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  • This is ridiculously awesome

  • .......Love has enemies........what just happened here?

  • Someone give Chris Dane Owens a budget so he can make this movie.

  • Swaim <3

  • aww who am I kidding...this video is fucking amazing!

  • Still waiting on the next one :( I've been waiting since the day I found this in early october 2008 

  • i would watch this movie.

  • Targaryen all the way

  • God is crying tears of joy and I am a little bit, too.

  • This video is so awesome it broke time.

  • Listened to a replay of his interview on Rover's Morning Glory. This guy is awesome. Shine on you crazy Owens

  • If this were a game, I'd play it, just sayin'.

  • It's really not fair that this video is lumped in with horrible ones like in the sidebar's related videos. I seriously think this video/song is great.

  • What drugs are you on, and where can I get them?

  • What's with all this nonsense on the recommended for "worst music video ever made?"

    All I want to see is something better than this!

  • hold up.. lime green les paul? fuck. yes.

  • Swaim.

  • Swaim's right, this IS awesome

  • More like Chris Dane Owns. This video is fucking awesome.

  • So fucking epic...

  • ...And then there's the creepy slo-mo hand....3:36

  • Did he swallow an invisible fairy or something? 2:22

  • I know everyone's getting Lord of the Rings vibes from this, and I am too, but I'm also getting the Witcher vibes for some reason.

  • @Korbie13  Probably because of the long blond hair.

  • I wanna who the girls are, they're hot

  • The music video that broke the green screen.

  • If you add it to watch later, with nothing else in the playlist, you can listen to it forever.

  • BOO-YAH! This video is fucking amazing. - Michael Swaim

  • @EarlOfEs Holy crap. Please tell me where you saw this. I love Droid Michael Swaim.

  • there are some really nice shots in this

  • my mind is full of fuck

  • 0:55 The sword has to be *sharp* or else it's just a stick, okay lady?

  • I was all like, "yeah this is pretty cool". Then I was all like "lol what crocodile?"

  • This is every day-dream i had as a kid manifest. I feel like I could cry.

  • So it's Legolas with a chick, and then Dr. Doom grabs her sword and Legolas bitchslappunches Dr. Doom, Legolas becomes Dragon Warrior, he reenacts a scene from Highlander, batman closeup, Legolas walks through that one level from Devil May Cry 4, dude swings sword and ship blows the fuck up, clap turn, rips shirt open and reveals angel chick, walks into fucking fire, fucking dragons, alligator, hot matrix bitches, prom scene from FF8, fireworks. Fuck I wanna be this guy.

  • Tears for Fears meets Eragon!

  • I like boobies @ 55

  • This video cured my cancer. Thank you, Chris Dane Owens.

  • You know that he is fantastic in the sack.

  • This is whats happening. Chris is a daring rogue that runs into a beautiful lady in the forest that is attacked by Order of Dark, ladies in black, Silver Mask. He saves her and then returns her to her kingdom and finds out she's the Maiden of Light. Long story short hes hired by Order of dark to retrieve her, given a sword, betrays them after falling for her, order's pissed, dragons released, fight/chase scenes, she "Shines her light on him" he overcomes dark, battles, win and happy end. Boom

  • Ya know, this guy would be a freaking superstar if this came out late 80's early 90's. As much as you might not want to admit it, it's pretty catchy and easy to get stuck in your head. Had this song came out earlier people would be going to see this along with other 8o's bands reunions. He could totally open for the Cars.

  • 2:59 a dagger is thrown behind 3 women but they spin around not sure why if the dagger is thrown behind them.

    Chris Dane Owens is a god I would suck him dry for an autograph..

  • The legend will never die.

  • I love how the guy slashes with his sword then the ship blows up... Lol

  • I feel like I just watched a musical tour of World of Warcraft....

  • I'll be honest this is one of my favorite songs, it actually speaks to me because I've listened to it so much over the years.

  • Whoa. The legend was true. That thing DOES exist.

  • I don't get the video, to be honest. not at all.

  • I love how he came up with a whole story for this

  • can we please get lyrics in the description. we beg you

  • tags include princess bride and dragon ball hell yeah

  • viserys targarryan

  • "Who am i kidding? This video is fucking amazing!"

  • I'm not entirely sure what happened in this video but i think it went well xD

  • If this was a full movie, I would probably watch it for hours on end. Just so I could understand what the hell is going on here.

  • I'm not quite sure what just happened. But it was damn amazing.

  • A song about knights in shining armour and days of yore.

  • The whole time Im watching this video, the only thing I can think of is Lucius Malfoy.

  • 2:42 random alligator

  • @stanleykubrick98 Really?... that was the part that was random for you?

  • I was the Janitor at microsoft, the next day after watching this video I went to microsoft and they make me the CEO -Steve Ballmer

  • I'm not really getting the story arc here.

  • just had a 4:17 Orgasm, thank you Owens

  • 292 people are enemies of love.

  • holy shit! watch out for the dragon (2:37)

    epic jump at 2:48...and at 2:56!!!

    what's in the box (3:01)....my PRECIOUS?!

  • I just watched a combination of the LOTR the Three Musketeers the Chronicles of Narnia and a million other movies. This is really good for what I'm assuming to be a low budget production.

  • How much did this Vid cost to make ! omg Sucker punch @ 1:09

  • I used to look a bit like Ron Jeremy mixed with Zach Galifinankis. After watching this, now I have a physique similar to Bruce Lee and I have put out at least 14 restraining orders on super models alone.

  • Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer together couldn't overcome CDO in this!

  • I learned how to play the guitar just by watching him! thanks swaim and cracked.

  • Who are the f****ng idiots who keep disliking this piece of art?

    Seriously go back to your hero Justin Bieber and like his videos, stay away from here.

  • Its the Lord of the Rings meets Pirates of the Caribbean, all starring... Lucius Malfoy!

  • @TheRedcynic i came across this video by accident, but then i saw your comment and it was worth it.. :)

  • I used to be afraid to talk to girls, but after singing this at my school talent show I now have three girlfriends and countless other girls on the side. Thank you Chris Dane Owens!!!

  • thumbs up if cracked brought you here!!

  • This is like if Michael Bolton starred in Game of Thrones.

  • Its like Barry White meets Game of Thrones

  • How does one get that breathy-yet-firm singing quality in his verses? Is there a term for it?

  • @Furoar practice

  • Does anyone else think CDO looks like Ann Coulter? 

  • This music video put my cancer into remission.

  • seriously what's not to love about this vid??

  • @2:23 his own epic awesomeness almost causes him to vomit.

  • Someone make a wikipedia page on

  • cool video

  • looks like edgar winter,sounds like rick astley.

  • this shit get's me hard

  • he kinda looks like raphael from soul calibur II

  • This is like watching random 10 sec clips of lord of the rings and if Legolas occasionally pretended to play the guitar

  • Listening to this is like waking up while falling out of an airplane- you don't have any recollection of how you got to that point but dammit, it feels AMAZING.

  • I like the fact that jizzd im ny pants is in the sidebar

  • Can You please tell me from which movie is the clip ?:)

  • This was so awesome I cried tears of pure diamond.

  • This lifts my heart to the sky

  • what?

  • What movie is this from (if it even is from a movie)?

  • @jenksbabe22 It's not from a movie, it's a music video produced in the style of a movie, as the description says.

  • 276 people are enemies of love.

  • After watching this video exactly 77 times (the mystic number!) I went for a short walk in my neighborhood and was offered fellatio on six separate occasions. Thanks, Chris Dane Owens!

  • @countmagnus08 Damn, bro. That's about 5 and a half hours. I'd hope you didn't do it all at once.

  • Music video made from clips of the much less successful "Princess Bride 2: Revenge of the Dread Pirate Roberts."

  • I don't get it. I mean the random explosions and the alligator were funny but I still don't get the plot

  • 'It's like watching random ten second clips of Lord of the Rings, if Legolas occasionally pretended to play the guitar.'

  • @TreborSham quoting cracked tv? original

  • yes, its real, honest why on earth would you think the stash was drawn on with a marker......?

  • Holy shit. My eyes and ears are cumming.

  • i dont know what happend in this video but i think things went well

  • i have watched this video eight times today

  • At first glance this looks bad - then you realize its so bad its abosultely awesome.

  • LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!! :D soooo funny

  • Fuck walking slowly away from an explosion. I'm going to walk into it.

  • this video never gets old lol

  • The plot of this seems a little far fetched if ya ask me

  • @beefflavoredchicken

    well, its rather straightforward:

    Chris Dane Owens is sent out to capture Ara, the woman. Only he falls in love with her, and together they try to escape from the dark forces that now want both of them dead.

    There are some random moments in it yes, but the plot is rather simple:)

  • After watching this a few times, I noticed that my jawline was inexplicably more defined and that my cheekbones had moved up. Thanks Chris Dane Owens!

  • This video is fucking amazing.

  • Why watch LOTR when this 12-hour trilogy is only 4 minutes and 16 seconds?

    Also, is the girl at 1:27 important?

  • this is like drugs for JESUS!

  • It's an elf :O

  • I just love this video and the song. I have no idea why but I just can't stop watching it. Pure genius, I mean that sincerely.

  • I am now inspired to grow a soulpatch

  • Oh god

  • The highest complement I could pay this man is that he somewhat resembles cary elwes with the fantasy stuff on and the moustache.

  • Chris Dale Owen simultaneously threatened my heterosexuality while at the same time making it possible to make sweet love to my wife.

    Thanks a lot dude!

  • All I can think is: Lucius Malfoy in A Very Potter Sequel

  • Now I know where I've seen this guy! Isn't he the main character from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night?!

    Seriously, I didn't know Alucard could sing.

  • If I were 1% as awesome as this guy, id be the 2nd most awesome person on earth,

  • since when does Lucius Malfoy make music videos?

  • With the light of love!

  • Is this a mix of Lord Of The Rings and Narnia with modern 19th century recreation footage??

    WHAT'S GOING ON?? XD

  • 3:18 Is that the The Angel of Independence? I'm asking because I'm Mexican and I want to know if he's using a patriotic symbol for this video?

  • They should have this on MTV, it would definitely be an interesting watch.

  • You are my hero.

  • This video should have way more views.

  • The fantasy gear looks really good on him!!!

  • in the first half of the movie, when he is ''fighting'' that guy with the mask...the guy has the EXACT same mask as the king in the movie ''Kingdom of Heaven''

    maybe its just me

    but it looked the same

  • It's almost like a Micheal Bay movie trailer. The ship blows up for goodness sakes.

  • Here come all of the Micheal Swaim fans

  • I love listening to this!! CDO is LOVE!!

  • This song should have one at the Grammy's the other night. For everything. 

  • CDO IN DA HOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!!!

  • This video makes me want to lift weights while juggling three smi-trucks (with trailers) at the same time. I showed it to my blind friend and now he's a pro football referee. If we showed it in Egypt, we'd be tobogganing down the pyramids as we speak.

  • It's the video to every power metal song, ever.

  • Why does this man not have a Wikipedia page? This is a gross injustice.

  • That is a masterpiece

  • For some reason, this song really reminds me of The Highlander. I think it's the slightly cheesy love lyrics and all the Renaissance clothing.

  • My heart stopped beating during this video, yet I did not die. His epicness functioned as a magic defibrilator of some sort!

  • If there was any hope of goodness in the world, Syfy would make this a full length movie.

  • its like watching random 10 second clips of lord of the rings if legolass occasionally pretended to paly the guitar

  • Time for a TOTP appearance. oh wait..

  • No matter how many times I see it, this video makes me smile and sometimes fall over laughing. It's fantastically fun and over-the-top. I'm constantly amazed by the epic backstory that they came up with for it too. Jade and Arra and Aereon and the Third Kingdom - wow.

  • Ah, who am I kidding? THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.

  • @HoaxKiss SWAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • Holy crap, this was actually good! I know the CG is lacking, but there's a lot of imagination in this music video and I'm glad that this is a vid that really tried to do something different instead of pimping itself out in a contemporary context. Furthermore, this takes me back to 80's britpop with nice instrumentals. NICE!!

  • this. is. amazing. and he's hot.

  • I grew that sixth toe I've been wanting for years when I listened to this song. My balance is better than ever! Thanks Chris Dane Owens!

  • I will forever be in debt to my US History for showing this to my class countless times. It's been 2 years and I still love it!

  • this is BRILLIANT :'D

  • My wife and I have been trying to have kids for years. We played this clip during the "deed" and she is now expecting triplets! Thank you so much Chris Dane Owens.

  • @sarcronis GOOD JOB!

  • @sarcronis lol

  • By the power of a mere sword pirate blown up a ship and then Chris escaped from sinking one on a the rope. Future best acting nominee.

  • This song is so addictive to listen to!! XD

  • This video has changed my life.

  • After watching Shine on Me three times a week , i lost 15 pounds! Thanks Chris Dane Owens!

  • Blood Elf IRL!

  • The song is too long but the video is too short.

  • My Best friend got me hooked up with song. And I still like it. ^^

  • Ive watched this video so many times its almost starting to make sense....

  • 262 people were not cured of their cancer or diabetes by watching this video.

  • 1:59 Power Shove!

  • this was on websoup anyone saw this on websoup thumbs up

  • sick base line!