How (NOT) to Treat Customers

[RichardXV250]

WHat flavour is the blue rockstar? we only have black(original), purple(guava), orange(duh?) and white.

[ftlptba]

typical americans??

[Ghostace22]

I call the Rockstar!

[Sallyallie89]

If "the customer is always right" then that technically means a customer can go up to the register and argue that they deserve $100. Because the so called "customer is always right" rule, cashiers are supposed to just do what the customer considers to be right, right?

Seriously, that rule makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

[Guireis95]

And.....This.....Is....The....­PAAIIIIINKKIIIIIIILEEEEEEERRRR­RR

[ozzyfan00892]

can i have some higarettes?

[rockyrua1]

omg how would you like it if the 12 came and beat you up

[shadow8479]

retards... you ripped it off of Clerks

[fcpllagzalot]

just get 10$ worth of stuff and leave a five and a fuck you.

[metrosonic]

some bad customers are nothing but childish weakings where I work.

[Cullengirl449]

If I was being treated like that in a store, I'd just take the stuff and runXP

[SunnyBaby125]

LMAO@ 4:04

[PolizeiPaul]

phillyfan357:OMG..All these chain letter posts..You know I bet I see at least 3 a day..Give up..No body is so superstitious to believe these..Oh wait..You and jessesneezy are XD..Truth is I DON"T believe them one bit..Nor do I believe that Secret Society crap (AKA) Noveu Tech..I been in it for years rippin' them off XD..I'll reveal their secrets FREE once I read them all XD.

[mikech78]

dumbest intro I've ever seen in my life . . seriously !

[chacragirl]

are these real people, or acters?

[mikech78]

seriously? you have to ask?

[chacragirl]

you know what, I don't need your shit. so go fuck yourself, as I dub you; GAY MAN!!!

[mikech78]

Whatever you say chica.....you're the one who asked the dumb question. I'm just letting you know. Activate brain first and we won't be having this conversation. Given that fact, I couldn't care less what you dub me cause you're too dumb to even know what it means. Eat me.

[chacragirl]

you think I'm a canabil? O_o spanish fucker...

[mikech78]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....you're like a walking cartoon character. Intelligent Design can't be right if God created ignorant twats like you.

[SonyProductsEurope]

What a sutpid question!

[chacragirl]

well, fuck you too asswipe. I meant the damn people asking for shit

[SonyProductsEurope]

I know you did! Go to an anger manegment class!

[Tebok73509]

"Dude, can you just get it, Im kinda busey here" I would have said sure. I doubt he would even bother to charge me for them since he was to into the game :-D

[Steve0686]

Idiots don't know how to run the business

[chessunit]

the wii was made before and wat happens is so called america get everything before us there saying the wii is old but to me its come out last year and this is 2009!!!!

[Warskar]

4:23

xD

[Bestbuysux]

lame

[sieverb]

i think i have been to a 7/11 like this

[davemetallica]

CLASSIC GUYS....

FUCKIN CLASSIC

[WinstonWeigand]

LOL my name's Winston XD.

[flamedude916]

how did they get a wii in 2006?

[wiifan66]

it was made in 2006

[gutso1069]

ges u guys don have jobs

[fcukmehrdr]

this was terrible. awful

[omgitskelso]

LOL! This is priceless. So funny.

This made my day, fo sho :)

[AirforceAce7]

how much poonanny?!

[missbitchforever]

LMAAAOOOO!!! I WISH I COULD DO THAT TO CUSTOMERS! HAHA. The fucking idiots. XD

[kickAbooJoyjuice]

obviously not alot of ppl submitted to this contest. how this won is beyond me

[iamgrimey]

there stoners

[SpikeIncorporated]

I was able to get my Wii when they were very rare out of pure luck. Good video btw

[michmateo]

haha form a 12 year old guy hahah this one is so funny man u need to be at hollywood ahh!

[Messiah717]

If the entire world hadn't already seen Clerks this might of been a little funny.

[RainingDegosTv]

How were they in a convenient store?

[cosmoINC]

thats funny shit!!!

[ninjadude126]

wtf ther should of been a rober

[masterofwalruses]

Look like some 1 hid camera at my summer job...

[Vameon]

This was such a ripoff of clerks, it's kinda funny but so unoriginal because clerks covered this over 10 years ago.And did it better...

[thetrinsic]

i would yank that little shit across the counter and choked him with that game cord

[suxr5]

i beat up 3 little 12 year olds!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHROFLLMAOLOLOMFGIMLU­AGHINGSOHRADUNCATREDTHIS

[TrejahFae]

Actually, most customers deserve to be treated like that.

[yourboycal]

@TrejahFae Yes i agree. alot of customers today are just ignorant fucks who cant read signs , it ruins the customer service expericne for the actually good customers. The good customer deserves customers service . the bad customers deserve a wake up call . Fuck customer is always right. lemme meet the guy who made that rule

[Wobbleto]

looooser tape

[SeventhSun]

Now we know why there are losers who never really get to anywhere in their lives.

[thumps80631]

Clerks. They already did this in 1992. It's called "Clerks". How has Kevin Smith not sued you?

[SpareRibProductions]

it was in 1994 not in 1992

[TonyPessegueiro666]

nice try, good effort, but you fail.

[kaankeller]

How bout I get some $#@&*% service!

[mooseman9999]

I would love it if people treated me like that

Free funyons!

[Bunchu]

lol

[POSHinc]

all i want is creamy donuts

mhh triscuits i love triscuits

lol great

[Halo3Marine54]

"how'd you get one?"

"I beat up little 12 year old kids"

[UrbanDocumentaries]

real funny

[quertzoid]

funny

[seagirlpink]

is that a real store

[rover1212]

she's a little chubby..

LMFAO

[tmec420stoner]

no wonder i got fired...

[helpfultou]

lol

[venomxtc]

LOL AT THE STONA!!! LMAO

[leodime]

You guys look like the next jackass crew. I think it's time that Steve-O and Pontius move over.

[nancykilledjon]

Omfg that was so hilarious

[ozzy3456]

u got fatwife well shes kinda chubby but i want the dohnuts~

[BrainSeepsOut]

they left the wii in there!

[Oblivon1134]

how to get it

i beat up 3 12 year olds ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[doed68]

how to get it

i beat up 3 12 year olds lol

[Pizzaman4]

rofl! "how did you get one?" "i beat up 3 12 year olds!"

[againstme758]

you're gorgeous, Phillip. <3 haha

I currently have that hoodie you are wearing.

Kelsey, Britt and I were in that store last night ANNNNNNNNND Brittany says Jake looks like Ben Affleck. and I agree.

[wizart49]

reminds me of clerks.trump would say tour fired.lol

[lilallaz]

suks compared to smosh bros

[mason1110]

dude he won a contest

[davidis176]

geez, ur both gay, if u werent i would not wear that pink gay tshirt sick in a billion years

[AmericanAdol]

ROFL!

How'd u get it???!!! I beat up 3 little 12 yr olds...Priceless, XD

[Arrathir]

Yeahhhh, I agree with everyone who says this looks a lot like Clerks, but I still liked it.

[MuShRoOmHeAd6116]

wow at 0:35 u look like ben affleck lol

[ratboycom]

that was hard fail, it was a total rip off of Clerks

[luno44]

it would have been funnier if they locked it up with someone still inside.

[TheAnswer42]

Haha, it's like Clerks for the new millennium (not that Clerks isn't timeless).

[soulraven0]

YEEEEEEEEEA KASEY KAHNE!

[GlossyiceIris]

u gay boys :P

[RogueStatus11]

hahaha thats great!

[Gr1m499]

wow...the funyuns girl/guy got away easily..

[benlover4ever12]

hilarious!!!

[WilliamRLBaker]

wow..clerks rip off...

[huntercbp]

ROFL

[xJackiex16]

lmfao! that was pretty good!

[cravenrayman0616]

did u guys like actually work at that store or wat? oh yea very funny lol

[JohnPritzlaff]

Acting wasn't great but 4 stars for effort. Pretty funny at times.

[daftpunkenstein]

how puch PUnani!

[spoildbrt234]

i want to go to that store

[CCAProduction100]

lol right wen i saw it....CLERKS!! lol watch my videos!!

[Clakens]

Ahahah xD

[hockeydemon]

empty wii box..

[kmartee27]

That sucked

[Brittskywalker]

haha that was good, was very simular to Clerks :)

[Witchling86]

of corse its acting!!!

[msbanditx]

i wonder if u guys realy got a wii o.O

[LauraBaybee1]

ahaha lmao v. funny love the beat up 12 year olds bit lol xx

[Earlgrey12345678]

how'd you get one! I beat up three little 12 year-olds! rotflmao

[havprincefroggy]

hehe!

[Prophecy2010]

A decent, hilarious and educational video. This is so going to my favourites! ;) I'll keep the advice in mind when I'm working for a prestigious company like Sony.

[shinokun101]

"How did you get one?

I beat up three little 12-year olds"

LMAO classic.

[ashleysmithd]

That's exactly how we should treat customers.. lol

No honestly, I've worked retail for 3 years and it has made me hate the public. A big portion of them are total pr*cks. But naturally us 'salesmen' have to put up with all that sh*t.

[CrazyO91]

you salesman motherfuckers should stop calling us at home. how the fuck would you feel if i called you 10times a day with a different offer?

[ashleysmithd]

Here's the thing. The one 'big' point that everyone is so damn ignorant about.

What do you think WE, have to put up with? Strangely, we are human. We have houses, families and phones etc. And we get the same sh*t that you do.

Thirdly I meant retail as in working in a shop. I don't call anyone's home offering anything.

[ashleysmithd]

Next time you walk into a shop; treat whoever is serving you as you would anyone else. There's this big cliché that if you treat salespeople like scum you'll get more...

I always feel more inclined to help people who are just honest and polite.

[CrazyO91]

you salesman should all go fuck yourself. Several times i'v bought expensive stuff such as cellphones the bitch tells me i need extra bullshit and bla bla bla which isnt necessary. all you care about is your pockets. your all scum fucks.

[ashleysmithd]

Well then you're a bit of a moron for being so gullible. Secondly, "our", pockets? What the f*ck are you on? I get nothing extra whatsoever for selling that stuff. It's not my shop. I've got targets to reach to make my manager sweet, but that's about it. Generally speaking I care more about the customer getting a good deal than our daily intake. Infact, I've gotten in trouble in the past for caring too much about the customers needs and neglecting our profits.

[ashleysmithd]

Maybe you ought to open up your eyes and be a little less ignorant.

You have a bad experience with one person and you then stereotype all salesmen by that one person?

[cgmsdh]

uuuh its a fake video

[ashleysmithd]

I'm addressing someone. Not the video.

[cgmsdh]

alrighty then!

[SmurfetteXXIV]

uuh arent all videos????

[cgmsdh]

are all videos on youtube fake? is that what your asking cuz if you are

your wrong alot of them are real

[SmurfetteXXIV]

No am saying, not asking whats a real video and a fake video. I mean its all acting isnt it?

[cgmsdh]

ooh yeah this whole video is acting but its pretty damn good

[SpacialBreaker]

How!

[ashleysmithd]

Strangely I do take a bit of pride in my job; I do like to reach targets where I can. But to show how much I care about you and your money, I'd rather all customers f*cked off for the day so I could have a little peace.

But no. You all have this strange idea that we love customers coming in and wasting our time..

[JackieFuckingChan]

lol

[smileman94]

awsome man!

[nnniksuu]

this video rock's :D

[sidownes]

1 word: Clerks

[regg187]

couldn't have said it better. can you guess which one is Randall and which one is Dante?

[yt4kids]

LOL GREAT

[ljeezey]

lammeee.

[LOLmastergurl28]

lolz

[jacobbjames333]

lmfao

[SonicRider11]

True.

[doubleHBoY]

man, that video looks so good,

and i like the theme of how not to,

is very annoying when shop owners

are so rude with you even when you are making'em a favor going to their shop and treating you like crap,

so it's a good quality material =D

[STABW0UND]

reminds me of clerks 1 xD

[diefoo]

that's what I thought

[aquinasss]

Combien de vos clients sont morts?

[julia3254]

in the beginning, the guy playing the video game reminds me of a character from Clerks.

[StrawHatKirby]

Eh, it was okay.

[AmericanAdol]

I really enjoy your video..It truly the way to tick off customers...lol I'm not surprised that you won the Logitech contest.

[Realturka]

Everything shoulda happened a little faster, it's kinda boring...

[ZAXSUS]

That guy with the hate talks like the guy from The Waterboy.

[mexicanpyromaniac]

This video rocks out loud. yall guys rul. keep up the good work

[Hilaryfan4ever]

*son of a bitch .. (steal cig..) *fat ho* :P

funny ( idk if thats aegzacly wat i heard but yeah hahaha

[mcgovener]

amm i suppose to be impressed....nice planning and all...and i like the person playing the ps2...but you guys could've done better with pissing off the customers....i think ours was better but i quess not since you guys won.....

[quiksilverkid911]

haha very original man this is of the hook, directly off the hook lol

[jorjor05]

ha ha ha ha LOVE it. well done. by the way u left the wii in there lol

[hurtfulpromise]

I like how theres no tv in the store whatsoever...and they have a ps2, wii, and he says hes going to start a movie...hah.

[MacUK15]

hah! brilliant film making guys!

[RandomMAM58]

this is probably how me and my brother would work...

[luvnikki7]

That guy with the long blond hair sould have been locked in. That would have been funny.

[BenjaminTheCutest]

xD omfg i laughed soo hard xD you guys rock,,. keep on going

[imunderoath5]

well u need to make more videos and about cool things like smosh does and take ur time, i want to see a good video like this one

[CaityDavid]

You got that from Clerks!

[cogwin]

i like in the beginning when that guy says "how"!!!

nice vid guys!!!!

[ChaosKeyBladerSonic]

I beat up 3 little 12 year olds

[Dougryan4004]

u left the wii in there

[ruby45kid]

oh i know why

[ruby45kid]

tyranitarxd why are u telling ppl that? is kinda gross

[tyranitarxd]

punani is women's down there part

[xxrockeremokidxx]

Hmm.. I wonder what could've been when they only get to notice the last guy (Mr. "Hey! I know that trick!") when he came out of the store not paying (therefore, stealing! haha!) those chips and then they called the cops on the guy and accused him of shoplifting.

.... getting a neglected customer in jail.

Not really the way to treat customers.

[benjaminjoel]

I noticed that you left the Wii in the store...

[csybu]

hahaha!

[dantastic202]

awesome! were those real customers?

[gavilan2009]

are you a real retard?

[hphb32]

i was kinda hoping that too XVIIF5!!!

[XVIIF5]

I was kinda hoping they would accidentally lock up the store while a customer was still inside. And yea congrats.