Cleavage

[Rumpio]

it works :)

[gkinkygirl4uxa]

OMG I am so much better looking than her! If you want to chat with an attractive Blonde BBW with huge boobs then hit me up (yahoo im & email: CuteBlondeBBW and for aim: CuteBlondeBBW1 )

[TheWebuser3]

@gkinkygirl4uxa whore

[Larkvall]

Oh the towel thing...

You make towels cool....

[spiderdragon1969]

hot

[bigpoopie69]

I c bewbies

[crazybiatch1000]

every time i watch a video of u ur wearing something reali revealing & talking a abwt ur flabby fat arms! wot r u expecting us 2 do abwt it? its like ur trying 2 fish 4 compliments! ur such an attention seeker!! & stop making videos that nobody wants 2 watch!!!

[BasilBoom]

very harsh for a 14 year old XD

[Panzombren]

I watched a couple seconds of this with the sound off.... and ummm, I don't get it.

bye

[justinthetruckdriver]

nice tit's what size

[vincentvegas99]

i only know Towlie!he is high most of the time, like me.....

[FATMIME]

I have got to do a cleavage or towel video!

[lvsoon1060]

Fat arms? You look gorgeous: very, very sexy build

[MarioLoco03]

girls like this make it difficult for guys to find a decent girl, i was expecting something totally different...guess its back to you porn for me :) w00t!

[ramjet1962]

what a dumb fukin' bitch

[GhostIke]

Probly because of the name lol

[aldexrey]

why did I even watch this????

[TehNoobinShow]

You don't have fat arms.

[Kistilan]

Nice boobs. I didn't even notice that you had fat arms.

[snipeshow888]

NICE ONES

[phOnyUK]

thin arms, no life....

[HectorOut]

boring.... nice juicy tits thou LOL

[eli625]

she does indeed need a life or a root!

[lauriehammy]

Yep, thin arms.

[alexaxaxel]

ISSUES!!!!!

[mrsnubeh]

whar is the cleavige

[civilright]

MILF

[sma1965]

Elise, you should smile more

[DIZZYskin]

A little therapy is in order i think

[melthesmell]

you have very skinny arms i have fat arms :(

[Matt22964]

Jeez buy a cat love!!

[nockerkin]

mmm...  cute accent

[JokerClownX]

Elise Harris, I think your very stunning attractive and very sexy. Love your video!!

[timmay000]

fantastic. 30,000+ ? a marketing triumph! reminds me of those comic book covers with incredibly drawn action scenes that never actually occur in the comic.

[Eliseharris]

I am quite sneaky at times.

[Larkvall]

@Eliseharris Oh very sneaky.

[autumnyte]

Funny stuff!

[Waltergold4]

you know i turned this video just to get a peak at that cleavage

[drfrisby]

Hahaha 30 thousand views! people really like boobies eh.

[randomagain101]

lol

[plbx]

booooooooooooooring

[DickJohnson3434]

nice tits

[BrickLaneBetty]

Is this a joke?

[Eliseharris]

Well, yeah. Based on another video of mine and a 'competition' with a friend.

[BrickLaneBetty]

you are a talented screen presence then!

[Zepster3000]

didnt work for me.. but yeh, you got normal arms.. dont get fat like most women :)

[Larkall]

I don't quite understand this video.

Are you trying to be really provocative?

[Eliseharris]

It was to see if you could get really high views just by showing cleavage and putting certain words in the tags. "Yes" was the answer. I did this just after Annascaz posted a one second still of just her leaning forward - it got tons of views.

[Larkall]

How does that make you feel?

[Eliseharris]

It makes me shake my head wryly at the predictability!

[whippedcreamshampoo]

Add the word "slutty" to the tags for even more impressive results!

[Eliseharris]

Yeah! I really should. heh.

[JoshRimer]

Wow, if I call my video Cleavage will I get this many views? Mine's not quite as nice as yours though. ;-)

[kcdl]

You have a really sexy voice.

[cuneytozdemir]

Yeah "your arms are thin" really thin I mean.. You mean in between the lines "your breasts are so sexy" ...

[GothicButters]

I like your accent (thumbs up)

[Eliseharris]

Thanks.

[LoveCraken]

how did this get 15,839 views?? Well done!

[GothicButters]

lol because she has "breasts" and "cleavage" as her tags XD and all the perverts found this video after typing in "breasts"

[Eliseharris]

Exactly! There's method in my madness.

[JOHN5BUCKS]

Not trying hard enough.

[digbytantrum]

This morning:

#27 - Most Discussed (Today) - Comedy

#78 - Top Rated (Today)

#14 - Top Rated (Today) - Comedy

#54 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy

#93 - Top Favorites (Today) - Comedy

[Eliseharris]

Heh. Maybe trying too hard is occasionally fruitful.

[annascaz]

My rating experiment is working well then!

[irishmakbeth]

That was really...strange.

[Eliseharris]

Wasn't it though!

[irishmakbeth]

Indeed. Will you marry me for a while?

[annascaz]

Please marry me!

[Eliseharris]

Um. That would be a no.

[annascaz]

Nice rack!

[Eliseharris]

Ditto I am sure - though I seem to be winning so far. Bwahahaha.

[annascaz]

You may be winning the ratings war, but my breasts are pertier (is that a word or a colour?)

[Eliseharris]

It's a type of mineral, derived from French toast. (According to Wilkinsonian's New Thesaurus (1925 edition - out of print).)

[digbytantrum]

Pertier elements are used in semiconductors. 'Perter' would be fine.

[digbytantrum]

Well, that makes sense of your mate's new vid.

[Eliseharris]

Yes. Unfortunately the icon does look a bit wonky - and I seem to have posted it at the wrong time of day.

[digbytantrum]

The wonkiness isn't that apparent, but the lighting's not good (I assume that's what you mean by wrong time of day). But then, I somehow doubt those searching on 'push up bra' are going to be commenting on the cinematography.

[Eliseharris]

More that it doesn't get the hits unless you upload it at exactly the right time to get it on the 'recent videos' page quite early on.

The lighting is a bit crappy mind!

[digbytantrum]

Weeeell, it doesn't seem to have done too badly in that respect, relative to the comedy category. And similarly, by bothering to make this trivial observation, you might get bumped up the 'most discussed' listings.

[Eliseharris]

Yes - it seems to have gone in and out of the ratings/most viewed/most discussed tables all night. Of course it was only in the top rated for about a minute before it got rated right down again.

[digbytantrum]

Yeah, I noticed that, but there were only two ratings at that point. I suppose if people are coming here specifically for lolz, they're not going appreciate this divorced of context.

[Eliseharris]

Ah - but divorced of context makes it even freakier. Of course I probably do work better in context overall. Maybe they will explore!

[digbytantrum]

You seem to have more subscribers than I remember, so that may well be (assuming they're not people who read your LJ post.

BTW, your colleague appears to be trying to take sole credit. And not for the first time, if memory serves.

[Eliseharris]

I do have more subscribers, yes - but it's been going up steadily for a few weeks (since I changed to the towel icon in fact - which is sort of what started the discussion).

[Vidblain]

You said : "More that it doesn't get the hits unless you upload it at exactly the right time to get it on the 'recent videos' page quite early on."

Mmmmmm... That would be the YouTube Prime Time, then?