Crazy Old Hippie (man thinks he's an alien)

[MrStropwen]

this isint crazy go look at the crazy dude on my video XD THATS crazy

[MMAbadassbrett]

"Hey look at that building there." (Hits him over the head and steals video cam)

[aleziz]

lol banana time!

[themannydanny]

Hey how could you be born there AND be an alien? My video begins with actual footage of a real U.F.O. After that I have created a representation of the alien and I am sharing the message "they" want you to believe. "Do not be afraid!" "We only want to serve mankind!" "Trust us!" Watch to the end and you will understand!

[CataclysmHDFilms]

Seems legit

[forinner]

reminds me of GTASA's The Truth

[obaidCarkey]

heil hitler!

[posarandposer]

"a high speed, low speed chase"

[WhiskersMctabby]

saved by the bananas

[SoapClawtooth]

Randi Alan Hickman.

Sounds like a pornstar.

[chazhanleyinthehouse]

dad? o_O

[noxiousgas]

I must learn from the master of horniness!

[amandaaamari3]

o__O

[glistninganalbeads]

He needs his own show...

[JoeMorrow1996]

i cann smell hiz alcohol through the moniter!!!

[Dolian112]

lol Pita Pit

[Transformers2themax]

@thelighthousekeepr I'm a hippie in several ways and I am a believer of aliens and that kind of stuff; however, I don't do drugs or go out in the street preaching about having a grey speaking to me telepathically. Basically, I'm not as hardcore as this guy. In fact, it sounds so extreme, I can't help but laugh every time I watch this video. Lol. By the way, is he really as serious as he seems? And what's the story on the banana truck?

[PeaceTeaMan]

Jesse Ventura has got to talk to this guy

[KillaKenDoe100]

i think he tellin the truth why wouldnt he be where is he now

[squito94]

I know a homeless guy thats even more out of his mind then this hippie. I see him ever time I go to throw out my garbage and he starts talking about how he changed his name to John Benedict III and then he'll just randomly say fucking lesbians and then tell me he has magical powers and turned a stone into a turtle that he was watching in a stream. Virtually everything he says makes no sense at all.

[Katara888Energy]

It's more likely that he has an alien walk-in soul at birth... or later. Soul is 4-6D dimensional semi-etheric matter. I.e. ghosts.

[FatGuysUnite]

Sad thing is he's not lieing...

[jStevieO]

1 banana 2 banana 3 banana 4 = split !!

[noonesflower]

I'm a girl and this guy'd never get me horny in a million years

[coolfundylan]

@noonesflower That's what your Earth feelings are. You obviously haven't felt his Mind power yet.

[RudiL94]

@noonesflower eeeer.... ok then.

[unopinionated]

epic metephore!!!! aliens are like spread the word?? heres a mother fucking banana!!!! BAHAHAHA

[unopinionated]

the driving force of what?!

[velveetaslingshot]

"i can make girls horny just by lookin at em"

Classic.

[thosecrazytwins]

......itpcar alenapka ....itpcar alenapka .....itpcar alenapka .....itpcar alenapka .....itpcar alenapka

[SuperManningTV]

epic beard man?

[RoyalRamirez]

Banana truck lol, C.I.A sure has a sense of humor.

[yesiamanalien]

Where's his towel?

[AisuSeijin]

The banana truck is obviously a cover for secret agents who monitor the guy. I mean, who delivers JUST bananas in a truck? Seriously now...

[Maxman0023]

Have you noticed how all these 'aliens' or old men who've seen these 'aliens' are disgusting, old, bearded, smoking, men... coincidence? I think not.

[12gaugeG]

this dude is a straight G

[spidermonkey545]

wow

[TeAmZeRo16]

hes just a fuckin drunk that cant pernounce literaly

[eyeopen]

when this thing hits 88 miles per hour your gonna see some serious shit.

[Nod118]

what was he smoking

[TheHiddenWay]

he can make girls horny just by looking at them?!! wow. quite a gift.

[jacksn245]

I think somone's been doing a lot of drugs

[symptomy]

you know, the funny thing is , what if he did see the banana truck every time he told his story? Is it a deeper understanding of synchronicity with a fixation on the banana truck, or has providence reared it's "ugly" head just in time to illiterate a point? You decide. Either way, is there any reason this mans illness is funny?

[Psychedalien]

I am very very high myself!

[IfureadthisURdum]

I think that guy was extremely high...

[mtfune]

Everyone haul ass while he is having his dawm banana!!! No telling what he would have said next.

[clargdorp]

Typical after 50 male.

I know. I am one.

all the girls love me.

Ha, Ha.

[icazuriaga28]

He is like Santa Clause and Tourretes Guy Mixed

[brisbane1made]

santa clause lol

[Vikezupa]

whenever he wants a banana he tells his story to someone.

[cbizzy2009]

get the cyrocus truck they always show up when im tellin my story..... hey lets see if i can get a bannana hahahahahhahaha what a way to end it

[Anonymous101ish]

...chong???

[contentstew]

hahahahaha that guy was soo funny espesialy the banana but that was fucking hilerious

[l3gitsmok3r]

this guy is fucking awesome... lets see if can get a banana

[SpecterReflector]

If he's an alien why was he born in an Earth hospital, ah the effects of drugs, and television.

[IACOBRAFAL]

I must point out that you aren't using much imagination in your interpreting of him.

Just think -- if you (and the rest of your generation) were shown different images of "non-human entities" via Television, then you might have a different understanding of what he said about being an alien.

Drugs are a poor explanation for peculiar ideas. It's not a mere matter of chemicals reacting in the brain tissue that brings us to speak to one another.

[symptomy]

@IACOBRAFAL thats a good point, ones definition of alien could be another persons day laborer for that matter. Nor would I say drugs indictate insanity. I'd say this man is probably medically defined as schizophrenic, but I'd say hes also high functioning with a sense of what reality means, albeit distorted. However, I would reiterate your larger point & state, what is reality anyway? & how easy is it for the mind to comprehend that concept?

[AsystemDown]

what the hell? is his old brain just fryed from too much acid or what?

[pontiacfirebird1997]

HEY...GIVE ME A FUCKING BANANA!! lmao

[adam161]

gets girl horny just by looking at them....yeah fucking right

[TheOccupants]

What a silly man he is.

[TheOccupants]

Hahahahahaaaaa... "Let's see if I can get a banana..."

[onelastdrive]

yep.. that ol nanner truck shows up every time I tell stories too.. heh