TRANSLATED! Po Russki (russian rap)

[FGH21storm]

0:52 translation is not correct. The correct translation would be: Fuck your mother! Don't whistle in my house, I need to make a lot of money! and etc. =)

[ExplosiveSurprise]

стереотипами не пахнет

[paulkjames]

thank you

[fanuafoot]

translation very good. but anyone americans coudnt understand the real deep meaning of this words

[wassa1235]

lol Hitler said "gas the jews".... you translate a "glass of juice"

[JerryRyanKnight]

So terrible -_- smh :pretty funny tho.

[Ca4oy]

stop calling this russian rap plz

[yutubeguest44444]

thats what is like in russia

[JaredWardlaw]

Posted on my birthday 3 years ago.

[TheMrbombastic13]

LOL не делает это лучше

[SashaTheCupcakexD]

your translation is horrible, don't make one if you don't know what it means.

[Contraptionalful]

Wrong?

[1vigovskiy]

fucking gay

[Durzahh]

it wasnt water it was vodka? :DD

[suvenir82]

чесно... всё это govno... но я, blejat, зачем-то это всё посмотрел...

[TheEddieo]

wtf russian salty fish is good. we russian eat a lot of it

[dimax997]

Сельдь is awesome

[Kors2011]

i'm russian. pizda - dick!

[SDCHARGERS1322]

The translation was horrible. 

[MsIonize]

а по-моему хорошо, так как он высмеивает не русский народ, а стереотипы в общем, и вообще тут что такие "патриоты" появились?

[vladikdracula]

Вообще я люблю Америку, но вот этот придурок на редкость пакостный. Как говорится "Русские очень не любят свою страну, но когда о ней плохо говорит ИНОСТРАНЕЦ...то готовы его убить)))". Я хоть и не русский, но как украинец тоже задет))

[AmericanskyDa]

Ty svoloch Amerikanski, I know that your American as you always get your Russian wrong, at least im better at Russian than you... if you want to take piss out of Russia, don't post it on a community site like Youtube, the Russians don't like it, even I don't like people taking piss out of Russians.

[acvaticlifE]

it's funny cuz pizda means in romanian the same thing :)

[alex32215499]

чувак что за хрень??

[chuckle500]

zot kanis sukee

[Gasmask011]

NO KISKA MEANS PUSSY IN RUSSIAN

[nyyh14]

дерьмо

[shataloff1979]

Упырило болотное!

[dj101cw]

I am Russian i live in Usa for 8 years and i can tralate better then him

[138rokas]

you cant even translate i could do better

[dro9900]

lol lol

[Lazervouse]

trololotorloloolololololololol­ooooooo



[skating0813]

Why is everyone bitching about the translation when he clearly says it's for the rhyming... Can you guys read english..??

[SabretoothSnowMan]

It makes you feel intense pleasure watching him roar

[megamillion12345]

seilodka isnt that bad... prob think so cuz im russian and have been eating it for bout 10 years o_o BOCH S NAMY

[ILuvBritLouTayTay]

'ya tebya lyublu' means "I love you." O_O

[Mallhearts123]

can you make it instrumental?

[SabretoothSnowMan]

There is something very pleasurable about watching that man (the parts when he is not in the car). With that hat

[vlad19951995]

Translation sucks.If your gonna translate than do it word per word.

[shturmanflotta]

ГАНДОН

[acealex123]

Not that accurate, but close enough.

[Startass93]

Bad tranclation ;DD

[AnAnalogWave]

ты сука.

[alex14xa]

the translation is false,lo se pero soy español

[hashprik1111]

вот пидор

[deathcorenect]

убить бы эту блядину стереотипную

[deathcorenect]

убить бы эту блядину стереотипную

[strok1977]

Уёбки поганые!!!!

[Jimtest1000]

yes, the transllation could be done btter...

[pro100kru4e]

autor ur an pidarassssssssssssssssss

[KirbKirb20]

This a mythic fail, I liked the actual translation on Super Ed's version. This can't be justified by you putting words in the songs. This doesn't even sound like the song.

[Gangstargh]

хуйня !

[OfficialOS22]

yeah man respect xD

[witalik1990]

song 5*

translation -5*

[chemodanchiki]

Disgusting seliodka? Ha! It's just ordinary herring. Also not PIDZU, but PIZ-DA.

[RussianIsMe]

Such a terible translation

[BD161993]

jajajajja in russian its the best please give me the instrumental of this song



[andruxa251]

u are shitty translator

[karapoozik]

JOOOOOOOISH DETECTED!!!! 

[ganzik15]

This guy is not even RUSSIAN

[karapoozik]

@ganzik15 HE IS JOOOOOOOOOISH!

[zelibober]

@karapoozik 100% True! You can see that by hes face :)

[karapoozik]

@zelibober yep! not slavik face. 

[CapeCartoon]

Epic Fail with the translation

[thenick3131]

@CapeCartoon epic fail in literacy on your part. it says right on the video the translation is not word for word.

you dumbasses keep saying the same things... and i keep explaining i altered the words to make it rhyme. I could have easily just translated it word for word, but whats the point when the guy who made the original video already did that....

[KirbKirb20]

@thenick3131 Whe even make the video if he already has a translation then?...

[artice22]

@thenick3131 говно твои перевод - po russki :D хуита никчемная

[masterbenjamin]

@thenick3131 you are aware he posted the actuall translation under his video?

[OmgItsDima]

lmao im laughing more at the hating comments :DDD

but why even bother translating this vid? i dont think anyone gives a fuck to be honest

[Konstantin1760]

wow the translation is pathetic are you like 10? you fucking retard.

[thenick3131]

@Konstantin1760, hey read the caption. I made the translation NOT WORD FOR WORD so that it could rhyme. The actual translation is on the page for the original video. I wouldn't even have to translate it, it was already there.

geesh you guys are blind or something.

[MSHS420]

@Konstantin1760 does it matter? i dont see you putting the time u have to put into translating this masterpeice.

[SailorBurtha]

You suck.

[presnjakov22]

this is not bucks. iti s rouble

[Anox1992]

пизду не правелно перевёл

[007JamesBond55]

haha i watched the video where it wasnt translated and couldntdo it... thanks lol

[jamnjosh91]

of corse its only water what kind of russian wastes vodka? lol

[Russia294]

Американцы долбаёбы. А мойка у чела зачётная..СССР сила...

[motosumy]

Wrong translate!

[okirann]

hahahaha it gude !

[Schwarzemania]

0:33 (Seliodka is a type of russian salty fish, disgusting) Why'r u thinking seledka is disgusting? Translation really sucks. Совершенно драный тупистический перевод, автор мудила.

[thenick3131]

@Schwarzemania For the 50th time I changed a lot of words to make it rhyme.

The original translation is on the original video, if I wanted a literal translation I would have just used that.

You probably don't get the translation because I made it Americanized. For instance "smoking treefah" is slang for smoking marijuana. But if you're in Russia it looks like "bad translation".

[zelibober]

@thenick3131 I live in US and your translation is shit. Many of the words you write he doesn't even say. Your Americanized English is bad as well. Как говорится Английский не выучил и Русский забыл :)

[davidfinestein]

@thenick3131 It's not about rhyming. I'm Russian and this translation is horrible. You should translate it correctly.

[AyatollahRosenberg]

@thenick3131 Don't worry and don't explain yourself to all these idiots who don't have a clue. Great translation. I loved it.

[lonkavhobune]

@thenick3131 It looks bad translation in everywhere.

[shved80]

@Schwarzemania

for real, seledka is very tasty actually! seledka, boiled potatos and some vodka! nothing could be better then these. а перевод хромает конечно, хоть он и оправдывает это тем, что якобы хотел замутить всё в рифму. не умеешь - не берись, а умеешь - заебись!

[ScriptFlipping]

im russian and ive lived in america for 9 years. half the words are wrong. nice try.

[ihor93]

haha i no i noticed that to lol

[dro9900]

@ScriptFlipping lol

[Gufismygod]

awesome guy!This is how we do in Russia

[gasmask117]

i think at :45 he's saying "BLOOOOOD"

and why wouldnt it be vodka ?

[XDSTUPIDXD]

I think he's saying bitch in Russian.

[gasmask117]

@XDSTUPIDXD nawh , i've seen bitch in russian before , nothing like it.

[Kasak1984]

LOL It's great, now that I understand it

[Olejanb1]

сукааа тупые

[krakowia88]

Just type in Po Ruski with only one S and then you will find the video with the best translation by CRACOVIA1515.

[ivanandTheSqueeze]

why you Americans so stupid?

[EricVoos]

Damn

[agent11071917]

бабки= money

[pen24]

i will fucking kill for that hat

[333GhostDoG]

0:35 селедка - она и в Африке селедка - herring по аглицки :)

[ducktapelover1]

the translation is in the description of the original video

[earlofnim]

wrong translations you fucking faggot

[CRACOVIA1515]

hej, can you tell me if my translations are better?

[FalleneXe]

hehehehe)))

[MCRussianator]

he did good job, as those who speak no Russian will need to have little bit of an idea of such a song.

[antoshk7]

Ya, well whoever translated these did a terrible job I must say. No, I'm not Russian, but I am a student of Russian grammer and I can even find many mistakes. Does anyone have the proper cyrillic lyrics?

[thenick3131]

it was obviously not meant to be literal, the literal translation is on the video itself, what would be the point of making a video with that text on the bottom.

[HishamOwns]

wheres the beat originally from?

[vnseaa]

From russia pa ruski woohoooo

[gagarin31]

pidar ebanniy ja i tebja i tvoyu mat ebal uwlepok

[Timeline15]

molodec xD

[jesusmendoza89]

ah ok thanks but i meant in cirilic but dont worry i found them ;) thanks anyway

[onlyrealfake]

XD XD XD mhuahua

[66princezz66]

LOL xD

[jesusmendoza89]

where can i get the lyrics of this song but in russian?

[peterpolouchin]

thats not the real lyrics and im russian so i know

[ANDMED89]

Заняться было нечем, какая тупизна!)

[RomeoSOF2]

Nahren etat ciai ja prisol vodku pit lol funny song

[xXxItachixUchihaxXx]

it's supered86.

not 68

[thenick3131]

The funniest part is that if you read the description i specifically said that the translation was not accurate at all.

If I wanted an accurate translation I could have just looked at the original video he already had it.

[miamorphos]

i love the storm of haters that this video has brought out -- who knew there were so many russian grammar specialists on youtube?

[Schwarzemania]

@miamorphos Cause the half of youtuber's are russian ))

[Dropshot004]

So then where is you're video translating this video?

[dannymad1]

ah fse ruskia eta pesna ochin harosha e smishnae selodkia fkusnaya

[gl0gg]

dude are u even russian?

[shadowInurez]

your right, non russians wont get it

[missymindie]

Um non Russians will not get it. And the translations aren't good because you didn't translate the humour effectively. Nice try though. Your jokes were tacky.

[optima172]

the translation is wrong anyways...

[Sk8rAlek]

lol pretty funny dude

[armeniangansta]

nice one man fuck you fuck this translation i think your not Russian

[thenick3131]

Ofcourse the translation is not accurate you idiots. If I wanted to make it accurate I could have just stolen it from the original video.

Debut = It was his first russian video. I know he said "I speak" not "Debut".

Tippers = I know it was supposed to be Money but that would not rhyme either.

And Ferrets was a joke. I even put in () that its supposed to be sausages.

Idiots.........

[W333dm4n]

Lol what the hell is treefah?? Its suppose to be weed. treefah ROFL.

[thenick3131]

Treefah = slang for weed or marijuana or trees or green or grass etc etc there is 1000 names for it in English.

[kingVlad514]

Worst fucking translation ever

[thenick3131]

Then make a video where its better... oh thats right you can't :)

[kingVlad514]

And why wouldn't I be able to make a better translation than your 3.5 stars shitty one?

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Because you're an....

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Fuck that shit. You don't even know me. But I did see you vid and it licks balls bro

[thenick3131]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahahahaha

[tupawearpartay]

grow a dick and shut the fuck up nerd

[W333dm4n]

thats some hilarious shit rite here. Im russian and i can speak russian but with the english translations it was so much better.

[alex18705]

wow this translation is fucking horrible.........

[Cheekwaa]

True story. Was this website translator jisted?

[thenick3131]

The real translation is on the original video. Whats the point of just copying it.

[TheRussianGangsta]

He tried though. Why to blame. I like the part. Pizda mieans cunt rather than pussy.

[twilightsexyvampire]

this is the most stoopid translatio n i have ever heard, u deposited fuck in wereever u could

[Karpet360]

wtf why is rubel translated into dollar?

ferrets?

lol this video is hiliarious

[VultureturdFilms]

he has the translation on his video now

[jasonk387]

GUYS!! Seriously?! The reason his translation is "off is he changed the lyrics around in English to make it rhyme! How can you not get that? Lol.. Good job, I love the rap (I know it's not yours), and I like your rhyming near-translation.

[dimka171]

no point explaining to imbasils its a damn funny clip...............

[ligaliga911]

It was ok but too much of "fucking" but it was still good.

[loklpu]

Your retarted ur lyric's  suck balls

[newpolishman]

"klapki" "każdy dzień" and some other words sounds like polish words

[MoskvaKalls]

They are the same in Russian, as both Polish and Russian are slavic languages.

[newpolishman]

it's true but most of all polish words are different

[MoskvaKalls]

Yeah, I know, because Polish is eastern slavic and Russian is western Slavic.

[BellaErica01]

your translation is WAY off.

[MoskvaKalls]

I agree.

[guitargod1981]

haha funny

[poisoninkkk]

the translation is off, like the first part is "i speak russian" not "in russian i debut"

[armyofsicknasty]

Ya ebu vasha mama!!!

[tharussiankid]

hahaha i got that same russian army hat that shit is hella worm

[lleo108]

u translated it a bit wrong

[bander20081111111111]

iam russian and he is very good.we are russians the best in fight and vodka!)))

[TheKingG345]

dude u translated it wrong

[Torbbs]

he made it fucking rhyme in english, idiot

[MoskvaKalls]

Still, it's a shitty translation.

[Torbbs]

good translation tho :O

[agent11071917]

no 5$

5 rublei

[Witjok777]

translating ... -10

rap sajebis ;)

[Outnight]

По русски я говорю

жопа бля на

я тебя убью

lOL:)

[4321Blastoff]

heLla aWsum fooL!

[Daniel1000rr]

ROFL, that is so funny, because some of the Russians are like that for real.

[Alinjonok]

the most idiotic video I watched on youtube after "blyadi" (this is even worse). -10 to this video. swearings and stupid face.

[Fakey420]

LOL!!!

[FOREXpilotROBOT]

HAHAHA!

[thenick3131]

BTW yes my translation is not 100% accurate.

The original video has 100% accurate translation, but it doesn't rhyme at all and a lot of it doesn't make sense if you're not Russian.

So I attempted to fix both problems with this video...

[thenick3131]

I gave props to the original author in the video description. Please visit his channel there is tons of more great work located there.

[emocore2step]

hey! i love your hat. i want one, where can i get one?