Microsoft Sam reads Stupid and weird signs THE THIRD

[animelover6600]

stupid question, but i'm alitle confused by the sign at 2:28, what is it suppose to mean?

[Blobface07]

Wow the humor and jokes make it all unfunny as hell.

[timothyrulze]

ROFLCOPTERS~

[Karathedirtyangel]

whats sad is nowadays $5.16 a gallon isn't much higher than what we already pay

[jakubjakub003]

2:28

1. Please do not stick out your penis in the train. Show some privacy!

2. Do not let your daughters to "hump" you. Tell them, "Go find your boyfriend!"

3. Your belly must not exceed the width in centimetres given below. You're going to be very uncomfortable, ladies are going to scream and try to escape the bus, you're going to take up space & Jason Voorhees is going to kick you out on the next stop

4. Pregnant ladies, if today is your due day that your baby... Contiued part on next comment

[jakubjakub003]

(Continued) ... is going to come out, it can't go out through the butt. We have chewed out holes by rats so it has to go through the vagina just to make you look sexy with your vagina out.

[snow6man9]

Lol moon isnr pointing to tge moom its an actuall city here in Pa

[MattSvH]

LOL we passed by that "eat here" sign before LOL

[AGillie23]

15 people were owned by roflcopter bombings

[mrgame221]

me:my roflcopter goes fartfartfartfartfart XD

[killerblocks]

Bitch where's my lol infantry and their lmao rockets?

[DarkSignal59]

"roflcopter bombing" the guy who wrote that is a legend

"factories of roflcopters,OMG missiles & LOL infantry" now that was just epic XD

[Dogmaster312]

I like it except for the roflcoptor

[Richaverezrocks]

( . Y . )

[tobirates]

2:19

[dazansmiddy]

Lol that was funny

[daviesguns69]

@azntubenj ARE YOU RACIST?

[zankaa1]

actually 2:26 o_o i keep failing

[zankaa1]

actually 1:26 o_o

[zankaa1]

2:29 o_o

[Lukeyp2260]

the roflcopter gets old

[XxSoraMifunexX]

@Lukeyp2260 no u

[Theevildude7475]

@XxSoraMifunexX LOLOLOL

[impostirevil]

-_-

[NGisEminemfan]

Mi computer came with Microsoft Sam. I downloaded Mike and Mary. But Sam ftw (>^.^.)>

[skinnycopdude24]

where can I download microsoft sam? i dont have it on my control panel and theres only one site I know but it has an ominous sign at the bottom that says "our software contains no spyware" which makes me believe they do.

[Cmack1028]

SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

[impostirevil]

@DukeofKool11

Go away you immature bastard. "ur face" is the comeback only an eight-year old would make. Get off YouTube.

[impostirevil]

@DukeofKool11

Says the guy who can't even spell anything...

[theegabisstranded]

aaaiiiiirrrrport and pitsburg

[martijnhoogendoorn]

MY GOD, SAM, GET A FREAKING CHILL PILL

[ShadooTheHedgehog]

Is this supposed to be Microsoft Sam reads signs the third or Microsoft sam WOSWOSWOSes for 10 minutes?

[mercury1980]

Insured by MAFIA "You hit me, we hit you". Just like an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.

[LetsPlayGamesGuy]

ROFLCOPTERS, OMG MISSILES, AND LOL INFANTRY?! BEST PLACE EVAR!

[burn19ballz]

now i want beer and tacos but i don't want to get gas,maybe just beer then...and maybe one taco.X)

[mrancraft]

hahahasoisoisoihahahasoisoisoi­

[ShatteredDreamsUK]

This is fucking pointless.

[LoneSoldierRyan]

MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

ROFLMAO

[kikipoo25]

2:58 Hahaha the way "morons" is spelled the same way that one of my teacher's last names is spelt (minus the s at the end). The funny thing is, a lot of people don't like him (though I don't mind him). LOL!

[THEFINALHAZARD]

2:30 Roflcopters is mis-spelled!

[ViktoriusIII]

omg you luv tha roflcopter dont you? :D

after your third vid... i hate him xDDD

[Thunderbirds101]

@azntubenj

I must apologize, but Christianity is a religion, not a race.

[rwmerlot777]

@Thunderbirds101 YES

[impostirevil]

Then what do you call something that is religiously offensive, I call it racist, but what do you call it?

[TheSuperOrb]

@azntubenj did you mean atheist?

[rumblebee51]

@azntubenj how is that racist? you are a noob

[impostirevil]

Then what do you call something that is religiously offensive, I call it racist, but what do you call it?

AND HOW MATURE, SAYING NOOB. NOOB IS NEWB FOR NEWB, NEWB IS NEWBIE FOR NEWBIE, NEWBIE IS NEWCOMER FOR NEWCOMER. THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL.

[Octagonapus97]

@impostirevil

Noob is an annoying or stupid person (such as yourself)

Newb is a new person or a beginner

[impostirevil]

Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, someone thought someone else was acting like a new person in a videogame. They starte dusing "newbie," but wanted to shorten it. They shortened it to "newb." BUT SOME NEWB DID NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL, AND HE SPREAD THE WORD "NOOB" AROUND. So, noob is the wrong way to spell newb. You say noob to say someone's ne win a stupid way, . What you mean is a newb is a new person, a noob is waht you call someone who ACTS new. But, only noobs use noob... >_>

[856956sinewavetones]

@azntubenj You call yourself a christian and yet you say "fuck".

besides the christian reformed church (which is what pictured at 0:44) was started by a man...NOT GOD. the christian reformed church would be considered heretics by jesus and the true early church because the christian reformed church accepts and wishes godspeed to false prophets (like bob tilton, ken copeland, and the pope) that teach diffrently from both the christian reformed and jesus.

[kesha4080]

@856956sinewavetones ummm, you can swear all you want, just not in gods vain or to your neighbor.

[TofuPker]

@azntubenj lmao retard

[ao2579]

@azntubenj you have no fucking brain do you?

[impostirevil]

@azntubenj

It's ATHEIST, wait, no it isn't even offensive!

[halomaster22323]

@azntubenj Racist? Oh my god. You don't have any brain.

[vadont]

@azntubenj where did you see racism there you noob

[webkinzcool123]

HAHAHAHAFAGHAHAHAHEMOHELA

[DualDeathShock]

tackos lol

[swister4]

0:05 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!!

[rainbowchill1999]

Lol he is using the app on ipods called type and talk you type somthing and it will say ehat you tiped i have this app its funny

[Bendyournoodle]

@rainbowchill1999

Um, no he's using speakonia. Not an apple iPod/iPad application. Fail. xD

[unowenlover]

lololololololololololololololo­lolol

[Nicholasc99]

you mean rofcopters with out the l

[MichaelCox]

hawhehawhawhehehawhehawhehe!

[brassbullet21]

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooollllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllll and kids the ROFLchoptrer goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[kcrash201]

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!

[1x1x1x1tech]

Spelling error. rofcopters.=roflcopters.

[EatAnOctorok]

i don't get the green people rude sign.

[superscout240]

how you get him 

[BlitzUtonium]

hahahah heh ha heh love that laugh

[TheEducatedPenguin]

how do you get the polyfag thing at 39 seconds?

[sonicfan1996]

anybody notice that the sign of factory of roflcopters actually said "Factories of Rofcopters"?

[Nicholasc99]

@sonicfan1996 me

[sims3fan68]

very funny XD

[FLS96]

hahhahahahahahahhahaha soisoisoisoisoisoisoi hahhahhahahahahahhahaha soisoisoisoisoisoi... first three were still the best!!!!!!!!!!11 xD

[dude4321000]

rofl copter bombings expect heavy delay lol

[sugar833]

moon is a city in Pennsylvania

[MEGAMAYUN]

yay roflcopter!

[jason994]

lololol swa swa swa swa lolol swa swa swa swa swa. lololololo swa swa lololol

[danoocha]

Where do we use windows sam?

[waterguy2020]

It's Microsoft Sam, not Windows Sam

[shadowgilgamesh]

i want to know what that sign says at 2:27 O.o i probably either makes perfect sence, or will doom us all

[PanjakeBlockland]

@shadowgilgamesh It says, Boner, Girl, Pregnancy and then Birth. :D

[EckertProductions]

uhm...Thunderbirds101 for president? :D

[TheChrischris1]

End of earth 2 miles houghington 4 miles this sign is extremely stupid I didn't no there was a town at the end of the earth!!!!!!!!

[lazynature1]

Lol sam

[TheR0flman]

uh, i'd better stay inside 100,000,000,000 roflcopters are outside my house and theyre heavily armed!!!

[xassassinguy]

i like the part where it made fun of the sign

[Agent1W]

So there actually is a town past the end of the earth...

[SuperPandawan]

i went insane watching this video now i must watch more

[Spectre3554]

Its not lol infantry its LOLJET! A LOLJET goes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSH, and launches pwn missiles

[N00bizme]

@Spectre3554 don't forget OMGreen berets

[XboxMonsters]

i love this, and u can type soy or soi

[animefreakz91]

microsoft sam in on rolfcopter drug!!! lol

[melvinhage]

Satan's kingdom XD

[Canabolism]

my rolfcopter goes soy soy soy soy soy soys soy!

[karl221221]

@Canabolism its SOI!

[BrooklynBaller101]

y it say god says it couldnta said god

[Veruska5]

speed limit 50 your speed 900000.

microsoft sam: omg its over 9000!!! hahahahahahahaha they will never catch me

[xophotoloverjs]

YAY my last name is sherrill :D

[Drummer0621]

whats a roflcopter

[over9000reviews]

Sam sounds like he is drunk Tb101

[sporeman1331]

tacooooos XD

[Niami777]

Now i know what the ROFLcopter is! It's a good joke! :D

[Bioschock97]

First Sign is "HHAAAXXX" Sign lol

[NintendoEntertainer]

lol i went to Satan's Kingdom!

[dunton2527]

The swooshing is extremely annoying!!! and stupid I would have watched others but I can't stand it!!!

[james65508]

dgb

[LawnickiProduction]

Factories of roflcopters omg missles and lol infantry haha laughed my head of should put wtf tanks

[JmanBan3]

First sign reminds me of HAX!!

[frankothemountain]

excellent!

[Penguin11Trashman]

i think im gonna own some nooby pedestrians too!!!

[theluisanator]

well the roflcoppter thing killed it but otherwise pretty good xD

[MrBsball13]

Roflcopters.. Oh no. Hahahahahahaha soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi hahahaha soi soi soi sou hahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi jahahahahahahaahh hahahahaha hahahaha gHana soi soi soi.

[Nintendoaxman]

sign #1: HAAAAAAAAAAX!!!

[carlosperezvidal]

i dont get the roflcopter

[HPlookalike94]

It's not the End of Earth, it's just an exit for Silent Hill

[clubpenguin121211]

soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi!

[Turtlesrfun]

3:23 rof copters

[Nastehh]

LOL! Roflcopter 3miles

[MrSchmerr]

A drunken, mexican, smelly

dump

(btw im mexican, im not being racist

[u2dvdbonofunny]

0_0

[Scheefinator]

ok im seriously sick of the lol fag in these vids there is no reason for it knock it off gay hater

[dragonjohn7445]

First sign=HAX!!!!!

[MacApple10256]

lololaollalalalalolololollolal­ll soi sois sois oissoisoisosoisois!!!! hilarious

[milesbrosowns]

lol that was funny

[MGHSHour2a]

how do i make microsoft sma say 0:38-0:40

[ActivisionsNumber1]

SOI SOI SOI SOI HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[watzenshnigi1]

HAHAHA! I just crapped my pants, oh wait...im not wearing pants :L ROFLMAO

[derbiester]

what is that lolheylololololheylololololhey­ ?

[LlNERIDER]

0:16 to 0:33

ROFL

[FlexoFlex56]

ROFLCOPTER

[22339944]

Soi soi soi

[tailsdoll213]

that is where i live pittsburgh

[spore1mew]

love the last one xD

[CebuLips9]

@Rayzor360 or tacos

[Crypticbeing]

NICE

[hdsgf]

roflcoptersLOL

[Haloya101]

Come inside and drink beer, eat taco's, and take a dump AT THE SAME TIME!?

[Brock101011]

0:06 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

[Pr3dat0r5000]

tacos lol...

[skullcrusher301]

hay at 3:05 ive been to houghton its in michigan

[unpre4]

hmmm... hey sam listen: roflcopter 10 miles away and eating tacos. soisoisoisoisoisoi

[beepyou105]

how do you make the helicopter sound?

[imonyourfacewoot]

just make him say soisoisoisoi and he'll become a roflcopter =)

[benlonghighway]

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[Falloutboy0124]

2:28 FTW soi soi soi soi soi soi lllllllooooolllll

[MasakoXer]

make him say "soi"

[whomple]

1:20 is hilarious

[TheRhodan]

Lol Factories of Roflcopters, OMG Missles and Lol Infantry! I CANT STOP LOLING!

[morgan9271]

lol i wanna go to Satans Kingdom

[coolstagger]

it sounds like he's saying,"ima fag,ima fag" when he does the roflcopter

[moroxy123456789p]

3:03 silent hill is the end of the earth lol

[KarinSuma]

nice video lol

[iminsane84]

how did you make him say that weird static noise lol

[Squidmaster7]

type in "soi"

[nerdelicious5]

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[thejack544]

lllloooooooooooooooooollllll i subbed!!!! sam is hill wen copters attack

[HomoAlba]

hahahahahaha poor Sam got bombed by the ROFL's. hahahahahahaha

[benlonghighway]

How do you do the "Please Stand By?" (By making it flash like that) Where did you get that amazing idea from?

[MistaKilljoy]

I didnt like this one because you took too much time with the roflcopters

[saskaenarut1]

xDDD eat taacos.

[donthinktoohardnow]

guess what? this kind of shit was around before halo its self!

[Lancealot1897]

@donthinktoohardnow what type of shit? the funny signs or Microsoft sam?

[Timerus]

Here's your sign award dumbass!

[urbanninja388]

why do you repeat the same signs??

[CoolDudeClem]

ha-hey-ha-ha hem-a-hah soisoisoisoisoisoisoi, sam has the best seizures!

[elmopimp35]

hem a hah? LOL!

[kingblahblahthe99th]

post two one seven.

[310blue013]

LMAO at 3:21!!!

[ramentasteawesome]

HOLY SHIT AT 2:15 Ive saw that sign when we went to a family reunuion in union town BY pittsburg LOL

[roflcoptersoysoy]

Washroom? Who says washroom?

[powxpurplexx]

Tacos n beer great butt shit in a gas station fuck no

[2God1way]

i pissed my pants wit this one or #2. roflmfao. keep up the good work! XD. more sam reads stupid signs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111­1

[Sh33rice]

That bathroom sign is great, "Hahahaha, This sign is epicly hilarious and true"

[windoes98se]

lol, the gass prices are insane ,lol