Childproof Your Shiz!

[laurenfowell208]

FUCK OFF IM 13 U GAY CUNT !

[omghibyenoob1]

@laurenfowell208 wow u swear like a sailor 4 a 13 year old XD

[Awwison99]

@laurenfowell208 haha im 12 and i found that insulting. another thing is that guy is really a dude. if you watched some of his other vidz you would probably already know that. but i totally aggree with your comment.

[Warriorsandkirby1]

im not sayng this directly to chris but why do gay guys talk like that? i have never heard any girls talk like he does lol

[MrPolishedTurd]

keep pressing 7.

[EmeraldEyes160]

keep hitting 8 really fast lol chris starts quaking like a duck

[Aretard47]

Why is it in every video there is instantaniously a fucking problem she has like two vids that arent problematic

[mattybooy123]

cchildren dont need to be around you fucking queer.

[TheBrsavage]

hay hay hay the best way to stop them is to just lock the door and not eave the house. just do that. go. go lock your door. you dont have a pussy. you have a ass hole. were you shit from. that is hella grows. no wonder you people get aids. i bet you have aids

[wemadeyouproductions]

you got muscles

[seeBreerun3]

theres some things children dont need to be around.....YOU

[Happygurljayjay]

@seeBreerun3 EXACTLY

[EmptyWordsOfSolitude]

@seeBreerun3 :D.

[SUPACORBIN]

how about you cut off ur head youtube would be better without you

[lovetobesceneXD666]

i thought you had a dick.. ?

[disinterestful]

@lovetobesceneXD666 What does that have to do with childhood!?  Have u even been listening to this video lmao? Are u another penis-obsessed heifer, love?

[baconimos123]

wut if im a child... i have to take the child outa me? (im 16 XD)

[crazyray77455]

this is so TRUE.....CHILDPROOF UR SHIT PEOPLE!!!!!!! Cuz if u dont u will just get hurt everytime..... <3 kiss3s

[tyranniesaurus]

These videos make me glad I'm getting an education.

[TheElaBubbles]

Is he normally like this or is it just an act??

[b0mbshelltwat]

i'm sorry but i can't even read those comments without getting angry with their stupidity, and i shouldn't get mad at them for being stupid it's not their fault. BUT DON'T COME AT CRITICIZING HIM HE'S GIVING HIS VIEWERS SOME TIPS TO HELP US THROUGH TOUGH SHIT SO FUCK YOU !

[missabbie1211]

@b0mbshelltwat hahahaha!!!! dam right x:D

[littlbro0120]

you remind me of a black girl...

[ldmurphy1218]

i like this chris you make a great point n i never thought of it like that

[Jerrier101]

Its time we childproof'd you from youtube dumbass!

[POPstar4u2]

@Jerrier101 ur dam right

[jasonrothfeld]

And he lives by me I think he lives near LA

[jasonrothfeld]

I am chris croker proofing my apartment

[goldenlove01]

@jasonrothfeld i right there with ya

[bethegg27]

fuck u im a mother fucking kid bitch

[daniandjay11]

i wish my heart was childproof

[Rehapeable]

Pretty looks like you :D

[lovequirks]

funny how you said chilproof your heart, you felt yourself

[elwoodlorcan]

im scared lol

[EricaSolis9]

but yooh dont have a pussy

[prettyeyes775]

@EricaSolis9 u fukin better take that back u mother fucker

[EricaSolis9]

@prettyeyes775 why when its true tho he shouldnt be talkin bout havin a pussy if he dont

[BoobieNizer]

How many times did u point your hands to the camera?

[wafflecrisp]

love my chris crocker baby boo always speakin the truth and tellin it like it is!

[demonbuttercupp]

good message, chris. xo

[KeshaBritney]

lol i like my guys mature not immature! :D

guys need to grow up sometimes...

[GlassesAndTape]

i love you chris

[halomeister99]

You're probably about 25, and you're not a man or a women

[musicxcraze]

@halomeister99 Lol

[MrPlaydoughinthesno1]

what a hippocrit....

fucking biggest child in the world

[sissygarner6]

ur such a retard im 11

[InvaderJesDibloverXD]

@sissygarner6 then ur not supposed to know chris crocker

[alexjmcclanahan]

r u a boy or a girl?

[PooTillYouWin]

are you a girl, or man?

[hungrysobkidz]

were do you get your crack cause it must work

[chewyman66]

Do u do crack

[peachyscissors]

@chewyman66 she totally does

[luvablechick45]

um

[themeandfreakyshow]

@Snlmp I happen to like cross dressing trannys thank you very much!!!

[RcUniverseGuy]

i just tranny proofed my house

[Keywork26]

@RcUniverseGuy Why you so homophobic? :P You got a dress in yo closet somewhere?

[RcUniverseGuy]

@Keywork26 why am i homophobic? it was a joke but its not like this moron couldn't make anyone homophobic... one videos enough to make just about anyone a homophobe.... and i don't have a closet but i do have a wife and kid.

[honeygayboykisses84]

@RcUniverseGuy u have a wife and kid? well where are they everynight when u bend over and get fucked in your tight ass?

[RcUniverseGuy]

@honeygayboykisses84 i prefer a nice wet pussy thanks.... how do you look at another mans hairy smelly ass and say "ive gotta have it" you people make me fuckin sick....

[11gcorona]

@RcUniverseGuy no, YOU PEOPLE make ME fuckin' sick. YOU PEOPLE make any intelligent, open minded, free spirited person FUCKIN' SICK. What that 'honeygayboykiss' guy said to you was out of line, but when you take a shot back at him, take a shot at HIM, not at a whole group of people.

[TheIrelandish]

@honeygayboykisses84 okay dude, that was out of line. you take that back. we straight guys have the issues you gay ones do, and deep down were one family, one person. stop hating.

[BestFwendss]

-pisses herself-

[snlmp]

Cross dressing tranny.

[NeverChangeee]

Okay. This is exactly what Chris is talking about; all you immature people that don't know how to treat people with respect. You guys are the judgemental people that no one likes. God, be open minded. Everyone is different. So shove it up your asses and move on with life. (:

[PurplePuppyPoison]

....Not all children are like that, Christ, I'm 12. -.- Only some people are immature.

[RcUniverseGuy]

@PurplePuppyPoison you are a child and immature.

[ilovehorses941]

r u a guy or a girl ?

[DoggieHelper]

@ilovehorses941 lol

[iLEGITsNiPeR10]

@ilovehorses941 he is a he. and a faggot

[TheJazz3698]

what if your a adult at heart but a teenager yourself?

[RIbbitR0cks]

you really dont kno wer u r going with this, do u?

[grobyhooligans]

Fuck you ass Chris fuck face and I went to never see you face never am 9 your 3 ass face and your mom and you mest be por

[grobyhooligans]

Feckp

[WaddMonkeys12]

gtfo.

[introspaced]

This video is strangely meaningfull!

[binarysoak]

Are you male or female?

[jrdkitty]

ur right i under stand im a mudher 11 yr old

[MsPrettygurl91]

pussy???? really???

[1998johndeerelover]

how old r u?

[TheAnimeKitteh]

Um, ill try to be as nonoffensive as I can, but I'm sorry, but I dont like you. The videos that you post are stupid, and I have nothing against gays, but seriously, you are pretty, everyone is in their own special way. Pretty, didnt come after you, it came after everyone. Pretty is a state of mind, not how you actually look. Please take my comment into consideration next time you want to make a video or post something. I hope that this comment will get you more fans and less haters. Im not a h8r

[KAJackson56]

What pussy?

[peacebby100]

@KAJackson56 Ikr Thats What Im Saying.

[FluidAnimsSv4]

FUCK UP AND GET A JUMPER

[rutbrend]

you con't have a pussy or titts ... JUST GET IT !!

[xthomasxfraserx]

you dont have a pussy chris.. 

[UnfortunatelyScene]

@xthomasxfraserx Leave now...

[TamponMaster]

@xthomasxfraserx He has a man pussy :D

[kinderlagen]

That is really and truly hurtful Chris. I know that people can post some mean things about you but that's cuz ur setting urself up for it. You are judging kids cuz there young, and there are some great, kind, caring children out there. Hurtful Chris, hurtful.

[GrumpyBadAsz18]

Awwwww Hes Soo Cute & Funny<3 :D

[remaininglife1128]

Haha u say ur a girl but u have A dick!!!! Haha suck on your moms big dick u stupid tranzy!!!!!

[kodinshanice]

@remaininglife1128 wait werent u commentin on johnny boys page sayin I LOVE U JOHNNY BOY!!!!!!!! well shes a transgender and she says thats she has a pussy so WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PUSSY AND DICK BITCH! luv u chris :)

[018WildChild]

whatt pussy ???

[dirtymartini96]

so how you expect for them to grow. you ignorant bitch what we needs to do is childproof yo ass. love ya honey b.

[PikaJess123]

lol agreed

[xxBrittanyxx143]

Ahh I Love You Chris !

[choclate3114]

@xxBrittanyxx143 Actually it's more like Ahh you're gay Chris

[PARAMORE1300]

you're not mature

[MissSophz14]

ok well your not mature so your not a man and tbh you never was a man your a sheman.

secondly GET UR DAMN HANDS AND NASTY SHIT FINGURES OUT MY FACE B4 I WASH THEM!

when was the last time u washed ur shit invested STD carrying fingures. god knows. Go wash them and ur ass 2

[ninjaness1]

IS THAT A MAN

[sabrinaquiroz37]

A man is not a man until he is actually taking care of something or someone.he is not one until he is independt!

[babiegurlz12]

ima a children :( but im 12 is tht a lady?

[4evaJustinBieberluv]

@babiegurlz12 haha, mee tooo! haha

[xlizzyx781]

i honestly dont know why every one hates him ... i think hes pretty great (:

[thesick9thgraders]

damn you have fucking musles fuck you ur a man u have a dick!!!!!

[KaylaJean981]

seriously!!! dude u really got some problems why cant you just be gay and be a guy being gay.. you know what it doesnt even matter if you dress like girl! but... IT IS another to say you are a girl because hunny..........YOU WILL NEVER BE 1!!!!! SO like you said WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE!!!!!!! Stop trying to be us!!!!!!!!

[INTENSEeuphoria]

@KaylaJean981 Grow up and get your head out of that box you have it stuffed in, seriously.

[DanielDReid]

'My pussy is childproof bitch'

Pretty sure you don't have a pussy, you tranny

[FlipVideoAbby]

Really, I know you weren't speaking to me directly but don't you dare call me the B-word! I'm 10 so I can't really type the real word!

[SilasAmarande]

@FlipVideoAbby like Chris said, there are some things children shouldn't be around. Like this video, for example. What is a little 10 year old kid doing watching a video made by a mature, 22 year old person? Chris is not talking about you. And this video was not intended to people on your age range.

[bunnyness535]

How do you childprof it i really need your advice its not relasionships its friends and the have all turned on me i need your advice....

[SuperBasketballBoy12]

and wait how old are you again?

[phillyboy723]

Who doesn't like being a kid

[MUDDIGGERS104]

pussy? what pussy???

[ALTJ1986]

is that fridge door? i can hear the fridge working

[jadeshortt19]

Oh some child proof

[OOTopaz]

What how old are you 5?

Child at heart makes ya live longa bitttchhhh!

[OOTopaz]

What how old are you 5?

[PepperMintNinja]

i think staying in touch with your inner child is good. but as long as they know when to have fun and when to be serious.

[StaciSings]

392 people sneezed while trying to press the like button. :)

[HaileySavannah1996]

I really hope you don't get aids. WRAP THAT BEFORE YOU TAP THAT hon. It would be a shame to see you go...

[will2peter]

@HaileySavannah1996 - eh ok????

[HaileySavannah1996]

@will2peter hahaha what

? ANAL is the number one cause of it. rubber or no rubber. its possible.

[HaileySavannah1996]

@will2peter hey i agree with chris. i just HONESTLY dont want him to get infected. is that such a crime?

[will2peter]

@HaileySavannah1996 - no not at all I taught your message had a hint of sarcasm, apologies but I also dont want Chris to get it. Have a good day.

[HaileySavannah1996]

@will2peter ^^ No need 4 apologies. Thanks, you too.

[jonnieboy87]

not to insulte u but u are a guy..... will always be a guy....... and u dont have a pussy

[lubylu312]

@jonnieboy87 Umm, like he doesn't already know that. xD

[Wanderon1]

what a gay homo he is!!!!! he is also a fag

[thelastmexican1]

omg ur sooooooo stupied!!!!! shut the fuck up ur sooooo dum i have to com up with a new word for it hhhhhhhh ur a ass hole to every1 stop making every1 feel bad so u can feel good thats just mess up just shut ur dam mouth u bitch

[TheComment01]

God, some people are idiots. Who doesn't get this?

Immaturity = Childish, so we need to Child-Proof - or Keep the immature assholes - our lives and our hearts. Okay?

[bigEandJ]

dude shut the fuck up no one understands u

[thesmilieone1]

deyum u r soooo rite..i completely agree n i coodnt have sed it any better!!

[Luvjlynn]

Why do you have steak knives behind you??

[brysonwilliams70]

You have a pussy? i thought u were a guy?

[MsBootieshaker]

@brysonwilliams70 same here lol....now im confused

[msinquisitive20]

@MsBootieshaker I'm confused as well...

[hossahoy]

18 year old boyfriend dumped him or he's smoking crystal meth...

[wizard101magic2]

you having a spaz attack through this video, my best part was 1:22

[fredhot3]

ima get me a chold proof pussy rofl

[MrPoodle410]

once again im smarter than you ass, im 13

[lumpdatllama]

@MrPoodle410 Like button.

[fredhot3]

not trying to be mean but ur a man unless u got surgery u dont got a pussy

[TheFruitfulYuki]

You know who looks like you? Pretty. Hahahaha

[kathiamarroquin1]

LOL!!! ive been watching bout 3 hours of chris crocker videos... and this is the most extreme!!! i love it... im gonna take this one...

[jtube20101]

true true

[bobbybudgie321]

lol, she.. he.. it, whatever, keeps feeling there non-boobs.

[operadivo17]

Amen diva!!!!!!!!

[TEXASSHIT]

lmao hey chris u might have a wig but u aint a women

[jeffreeluver]

@TEXASSHIT Lol that's his real hair dumb ass!xD

[Aellis4]

@jeffreeluver and does that change that it doesn't make him a woman? If not you wasted him posting your comment.

[TEXASSHIT]

@jeffreeluver my bad

[madkt1]

ugly shirt 

[MultiJeffthomas]

you might talk like a woman but your not one. Oh and cocaines a hell of a drug

[CrazyQUINN84]

Okay, I'm going to put a child gate in my house so that any 18 yr olds don't go in my living room.

[Luuts90]

And once again you said it like it is ;) Just do the hairflip when those kids come around. Or just beat the crap out of them.

[ShakiraElizabeth]

YOU GO CHRIS!

[ohsnapitsjade]

HAHAHAHAHHAH my heart is childproof 

[TinyTurtleNinjas]

All the hand movements made me dizzy...

[pw2lazi]

LMAO(: I love the head movements. Hahahhahahahahhaha. :D and you're a girl!? Whoops..My bad.

[ChrissytinaWithLove]

Oh YouTube..you never cease to amaze my with you're drama.

[SereNaNahh]

@BarniclePete

Honey, You need To Shut Your mouth. Because you are obviously to immature to accept someone as amazing as Chris Crocker. She is mature enough not to give a fuck what people think, and stay's who she wants to be no matter what people say. Oh, And Learn how to spell a word and what the meaning is before you go off and Call people It. "Faggot" Means A Pile Of sticks. Grow Up Okay?

[FAILitwasEPIC]

This is so true! So many guys (and girls not just saying guys but I'm a girl so I'm using guys as an example) think they're mature and and that we should let them in but half the time they don't know what they want and so they don't know what their partner wants. Sad but true.

[lilyonaemokid]

im a women at heart .... i think

[BarniclePete]

fuk u fagit

[ShakiraElizabeth]

@BarniclePete silly faggit. dicks are for chicks. sorry hahaha the word fagit reminded me of that. (this was not said towards anyone)

[BarniclePete]

im going to rip your heart out of your chest fagit

[andifxisay]

speaking of childproof , this comment box needs to be child proof . haters , gtfo . nobody cares what you have to say . we watch because we appreciate , so don't watch and stfu . kthx .

[4lacarinosa]

HAHAHAH TRU DAT... IMA CHILDPROOF MY PUSSY TOO!!!!!!!hahaha u hilarious... i l0ve u chris !!!!!!

[tayblake6980]

i love ur hair long! grow it bak out plz:)

[NewlyNatural2010]

lol love it!

[YerSickestAddiction]

BAHAHA !

[ILLLoveYooh]

wow You people are really rude

I agree with you chris!

[heaven8901]

u dont got a puzzy so u need to shut the fck up hoe an stop makin ur dume retarted vids i mean ya i like some of them but u went to far in this one