Holiday Songs For Scientologists: The 8 Days Of Scientology

[ConspiracyCult]

Foolish man-animals

lmao!

[EvolutionSev]

ROFL!



[TerrySleeper]

Superb upload.

Thank you so much for this.

[Aleksandrme]

That wasn't a stroll across the bridge of freedom! Because I didn't have to pay a large sum of money. Thought you could trick me..but Im just too smart...now im off to worship star trek!

[mmtunno]

pretty good!

[MrGluey666]

hahahahah! lol

[iamitchey]

Funny stuff.

[bringonthewrath]

Kristy Ally is a Scientologist? that explains allot

[Hemmersfield1]

scientologists are mental. 

[themooddisorders]

I did this and I am a happy, former homosexual who has a former dyke wife. We watch videos together like this to absolve the inner hatred me have for each other!

[hypnometal]

What I still can't figure out is, who's the "Operating Thetan" on the 6th day? :-)

[xenuisot3]

merry R6mas to you !!!

[szrgirl]

Very nice

[WulfgarBloodangel]

LULZ

[angeldustxiii]

You guys use electro shock tretment to get your state of clear?

[shunyotube]

@ageldustxiii,

I bet that got the tomato at the end clear.

[angeldustxiii]

actually i nevr even noticed them.LOL so r u for them or against them?i think they r nuts.LOL

[shunyotube]

angeldustxiii, I'm all for tomatoes, and I don't like to see them abused!

[WeAreAnonymous1000]

This was amazing. So favorited.

[marcolies]

Xmas is for Xenu

[Fogslifted]

lmao!! Awesome! I don't know why but it reminds me of something Steve Martin would have done back in the day. lmao Great video thanks!

[AnonNed]

Nice..., that cheered me right back up.

All i needed for this sad sad day.

Remember remember the 5th of december.

[KittyKatSpanker]

CHRISTMAS IS HERE

[bulbheadmyass]

Well done and hilarious, I laughed the whole way through. Going into my xmas playlist.

[creamygoodness420]

Waaaaatch Battle Field Earth! LMAO!

[crsalovesyou]

ha! hilarious!

[rainbowspite222]

you have become a successful comedic thetan lmao

[NJTank]

Tom Cruise is going to sue

[bulbheadmyass]

@NJTank, this vid will be a major hit if he does.

[TheClutchMaster590]

L.MFAO HAHAHAHAHAHHA great song lol

[hotscubagreg]

Anonymous Flags on Ebay

[MrBenoo08]

Scientology is the stupidest religion ever. It was made for creating money only, god people are so fucking stupid

[naruto64gaara]

you realize scientology is just a stupid as all other religions no more no less

[11Jamie11]

Flunk for faux scholasticism.

Start!

[JACOBFLARSEN]

@MrBenoo08 Oh no your wrong!!!

.....it's not a religion, it's a cult.. :)

[Chopinsnocturnes]

great job!

Lots of enturbulation here!

[sarracatuf]

lololol nice song loved it

[nishbrown]

I can't believe I haven't seen this until now!!

Awesome!

[fmn2628]

you missed "disconnect from the SP"

[sunyavadin]

You missed "sign up for the sea org" and the last verse should end with "And get sent to the RPF"

[Korea4Me]

Haaaaa! Cute ^__^ I give you 5 stars!

[thebeerbaron666]

I'm surprised someone didn't threaten you with a law-suit headzup (-:

[Rasterius]

lol great work!!!!

[zambimaru]

LOL I love it

[bumfighter888]

why is this marked as spam? o dear it looks like we have some pesky Scientologists lurking about..

[clem9796]

It wasn't spam, right up until the "confess your faults to JC" line..

[Puosur]

Lol, yeah, I thumbed up the comment and then regreted it after the last line. Scrap $ci, but stop advertising whatever deity you happend to believe in.

[fred26er]

Bwahahahaha!!!!!

[LtSurge659]

This almost sounds like a track for Tom Cruise :0

[gothgbunny]

Omg I love it well done

[LinkBlink]

Awesome twist to an old classic.

+ 5 Stars

[usernameavilable]

I like it how everybody can lol at $cientology, but other religions get added respect for their non$en$e. That being said i'm gona go outside and appreciate our six thousand year old universe that began after the domestication of the dog :P

[iamawake23]

Well, for starters Scientology isn't a real religion. As evil as all religions may be, at least when they try to dry up your wallet they warn you beforehand what is it that you're going to pay for, so you can actually make an informed choice. Scientology's MO is to prey on vulnerable people by spreading lies, presenting themselves as "authorities" to people in desperate need of help, and then proceed to brainwash them into believing the nonsense that other religions serve straight-up.

[usernameavilable]

Hmm good point, most other religions don't hide their true beliefs, they just assert their obscenities as true :P Maybe in another 1000 years it'll be the same for scientology??

[iamawake23]

'S true, but nowadays you only subscribe to a major religion if a) you've been indoctrinated as a child (which unfortunately is far too common) or if b) you're stupid enough to believe that said obscenities are true. When people are, in fact, stupid, yet making a free choice, there's nothing one can do but try and educate them.

As for Scientology, if we succeed there won't be any in 1000 years. =)

[DigiLusionist]

As evil as all religions may be?

Like Global Warming Theology?

[iamawake23]

Clarification, please? I'm ESL.

[generaleskimo]

"Watch Battlefield Earth"

OMG that is just too funny!

[macman851]

Are all of the celebrities shown known scientologists?!

[generaleskimo]

Yes. Even Fox News's Greta Van Susteren. There is a fairly complete list of Scientologist celebrities on wikipedia.

[idiotwithaAK47]

WHHAAAAA?? Greta Van Susteren is a Scientologist??? Oh man...

[hartman5555]

John Travolta eating a chocolate bar and drinking a coke.

[CanGodBeCopyrighted]

Very funny stuff :)

[MaryOMackie]

LOL! The best $cientology parody yet...

[cassiebunny]

Bwahahahaha! Love it

[soulinite]

lol, Hail Xenu!

[EyeBape]

THIS IS AMAZING!

[SockPuppetTroll]

lolololol

[yawawot]

At 1:43 is Juliet Lewis singing for her band.

[Avery1now]

ahahaha bananas

[uskafighter]

who is that at 1:43 ?

[XENUTV]

Bravo!

[soulinite]

We love you WBM.

[mollie2810]

*lol*

[vinhulk]

Heeeeeeeelarious!

[tyndarius]

Free yourself from Xenu implants , connect to an electro pscyhometer!

[obamawalker]

So funny.

[Cloggerzzz]

Nice.

[duck7759]

he should go back to south park and stop being a whiny bitch.

[obamawalker]

On the 16th day of December I said to you, "fuuuucck yooou!"

[chanologyASSIST]

lol, he's dead!

[pchoffman1976]

Thank you for warming this old SPs heart.

[PyroPreena87]

LMAO

[kdb955]

Totally retarded.

5/5

[hahayouarefunny]

ooooooooooh!

[jamesnebraska]

great job matt

[Kilia40]

Chill out guise, it's a parody.

lol

[Kilia40]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[terisbub]

Horrible video, the guy sounds like a true ultra faggot, and the lyrics are too fucking stupid to be funny..you have to be a desperate anon to sink this low and say this shit is actually good. Fighting scientology is one thing but this is just fucking wack.

[totisrolls]

What is Scientology?

[CindyVision]

Google it.

[PresidentJackFord]

lmfao!!!!!! this is the most holyest song for tom cruise!!!! lol

[SharkDude1]

Anybody that thinks Scientology is real, is just a freak!! Freak: as in Stupid, Dumb, Complete moron. Scientology is a cult, just like ALL Religions! They all prey on the weak minded people, and lie to them, for there own greed. They ALL brainwash you! Heavens Gate had followers, and your church/cult has its followers too...YOU! Whenever you see people at a church, you know your sane, and those people are the freaks. Tom Cruise is the biggest freak of them all!

[jigga2jones]

Awesome

[intercourseman69]

wow this is really dumb. but it makes me really lolololol

[W0LF20009]

OPERATING SATAAAN

[dennist3hmenace]

Nice job! Well done.

[bushputz]

...and become an operating cretin...

[GeeYouAreYou0001]

Scientology is bullshit and Tom Cruise is a dumbass for believing in it. He's a bad actor who is in too many movies too.

[parrotnutz]

Look at the $cn ad crap below the video! Looks like it`s time to drop youtube, this has really gotten bad!

[Liberalman35]

OMG this is so funny.

[Plupsyeah]

Kudos to you, sir.

[NotSoOldHippy]

Ug. Advertizing! Unsubscribed.

[anonxa]

rofl'd.

Vid is totally awesome.

5 star'd and fav'd.

[xenubarb]

I lol'ed.

Hard.

[gymer15]

that was some of flippi's best work yet..loved it, loved it loved it..

[AiresQX4]

From what I've heard about the Scientologists

is they have been known to stalk and harrasse anyone that dares criticize them..

You better take this clip down for your own protection!

[elsakran2]

Oh, gradient training

will wipe out your tears

when you produce

the state of clear

L Ron Hubbard gives meaning to life!

A picture is worth 1000 words

A video is worth 1000 photos

But a Headzup video is worth 1,000,000 YouTube videos!!

[ly0n121]

Brilliant

[tyndarius]

So cute! Merry christmas headzup. Shame on bad Xenu implants! :P

[outtech]

lol

[millgiass]

bleh

[Encyclopeteia]

5 Star Video.

[storrussel]

Wow.L.Ron Hubbard will really love this one!

[brooksaceb]

i didn;t know that lady from fox was a scientologist

[izaak03]

"Brainwash Katie Holmes, jump on Oprah's coach"

That line is funny as fuck.

[avalsonline]

ah, but is fuck really that funny, and if so, how many fucks does it take to make something really funny

[franman781]

watch the angry video game nerd and you'll find out.

starts at the first fuck and continues to this day

[Liberalman35]

Haha.

[sptaznut]

You've done it now , your on their list.....lol

[NatureLegalized]

so funny:) lmfao

[Esqaphor]

i dont get it (except for the xenu implants, jumping on oprah's couch, and brainwashing katie holmes)

[chris3325]

Anonymous in my headzup?

[TheCelticNinja]

Indeed, my friend. Indeed.

[hypnofan35]

Scientology seems to be a good deal like a political party as much as a religion. There seems to be pretention there.

[crimsong19]

LOL.

[Skylinesandsunsets]

My favorite L Ron Hubbard quote: If you want to get rich, start a religion.

[Richardgwm]

I am proud to say I am one a very select group of people who actually saw Battlefield Earth in the theater when it was first released. I try to catch all the filmic mega-disatsers, Ishtar, Water World, etc.

[tomacalin86]

funny, but, yep, get ready for the law suits :))

[LovingBundleOfHate]

wow, you are so sued

[rheumatikum]

GREAT!!!!!!!!!! Loved it!

[BKF666]

Wow great work that was funny.

[sirPiteye]

best 1 yet!

[bloggerday]

WOW. that was awesome :]

[YumeNoEien]

The awesomeness! It's blinding me!

[airborne373]

That's funny. Lots of inside Scientology jokes.

Since I don't have $400,000 to give to the "church" of Scientology I guess I'll stay an SP.

[Kasumitora]

LOL! Great!

[vertigate]

oh man, van Susteren that spastic Palin fanboi is a scientologist. No wonder.

[spisforme]

AWESOME VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ArtypNk]

Happy Hanuka scientologysts!

[shadowmoosey]

hahahha this is hilarious

[Altralucid]

lmao that was funny and awesome!!! XD

[Throred]

brilliant!

[128pad]

OMG, pure awesome. :D

[BrianJunglist]

battlefield earth lmao!!!

[leftwingextremist]

and it's such a good name for a movie...and they had to waste it on that peice of rubbish D:

[verdantforce88]

lmao