Jay Chou Fearless (WITH SUBTITLES!)

[skiie]

i give props i came in thinking i was going to hate it but you got a giggle out of me.

[kunoichiSUE]

ok... oh come on!! i want the real translation ò_ó

[AsianBlood113]

LOL

[DasCrimson]

I like this version a lot more



[beesueyes]

dude this is f in funny just by the sound of it

[gymnasticksgirl13323]

HHAHAHAH LMFAO LOVE IT XD 

[Sugarbabii27]

AHAHAHA it is soooooooooooooooooo hilarious!! AHAHAHAAHAH loll luvvvv ittttt !!!! SOOOOO FUNNYY!!!!

[fettersack13]

hahaha xD

[40yard4and25]

Most of his songs is an absolute crap. But this Fearless is awesome. Like it

[xTenshiAi]

XDD

[quanghpth]

lol i think it's is low quality not poor quality

[MirallysohVEVO]

lol so funny

[azx1995azx]

lol random?

[DryBONESreborn]

lol! Great for 'misheard lyrics' lol This is funny.

[MrKilroy93]

this shit was retarded

[whitewartexx]

LOL

[NeilAlwaysWins]

73 people got yelled at by Ching Chong....

[HayaKusanagi]

man....I can't think of songs the same way again after these lol

[ub46209]

Wheres this comedy when u need it

[megaman9399]

"sit on me sue hen,poor quality" HILARIOUS and iim also asian too laobodian

[megaman9399]

"sit on me sue hen,poor quality" HILARIOUS

[OrangexBlitz]

"So I'll go wash my shoe" ... LOL

[MagicaLamia]

"There's a child out there who trashed up the bar" LMAO!!!

Hey, I'm asian too but it's just for fun! Don't take it too seriously and just laugh your butt off! :DDD

[PuZzyDeAtHCOre]

wtf

jajajaja!!!!!!!!!!11

[daehai123]

wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, jay chou has a big dick

[ArabicPoint]

@daehai123 LMFAOOOO

[JuLiUsCeSaR00]

cant stop laughing

[dtballer31]

god damn this is hilarious. should i be offended tho? being that i'm asian, i cant help it, shit was funny! thumbs up! the song is still tight.

[dtballer31]

god damn this is hilarious. should i be offended tho? being that i'm asian, i cant help it, shit was funny! thumbs up!

[kangriyx]

This would be really funny unless you're like me and you understand Chinese. :(

It's still really good though!

[cruzerrepublic]

Man I love the *actual* song but this is hilarious! I'll echo many here by saying I'll never see this song in the same light ever again XD.

You have to take life in a humorous perspective every once in a while!

[phengxiong15]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[Cwalker014]

I can never look at this video the same way again xD

[sila455]

the best line with scene when that dude iron head get kicked over head with shoe... and line goes so ill wash my shoe... hhahahah gj thugz

[bertocaster]

SO ill wassshshshsh my shooooo XDDD

[jdmintegradc5]

LMFAO i am Asian and i think this is hilarious! AHAHAHA.

"SIT ON ME, SUE HEN, POOR QUALITY"

[Cchan415]

shanghai china

[Juliful28]

ROFL

[sweetiezizi]

LMAOOOO!!! hilarious subtitles!!

[p1mm3]

hahahahahahha the ching chongs are good at their lang thats for sure xD

[TheNinjess101]

i love this song so awesome

[SoDamEpic]

woops Putonghua is mando sorry =\

[SoDamEpic]

@pegasus4444 its mandarin du not Putonghua

[shurukills]

@tyfll the names, such as Earth (our planet) Titan (earth god) ching chong (not sure) and Ect, are all english, and some words after, are mixed english to make it easier to understand the transition I think though im not much of a chinese expert..

[Pegasus444]

Yeah seriously, fuck you you piece of shit. Putonghua is a beautiful language and if you understood even one word of that your puny mind might be able to BEGIN comprehend its beauty. For shame......

[MusicOFcGame]

???

[joa69owns]

this song is super 5/5 really niceeeeeee!!!! :D

[BULLDOGS476]

fuck you you fucking racist mother fucker burn in fucking hell

[Cwalker014]

@BULLDOGS476

dude, calm the fuck down, it's just a joke.

I'm asian and I find this shit fuckin' HILARIOUS!!!

[beesueyes]

@Cwalker014 lol hell yea

[babusuck]

Gratz song Grat job Thanks alot! 5/5

[shaine186]

Really funny man... LMAO...

[KomengLee27]

funny subttitles

[pinayxxiii]

lol, it's the quality i'd expect from someone named "thugz4real." nicely done xD

[0kuvhlubkoj0]

to --safintje :

this is called a parody translation and he posted that at 0:05 so dont make a big deal about it!

[0kuvhlubkoj0]

why are u saying that? Thigz4real noted at 0:05 that this isn't the real translation.

[fsewera]

This is hilarious

[XAmanda32]

hey, if ur trying to piss chinese ppl off, then this is the way to do it, cuz i'm pissed. Jay Chou is like a michael jackson in china, he's known all over. and the ppl who think this is funny, then shut it cuz it's not funny. and like what boblee666 said, whoever thinks this is the real translation is retarded.

[KajinGnX]

@XAmanda32 LOL it is funny, its just a joke calm down. im sure he didnt post this up with racial intentions. im asian and i find it hilarious haha

[S4Lolz]

Haha....dang those translations are genius

[Grimmwood]

LMAO

[boblee666]

wow, you guys are dumb asses, i speak chinese and write chinese, the translation is all wrong and its just lame, and you guys are retarded enough to believe this scrub's translations.

[zeimarunescape]

roflmfao you dont not even know that this is a joke it isnt real hahaha!!!

[TheSimfony]

@zeimarunescape

fearles was true .. :) wrote on google:)

[XAmanda32]

omg what retards. i'm pissed that they actually made this vid!!

[gamma830]

@boblee666 Err... i think you're stupid. I'm chinese. I find this fucking funny. He even said in the video these subtitles weren't real.

[hotaru6]

Awesome sauce =D

[sacathato]

HAHAhA ohh man.

[VicEveSamAlex]

that is not the real lyrics.

[Makudo333]

loooooooooool thats cool and funny

[spankinjenkins]

And the shit and Gin My Bungee Jump Car.

What's even funnier is that there's almost a story to this song.

Like some girl got mad and shot someone and went on a rampage trashing up a bar and someone's car.

[darkchu]

I love Jay Chou. Infact, I can sing and play cello as well on performance levels. I'm also Taiwanese.

BUT THIS IS DAMN FUNNY! LOL

[sunniieeeee]

"ching chong he yell at me" ROFL

[shaine186]

@sunniieeeee LMAO....

[kyangs]

@sunniieeeee

[0821006]

Lol . funny translation. Haha if you want earth, i'll go pee. WDF. LMFAO

[junoir55]

oh nvm i didnt see the beggining

[junoir55]

is this the real lyrics cuz i have senn other vids with subtitels and they had different words :P

[ZERO0220690]

he do movies to like initial d and kung fu dunk

[calkins21]

Does anyone know where I could get a "music only" version of this song, without the singing? Much thanks!

[CJoechia]

it sucks man

[Pridefax]

lmao gj for the real translate try EvaDreaming out. gj on this 1 made me laugh ty ;)

[yangkx]

lol this is not stupid or racist but he was trying to make it funny but putting what it sounds like his saying

[litocutie05]

ur stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!

[venichen1]

yea, it's just for fun and people don't get it.

[Grumpy0Tiger]

Ok! I am pretty sure this isn't the right translation. Stupid ass holes for putting this shit up.

[Adventchild8]

lmao!

[tatumrecords]

hhahaha this is so good

[crysis1234567]

i find this as an insult towards the chinese language.

[rahkim]

it is chinese, this guy just made some shit up and stuck it on the video..for shame. i thought he had actually translated it instead of playing around

[AndyRaslan]

Lol. You're right, he's really dumb for thinking this is funny. I still know very little Chinese and I was hoping to understand the lyrics of this song, since I'm a big fan of Jet Li movies.

[rahkim]

Actually Jay Chou is famous for being unintelligible through most of his music. I know conversational chinese and alot of my native chinese friends can't tell what he's always saying. lol

[Persephonie13]

lol thats pretty funny, though i sorta like jay chou hes pretty cool... i want to fluently undertand chinese (either mandarin or cantonese) (lol i prolly didnt spell either o those right)

[icyblackfreak]

@Persephonie13

You did spell em correctly :)

I want to learn chinese (Mandarin) too!! Which is why I was watching this video, hoping there would be pinyin lyrics but noo. Lol but these lyrics are funny.

Do you want to chat in Chinese so maybe we could help each other learn?

[Persephonie13]

hahaha yea i love this language, its so cute and awesome .-. hmm i actually barely know a thing in this language so chatting in that language would do no help .-.

[devilaz910]

This is supposeed to be a chinese song u noe? 0.0 i dno if ur blur or lame

[KakashiAnbuu]

goodbye papa i raped your son

[xcolordeficient1134x]

wait aminute, isn't every word they're actually singing supposed to be like, CHinese rapping? ()_o

[ikznjoey]

WOW x9

Theres A child out there don't know we she were

WOW x9

And the Shit in the gin came from my grandmother

WOW x9

There's a one-room tomb should we go with her?

WOW x9

And the chicken shitted and pissed in my car

[KajinGnX]

ROFL!!

[Draphcone]

MY VERSION LOL: YO! Know a cheap way to the Titan's shirt Since Johnny's nurse, on her way, shot Sir Teacher say girl we know: woo her! Second girl walk 'cause I'm not good Walk girl, shit on'em, girl! Treadmill curl, Hitachi meat eat earl! Checker-man Sir! Sissy-Chan Sir! Seems to me you're holding the Zoo pearl! Sit on me, so yeah! Like poaching Ching Chong, he yell 'moat tea'! So you want Earth? I'll leave Well gee, olive? Jay Chou go wash the sheep. (Sorry not enough characters for chorus)

[Draphcone]

(The Chorus lol)

Ho! (x9)

There's a child out there who trashed up the boar!

WoW! (x9)

And the shit engine in banshee's old car

Ho! (x9)

There's a one-room tomb in cruise ships in war!

WOW!

...And the Chieftain chewed Chen's wolf and my core...

(BTW my version is just some edits done to Thugz4Real's original transcription)

[SiezgWarheit]

that's quite funny :D

[indskab]

Does that Chinese song or Japanese song ? cuz I think I got in the right song and perfect style with it.....thanks for the upload.

[Draphcone]

Chinese......it doesn't really sound like a Japanese song after all....maybe it does to you....

[Draphcone]

'There's a child out there who trashed up the bar' that's the best!

[awwxxsugarr]

"ching chong, he yell at me" < best part for sure.

and i'm chinese too. =)

[CtrlAltDaLEET]

buffalax wannabe, shit like this only works for indians

[HonoluluBoi]

i liked

"walk girl, shit on them girl."

lol the way he looked and said it was intense.

[phantomsgurl92]

LMFAO!!!

I loved this!!

This is one of my favourite songs, and this just made it better!!

I have no idea what the real lyrics are, but these are awesome!!

[PanTegir]

omg xD ur noobzoor xDDDDDD LOL I never though someone will make some fool lyrics XDDDD

[andre108459]

lol nice one

[TheBboyGoofy]

I should go to your town and kick your Ass you racist asian.(me asian yo)

[andre108459]

comeon it it pretty funny XD even if it was racist XD im sure this isent the only video with funny translation in it admit it its funny XD (dont think that im racist im not even american so you cant be racist at me HA!)

[Draphcone]

Fuck you man how is it racist?

It's just like what a person who don't know chinese figures out the lyrics.

[LawlB4stard]

fking racist

[WTF1DX1WEEE]

O_O... holy crap... im offended but... i cant stop laughing xDDD omfg im twisted >_>" im not full chinese but im like 1/4 and the rest is vietnamese and i LOVE shit like this XD yeah... i am twisted o_e... oh well 8D

[evilassassin777]

i know this was done for fun or whatever but its actually quite offensive for somebody who is chinese like me. im not sure about other people but the song has meaning to me and i would appreciate it if you didnt make fun of it, especially the ching chong bit.

[talk2malawyer]

com on man.. im chinese, and i find dis funny.

[evilassassin777]

if you find this funny then your sense of humour is different to mine

[adolphus28]

It's a good idea. But it would have been better if it was done in better taste.

Being a Chinese song and Video, it's best that you don't use derogatory language to the Chinese people if you know what i mean.

Give and take, you already got a shot off at the slapstick lyrics without having to go racial with eg. "ching chong"

[talk2malawyer]

"Ching chong he yelled at me" was da best line

[adolphus28]

We'll see what other people thought was the best line....perhaps you are right.

[jessettzerohate]

LMAO

[sierralee]

oh my gosh. is this how non-chinese speaking people hear it??? VERY FUNNy. x))

[kaljan]

hahahahaha THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY MAN!!!!!

hahahahaha GREAT!!!!!

[FBICamper]

fucking nigga

[pizzaken5]

The subtitles are pretty offensive to Chinese people!

[bclifffootball45]

they are but hey lighten up hes just trying to have some fun with it :)

[youneskhanchoufi]

hahahahaha that s so funny i m not chinese but this is not the real translation

[MaGicK1ller]

This is hilarious. It really does sound like hes saying that. I cant stop laughing :D

[shesmilesJ]

WOW. haha.

[raisinlaw]

it's completely the wrong translation...= = Translation credit to: isaac_1988

Humph, How many rounds are there in life, the arena is waiting

After winning a death duel, who's smiling coldly?

Who controls the fraternity? So what if (you) are the first

Stop interfering in my martial rules

My punches and kicks are great but only gained a meaningless title

The martial fraternity is too hard to predict. Who will be the strongest? Who will have the qualifications to rule the whole fraternity?

[raisinlaw]

Time passes fast in the city, the limpid courage washed away my memories

I'll remember you, living on proudly

Huo (*9) family punch's moves are flexible (*8) I have lived life and should live to the finish

I (*8) Mistakes and weakness will never come from me

I (*8) None can evade when our fine moves are executed

[Kashikoku]

he only made fun of the song :P

[lilazn944u]

its supposed to be funny idiots

[Th30Hacker]

haha

[dogzrule787]

nice subtitles hahaha i'll go wash my shoe

[saycupcakethreetimes]

Lmao

[kungfoo47]

and it looks like he's sayin it too

[kungfoo47]

lol that is tight in the way

[dieobly]

kool as

[wkh297]

haha i cant stop laughing

[Didi972]

lol retarded

[TongManWahRox]

thats actually quite clever for you to hear these as english words as they sing so fast. lol i could not do that! Thats a good idea for those who do not know much mandarin and want to learn... lol but its wrong.. nice try tho!! XD

[wakui00]

poop song great subtitle!

[XTrevvion]

Haha thats funny...even though im chinese =)

[Han893]

fucking racist!!!

[KaiEr]

Racist? In what way? Towards who?

You are so wrong on so many levels. It is finding humor in language... language has nothing to do with race.

Even if it were directed specifically towards upsetting Chinese people, it would not be racist (Sorry to rain on your parade, but "Chinese" is not a race.

And, because of the funny way China treats it's own people... "Chinese" is not even an ethnicity (there are 56 Chinese "Ethnic Minorities").

"Chinese" is simply a nationality.

[Han893]

u better shut yer trap okay!!! i just tell this to racist ppl!! if u think the opposite plzz dont reply this message u got it!!!!!!!!

[IkuBliss678]

I HAVE THE REAL LYRICS PPLS!

[rune2hko]

LOL!!!!! u didnt even translate the lyrics from chinese to english, all u did was put down what u taught or heard of what he was saying but overall funny and reatared as heck!!! lol

[shithead1992]

funny subs.

[markita01]

omg..i watched this a long time ago and each time i hear the song I STILL here these lyrics..ITS SO DAMN FUNNI cause half it sounds like that.lol.your funni man. and im so tired of ppl always tryna turn everything into a racist thing..ppl who dont no how to laugh just seem to complain..if they dont find it funni just leave..dissing over the internet is so retarded...good job hun^-^

[FaTaLF3aR]

this is fuckin retarded its not even funny

[DynastyWarrior77]

i love jay chou this is funny

[SvenskAsiat]

Haha, it was great. At first I thought it was the actual subs 'cause my brother didn't let me read the note...

Anyway, people may think that this is a little racist, but, people shouldn't take it seriously. It's just a video made to make people laugh.

I myself, love Jay Chous Movies, music and such, but sometimes, you just have to laugh alittle and not be serious all the time. I mean, it would be very boring wouldn't it?

[flipxadoboxkanin]

wow....this is a really watered down version of a racist joke...haha...man..i love the song and video

[thomaskrausemai]

i`ll love the movie fearless and this song but im cant stop laughing

[renlang]

you're a little bit of a racist, arent you? this sickened me so much that i laughed. No, sreiously though... prick much? whoever who thought this was a good translation must either be on crack, retarded, not chinese, or all of the above. probably the last one.

[insil]

@renlang: this is ment as a joke I'm assuming, why you taking it so seriously? It even stated at the beginning that this isn't the real translation.

[bqureshi390]

yeah but jokes are often the root of real racism and prejudice. how much i hear ppl "joke" about blacks or browns, and now they actually do treat those ppl differently. i observe it cuz im of a different ethnicity myself. jokes are one of the biggest roots of racism, ill have to agree with renlang.

[AngerousWins]

HAHAAHA and as soon as I watched shit in gin on my bungee jump car I laughed so hard.

[morganlove99]

(-__-) do you think you're funny by any chance?

[krisdude07]

u racist mother fuckers!

[PanTegir]

omg omg omg omg :DDDD LOOOOL XDDDD!!!!

[beeboroachgoingon197]

ahahahahhaaa....nancy pearl xD

[yyhxattack]

at 1.28,it should be 'me' not 'bee' understand?

[yyhxattack]

the english subtitles are a 5-star effort!

[Hiimurmomma760]

LMAO i watched this like 50 times still not old

[Kensailogos]

I think something got 'lost in the translation' ;)

[WolfyTheKing]

XD Ahahahaha! "Sit on me Sue hen, poor quality! Ahahahaha! lOl XD

[LawPanicRomance]

ahahaha! XD bellissimo video!!