Nobody Is On The Metro!

[pelelo13]

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SERENO-MORENO

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[Apemopo]

I CAN ROLLLLL ON THE METRO "falls over"

[lokdog1000]

I normaly dont lough in videos alone but u are so fucking funny hahaha

Greets from germany

[WestonMossman]

Thumbs up if you noticed "swimming" as a tag without reading this comment.

[Lowgaen11]

Thumbs up if Tosh.0 brought u here.

[weihnachten000]

best chance to masturbate ;)

[MJExperienceGeek]

Rotfl. Oh Yonathan. I miss hanging out with you. =(

[ugacp]

I love how hes like "can you see me? can you see me? NO WE CAN'T SEE YOU

[6868818]

Gotta enjoy the little things in life.........

[maiwork6666666]

That is the greatest feeling bro, lol

[RappinMobbStyle]

You know there's currently no one in my subaru, so im freaking out right now

[SnowNasty]

lmfao!

[N9i5c9k6]

THIS WAS ON SMOKING GUN PRESENTS WORLDS DUMBEST!!!!!!!!!!

[Lowgaen11]

All the people in the next car freaking out

[brbBRAZZERS]

lol what did the security guards think...

[UncreativeUsername4]

i want to be friends with you. legit..this was hysterically heroic.

[superstandarran]

If you wanna be alone, go see X-Men: First Class

[EikC]

Pills here!

[EvanzProductionz]

fake

[soul290930]

saw this on worlds dumbest performers 9

[TheHammarbysjostad]

a friend told me about this, I was like Is he black? he was like yeeeaah! Roll!

[ilikesatan]

I feel the same way when my girlfriend leaves the house.

[IXxBossxXI]

thumbs up if you just saw this on tosh,0 lmfao

[Spyyko]

This is what Rosa Parks was fighting for

[adidasoccer1111]

@Spyyko Nice job stealing that from Daniel Tosh

[Kaitlyn102798]

.....and then a random old guy walks in, sees you, and walks right back out:)

You pwned the subway, my lucky friend.

[TheKeithcosty]

YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER THE HELL YOU WANT!

[EvilZeno]

You're like Pee-Wee Herman! Love it! XD

[kensley94]

do a barrel roll

[piplupsingularity]

I came here from "World's Dumbest"

[MrCalipit]

stupid nic lol

[showoff07]

i would have done the same shit rollin on the floor n all lol ヅ

[TheAmazingTachan]

I probably would have done the same thing....my friend and I did shadow puppets on the projector of the movie theater when we arrived early.

[MrKomKast]

I think we all would have done the same thing...

[tracy345673]

HAHAHA man i like this haha nice one you cool

[kookiegod123]

At that point the conductor of the train decided to ask for a higher salary....

[vinnie434]

I would've done the same:p

[ilovekeshax0]

can you see me?!

[jballen90]

Now what if the train stopped and someone came on without him noticing?

[xaioxaio11]

At first I thought "This guy is stupid." then I thought to myself "What would I do if I was alone on a metro?" it took me all of 3 seconds to realize that I'd do the EXACT same thing. Well played good sir. Well played.

[thatcanadaguy2]

This guy is so fucking awesome.

[Hunter92294]

Thats what Rosa Parks was fighting for

[48tank]

@Hunter92294 y u stealing jokes man -_-

[Hunter92294]

@48tank Just usin a line from Tosh.O lol

[OriginalLiar]

He talks to the camara like some1s going to respond

Black guy- can u see me

Camara- ......

[Striker3564]

I think we know why he's alone on the metro. lol

[mmhs06unh10]

YES! this happened to me yesterday! except i just sang to myself. if there is a next time, i'll follow your lead.

honestly, i thought i was on the twilight zone or something... it was creepy.

[hanatro]

*Walks into the metro*

[adlereagle123]

Me and my sister are getting in a arugument, is he wearing a hat or is that his hair? lmao

[thedai7]

Yeah,Lol,Why Your Doing All That The White People In The Other Car Are Scared As Hell,What Is Your Problem Dude?

[ZombieKiller766]

thumbs up if Tosh.0 brought you here

[TheWolfJeff]

lol, I'd laugh is someone entered while you were jumping or rolling

[MrHSylla]

@TheWolfJeff Yeah, lol, that be funny

[srproductions123]

dude i love you!!!!! u go out and do what you want man! roll all over that metro, its your metro!!!! YOUR METRO!!!! i never seen a dude just go all out like this man

[Redjumpsuitapparatu5]

Apparently someone is in the metro. And he's acting a fool and he's black

[familyrivera51]

Watching on tosh

[DonchaLoveMilk]

Watching this episode now! (:

LOL. Tosh.0 :D

[31ripa31]

Hahaha too funnyy!!

[MrHSylla]

Some idiot disliked

[stocker104]

@MrHSylla who cares??!?

[bigg9117]

@MrHSylla yeah only one dislike

[Isaytomatoyousay]

this is the DC area metro system, and yeah being alone in a car is awesome. Running around until you realize someone is sitting at the end in that seat with the tinted window -_-

[hrmsmk]

What a Bamma!

[spacefacefreak2]

thumbs up if you saw this on tosh.0 XDXD

[megashuttlecock]

dear god and baby jesus that was good !!!!

[TreyParkersBitch]

I AM ALL ALONE IN THIS SUBARU! THERE I NO ONE ELSE HERE I AM FLIPPING OUT! I AM ALL ALONE IN THIS SUBARU! HOLY SHIT MAN I AM TRIPPING!

[lilnukerbee]

@TreyParkersBitch TOSH FTW!!!!!

[lilnukerbee]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE I LOVE THIS MY HEEEEEEEEROOOOOO!!!!!!

[omgitscookie303]

DMV :D

[KramNayr120]

Lol, it's what Rosa Parks has been fighting so hard for...

-Daniel Tosh

[Pinstr]

@KramNayr120 and it was well worth it wasnt it?

[AllAboutJane]

this was on Tosh.0!

[RageInf3rno]

Amazing how this video made my day. Keep staying awesome man!! :D

[myHairyWaffle]

I came here from Tosh.0

[bigmathafaka]

Tossssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh

[thorodinson89]

Im here cuz of Daniel Tosh

[lancelot482]

I'm pretty sure he's in washington dc, you can see the map and the thing at the top says "Red" as in the dc metro Red line... not fully sure what stop he's at though, must be one of the first or last ones outside of DC/Maryland cuz the downtown stops are underground

[CSunnehdey]

somebodys like a G6... 

[DaTrixRabbit]

his yell sounds like Pee-Wee Herman...

[Baddboy187]

No other video deserve 0 dislikes more than this

[thepinballcentral]

tosh.0

[Javis586]

LMAO

I fucking love you

[joshredden]

Somebody is watching tosh.o

[enzofall]

TOSH.o

[wirezts]

Nice tie.

[xSonsofNerox]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[StephensStuff]

OMG!!! No one in the Building!!

3...2...1...

[DiabolicalAce]

lol

[lizziejfox]

Roll, man, roll!

[MrHSylla]

@lizziejfox yeah, what he said!

[XSeshedaX]

@MrHSylla Do you know that you were on T.V?

[MrHSylla]

@XSeshedaX Really!? Sweets, witch video did they feature/talk about, this one or my other metro video?

[XSeshedaX]

@MrHSylla Yeah they showed this one.

[bigg9117]

@MrHSylla Yu also got on tosh.0

[adlereagle123]

@MrHSylla the metro video was on tosh.o

[mars2dumb2liv]

he can roll^

[frenchmann113]

epic

[loner1878]

Saw this on Viral Video Film School LOL! You rock.

Are you on the Washington D.C/Maryland metro? Sure looks like it!

[SharterdHeart]

You sir, are epic.

[perpetual0madness]

you should have jacked off

[Tunn3loflove]

This needs to be viral!



[TheEsrail]

PEACE !

[TheWantboobs]

that. was. amazing.



[lowbart]

You are my hero for today.

[MrHSylla]

@lowbart No, YOU are my hero (: