"I have an 11 year old son and, uhm, he's about to enter the tunnel of Adolesence. And, please God, I'll see him at the far side for a game of pool or somethin'..." LOL<3
If Reality Doesn't Meet the Demands of His Imagination, he just Fuking Abandons it,'I have no time for you daddy, I have a dragon to meet over by the couch
The putoch sits bolt upright 'FEED ME!' and starts chewing on her brother. Now we know why he is fully armed. 'Get off me, get off me!' " AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMFAO! 4:58
He has an invisible friend, called Dermot. I don't know where the fuck Dermot came from, I don't know how he got into the house. All I know is I have to make Sandwiches for him every lunchtime HALERIOUSS :D
"He has an invisible friend, called Dermit. I don't know where the fuck Dermit came from, I don't know how he got into the house. All I know is I have to make Sandwiches for him every lunchtime"
'dermot draws on the walls'
'he was also caught speeding on the nass dual carriage way'
'walking down town bat man in this hand dermot in the other hand'
lmfao :D
gud day 2 b irish :D
mitchie606 2 months ago
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KellyKiplerSHOW 2 months ago
Oops I'm on Legos account I'm actually from kellykiplershow
legodude700videos 2 months ago
My name is Tiernan
legodude700videos 2 months ago
love the woman laughing herself to death when he is talking about his daughter
eZa4444 3 months ago
Jepetto sound like some laugh!!!
starkidellen 3 months ago in playlist Tommy Tiernan
Please no hated comments, but I just don't find any of his material funny...
khanell786 3 months ago
@khanell786 well, no offense but you don't get the Irish humor then.
TheMarcello1993 3 weeks ago
brilliant (:
mwshowjumping 4 months ago
"I have an 11 year old son and, uhm, he's about to enter the tunnel of Adolesence. And, please God, I'll see him at the far side for a game of pool or somethin'..." LOL<3
singerg02 6 months ago
He makes me laugh so much! I'm SO glad I accidentally stumbled upon him on youtube. Proud to be 1/2 Irish purely because of him :)
pinkmusiicluva 6 months ago
fecking love this guy
Jimitheskull 8 months ago
If Reality Doesn't Meet the Demands of His Imagination, he just Fuking Abandons it,'I have no time for you daddy, I have a dragon to meet over by the couch
seanbarry96 8 months ago 4
he makes me proud to be irish :)
lynchy2k1112 9 months ago
I'm 24 and I DO NOT want children :)
DarkWizardMonkey 9 months ago
I absolutely love the shocked reaction from one of the female audiences when Tommy said: "She has got to be one of the fattest fuckers..."
fireyulia 11 months ago 2
"quote from video I'm watching RIGHT FUCKING NOW" -Some Douchebag
fatzac86 1 year ago 3
How dead is this crowd?!
xxxfizzybaybiixxx 1 year ago
'I have no time for you daddy, I have a dragon to meet over by the couch,'
'Today I will be called Jepetto Daddy. I will only be answering to that name!'
TOMMY BOY, YOU MADE ME PROUD TO BE AN IRISH LASS!!
ClaraRose99 1 year ago 18
which dvd is this from?
aimeenco 1 year ago
@aimeenco It's from Cracked :)
TheSunshineBubble 1 year ago
@aimeenco Its called Cracked.
mcrgirltwisted 1 year ago
i luv him
irishhockeygod 1 year ago
do you see what you can do when you make an effort?!
ferret003 1 year ago
hilarious ]
TheEmogurl1997 1 year ago
Just excellent
SuperEllerzzz 1 year ago
The putoch sits bolt upright 'FEED ME!' and starts chewing on her brother. Now we know why he is fully armed. 'Get off me, get off me!' " AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMFAO! 4:58
lacrosseandmusic 1 year ago 4
FEEEEEEDDDD MEEEEEEE xD
marshmellowsrock 1 year ago
Its roasting ovr there daddy..
FEED MEEE!!! :P
He has an invisible friend, called Dermot. I don't know where the fuck Dermot came from, I don't know how he got into the house. All I know is I have to make Sandwiches for him every lunchtime HALERIOUSS :D
1234567890PONIES 1 year ago 4
@1234567890PONIES
Don't forget that Dermot draws on the walls!
ClaraRose99 1 year ago
"He has an invisible friend, called Dermit. I don't know where the fuck Dermit came from, I don't know how he got into the house. All I know is I have to make Sandwiches for him every lunchtime"
Tommy Tiernan... YOU ARE A LEGEND!
SquaredGeek 1 year ago 3
Going to see Tommy in Vicar St in November-cannot wait, my first time seeing him live! :)
sharona1981 1 year ago
this is the best going to c em to mor
sharenslattery 1 year ago
irish are the fuckin funniest ppl ever
xxCODfan95xx 1 year ago
@xxCODfan95xx why thank you xD
Bullockman99 1 year ago
GALWAY REPRESENT
caitox 1 year ago
"I can't go down town ;__;"
"Why not sweetheart?"
"Because I haven't got my sword. T___T"
OhTheMetal 1 year ago 2
I've got no time for you Daddy, I have a dragon to meet over by the couch
Hes SOO funny!
Ah hes not being mean, hes just messing, my dad always does it, and I always laugh
ClaraRose99 1 year ago 2
Tiernan is a LEGEND
gorgeousSophie 1 year ago 3
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ClaraRose99 1 year ago
"Today i'll be called Jepetto daddy!" Class
and "dermot draws on the walls... he was always caught speeding on the duel carrigeway" lmao
bLuEyMaN1987 1 year ago
"I have no time for you daddy, I have a dragon to meet over by the couch" lmao
NolaughlikEvillaugh 2 years ago 68
Funniest Thing In The World!!!!!
MrMunchkinhead 2 years ago
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hes so mean bout his baby girl
MidnightMadness202 2 years ago
but its funny!
schecterowns 2 years ago 2
whats the name of the DVD this is from?
4kickinit7 2 years ago
Cracked...
RideThatSymphonyHome 2 years ago
LMAO the 4 yr old OMG so true... tots are the best .... they are the funniest ppl to talk to ... "Im going to be batman today daddy" lol
gimmiegimmiegimmie 2 years ago 4
seen the dvd a million times and he still makes me laugh,
it only looks like rice krispies daddy
RiggerStarz 2 years ago 4
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEE
bebh07 2 years ago 2
i fuckin love thoose irish words
the putcach lol
its so rough soundin lol
deadlydarren 2 years ago 4
tá an gailege go híontach nach bhfuil irish is fuckin great
C130wannabepilot 2 years ago
dragon to meet over by the couch
break the childs heart
LOL!!!
TheHyperOne90 2 years ago 2
I want a duvet of children, it's hard to do that with other peoples children hahaha
sineadx11 2 years ago 2
AWW dat woz brilliant am cryin laughn at it haha
CantBeArsedX 2 years ago
the putoch!!!
flyingdutchgirl13 2 years ago 3
Lol putach!! Budda budda bump bump! FEED ME!!! I have no time for you daddy, I have to meet a dragon over by the couch.
lol love him!!!
LilBitch300195 2 years ago 6
Lol puttock.
Its irish for an entirely overweight girl child
lol
Evefan095 2 years ago
putach btw
GuitarmanMo 2 years ago 4
"Dermot draws on the walls" lol
What a guy
theangelborninhell 3 years ago 3
Hahahahaha!Tommy Tiernan's brilliant!!!
"I can't go down town!"
"Why's not, sweetheart?"
"Because I havn't got my sword!"
ImEvin 3 years ago 6