How Not to Pick Up a Babe - 2/9/09

[poptrackm]

awesome you Ashley

[mastior]

Her mouth is HUGE, mmmmmm

[LillyLiveCam]

I love to have hot cam sex

[brandon98188]

Battlestar is not a geek show. It was better than most shows on TV then and now but it always gets associated with geeks. Hot chicks would like it if they saw it.

[MrAmar4216]

وهارون روس Clinger ، 2004. منذ 2 دقيقة · · أعجبني تعليق المشاركة ·

[pat0s11]

@MrAmar4216 Is Right ...

[MrAmar4216]

ليكم يوم الله يدمركم

[filowhipped]

what beer are they giving those chicks

[MrBono21]

PROSTITUTES, ALSO FAKE AND GAY

[MrSavageset]

the gurl in the red boobs is supa huge i jus wanna suck on em

[watch2enjoy]

why is ashley quite, first she's wearing red, and secend she seems like she wants to have sex!!! don't worry baby. if there's no 1 ready, im ready baby...........

[watch2enjoy]

why is ashley quite, first she's wearing red, and secend she seems like she wants to have sex!!! don't worry baby. if there's no 1 ready, im ready baby...........

[hernanditox610]

how do these guys get these hot girls?!?

[dondrapichrust]

@hernanditox610

its obviously directed, chicks would do almost anything to be on camera, and fat ugly guys? they probably paid for sitting next to those chicks

[TouffeQc]

fail.

[GingerCutieAngel]

Is it ok if Ex bf's go on posting your nude vids on the internet?

[JBCrew43]

who are these chicks there freakin hot :)

[KeithJones902]

@BabeSeduction your HOT!

[a3tzaz]

لا ابوووكـــم لا ابوووو الكلــــب سكرانيــــن يا ملاعيـــــن لا قال لك وش هذا وي نوت افيري لا ابووكم لا ابووو الكلـــب ما ادري تفهمون ولا اكتــب بس كذا انتم ما معندكم الســألفــه

يس يس سكرانيـــن اخ تفــو عليكم بسسس

< سعــودي جاء بالغلط *-*

[f1tness]

So how much did those girls charge for there time guys ? :)

was it an hourly rate!

[SuperWowGirlx]

Im a Hotter Babe

[datum711]

I bet chu are ;)

:P

[westlondongang]

Id rather shag Ashley's sister than her fanny

[leopardsbasketball]

Watching this caused me physical and emotional pain at how brutal the come-ons were.

[LilNug]

wtf?

[MrINTsport]

Great video! The brunette chick is from ThatBabe

[MrSlowSkyline]

How? Smooth talking can get you any girl and money lol

[chrispollock]

no it can't. if you are obese and ugly and poor, smooth talking does will get you AT MOST a sympathy hug

[SiK0Fuzz1es]

True that bro.

[TheCrossov3r]

how do these fat guys get hot ass chicks

[Imortalslayer77]

thats exactly wut i was thinking lol

[SiK0Fuzz1es]

Well... Not every girl is an ignorant, air-headed, stuck up 'bitch'.

SOME girls do love a great personality.. and to be honest.. a lot of you athletically toned guys are assholes. So yea..

Kthx.

[jwatsonjordan]

@TheCrossov3r yor asking me ? i wanna kno 2

[superstrangevideo]

@TheCrossov3r Its called having money dupshit : )

[elchafa]

@TheCrossov3r He *does* have sparkly blue eyes

[cekinxxx]

@TheCrossov3r maybe they are rich

[adretube]

@TheCrossov3r

what about money?

[kxdforibi]

wow awsome 0:54 holy shit

[mytuber81]

Haha :55

[justinpelter]

0:44 awesome side boob on red

[Gunshinzero]

@justinpelter I agree, but the side boobs on grey is disturbing

[zzzbyniooo]

woman in red - beautiful

[Leandreamo]

now i know why they call him Stupid Jim

[mazzalfc]

LOL, he should've been sensible. Too much alcohol is not an excuse! She was lovely, like Ashley, aswell! Such a waste.

[AMadeMan1]

and thanks for the... memorys  lol

[notapplicable66]

He gets to screw himself now alright. LOL!!!

[XBEASTXMODEX]

lmao!! battle star gallactica! lmao. symetrical face! lmao.

[Reinq]

totally fuckable

[krishna3020]

wow booooom

[mulang4u]

VALLA MORENAS

[MIZIKEYSTKN]

dam i would of never exspected hotties like that to do crazy vids.

[daffyface]

your shit

[paulicus2002]

poponarilor

[mastior]

Mr Ed

[javisilver]

vaya castañas...

[javisilver]

naaa, como la cabeza un subnormal

[russell737orb]

:\

trrrraxxxxxx

[paysadude]

wow fatso there had a date, and Jim didnt?  this is kind of staged

[FlowingGeisha]

Stupid Jim you need tons of girl pick up tips.

[katanatt]

Symmetrical face is actually a nice thing to say. As long as it doesn't sound like he's looking for a new item for his collection. Nefertiti had a perfectly symmetrical face. She's been known for that for more than 3000 years now.

[laverkfc4stitching]

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?

Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi!

I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin

I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym

I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias ya ya

[Chick6517]

Wow, very interesting video you made. haha It seems like you got a lot of comments on it. (= good job on that! Make more

[snouter]

SJ should have gone with the lottery bum girl.

[Ajbeep]

Lol it's almost as if they wanted her to leave so they can have the girl in red all to themselves.

p.s. She has nice jugs

[mistermma88]

ok you know what...screw that vacation! stupid jim just got rid of one of the hottest babes of the week!! wow seriously....stupid stupid jim...

[xkings]

Stupid Jim is white?

[shesaidla]

do not steal cliffs line!!!!!!! only he can call faces symmetrical.

[ElDino713]

Jim, as i if having an awesome job like yours wasn't already a good enough reason to not let you go on vacation, you have just showed us that you are horrible with the ladies and should spend as much time with the Downstairs Guys as possible, watching them and learning from them. And another thing I heard you in this video saying that you loved your job and you love the Downstairs Guys and that they are your true friends; so why would you even ask for a vacation. Get your head in the game Jim.

[Jstudrich]

I think im in love with the the girl in the red dress lol. I mean dam she looks hot she should pose for playboy or something. and Stupid Jim man at least u tried lol just need more practice dude

[gayshades]

Just stop trying Stupid Jim, and kill yourself.

[toyboy4u2]

that chick looked like taryn

[cdnputter]

Jim=dumb.... wtf man? you were supposed to be the cool one behind the lens bro! What's with the creepy shit?

Ashley=wow.... great dress!

[s2Trigga]

lol.

[majorpiss]

its ok stupid jim .... we all mess up once every now and then

[booya62056]

lol wow that Jim really IS stupid! haha

[rockvocals14]

come on stupid jim you have to smoother with the ladies.

[whip76]

Really Stupid Jim? Really?

[DesireeWhy]

maybe you guys should let stupid jim take that vacation to portland after all. he seems like he's loosing it a little.

[ShitBallsBanana]

SJ cmon you had a bad lost upstairs...WHY! WHY DID YOU MESS UP DOWNSTAIRS...

[Khenedi0907]

Poor SJ

[yugoanis]

stupid jim is a dumbass lmao real smooth there buddy

[mastior]

Love the Pose Ashley. Voluptuous One.

[Partyywizard]

keep playing jim.

[BonAquak]

yhaaa thats is why is jim called stupid :D

[FAnchax]

battlestar galactica LOOL

[robm425]

Send stupid jim on a permanent vacation!

[kingboru121]

hmmm side boob

[JAROSLAVAGINA]

he had a half a beer too many :-P  hahahahahahaha

[animalntaz]

This is the first time I've seen Stupid Jim arguing with his moms in the comments.

[dk789]

I never knew shady neighborhoods had discotheques...

[jerryjacksonismean]

why does he love discotheques  anyway? this isnt the first time he's mentioned them.

[DyseCorbane]

Ah, Battlestar Galactica. How I love the original and loathe the current.

[Rambatsu]

"you guys really screwed me on that one" lol

[uwomoose]

That was just awkward stupid jim

[StupidJimsMom]

he's often awkward

[stupidjim]

I thought I had some decent game! They used to call me player jim in film school!

[StupidJimsMom]

no one ever called you PlayerJim, stupidjim! I remember when they called you LoserJim, DorkJim, and PizzaFaceJim, but never playerjim.

[stupidjim]

Worst Mom EVER!!

[StupidJimsMom]

Worst Son ever! get a real job! And bring me chocolates on valentines day...

[stupidjim]

I'll bring you low fat chocolates you FAT MOM!!

[StupidJimsMom]

you son of a bitch! I have a thyroid problem and you know it.

[stupidjim]

You have an Oreo problem!

ANd I am a son of a bitch!

[StupidJimsOtherMom]

Don't make me put you two on timeout again, I will cover you in Crisco and make you play with the dogs.

[ritchieg415]

That symmetrical face line usually works.

[JimboDango]

maybe for Cliff Mimosa, but not for someone as stupid as jim.

[KirksMerkin]

god i love this show. especially since i didnt get a birthday hugtime from ashley.

hey, stupid jim, 'ever heard of a show called 'doctor who'?' works waaaaaay better with the chicks. try it next time.

[pills2749]

lol.....hey uh, stupid jim...take some pointers from Alex...he can get any chick he wants. like this girl that used to be on the show called Taryn...she was hot and....oh, wait....i forgot....sorry Kev...

[BadPooPooPlatter]

Oh my god, stupid Jim's hand was hideous. Did anyone else see it?

[EriksonFL]

worst cameraman every

[BallerJakeMcBride]

Stupid, stupid Jim. I can't hate on ya for trying though.

[movado18]

SJ< ain't no sunshine when shes gooonnneee

[ClintonG5]

LOl you guys are so drunk