The picture of Couch like tht reminds me of Link when he gets an item in Twilight Princess. It'll be kool if Keith waz in the next L4D as a playable character & him telling story bout him & Ellis stupid moments XD
this reminds me of that time with my buddy keeth when we were watching a youtube video of some guy dancing for some monney and shit and there came a add so he was like, no man i ain't taking this shit and we went to Youtube office but no one opened the door so he took a dump in the mailbox.
Keith should have somewhat of a skater-ish hair style going on, green eyes, and some decent clothing that makes him look so dam gorgeous that I will literally be a whiny kid and start random fights if someone else chooses him lol
not to the mention mower blade wounds, the bombs, and breaking both his legs. he must be in a body cast or something with all of those problems. sucks that he has bad luck.
@donaldlolwut no Keith just has very bad luck, he's probably alive, but he's just not going to ever be rescued and is going to get his ass kicked a lot.
Ellis was alone for a while and than Rochelle, Coach, and Nick found him in the hotel. Since Ellis was alone he made up Keith. Basically Keith was his imaginary friend.
@Kriskazam screw rochelle, its not because shes the only girl on the team i mean zoey is fine but rochele is annoying and her ai makes it so that she hoogs most of the med kits to her
@darkdoom645 I don't know what version you're playing on, but the AI are all the same. Plus Nick's annoying because of his asshole attitude that just kills funny moments like these Ellis stories
90% burned over 95% burn? then he was stabbed, and his eyes burns? gator rolling him!? srowning in the tunnel of love!? man, id love to drink with this keith.. then when the army bombs him, nerve bombs and shrapnel bombs, man hed be a good shield.
my friend sais that im like coach and ellis in one coach cuz i always say oh shit! when playing l4d and like ellis cuz i start telling random stories (i dont though)
left 4 dead 3 should just be 2 player and only have ellis and keith, they could tell stories to each other and no other survivors will interrupt them.
Ellis: I remember the time when me and Keith went to the corn field, then we took our clothes off then Keith looked at me kinda funny and give me a blow job. And then.. Nick: AWWW ELLIS C'MON !
do u kno wat suk da heads mean? cuz i came dpwn here wit kieth once and he didnt know...i mean it aint nuthin bad its about eatin...i <3 eliss' stories :]
who thinks Keith should be a surviver in the next LEft 4 Dead game?
LunaIrieNight 1 day ago
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craigman42 1 month ago in playlist Left 4 Dead 2 - Voices/Sounds
I think when ellis falls off a clif or something, he should say OHHHH SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT
walker29100 3 months ago in playlist Left 4 Dead 2 - Voices/Sounds 6
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2:45 is so funny. Windshields looks so durable right? Son of a bitch flew right through that sucker!
Brutaka10 3 months ago
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Brutaka10 3 months ago
I feel like if they make Left 4 Dead 3, keith is going to be in it.
CosmicTheHedgehog99 3 months ago 9
@CosmicTheHedgehog99 yeah imagine Keith saying, "Hey did I ever tell you about the time when me and my buddy Ellis......" xD
13Warriorgirl 1 month ago
Keith probably has his own version of Jackass
victigr 5 months ago 11
something tells me keith somehow sorvived the zombie apocalypse
teridax4 6 months ago 13
ohhhhhhh sooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll
glenn9able 6 months ago 4
Keith doesn't need a zombie apocalypse to get killed. . .
PunkLovr 7 months ago 7
i love when the two top comments are about THE SAME FUCKING THING
Travianero94 7 months ago 5
I think Francis is secretly Keith.
'Good thing I'm indestructable'
TheBlahBlahNews 7 months ago 19
After all the shit he went through, I'm starting to think that Keith was the first zombie.
FabulousResults 7 months ago 3
Ok, but there was a goat!
ShadowofMeadow 7 months ago in playlist Left 4 Dead 2 - Voices/Sounds 3
HAPPINESS IS A CHOCOLATE HELICOPTER
Hockyzmydrug 7 months ago
The top comments are the same... again.
Infernape12341 7 months ago
ELLIS
IS
BULLETPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
-Heavy weapons guy
tinagetchel 7 months ago 3
Ellis: He screamed for an entire YeAR, it was funny then it got sad, and then it got funny again<--? o_o;
paramore12555 7 months ago 2
Keith is Chuck Norris lost brother
GreenJakeNG 8 months ago 7
ELLIS YOU'RE CARRYING 10 LIKE DIFFERENT GUNS.
Zorakrulez 8 months ago 20
@Zorakrulez
I CAN'T SEE SHIT!
MeekoDemonKitty 6 months ago
LMFAO @ the first
EXShadowEX 8 months ago
chocolate helecopter XD lol
madman101ish 8 months ago
why is the too highest voted comments the same?
ermaslv44 9 months ago
@ermaslv44 sacrcsm
clairexsogovegeta25 9 months ago
Keiths dad must be superman
SirMrCptRex 9 months ago 2
you know keith is alive somewhere in the zombie filled world if he can survive all that.
hell a zombie apocolypse would be a walk in the park to keith.
ZeroDoujinInfinite 10 months ago 2
The picture of Couch like tht reminds me of Link when he gets an item in Twilight Princess. It'll be kool if Keith waz in the next L4D as a playable character & him telling story bout him & Ellis stupid moments XD
Yoshi317 10 months ago 2
@Yoshi317 i didnt know there was a couch in this vid?
MrIdk44 10 months ago
@MrIdk44 he meant coach i think..
TheGamerzBlog 9 months ago
@TheGamerzBlog i know it was funny so i said it idk why iknew it wouldnt be on top cimments tho
MrIdk44 9 months ago
@MrIdk44 LOLZ I mean Coach XD I just typed it 2 fast XD
Yoshi317 9 months ago
@Yoshi317 i know lol it just sounded funny if i called u stupuid or anythign sorry i was just trying to be funny
MrIdk44 9 months ago
@MrIdk44 naw itz kool. it happendz
Yoshi317 9 months ago
@Yoshi317 lol k
MrIdk44 9 months ago
this reminds me of that time with my buddy keeth when we were watching a youtube video of some guy dancing for some monney and shit and there came a add so he was like, no man i ain't taking this shit and we went to Youtube office but no one opened the door so he took a dump in the mailbox.
Man did we had some fun!
pongboy sweetie can this wait???
Alwright!
pongboy1100 10 months ago 2
reply if you know tht ellis tells storys bout the speacial infectid
RagingBull325 10 months ago
Keith seems to get burned a lot.
ChloeVilar 11 months ago 2
nick for the win
Antoniolovable 11 months ago
in l4d 3 they should have ellis keith and some of ellis redneck friends and you just have to love ellis stories they are fuckin awsome
MegaJACK126 11 months ago 2
@MegaJACK126 Holy crap I was just typing that. I would die of happyness if they did it.
endmon88 10 months ago
i wish midnight rider is in l4d3 singing and all that
MrKaijudo 11 months ago
I'd rather them get rid of Nick.
DrJohnsonMD 1 year ago
LOL
CelticDragon0 1 year ago
CHOCOLATE HELICOPTA!!!!
TheMoronLabs15 1 year ago
WITCH!!!
LadyBug13093 1 year ago
wtf ellis died?!
LadyBug13093 1 year ago
I think keith got infected
whatismyname8 1 year ago 4
kieth is invincible
disturbedkid879 1 year ago
Do you know what suck the heads means?
MaddyMiku 1 year ago
haha that a coach Cool face :D
ZAXNIGHTMARE 1 year ago
is keith dead?
stardestroyer85 1 year ago
Spoiler: Keith becomes the game's final boss.
victorsheart 1 year ago
@victorsheart There is no final boss -__-.
reversingmemories 1 year ago
thumbs up if the ghost who stabbed keith MUST STAB ROCHELLE
rockers39 1 year ago
Damn ellis, there gonna be soem biblical shit happenin' to you again, if ya do that again!
(gun shots) (ellis luaghs)
Oh! Excuse me!? Oh, excuse me?!?!
lol
jamesbond0078857 1 year ago
@darkdoom645 they have to have 1 female character due to sexism laws in gaming...
Mega11221133 1 year ago
@Mega11221133 no because of reproduction
TheWilliamk12 1 year ago
@Mega11221133 Shheeeeeeeeeeeeeet. That sucks.Big Time.
narutofangirl103 1 year ago
Oh christ in a hand basket.
rofl
WafflezDay 1 year ago
How about killing off the other survivors, putting on god mode and listening to his story's fully?
Logicalspy 1 year ago
Lol my real name is Keith.
MegaRawr12 1 year ago
Keith should have somewhat of a skater-ish hair style going on, green eyes, and some decent clothing that makes him look so dam gorgeous that I will literally be a whiny kid and start random fights if someone else chooses him lol
...seriously...
CaMote558 1 year ago
@CaMote558 I think the mod someone made of their imagined version of Keith kinda looks like that. Kinda hot lololololol
xmaster2 1 year ago
THE CHOCOLATE!
pkpgpk 1 year ago
How the fuck is Keith still alive after all of that?
jamesbond0078857 1 year ago 38
The world may never know.
dabestgamer 1 year ago
@jamesbond0078857 Kieth died in the Tunnel of Love?
LesterDragon 7 months ago
Those zombies really hated the 2nd story
QuantumOutlaw 1 year ago
Perfect Group: Keith, Ellis, Bill, Zoey
RobloxTeeVee 1 year ago
@BllueInfinitium lol sounds like fanfiction in the making lol ;)
BrightLovesLost19 1 year ago
How the hell is Keith still alive?
Pyrodiction 1 year ago 66
@Pyrodiction Still Alive, Still Alive. c:
Hikorage 9 months ago
@Pyrodiction he is francis in disguise so he is indistructible
BeeBoyBeeMan 9 months ago
@Pyrodiction ...And believe me he is still alive.
He's doing science and he's still alive.
He feels fantastic and he's still alive.
The whole world's dying, but he's still alive.
And when we're dead he will be still alive...
Still alive...
Still alive...
HeroDjango 8 months ago 3
@HeroDjango lol
LesterDragon 7 months ago
@HeroDjango LOVE IT!
melialea 7 months ago
I wish can kill Ellis
~Karma Charger and Francis
SuperGeneralD 1 year ago
If there's gonna be a Left 4 Dead 3, I think it'll be pretty cool if there's hints of Keith again in it, or maybe Keith himself, talking about Ellis.
elizahime 1 year ago
wait, he drowned? is he a zombie Hey! i've definitely heard the end of the patent story.
GnarledStaff 1 year ago
Man Keith must be burnd bad
powerboy1011 1 year ago
not to the mention mower blade wounds, the bombs, and breaking both his legs. he must be in a body cast or something with all of those problems. sucks that he has bad luck.
CATSANSFROGS 1 year ago
Choco helli XD!!!!
Funatella 1 year ago
i ever tell you about the time ellis told me about his buddy kieth for 5 hours?
hypnotic13371337 1 year ago
I love it how Keith wants to jump STRAIT to the shack part. Reminds me when I was with my buddy Keith and [insertkeithstoryhere].
FrozenNeeds 1 year ago
they could make a spinoff where you are alone and playing as Keith
and there should be over 9000 zombies moar at once to fight,and keith be pwning them with his keith skillz
AristoMC 1 year ago
keith shoud join the l4d servivers and replace bill (but no one can replace bill)
james739123 1 year ago
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Keith: dammit ellis!! quit making shit up about me!
MEGAGUY21 1 year ago
Keith is a cool character but he'd probably not survive well AND he's dead anyway. Listen to the stories and how injured Keith is.
He'd be just a brain, eyes, heart, and teeth in a water filled jar.
donaldlolwut 1 year ago
@donaldlolwut no Keith just has very bad luck, he's probably alive, but he's just not going to ever be rescued and is going to get his ass kicked a lot.
hnrksl 1 year ago
@donaldlolwut How true. o.o
Catherine9041 1 year ago
LOL coach and his choclate chopa's :D lol
radioguysbrother 1 year ago
Keith should be with the Midnight riders in l4d3
loggers21 1 year ago 4
Coach just found his chocolate helicopter! :D
SaiGSS 1 year ago 4
ROfl
1337one1 1 year ago
omg coach's face is so epic XD
schiettecattecharles 1 year ago
I hate when his story gets interrupted :(
RavenholmHunter 1 year ago
Ellis was alone for a while and than Rochelle, Coach, and Nick found him in the hotel. Since Ellis was alone he made up Keith. Basically Keith was his imaginary friend.
Steeled12 1 year ago
@chastan7 lol
lionitous9000 1 year ago
I hope Kieth becomes a survivor in L4D3 or atleast in a DLC
Familyguy812 1 year ago
"Suck the heads" is when you eat crawfish. Or so I've been told.
Brucer420 1 year ago
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I'm guessing he hung himself....?
DrClay999 1 year ago
did i ever tell you bout da time me and my friend dave and i w-
nickmpab 1 year ago
coach found his chocolate helicopter LOL
canihave2bucks 1 year ago
I think Chuck Norris is Keith.
Ahoc1 1 year ago
@Ahoc1 **correction : I think Keith is Chuck Norris.
TowelDynasty 1 year ago
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Kohdok 1 year ago
kieth should replace rochelle
darkdoom645 1 year ago 101
@darkdoom645 Nah dude! Rochelle's cool! Keith should replace Nick!
Kriskazam 1 year ago
@Kriskazam screw rochelle, its not because shes the only girl on the team i mean zoey is fine but rochele is annoying and her ai makes it so that she hoogs most of the med kits to her
darkdoom645 1 year ago 2
@darkdoom645 I don't know what version you're playing on, but the AI are all the same. Plus Nick's annoying because of his asshole attitude that just kills funny moments like these Ellis stories
Kriskazam 1 year ago
@darkdoom645 No, he should replace Nick
CelticDragon0 1 year ago
@darkdoom645 I know right =D
Msleft4deadchick 1 year ago
@Msleft4deadchick finally someone agrees that everyone hats rochelle
darkdoom645 1 year ago
@darkdoom645 i didn't know anyone liked rochelle.
98SuperColton 1 year ago
@darkdoom645 Theres a mod.
Mario78718 1 year ago
@Mario78718 well no duh :D
darkdoom645 1 year ago
@darkdoom645 Well you said something. Im just trying to help.
Mario78718 1 year ago
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Fuck this sucks balls,aint nothing funny daawg,left2beds are way better than this shit what is filled up with too much audio
MrValtsu 1 year ago
@MrValtsu
thats because this is showcasing the audio ingame, troll.
chazzerman286 1 year ago
You killed keith! you bastard!
MsForever97 1 year ago
ahhhhhh*hits in th ground*sorry ya'll
jonasthemann 1 year ago
Okay,but there was a Goat.
xEmptyPinata7x 1 year ago
Keith should be in L4d 3, and tell stories about Ellis
BrightLovesLost19 1 year ago 251
@BrightLovesLost19
that would be amazinnggg!
wickedprayer13 1 year ago
@BrightLovesLost19 Yeah, based on the stories that Kieth's survived, a Zombocalypse would probably be nothing to him.
Kohdok 1 year ago
@BrightLovesLost19
I think that would be AWESOME! With how many times things have covered over 90% of his body, I think this apocolypse would be nothing to him.
MeekoDemonKitty 1 year ago
@MeekoDemonKitty I know right!!! lol :D
BrightLovesLost19 1 year ago
@BrightLovesLost19 l4d 3 would be about mexican survivors keith might be mexican.... lol
ddsfriend 1 year ago
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Snazikk 1 year ago
@BrightLovesLost19 I think left 4 dead 3 is not coming out. But i hope so.
Snazikk 1 year ago
@Snazikk me either, but we can hope!!
BrightLovesLost19 1 year ago
@BrightLovesLost19 Yep.
Snazikk 1 year ago
@BrightLovesLost19 "did i tell u bout the time my buddy ellis watched me get burned half to death?"
MetroToxic 1 year ago 3
@BrightLovesLost19 THAT'LL BE AWESOME
radioguysbrother 1 year ago
@BrightLovesLost19 or deny ellis' stories tho ur idea is better
viliussmproductions 1 year ago
@BrightLovesLost19 That's what I was thinking.
ShadowStar1224 1 year ago
@BrightLovesLost19 Oh..... Wow........ That would be great!
Mario78718 1 year ago
it must suck to be keith getting injured so hardcore soo much
Incendiotube 1 year ago
BABY COACH
pokerXxvictim 1 year ago
keith should be a secret zombie easter egg
matherax1 1 year ago 5
@matherax1 The old survivors will shoot keith on the events leading up to The Passing.
Watch.
Alvaris 1 year ago
They should finish the Keith stories, replace Coach with Keith, and make a DLC featuring him.
Sirk558 1 year ago
Coach Looks Like a Baby. " He He He He ChocoCopter! :D "
JeT1594 1 year ago
Ellis: "SORRY YAAAAALLLL!!!!" *dramatic music*
Me: :'( i literally made that face XD
PandaLord74 1 year ago
Bombs that break up in the air into 100 smaller bombs haha
XxxSmgHunterxxX 1 year ago
Hey Vern!
Lacudra 1 year ago
OH They should make a level were the survivors meet Keith!!! That would be so fun!!
Strobertat 1 year ago
90% burned over 95% burn? then he was stabbed, and his eyes burns? gator rolling him!? srowning in the tunnel of love!? man, id love to drink with this keith.. then when the army bombs him, nerve bombs and shrapnel bombs, man hed be a good shield.
chobitsgnarlslover 1 year ago
GODDAMIT WHERE ARE THE KEITH STORIES!!! lol
ilikelife101 1 year ago
my friend sais that im like coach and ellis in one coach cuz i always say oh shit! when playing l4d and like ellis cuz i start telling random stories (i dont though)
viliussmproductions 1 year ago
CHAWCOLATE HELICOPTA'!!
Krinkles019 1 year ago
i would love to see this keith guy
grayskull56 1 year ago
left 4 dead 3 should just be 2 player and only have ellis and keith, they could tell stories to each other and no other survivors will interrupt them.
Blah117andstuff 1 year ago 8
@Blah117andstuff that would be fricken awesome
Mynsii 1 year ago
i hope in l4d3 we have ellis keith and zoey for sure :D
druidenis 1 year ago 2
These stories are so amusing, lmao
FrostedLlama 1 year ago
Ellis: I remember the time when me and Keith went to the corn field, then we took our clothes off then Keith looked at me kinda funny and give me a blow job. And then.. Nick: AWWW ELLIS C'MON !
HLGOD1998 1 year ago 14
@HLGOD1998 xD wow
Proactivetank 1 year ago
GAAASP!!!!!!!L4D3 SHOULD HAVE KEITH AS ONE OF THE PLAYERS!!!!!AWSOME IDEA!!!!!!!
LOLspyFilms 1 year ago 7
do u kno wat suk da heads mean? cuz i came dpwn here wit kieth once and he didnt know...i mean it aint nuthin bad its about eatin...i <3 eliss' stories :]
WhoGivesAFckImEmo 1 year ago
Funny as hell.Dude Keith= Jesus/god/.........chuck norris!
aerosmithdude83 1 year ago
@MasterSoap96
KEITH IS CHICAGO TED
mikusmarthu 1 year ago
I think Keith is Jesus in disguise.
SorentiofSagamore 1 year ago 3
I bet they'll add Keith as a survivor for Left 4 Dead 3
RiceUEat 1 year ago
Man one day i was playing left 4 dead 2 and i killed all of the other persons (i was with ellis) and them they dont stopped ellis say the history!!!
Pablorock3 1 year ago
LOL! he fell?? "SORRY YAAAAAAAALL"
Magic1999992 1 year ago
remember the time when ellis stole a racecar from the mall....
magnumuser77 1 year ago
Someone should make a video starring Keith telling stories about Ellis. That'd be cool.
shanez1313 1 year ago
Nick: "Ellis, you're carrying like 10 different guns."
anodeforcruelty1 1 year ago
If they make a l4d3 they schould put Keith in it.
Mike33322 1 year ago
theres this one level in the game where theres a lot of names carved on a wall...and Keith's name is there :( i think he's a tank somewhere.
KalasMibari 1 year ago
@MasterSoap96 dude, Keith = God
DaGoN1532 1 year ago