A Lurid Tale

[xyzllii]

Sublime euphemisms .....bril...

[GenderFun]

BRAVO!!!!

[Perroquet51]

**Bowing** Thank you, thank you! **throwing kisses** ;-)

[SoWrongYouAre]

haha! I knew something was coming but didn't know what. good one

[77nova454]

your a crack up with many a good video to watch he he.

[hippygram]

ROFL!

[Perroquet51]

Hey! Thanks for trolling my vids :-) I love when people do that.

Hugs,

Marc

[FantasticPhotos]

ha ha...i must say you had me thinking that you pulled something else lol..that pause and then to find it was coffee...i love coffee

[SpearTwain]

feel dirty and cheap now, dontcha!

I do a lot of things by myself too. :P

[Perroquet51]

Excellent! In that case, my job is done.

[erra404]

Such fun! I am a tea drinker myself.

[fehquig]

Oh, shaving cream!

[moomay11649]

Hahaha ~ You should be a partner.

[NotaTrollTravlin]

Cream with that coffee - sugar?

[pinklantana]

I need a cigarette after watching this vid! ;)

[AutymnRosa]

Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do! Next time, I will be glad to share. You rock!

[GoddessofBarefeet]

That was one hot cup of coffee!!!!

sorry I havent been around youtube lately..

I have company from Thailand.

[PlanetRoboGoretex]

did you need a helping hand making this video? next time please call me i'll come a runnin

[ButterRivaLs]

This was *very* good. :)

[SindySigh321]

ooohhhh Marc you WILD man you !!

Giggle-- I love your serious face.

Hugz,

 Sindy

[samphrippofficiaI]

What a brilliant video! You know Marc, your comic timing and ability to build such palpable tension never ceases to amaze me x

[Perroquet51]

And your beautiful comments never cease to please me.

[samphrippofficiaI]

Oh you smooth talker you! I was actually going to make a vid response but I'm a little upset. Maybe tomorrow? x

[Perroquet51]

Oh, I hope I didn't upset you. Sure, would love to see a video response from you.

[samphrippofficiaI]

You didn't upset me sweetheart. I just watched a video about the British National Party and it's all to horrible for words. Great to see Twish back though, I was worried about her x

[KimOsh72]

YT ate my comment? I commented this morning on this video but it didn't stick I guess.

I couldn't stay away completely...I'm too addicted to hilarious people like yourself. LOL you gave me a good laugh this morning with this video. :D

[Perroquet51]

I'm so glad to see you back!

[andymooseman]

Nudge nudge, wink wink ;)

[Perroquet51]

know what I mean, know what I mean?

[andymooseman]

Say no more :)

[popebenadict16]

know what i mean man

[PlanetRoboGoretex]

Massive..humm i just made some coffee i might make some again lol

[Perroquet51]

LOL! One cup just leads to another and another and...well, before you know it, you're grinding your own.

[Perroquet51]

Sneaky Marc

[Tobie2]

I love it!

[Perroquet51]

Thanks Tobie :-)

[izzysmart]

very cool lol

[Perroquet51]

Thanks ;-)

[GumbosGhost]

good one

[Perroquet51]

Thanks :-)

[MsOpheliaPayne]

wooo hoooo

Caffeine51

[Perroquet51]

Don't report me to the church elders, please.

[zoombaboom]

ROFL!!! :-)

[Perroquet51]

;-)

Hugs

[Summer9293]

Marc, I had to watch this again and laugh and laugh and laugh!! :-)

[Perroquet51]

I'm watching your hubby now. You should do a Dump Truck Charlie video, too.

[Summer9293]

I already did! You even saw it because you commented on it. Remember, SunnyMae Righteous?

[Perroquet51]

Oh, that's right. You sang! I'm not saying it was a forgettable performance, I'm just saying I forgot. LOL

[Summer9293]

OH, my goodness! How could you ever forget about SunnyMae? She has such a sweet voice. LOL

[Perroquet51]

Well, what I really meant to say was that you two should do a video together.

[Summer9293]

Well, maybe we will. SunnyMae and T-Bone together would be so totally awesome!

[jeremygex]

Marc Noir featuring in the cult classic "No Cream Without Steam". Re-released yesterday.

[LatteSue]

My kinda guy! hehe

You are brilliant!

Side note: youtube is eating my comments again! grrrr

[TubeSkanke]

LMAO -- Awesome!!

[Perroquet51]

Thanks Tubie ;-)

[BAMBAM8993]

LMAO!

[novmoon]

Oh nothing like a good cup of coffee, alone

[blueclouds4me]

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb~

Fabulous vid, pure genius;)

Hug PEETS, Marylou ^-^

[Perroquet51]

Thanks, Marylou :-)

[minxiegurl]

heh heh yoo haz cheered me up wiv dat. yoo iz a norty boy. wrap my wings around yoo keep yoo safe and warm. xxx

[Perroquet51]

Thank you minxie :-)

[minxiegurl]

yoo iz welcum x

[slowhand1954]

lol Marc , yea we all give in to the urges at times and.... well my heart is with you man, Be stronge. We are here for you. Call someone next time before the urge gets to stronge. 

Peace,

Allen

[realnutty01]

Favourited Marc. This is just so great. Your a naughty boy. You have me in a cold sweat here. or is that my age.

[Perroquet51]

LOL, thanks Kim.

Big Hugs to you,

Marc

[bCurious2]

hehehe..LMAO! No one can do this like you do it Marc!

[Perroquet51]

Thanks bc ;-)

[3CoolKats]

LOL, great setup and ending Marc!!!

[marmosetguru]

LOL, you are brilliant...

[TamHickey67]

LMAO. This was so funny Marc. Your timing was fantastic!

[peggyisme]

OMG this is just what I needed tonight, been missing you and wondering if you were on a cruise or something! I even sent an email! Wonderful as always! Would you like me to send you some premium beans to grind? MMM or a gift card to my favorite coffee shop? (No not Starbucks!)

[rebalgirl247]

lmaoooo

[StephStance]

too F U N N Y! You are good at being bad...

[kateam1975]

i know how it is :)

[stellawashere]

I find it better alone. You can do it just how you like and and make it last as long as you want:-)

[TimberGeek]

only one!!!

[ladybard1968]

lamfo. Know what you mean.

[mysteryglo]

Marc, you are a genius of innuendoes! Great video! LOL

[ellesse808]

For the sake of having a coffee with you, in the near future... I need to use your bathroom...Alot of scented spray... Ya know I have "D" when I drink coffee!lol Love ya! Aki.

[Perroquet51]

I think I'll serve you BEER!

[ellesse808]

LMAO! ((((GASP)))) BEEEEEERS!!!!

[leesa1979]

lol.. suddenly my hand just went down there... lmao. superb as always. <3 Leesa

[robertpina99]

But the cigarette afterwards is so satisfying.

[anmoose]

LMAO!! Marc, you are a master of drama! This is superb!

I know you well enough to be sure you MUST be luring us to a punch line, but I had no clue where you were taking it. Of course my perverted mind was down the drain the whole time. I'm such a sicko...

Moosie

[Perroquet51]

but you are one of my very favorite sickos :-)

[anmoose]

Reason enough, then, to continue my pursuit of the deep art of sicko-ness. A mere grasshopper I am in your presence, but I shall master it.

Wax on... Wax off...

Coffee on... Coffee off... :-)

[yescandles]

Well ya had me going! I was having flashbacks and cold sweats! Jogged me right awake!

[Perroquet51]

LOL, Michael, you are such a hoot! Glad I found you.

[Daliwolf]

*Stands up and claps and gives you 5 stars!*

[Perroquet51]

thanks Dali :-)

[AnnyaMoon]

You'd be a great actor.. or you are a great actor. Yea thats it! ((hugs))

[Perroquet51]

Thank you Annya :-)

[Dlorezzz]

Marc, you are amazing !! I swear you could be a serious actor. You have the looks and boy do you have the talent. How did it take me so long to find your channel ? I am totally in love... Excellent as always, Dolores

[Perroquet51]

Thanks Dolores. You are good at building my ego :-)

[SimplyMelissa101]

at 2:12 my chin hit the floor lmao

[Perroquet51]

LOL, I was a tad worried about 2:12

[lolaknows]

I feel naughty now.

(A can of coffee? I figured you would grind your own.)

[HeyyyItzTonya]

haha I love it... I want some coffee now... :o)

oxox,

Tonya!

[Joan3424]

LOL! I felt like such a voyeur... nothing like watching someone indulge themselves in hot, steamy coffee.

Joanie

[MamboDogFaceOne]

OMG, you were so totally Lestat here, I'm fainting, jugular exposed, and suddenly you're pulling - what?? Oh. Pardon my fantasy...

Mebbe vampires like a little java for "after"?

Innuendo, delivery, editing *****s and *****s!

[txnrobin]

hahhahaaa, i didn't see that coming!!!

[WackaDoodleFreeZone]

Very good video Marc, I knew you were up to something I just had no idea what it was. HUGS xoxo

[Perroquet51]

I'm always up to something, aren't I?

[yassau]

AHAHAHAAHAH!

Coffee can be irresisteble...

[Perroquet51]

The urge can be overwhelming, can't it?

[NuttersClub]

Wait a minute - I've got to go see my husband, I'll be right back...

[Perroquet51]

LOL, OK, take your time.

[NuttersClub]

By the way, this is PAM - not Twish! Don't want to confuse anyone. I'm back now. The coffee is being brewed as we speak.... LOL :)

[Perroquet51]

I knew it was you ;-)

[NuttersClub]

LOL - what gave me away? ;)

[Perroquet51]

There was no royal seal

[NuttersClub]

LOL

[sprichbeeke]

...enjoy...glad to know that drink coffee again!

[Perroquet51]

It's a tough habit to break.

[mymoosejaw]

We must always give into that dark rich urge...

[Perroquet51]

So true

[orgel12]

This was great ! Glad to see your making videos again!!

[Perroquet51]

Thanks! ;-)

[Whits1bone]

Pull, Pull, Pull!

I'm on your side!

Some things can be glorious!

Damming the hiccups I have now!

[yeuxlumineuxNtx]

Bwhahahahaha first thing that sprang to mind was "He-Bops" Coffee ;)~ You have such a great poker face...wanna go to Vegas? he he Loved it Marc, you are my idol!! :)))

[mizzie37]

I am suddenly craving a cup of coffee! And I have never drank coffee in my life! lol

[Zipster08]

PERVERT...yeah, I said it!!

[stellawashere]

Why?..just 'cos it was coffee and not beer?:-)

[Summer9293]

OMG LMAO!!! This was so totally hysterical, Perr. You go ahead and enjoy that pot of coffee . . . you deserve it! LOL Don't be so hard on yourself, either, sometimes we all have to satisfy ourselves. LOL

[RiddleSpider]

Whew!  I had to stop halfway through and go bother LordTempist! We love our uhm, er, coffee.

[Perroquet51]

LOL...I'm glad to know that LT is closeby. Haven't seen him around in ages.

[RiddleSpider]

Me neither! What's up with that? He said he was going to get some "coffee" and never came back.

[maiyana45]

LOL It's okay, I totally understand! Don't be too hard on yourself. It can happen to anyone. :)

[sandii79]

I admire how you can keep a straight face... I laughted so much 20 ******************** hahahahaha xxx

[Perroquet51]

Blasted YT! They only gave me 5 of those 20 stars.

[achampag]

lololol

[Perroquet51]

Hugs

[Tinkerlove13]

5 Stars :-)

[Perroquet51]

Thank you Mary :-)

[bugsinrug]

Don't feel ashamed Marc, more times than I can count, my need for just such a release, has had to be gratified by my own hands. The grinding of the beans alone....sets off such a thrilling scent! Mmmmm. hugs, Chris

[Perroquet51]

Well, I have been drinking canned coffee but I know that only leads to grinding your own.

[ozziealtec]

Whew! I had to sit back and have a cigarette after watching this. ^_^

[Perroquet51]

LOL, thanks for watching ozzie ;-)

[nancyleeould]

Oh no Marc!! Not by yourself ..you didn't!!!

The entire thing? And no cream???

Do you feel better now? Or ashamed..or do you want more??? :-0

ROTFL...you'll be bouncing off the walls for weeks!

[Perroquet51]

I want more!

[28October1961]

Rich roasted?

[Perroquet51]

Exactly!

[capergirl1976]

lmao you are just flippin brilliant! :)

[Perroquet51]

Aww, thanks Alesha :-)

[Staydol]

You easily the most elegant coffee drinker I know. Did you at least allow yourself the pleasure of some (ahem) cream?

[Perroquet51]

ummm, I edited that part out.

[Bikermom69]

LMAO! My 17 yr. old walked by as I was viewing this and said "what the heck are you wathing mom"? Awesome Marc!!!

[Perroquet51]

Oh oh.

[qiranger]

LOL - That was great!

[Perroquet51]

Thanks Steve :-)

[LeSaMilano]

ooh yeah baby ...steamy...hot....coffee!! LOL

[Perroquet51]

Oh, just the way you said that, Lesley. Now I mean another cup.

[jrsnyderjr]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T! solo coffee? you'll go blind!

[Perroquet51]

I'm sorry JR, for some reason I can't read your comment very well. Must be my glasses.

[shxo87]

hahaahahahahaahah u crazy crazy man!!!!

[Perroquet51]

Yeppers, that's me. Thanks for watching, Toni :-)

[Pippilly]

What??? You drank coffee all by yourself??? I hope it was atleast a solo Espresso lol!!! 5 Espresso shot *****

[Perroquet51]

Yeppers, it was solo LOL

[MeanBlackDude]

Hahaha...Good one!

[Perroquet51]

Thanks MBD :-)

[CagedSongBird]

LOL! You had me laughing so hard. I'm not suppose to laugh like that! LMAO! I love you so much! LOL! Great vid!

Sending love & smiles from afar!

(((Hugs))) to you...

Paula

[Perroquet51]

Thanks Paula. And love & smiles are good no matter from how far away they come.

[CagedSongBird]

Hi Hon,

I was going to do a response to that other vid but never did get a chance. Just wanted to say hi and send you lots of love and bunches of smiles! Love you!

((((Big Hugs))) to you...

Paula

[GreatGig1]

OMG...hahahaha I was thinking...oh no you didn't...lol You are the BEST!!!!!!!!! *hugs*

[Perroquet51]

Thanks Caylyn. You just say that cuz you're my sis but I appreciate it anyway.

[GreatGig1]

Nah...I'd say it even if you weren't my bro!! You know I adore you and all, BUT...you got all the talent in the family! Comic mastermind, you are! :-)))