...
TheCarlosis 1 month ago 4
My favorite has to come at the end: Orion saying that you'd never catch him at a museum opening...three seconds of the BatGlare, and Orion *immediately* folds. One of the New Gods, son of *Darkseid*, able to match no less than Superman himself for strength (some say even a little stronger), and he wasn't able to weather the BatGlare. Anyone who dares say that Batman has not *earned* his seat at the Justice League table, just watch THAT.
DorianMichaelsIII 1 month ago 3
@DorianMichaelsIII
Anyone who says that Batman doesn't have any superpowers hasn't been paying attention.
Galaxy1001D 1 month ago
@Galaxy1001D its badassery
PowerCookie1 3 weeks ago
Not even Batman can handle the BatGlare
Foolishyhuman 1 month ago
LOL 0:17
SicSkatez 2 months ago
got to say that it looks like justice lord batman is royally screwed after that arc
Clix2001 2 months ago
As much as I love super man batman beats em due to big brother effect.
TinyTitian 2 months ago
Three things are clinically proven to reduce testosterone levels - defeat, women's tears, and the batglare
machy22 2 months ago
"That's...not...helping..."
comicalfella22 2 months ago
...meep?
videosauce 2 months ago
@2:11 in soviet russia.....bat man still fuck you up :D
shadowolf91 2 months ago 4
Was the guy who did the voice at the end Ron Pearlman?
JarvisComics 2 months ago
I love how Batman calculated the tax on that coffee.
destructodude 2 months ago 4
@scaii100 starcrossed movie. Flash shot at the bat mansion. Batman looked at flash when wonder woman was flirting with him.
amazeblaze 2 months ago
Aside from Superman, who else can stand up from the Batglare?
MrImastinker 2 months ago 2
@MrImastinker nobody
gargouenzene 1 month ago
Superman then cried a river that day.
kusuguruketsu777 2 months ago 29
@kusuguruketsu777 totally wrong ! bats cry a river that day because he is terrified by supes. nobody scares kal el, nobody !
gargouenzene 1 month ago
@gargouenzene
Batman afraid of something? You shitting me?
kusuguruketsu777 1 month ago
@kusuguruketsu777 me shitting you ? no, you talking shit. the proof of the fact that bruce is terrified by clark is that the dark knight always carry kryptonite. the man of steel don't need nothing to crush bats.
gargouenzene 1 month ago
@gargouenzene
The first time they met, Batman threw him for gods sakes. Yeah, very afraid.
kusuguruketsu777 1 month ago
Batman:i am going to take the shuttle unless you will try to stop me
does batglare
John:no
batman is the true leader of the league:D
ScotlandSerenity 2 months ago
@ScotlandSerenity wrong ! superman is the founder and the leader of the league.
gargouenzene 1 month ago
1:45
Batman: "We know he used you, humiliated you, brainwashed you, wound you up like a tin soldier and turned you loose against Earth. Cry me a river."
Says the crybaby who lost his two parents! I like Batman sometimes, but it's times like these where he should just STFU. Superman lost an entire fucking planet, and yet he's still the same old optimistic alien who will go to extreme lengths to save the day. Superman's the REAL definition of hero.
AMNlinkinparkfan115 2 months ago 3
@AMNlinkinparkfan115 no, superman is the ideal blueprint for being a hero. Batman is a lot more pragmatic and has saved the day countless times due to his way of thinking.
RoughRider70 2 months ago
@RoughRider70 Yea but Supes has his own methods and "ways of thinking." He's not an idiot; he, like any other superhero (in this case Batman) has had moments where he's had to take a step back, rationalize the sitch, and then improvise to save the day.
But you got to admit, Bats was kinda being a dick to him at 1:45.
AMNlinkinparkfan115 2 months ago
@AMNlinkinparkfan115 yeah sure but it's a lot more painful watching your parents die right in front of you as a innocent kid
Through011 1 month ago
@Through011 are you serious ? loosing your parents is more painfull than lost your entire birthplanet ???
gargouenzene 1 month ago
@gargouenzene
depends, you you give a shit about most of the people on the planet or your family?
rflooker 2 weeks ago
I bet that Russian guy was like fuck I think my just shitted blood
ampboiflorida 2 months ago
@ampboiflorida he's kasnian not russian.
gargouenzene 1 month ago
@gargouenzene Im sorry but what did I say cause its not showing
ampboiflorida 1 month ago
@ampboiflorida no problem. it's just an information for you. i know it because i watched the whole episode.
gargouenzene 1 month ago
I love watching
anneharris35 2 months ago
I just love the justice League
anneharris35 2 months ago
Bruce is the bad cop and Batman is the nice cop? Who would've thought?
Machintoshhater 2 months ago 2
Marvel 4 life
eazydee415 2 months ago
3:34 Bitch get in the kitchen
l1m0b0at 2 months ago
batman: not like a boss IS A BOSS!
hoodstarx1 2 months ago
Batman: Are you questioning my authority Lieutenant? (Bat Stare)
Lieutenant: (Crap, what do I do now?! Uh...) *He looks behind him*
Batman: (I'd surrender if I were you right now!)
Lieutenant: *Looks back in front of him* (Yep, still in front of me, and his stare even gives me the creeps... I better call of my men and be quick about it.)
CFRatao 2 months ago
@CFRatao fuck superman
eazydee415 2 months ago
@eazydee415 I never said anything about superman. You're aiming at the wrong person.
CFRatao 2 months ago
now i'm trying to imagine Justice League without Batman. yep, they wouldn't make it trough the first episode...
zoldator 2 months ago 56
@zoldator yep 1:30 just proved your point lol
grikuomega 1 month ago
the ultimate test of supermans invincibility is the BAT GLARE
godzilla1463 2 months ago
they made flash the aquaman of Justice League lol
SGVknarf 2 months ago
6:20 You have lost the cane.
Starwarzium 2 months ago
Wait... DID THEY ARREST TIM DRAKE?
AmeAki 2 months ago
Batman uses Glare.... its super affective
RIPROKU 2 months ago
Wally... just don't touch ANYTHING!
iscrmoal 2 months ago
batstare is the equivalent of jedi mindtricks
demonf91 2 months ago
Static(I hope I got this right): Wow, Batman playing good cop.
Green Lantern: Everything is relevant.
xD
0oFullMoono0 2 months ago
Martian Manhunter: The only one without special powers
he forgot about the batglare
mapleiser 3 months ago
Superman: medic he needs help! Medic: what happened?! ( superman flies away ) Narrator: and not a single fuck was given that day...
FrostyTheHedgehog 3 months ago
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CRY ME A RIVER...
huatist 3 months ago
Ominous music plays in your head whenever Batman glares at you. Or at anyone, really.
ginnoveffect 3 months ago 2
5:05 lol
TheCarlosis 3 months ago
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1:17 Martian man hunter lost his mono-tone. He knows to fear Batman.
Joesolo13 3 months ago
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Joesolo13 3 months ago
im taking the shuttle , unless you wanna try and stop me * glare *
...Nope!..
xD
dreakheart 3 months ago 4
@dreakheart I find so fun this scene because J'onn was bothering Batman about how (special) powerless he is, but don't have courage to stop him xD
ckokumai 2 months ago
"What's this do?"
*pushes the button and lasers shoot out a column*
That makes Batman very angry with you.
sonrouge 3 months ago
At 5:28, I bet I could guess Mongul's fantasy: he's Satan, torturing those in his dominion
*Pretty twisted fantasy
Bmanritchie 3 months ago
@Bmanritchie He was actually seeing himself as the murderous ruler of the galaxy.
sonrouge 3 months ago
@sonrouge That would probably be more suitable
*Besides he would probably get bored of murdering the same beings over and over again
Bmanritchie 3 months ago
(talking about Darkseid)
Batman: We know he used you, humiliated you, brainwashed you, wound you up like a tin solider and turned you lose against earth. Cry Me a River.
Superman: ....
Wonder Woman, HawkGirl, Martian Manhunter [all thinking]: Damn....shit just got real
HueyEscobar56 3 months ago 44
@HueyEscobar56 I know, right? When those two stare daggers at each other right in the face, who knows what'll happen?
MrImastinker 2 months ago
6:25 Old Batman showing Younger Batman how to glare. Haha
TheTjParmar 3 months ago 2
batman is so gangsta.
darthSasuke11 3 months ago
@monkeymuchacho it's kasnian.
gargouenzene 3 months ago
I'm surprised that martian guy didn't stop batman. It's not like he could have been defeated by someone with no powers
Tech14Guy 3 months ago 2
@Tech14Guy Batman can defeat everyone of them. He knows each of their weaknesses and always has a way to take them down if he needs to
DarkCloudX9 3 months ago
@DarkCloudX9 quote from justice league: the new frontier
batman to martian manhunter : "i have a $70,000 shard of radioactive meteor to stop the one from metropolis. but for you, all i need is a penny for a book of matches."
amazingfan15 3 months ago
@DarkCloudX9 you are right on the bull's eye on that one... just wait til Justice League Doom comes out.
youngrebels75 3 months ago
@Tech14Guy There was just no need to. Why should a calm person like MM stop a person who IS trying to prove himself. Even if he could have wiped the floor with him MM is not that kind of a charakter .
SonLenin 1 month ago
I liked the part where Batman glared at someone.
AGrayPhantom 3 months ago 3
for such a serious character batman sure does have some of the best moments in justice league animated.
Sorodoa 3 months ago
@chrismc410 if your beloved bruce is so powerfull with his batglare against clark, why the totally powerless dark knight always carry kryptonite with him ? answer : bruce is petrified by clark, because bruce knows he will never stand a chance in a fight between them. that's the proof that bruce is a chicken in front of clark.
gargouenzene 3 months ago
@gargouenzene You are right!
SonLenin 1 month ago
@gargouenzene imagine if superman turned against the whole league? if batman didnt have the kryptonite, they are screwed
akitoandagito5 1 day ago