It's really not fair that this video is lumped in with horrible ones like in the sidebar's related videos. I seriously think this video/song is great.
So it's Legolas with a chick, and then Dr. Doom grabs her sword and Legolas bitchslappunches Dr. Doom, Legolas becomes Dragon Warrior, he reenacts a scene from Highlander, batman closeup, Legolas walks through that one level from Devil May Cry 4, dude swings sword and ship blows the fuck up, clap turn, rips shirt open and reveals angel chick, walks into fucking fire, fucking dragons, alligator, hot matrix bitches, prom scene from FF8, fireworks. Fuck I wanna be this guy.
This is whats happening. Chris is a daring rogue that runs into a beautiful lady in the forest that is attacked by Order of Dark, ladies in black, Silver Mask. He saves her and then returns her to her kingdom and finds out she's the Maiden of Light. Long story short hes hired by Order of dark to retrieve her, given a sword, betrays them after falling for her, order's pissed, dragons released, fight/chase scenes, she "Shines her light on him" he overcomes dark, battles, win and happy end. Boom
Ya know, this guy would be a freaking superstar if this came out late 80's early 90's. As much as you might not want to admit it, it's pretty catchy and easy to get stuck in your head. Had this song came out earlier people would be going to see this along with other 8o's bands reunions. He could totally open for the Cars.
I just watched a combination of the LOTR the Three Musketeers the Chronicles of Narnia and a million other movies. This is really good for what I'm assuming to be a low budget production.
I used to look a bit like Ron Jeremy mixed with Zach Galifinankis. After watching this, now I have a physique similar to Bruce Lee and I have put out at least 14 restraining orders on super models alone.
I used to be afraid to talk to girls, but after singing this at my school talent show I now have three girlfriends and countless other girls on the side. Thank you Chris Dane Owens!!!
Listening to this is like waking up while falling out of an airplane- you don't have any recollection of how you got to that point but dammit, it feels AMAZING.
After watching this video exactly 77 times (the mystic number!) I went for a short walk in my neighborhood and was offered fellatio on six separate occasions. Thanks, Chris Dane Owens!
Chris Dane Owens is sent out to capture Ara, the woman. Only he falls in love with her, and together they try to escape from the dark forces that now want both of them dead.
There are some random moments in it yes, but the plot is rather simple:)
After watching this a few times, I noticed that my jawline was inexplicably more defined and that my cheekbones had moved up. Thanks Chris Dane Owens!
in the first half of the movie, when he is ''fighting'' that guy with the mask...the guy has the EXACT same mask as the king in the movie ''Kingdom of Heaven''
This video makes me want to lift weights while juggling three smi-trucks (with trailers) at the same time. I showed it to my blind friend and now he's a pro football referee. If we showed it in Egypt, we'd be tobogganing down the pyramids as we speak.
No matter how many times I see it, this video makes me smile and sometimes fall over laughing. It's fantastically fun and over-the-top. I'm constantly amazed by the epic backstory that they came up with for it too. Jade and Arra and Aereon and the Third Kingdom - wow.
Holy crap, this was actually good! I know the CG is lacking, but there's a lot of imagination in this music video and I'm glad that this is a vid that really tried to do something different instead of pimping itself out in a contemporary context. Furthermore, this takes me back to 80's britpop with nice instrumentals. NICE!!
My wife and I have been trying to have kids for years. We played this clip during the "deed" and she is now expecting triplets! Thank you so much Chris Dane Owens.
This is ridiculously awesome
biatchdu95 3 days ago
.......Love has enemies........what just happened here?
kotainuchan 3 days ago
Someone give Chris Dane Owens a budget so he can make this movie.
Jarrecko 1 week ago
Swaim <3
SgtLion 2 weeks ago
aww who am I kidding...this video is fucking amazing!
MrWolffey 2 weeks ago
Still waiting on the next one :( I've been waiting since the day I found this in early october 2008
Kirdano 3 weeks ago
i would watch this movie.
mythman30 4 weeks ago
Targaryen all the way
FlashbackThunder 1 month ago 2
God is crying tears of joy and I am a little bit, too.
minkymoles 1 month ago
This video is so awesome it broke time.
Yerflua 1 month ago
Listened to a replay of his interview on Rover's Morning Glory. This guy is awesome. Shine on you crazy Owens
mvsrs 2 months ago
If this were a game, I'd play it, just sayin'.
ThePotatoLord 2 months ago
It's really not fair that this video is lumped in with horrible ones like in the sidebar's related videos. I seriously think this video/song is great.
DeathNote 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
What drugs are you on, and where can I get them?
thepiperreason0 2 months ago
What's with all this nonsense on the recommended for "worst music video ever made?"
All I want to see is something better than this!
aoimakura 2 months ago
hold up.. lime green les paul? fuck. yes.
micktarded419 2 months ago 2
Swaim.
dougiebolton 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
Swaim's right, this IS awesome
Taig32 2 months ago
More like Chris Dane Owns. This video is fucking awesome.
JJJaakeeEe 2 months ago 2
So fucking epic...
enjoytheride85 2 months ago
...And then there's the creepy slo-mo hand....3:36
KVeren 2 months ago in playlist Homework Music
Did he swallow an invisible fairy or something? 2:22
KVeren 2 months ago in playlist Homework Music
I know everyone's getting Lord of the Rings vibes from this, and I am too, but I'm also getting the Witcher vibes for some reason.
Korbie13 2 months ago
@Korbie13 Probably because of the long blond hair.
CrutoniaFilms 2 months ago
I wanna who the girls are, they're hot
Gemineye1 2 months ago
The music video that broke the green screen.
DrkHoax 2 months ago
If you add it to watch later, with nothing else in the playlist, you can listen to it forever.
iamlucaschilds 3 months ago
BOO-YAH! This video is fucking amazing. - Michael Swaim
EarlOfEs 3 months ago 2
@EarlOfEs Holy crap. Please tell me where you saw this. I love Droid Michael Swaim.
KainDrake 2 months ago
there are some really nice shots in this
JohnnyDoit 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
my mind is full of fuck
zzlonj 3 months ago
0:55 The sword has to be *sharp* or else it's just a stick, okay lady?
Incruentum 3 months ago
I was all like, "yeah this is pretty cool". Then I was all like "lol what crocodile?"
dopeydaniel123 3 months ago
This is every day-dream i had as a kid manifest. I feel like I could cry.
fumbducks 3 months ago
So it's Legolas with a chick, and then Dr. Doom grabs her sword and Legolas bitchslappunches Dr. Doom, Legolas becomes Dragon Warrior, he reenacts a scene from Highlander, batman closeup, Legolas walks through that one level from Devil May Cry 4, dude swings sword and ship blows the fuck up, clap turn, rips shirt open and reveals angel chick, walks into fucking fire, fucking dragons, alligator, hot matrix bitches, prom scene from FF8, fireworks. Fuck I wanna be this guy.
dbxbeat 3 months ago 33
Tears for Fears meets Eragon!
KingJamesInc 3 months ago
I like boobies @ 55
KingJamesInc 3 months ago
This video cured my cancer. Thank you, Chris Dane Owens.
Lanistayo 4 months ago 3
You know that he is fantastic in the sack.
littlejimmy904 4 months ago
This is whats happening. Chris is a daring rogue that runs into a beautiful lady in the forest that is attacked by Order of Dark, ladies in black, Silver Mask. He saves her and then returns her to her kingdom and finds out she's the Maiden of Light. Long story short hes hired by Order of dark to retrieve her, given a sword, betrays them after falling for her, order's pissed, dragons released, fight/chase scenes, she "Shines her light on him" he overcomes dark, battles, win and happy end. Boom
dogamus 4 months ago
Ya know, this guy would be a freaking superstar if this came out late 80's early 90's. As much as you might not want to admit it, it's pretty catchy and easy to get stuck in your head. Had this song came out earlier people would be going to see this along with other 8o's bands reunions. He could totally open for the Cars.
dogamus 4 months ago
2:59 a dagger is thrown behind 3 women but they spin around not sure why if the dagger is thrown behind them.
Chris Dane Owens is a god I would suck him dry for an autograph..
MultiCopout 4 months ago
The legend will never die.
mrcrushin 4 months ago
I love how the guy slashes with his sword then the ship blows up... Lol
02Nyyankees02 4 months ago
I feel like I just watched a musical tour of World of Warcraft....
kittenloverme 4 months ago 6
I'll be honest this is one of my favorite songs, it actually speaks to me because I've listened to it so much over the years.
Noahconstricto 4 months ago
Whoa. The legend was true. That thing DOES exist.
purplefishman 4 months ago
I don't get the video, to be honest. not at all.
arandomguyonutube 5 months ago
I love how he came up with a whole story for this
KVeren 5 months ago in playlist Homework Music
can we please get lyrics in the description. we beg you
DustyWulf1 5 months ago
tags include princess bride and dragon ball hell yeah
DustyWulf1 5 months ago
viserys targarryan
DustyWulf1 5 months ago 2
"Who am i kidding? This video is fucking amazing!"
BelieMyBurial 5 months ago 7
I'm not entirely sure what happened in this video but i think it went well xD
widster466 5 months ago
If this was a full movie, I would probably watch it for hours on end. Just so I could understand what the hell is going on here.
TheCaptain7000 5 months ago 3
I'm not quite sure what just happened. But it was damn amazing.
CaptainLiv 5 months ago
A song about knights in shining armour and days of yore.
blcouch 5 months ago
The whole time Im watching this video, the only thing I can think of is Lucius Malfoy.
kittenloverme 5 months ago
2:42 random alligator
stanleykubrick98 5 months ago 2
@stanleykubrick98 Really?... that was the part that was random for you?
riter1993 5 months ago
I was the Janitor at microsoft, the next day after watching this video I went to microsoft and they make me the CEO -Steve Ballmer
Kardemian 5 months ago
I'm not really getting the story arc here.
stanleykubrick98 5 months ago 3
just had a 4:17 Orgasm, thank you Owens
Kardemian 5 months ago
292 people are enemies of love.
treebeardthestrong 6 months ago 4
holy shit! watch out for the dragon (2:37)
epic jump at 2:48...and at 2:56!!!
what's in the box (3:01)....my PRECIOUS?!
khyron4 6 months ago
I just watched a combination of the LOTR the Three Musketeers the Chronicles of Narnia and a million other movies. This is really good for what I'm assuming to be a low budget production.
Snkcc5 6 months ago
How much did this Vid cost to make ! omg Sucker punch @ 1:09
Tombuliwyf 6 months ago
I used to look a bit like Ron Jeremy mixed with Zach Galifinankis. After watching this, now I have a physique similar to Bruce Lee and I have put out at least 14 restraining orders on super models alone.
IamPinhead 6 months ago
Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer together couldn't overcome CDO in this!
macsnafu 6 months ago
I learned how to play the guitar just by watching him! thanks swaim and cracked.
KandaYu1421 6 months ago
Who are the f****ng idiots who keep disliking this piece of art?
Seriously go back to your hero Justin Bieber and like his videos, stay away from here.
TheQueHegan 7 months ago
Its the Lord of the Rings meets Pirates of the Caribbean, all starring... Lucius Malfoy!
TheRedcynic 7 months ago 48
@TheRedcynic i came across this video by accident, but then i saw your comment and it was worth it.. :)
1hu1jandle 1 month ago
I used to be afraid to talk to girls, but after singing this at my school talent show I now have three girlfriends and countless other girls on the side. Thank you Chris Dane Owens!!!
funnyguy0476 7 months ago 8
thumbs up if cracked brought you here!!
Xystosis 7 months ago 6
This is like if Michael Bolton starred in Game of Thrones.
mcclainx 7 months ago 4
Its like Barry White meets Game of Thrones
WhippetGoode 7 months ago 2
How does one get that breathy-yet-firm singing quality in his verses? Is there a term for it?
Furoar 7 months ago 2
@Furoar practice
noskillet 7 months ago
Does anyone else think CDO looks like Ann Coulter?
Godlesscupcake 7 months ago 3
This music video put my cancer into remission.
pistachioshell 8 months ago 6
seriously what's not to love about this vid??
purpl3dahl1a 8 months ago
@2:23 his own epic awesomeness almost causes him to vomit.
retarded3000 8 months ago
Someone make a wikipedia page on
monkyboy4017 8 months ago
cool video
monkyboy4017 8 months ago
looks like edgar winter,sounds like rick astley.
plasticweapon 8 months ago
this shit get's me hard
GunnarMcGriff 8 months ago
he kinda looks like raphael from soul calibur II
stumbleine0010 8 months ago
This is like watching random 10 sec clips of lord of the rings and if Legolas occasionally pretended to play the guitar
Turbosalami 8 months ago
Listening to this is like waking up while falling out of an airplane- you don't have any recollection of how you got to that point but dammit, it feels AMAZING.
Rhielovesyouami92 8 months ago 2
I like the fact that jizzd im ny pants is in the sidebar
olsern 8 months ago
Can You please tell me from which movie is the clip ?:)
romaiosgr 8 months ago
This was so awesome I cried tears of pure diamond.
TheOrderOfCake 9 months ago 5
This lifts my heart to the sky
VonHalford 9 months ago
what?
Samax13 9 months ago
What movie is this from (if it even is from a movie)?
jenksbabe22 9 months ago
@jenksbabe22 It's not from a movie, it's a music video produced in the style of a movie, as the description says.
setosgirl0 9 months ago
276 people are enemies of love.
lulavampiro 9 months ago 2
After watching this video exactly 77 times (the mystic number!) I went for a short walk in my neighborhood and was offered fellatio on six separate occasions. Thanks, Chris Dane Owens!
countmagnus08 9 months ago 13
@countmagnus08 Damn, bro. That's about 5 and a half hours. I'd hope you didn't do it all at once.
ChampouxTime 8 months ago
Music video made from clips of the much less successful "Princess Bride 2: Revenge of the Dread Pirate Roberts."
LordTony 9 months ago 8
I don't get it. I mean the random explosions and the alligator were funny but I still don't get the plot
Samax13 9 months ago
'It's like watching random ten second clips of Lord of the Rings, if Legolas occasionally pretended to play the guitar.'
TreborSham 9 months ago 67
@TreborSham quoting cracked tv? original
Emobear1337 7 months ago
yes, its real, honest why on earth would you think the stash was drawn on with a marker......?
ArachneGanymede 9 months ago
Holy shit. My eyes and ears are cumming.
lagging199527 9 months ago 5
i dont know what happend in this video but i think things went well
widster466 9 months ago 4
i have watched this video eight times today
widster466 9 months ago
At first glance this looks bad - then you realize its so bad its abosultely awesome.
BladeofSorrow7 9 months ago
LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!! :D soooo funny
rdblue42 9 months ago
Fuck walking slowly away from an explosion. I'm going to walk into it.
RIOgrande222 9 months ago 6
this video never gets old lol
JML0027 9 months ago 3
The plot of this seems a little far fetched if ya ask me
beefflavoredchicken 9 months ago
@beefflavoredchicken
well, its rather straightforward:
Chris Dane Owens is sent out to capture Ara, the woman. Only he falls in love with her, and together they try to escape from the dark forces that now want both of them dead.
There are some random moments in it yes, but the plot is rather simple:)
TheQueHegan 9 months ago 3
After watching this a few times, I noticed that my jawline was inexplicably more defined and that my cheekbones had moved up. Thanks Chris Dane Owens!
Increderiffic 9 months ago 7
This video is fucking amazing.
TheAmazingTrout 10 months ago
Why watch LOTR when this 12-hour trilogy is only 4 minutes and 16 seconds?
Also, is the girl at 1:27 important?
alexxanderos 10 months ago
this is like drugs for JESUS!
Keunic 10 months ago
It's an elf :O
jeverbever 10 months ago
I just love this video and the song. I have no idea why but I just can't stop watching it. Pure genius, I mean that sincerely.
WildOrchidization 10 months ago
I am now inspired to grow a soulpatch
kingq101 10 months ago
Oh god
Necropirate 10 months ago
The highest complement I could pay this man is that he somewhat resembles cary elwes with the fantasy stuff on and the moustache.
pwnage333 10 months ago
Chris Dale Owen simultaneously threatened my heterosexuality while at the same time making it possible to make sweet love to my wife.
Thanks a lot dude!
LittleShellChippewa 10 months ago 8
All I can think is: Lucius Malfoy in A Very Potter Sequel
mindstormmaster 10 months ago
Now I know where I've seen this guy! Isn't he the main character from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night?!
Seriously, I didn't know Alucard could sing.
MiddleOfAverage 10 months ago 4
If I were 1% as awesome as this guy, id be the 2nd most awesome person on earth,
Melnac 10 months ago 6
since when does Lucius Malfoy make music videos?
200povstrechnoj 10 months ago 7
With the light of love!
smpowis 10 months ago
Is this a mix of Lord Of The Rings and Narnia with modern 19th century recreation footage??
WHAT'S GOING ON?? XD
kodguerrero 11 months ago
3:18 Is that the The Angel of Independence? I'm asking because I'm Mexican and I want to know if he's using a patriotic symbol for this video?
manfedmedviq 11 months ago
They should have this on MTV, it would definitely be an interesting watch.
omare788 11 months ago
You are my hero.
terryhink 11 months ago
This video should have way more views.
danman2424 11 months ago
The fantasy gear looks really good on him!!!
GoldArtemis 11 months ago
in the first half of the movie, when he is ''fighting'' that guy with the mask...the guy has the EXACT same mask as the king in the movie ''Kingdom of Heaven''
maybe its just me
but it looked the same
beollWARRIOR 1 year ago
It's almost like a Micheal Bay movie trailer. The ship blows up for goodness sakes.
lilshortkid100 1 year ago
Here come all of the Micheal Swaim fans
lilshortkid100 1 year ago 10
I love listening to this!! CDO is LOVE!!
sanoadono 1 year ago
This song should have one at the Grammy's the other night. For everything.
Stormwysper 1 year ago 4
CDO IN DA HOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!!!
djwithnoname 1 year ago
This video makes me want to lift weights while juggling three smi-trucks (with trailers) at the same time. I showed it to my blind friend and now he's a pro football referee. If we showed it in Egypt, we'd be tobogganing down the pyramids as we speak.
djwithnoname 1 year ago 94
It's the video to every power metal song, ever.
Nachtmarchen 1 year ago 2
Why does this man not have a Wikipedia page? This is a gross injustice.
SuperHoboPirateNinja 1 year ago 3
That is a masterpiece
Punish00 1 year ago
For some reason, this song really reminds me of The Highlander. I think it's the slightly cheesy love lyrics and all the Renaissance clothing.
Nordic1337 1 year ago
My heart stopped beating during this video, yet I did not die. His epicness functioned as a magic defibrilator of some sort!
roflkopter92 1 year ago 3
If there was any hope of goodness in the world, Syfy would make this a full length movie.
oywidapoodles 1 year ago 7
its like watching random 10 second clips of lord of the rings if legolass occasionally pretended to paly the guitar
mynamke 1 year ago
Time for a TOTP appearance. oh wait..
spidfer 1 year ago
No matter how many times I see it, this video makes me smile and sometimes fall over laughing. It's fantastically fun and over-the-top. I'm constantly amazed by the epic backstory that they came up with for it too. Jade and Arra and Aereon and the Third Kingdom - wow.
KVeren 1 year ago
Ah, who am I kidding? THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.
HoaxKiss 1 year ago 11
@HoaxKiss SWAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM
moosie6666 1 year ago
Holy crap, this was actually good! I know the CG is lacking, but there's a lot of imagination in this music video and I'm glad that this is a vid that really tried to do something different instead of pimping itself out in a contemporary context. Furthermore, this takes me back to 80's britpop with nice instrumentals. NICE!!
naikanomtom 1 year ago
this. is. amazing. and he's hot.
TheCrystic 1 year ago
I grew that sixth toe I've been wanting for years when I listened to this song. My balance is better than ever! Thanks Chris Dane Owens!
TheKogunEnjou 1 year ago
I will forever be in debt to my US History for showing this to my class countless times. It's been 2 years and I still love it!
topsupahfan 1 year ago 3
this is BRILLIANT :'D
IamTheMisuKitty 1 year ago
My wife and I have been trying to have kids for years. We played this clip during the "deed" and she is now expecting triplets! Thank you so much Chris Dane Owens.
sarcronis 1 year ago 156
@sarcronis GOOD JOB!
UndeadHermit 10 months ago
@sarcronis lol
eriquito 10 months ago
By the power of a mere sword pirate blown up a ship and then Chris escaped from sinking one on a the rope. Future best acting nominee.
SenorPitchonet 1 year ago 3
This song is so addictive to listen to!! XD
KarmaFail 1 year ago
This video has changed my life.
mcsext 1 year ago 3
After watching Shine on Me three times a week , i lost 15 pounds! Thanks Chris Dane Owens!
diva1675 1 year ago 7
Blood Elf IRL!
Arenumberg 1 year ago 2
The song is too long but the video is too short.
wtfttfg 1 year ago 3
My Best friend got me hooked up with song. And I still like it. ^^
LicorniaGoddess09 1 year ago
Ive watched this video so many times its almost starting to make sense....
Kalminocternas 1 year ago 6
262 people were not cured of their cancer or diabetes by watching this video.
kungfubellydancer 1 year ago 5
1:59 Power Shove!
UncleWillis 1 year ago 2
this was on websoup anyone saw this on websoup thumbs up
MrRxProductions 1 year ago
sick base line!
KoreaSUN 1 year ago