How could anyone possible deny the bible. You honestly mean to tell me you don't believe that the grand archtech of the whole universe sent his Jewish son to Earth so that he could be tortured and killed so that humanity could have a chance at salvation because even before that the all-loving and all-forgiving god got so pissed off at two naked people for eating fruit that he desided to intruduced all of humanity to sin and suffering. How could you possible not believe this?
All you who have mocked God will understand one day. Galations 6:7+8. "Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life." Don't get me wrong, God does have a sense of humor, but openly mocking God is rather dangerous. Think about it, do you really want to mock the Creator of the stars and the planets? I'm not going to!
@soldierrulz No one can truly know whether or not there is an intelligent order behind existence. But there are very, very good reasons to not believe it would be anything like what we have called "God" in the past.
@soldierrulz Seriously shut the fuck up. I'm tolerant towards Christians and people of other religions but people like you piss me off. Always damning people to hell as if you got the pedestal to do so. If you want people to be on your side, stop saying stupid shit.
@MasterxKenobi I didn't damn you to anything. You have damned yourself due to your own actions. Don't throw your shame on me, your shame is your own responsibility. Jesus died for us so we could give Him our shame and He will give us His righteousness. The people who made this cartoon will have to answer for it one day. I'm not getting "holier than thou" so please don't think that. All I can do is tell you to accept Christ. It's up to you to make that decision for yourself.
@soldierrulz Your level of stupidity is not surprising since you believe in a higher power. I have a turd in my toilet bowl. If I wrote in a big black book that it was your creator, you want to go and believe that too?
@MasterxKenobi MY level of stupidity?!? There are idiots who worship and build alter and make sacrifices to trees, but I'M stupid because I have experienced God?!?
Unfortunately, the intelligent part of this discussion has left the building with your insult. So go ahead and choose to believe whatever you so desire. Just remember this: When you face God, naked and alone, He will remind you of this conversation and ask you why you didn't take heed of my advice.
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How could anyone possible deny the bible. You honestly mean to tell me you don't believe that the grand archtech of the whole universe sent his Jewish son to Earth so that he could be tortured and killed so that humanity could have a chance at salvation because even before that the all-loving and all-forgiving god got so pissed off at two naked people for eating fruit that he desided to intruduced all of humanity to sin and suffering. How could you possible not believe this?
PawnStarsTheFan 1 week ago
Lol, I love how Homer is still waving when he's sleeping. XD
SoMr4ndomGuy 1 month ago
Z0MG HOMERS SAYS : PENIS!!!
Sonicthehedgehogx4x 1 month ago
Brains
ThePetuniaProduction 1 month ago
God is a big Simpsons fan. He even provided a guest voice here. (I know every source you've read said it's Harry Shearer, but they're liars.)
Saintnick90 1 month ago
What's god doing in my tortilla!
coolzaydelie 1 month ago
All you who have mocked God will understand one day. Galations 6:7+8. "Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life." Don't get me wrong, God does have a sense of humor, but openly mocking God is rather dangerous. Think about it, do you really want to mock the Creator of the stars and the planets? I'm not going to!
soldierrulz 1 month ago
@soldierrulz I generally don't fear fictional characters... although Harry Potter kicked my ass for calling him four-eyes once. =(
BoomtaxRISEtrons 1 month ago
@BoomtaxRISEtrons How do you know that God doesn't exist? Please, enlighten me.
soldierrulz 1 month ago
@soldierrulz No one can truly know whether or not there is an intelligent order behind existence. But there are very, very good reasons to not believe it would be anything like what we have called "God" in the past.
Andreas0424 1 month ago
@Andreas0424 There's evidence all around you. You just choose not to see it.
soldierrulz 2 days ago
@soldierrulz The same way I know unicorns don't exist. There is no evidence.
bmehoota 1 month ago
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@bmehoota There's evidence all around you. You just choose not to see it.
soldierrulz 2 days ago
@soldierrulz Seriously shut the fuck up. I'm tolerant towards Christians and people of other religions but people like you piss me off. Always damning people to hell as if you got the pedestal to do so. If you want people to be on your side, stop saying stupid shit.
MasterxKenobi 1 month ago
@MasterxKenobi I didn't damn you to anything. You have damned yourself due to your own actions. Don't throw your shame on me, your shame is your own responsibility. Jesus died for us so we could give Him our shame and He will give us His righteousness. The people who made this cartoon will have to answer for it one day. I'm not getting "holier than thou" so please don't think that. All I can do is tell you to accept Christ. It's up to you to make that decision for yourself.
soldierrulz 2 days ago
@soldierrulz I'm going to poke you with a pitch fork.
MasterxKenobi 2 days ago
@MasterxKenobi Wow. The level of your maturity is not surprising.
soldierrulz 1 day ago
@soldierrulz Your level of stupidity is not surprising since you believe in a higher power. I have a turd in my toilet bowl. If I wrote in a big black book that it was your creator, you want to go and believe that too?
MasterxKenobi 1 day ago
@MasterxKenobi MY level of stupidity?!? There are idiots who worship and build alter and make sacrifices to trees, but I'M stupid because I have experienced God?!?
Unfortunately, the intelligent part of this discussion has left the building with your insult. So go ahead and choose to believe whatever you so desire. Just remember this: When you face God, naked and alone, He will remind you of this conversation and ask you why you didn't take heed of my advice.
soldierrulz 1 day ago
God is the only character in the Simpsons to ever have 5 fingers on both hands
djr823 2 months ago
i like how Homer disproves God AFTER this happens
WalkthroughsMadeEasy 2 months ago
@WalkthroughsMadeEasy and yet meets him again lol
JayDee284 2 months ago
@ yamatomasta Homer the Heretic.
Badgaldinger 2 months ago
what episode is ths again?
yamatomasta 2 months ago
I usually dream of naked........marge.....
EulogizeMe43 2 months ago 4
@1:03 God has four fingers when he touches Snowball
tuanius 2 months ago
@tuanius the one was just off screen
WalkthroughsMadeEasy 2 months ago
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coolzaydelie 3 months ago
St. Louis does have a team again...and they suck!
skedardestroyer 3 months ago
I think its funny how later in time God chokes him to death
VerlindeTV 3 months ago
when God pets snowball 2 he reverts to 4 fingered-ness.
nowweareone 3 months ago
Should have used Matthew 6:6
Xerock 4 months ago
"So why should I have to spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?"
I don't know why, but I found that line amusing.
robertsfunny1995 4 months ago
So wait, God allows Homer to worship him in his own way so he chooses to speak against him?
robertsfunny1995 4 months ago
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robertsfunny1995 4 months ago
Yeah...think about it. lol
furonwarrior 4 months ago 3
GOD HAS FIVE FINGERS!
Jings0b 4 months ago 67
@Jings0b yup, that's y hes the only one that can finger everyone properly ~
vinvink 2 months ago
God got 5 fingers
cheesewald 4 months ago
God only knows!
TheSuperAdamski 4 months ago
why dident the sofa break when god sat on it
007spudman 4 months ago
@007spudman
magic sofa
loonygoldfish 4 months ago
@loonygoldfish LOL IN A BOX
007spudman 4 months ago
i dream about naked marge too
highlander5523 5 months ago
"Now if you will excuse me I gotta appear in a tortilla in Mexico" LMAO
mexicanboy1618 5 months ago 47
i uploaded a shorter version of this in response to May 21st
starfighter673 6 months ago
yh, think about it?
nicenow25 7 months ago