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  • lmao at the score update. This is hilarious on so many levels.

  • Tim tebow is a good Qb and sometimes he has bad luck but he s still a good qb he can throw the ball very good

  • @rockon54635 As opposed to the other quarterbacks who were good enough to make the NFL but can't throw the ball well?

  • RIP Melvin the hermit crab and Larry the iguana. :(

  • Who Dat doc!

  • Jeff George was not bad he just lacked the brain to be a good QB. Tebow cant throw a football. Jeff George could throw a 70 yard pass into a basketball goal and swoosh it every time, He just couldn't handle the a play book more then 2 pages long.

  • "I'm a disgusting inbred mick. I'm gonna die of liver cancer"

    "AND YOU'RE GONNA LOOK GREAT DOING IT, KENNY!"

  • D. Orlovsky

    33/112, 41 Yards, 20 INT

  • D. Brown:

    73 carries, 44 yards

    The Colts wont just give up on the run game lol

  • WHATS UP WITH ALL OF THE SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS?

  • 376 points, 2 minutes later 484 points ROFL

  • 2:25 "Seahawks pelted with batteries by bored coaches" LOL

  • J. Vilma: 46 Fumbles Recovered, 100 sacks

    ROFL!

  • 1:00 Wilhelm Scream!

  • D. Brown 73 carries, 44 yards haha

  • @0EricBryan0 Funny thing is he sucks soooooo bad and that's why his hype is over. There is no god. Religion is a stone age concept. Keep believing myths little boy.

  • @0EricBryan0 That's not why everyone hates Tebow, Eric. I believe in God and consider myself quite religious, but I hate Tebow because he is a self-righteous douche-bag and a shitty QB.

  • @0EricBryan0 I'm atheist and I like Tebow. He's not very polished as a passer, but he's a good football player, and a proven winner(not just yet in the NFL). I also see him as a genuine person. His faith in no way bothers me. That's called tolerance.

  • @0EricBryan0 Tebow is good?? haha Compared to what the waterboy? If depended on Tebow's game play to show me there is a God I would become a atheist. haha There are guys in High School that can play better than that guy. Tebow just has good guys around him that hides his terrible skills.

  • lol saints stats were crazy

  • lol saints-colts. hahahaha

  • "Tony Romo shits self in Haunted House" LMAO!

  • @Zazlimel I didn't hear that part. I was distracted laughing at way funnier shit like the saints-colts score. lol

  • Oh shut up your worse than Tebow

  • read the bottom things tony romo shit self in haunted house haaha

  • Honestly, the GOOMF is my favorite part of the onion now.

  • this show isn't funny at all..i like the onion though

  • First bad Quarterback to lead a 4th comeback? Look up Terry fucking Bradshaw.

  • "boooooo...im a drunk"

  • Fags

  • God you people are more annoying than real ESPN analysts and that's an almost impossible feat. Congratulations you obnoxious bastards.

  • Bottom @ 0:28 "A-Rod announces plants to start child porn website"

  • ...also - tebow rules...!!!

  • how do you get almost 25,000 yards on offense and only get 49 tds...? ...that is 500 yards for one td... ...even colts aren't this bad...

  • You'd think Colts would replace Orlovsky after those 20 interceptions lol

  • "I'm dressed up as you, so you just told yourself to shut up."

    "Oh stop that, I know you're not me, but it's still very confusing."

  • D. Brown: 79 carries, 44 yards

  • Tim Tebow becomes first bad QB to win more games than lose.

  • @CheddarBob39 trent dilfer and rex grossman say what

  • @CheddarBob39 The Jets got Tebowed.

  • Jeff George just threw his 23rd INT in the Colts/Saints game breaking Brett Farve's personal best

  • Orlovsky with 18 interceptions in the Colts game. Ouch, tough game.

  • Even the ad is funny.

  • i can't believe i had never seen their videos before... they are great!

  • Ray Lewis just urban legend invented to scare kids! the subs at the bottom are great!

  • Broncos curb stomp the raiders. Great day for the Orange and Blue!!!

  • @Thorpe741

    You act if that's an accomplishment. The Raiders ALWAYS suck.

  • "I know you're not me but it's still very confusing."

  • @dentoncallander i lol'd at that part too lol

  • alltime worst greatest

  • Muahahaha, love his wig!

  • Anyone notice the Saints stats lol Brees, Meecham and Vilma going to the HOF after the game hahahahaha!!!!

  • "Seahawks pelted with batteries by bored coaches"lol

  • "Seahawks pelted with batteries by bored coaches"

  • Governor of Dunkachusettes!!!

  • Drew Brees- 997/1021 for 18,401 yards and 43 TD. Thats like 800 fantasy points.

  • "Tony romo shits self in haunted house" I liked the video for that reason alone.

  • LOVE THIS

  • nick cage, yah why not, i can do it

  • "Boooo, I'm a drunk."

  • You really can't catch the full meaning of all the jokes if you don't follow sports.

  • lol why would they go for a two point conversion leading that much haha and the browns and seahawks were executed following the game hahaha!

  • I was laughing way harder than I should have when I saw Doc dressed as Kenny. The Onion even knows how to make fun of itself.

  • The second they shown the Saints-Colts score, I couldn't even click the pause button from all the laughing, I missed most of the video, almost calmed down till the saints were up a hundred more points in 2 minutes. Literally, I'm typing this 7 minutes after the video and still giggling like an idiot.

  • This is getting old... Bring back other shows please...

  • @renumeratedfrog They do the other shows. You don't have to watch everything they do. I really enjoy these shows.

  • "I'm dressed as Bill Billecheck"

    LOL

  • lol what's with the wilhelm scream?

  • Tim Tebow makes me feel better about having Tony Romo

  • 1:56 Ray Lewis just urban legend invented to scare kids

  • "Ray Lewis an urban myth just to scare kids", Peyton Manning for MVP

  • I liked where Robert Meachem had rushing stats, rather than receiving stats.

  • Im so high and the stats from the colts game is the funniest thing I've ever read.

  • "A-Rod announces plans to start child porn website" WTF!?! LMAOOOO!!

  • 0:32 Hot Girl Sitting Behind Home Plate

  • 'of course stafford injured' lol.

  • Aww Kenny's homeless again. GET A CARDBOARD BOX YA LOSER AND GOOMF!!

  • This is like a toned down version of most Sports commentary shows

  • Loving the Wilhelm scream buzzer...

  • Paused at 2:19 had my howling

  • this skit has run it's course. Not working anymore

  • @killustrator shut up bruce. also i dont remember asking you peter.

  • @killustrator Your opinion is wrong.

  • @killustrator I disagree.

  • 1,021 pass attempts for Bree's lol

  • A-Rod Announces Plans To Start Child Porn Website Hot Girl Sitting Behind Home Plate Insightful Scout sees something in Player Who Just Hit Home Run Derek Holland says he can die now , Does Tony Romo Shits self in Haunted House Of Course Matthew Stafford Injured Rob Gronkowski Riddled with Herpes Peyton Writes Neck out of Will Ray Lewis Just Urban legend invented to Scare kids DOES ANYONE EVER READ THE SPORTS TICKER !!?! LOL
  • @Grantmeister32 Haha thanks for this, I actually went back and watched the whole thing muted to read the Ticker.

  • "Ray Lewis just urban legend invented to scare kids"

  • I have no idea what the hell went on but HELL YEAH!

  • being worse than tebow > tebow

  • "46 Fumbles Recovered, 100 Sacks." Hot damn!

  • needs more anger

  • manning!!

  • i want drew brees for fantasy now haha

  • "I know you're not me, but it's still very confusing" HAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!

  • Drew Brees threw over 3000 yards, in just the 2 1/2 min video...

  • 7-484....

    lol

  • "NFL quarterbacks shouldn't have friendships"

    LOL

  • These are so awesome.

  • I turn down my volume every time I watch these

  • Eli is married

  • These guys are hilarious. They're so authentic.

  • bill belachik how do i reach these children!

  • It's true, Tim Tebow's not that good

  • " boooooo I'm an alcoholic"

  • Liking the Wilhelm scream.

  • lol Ray Lewis urban legend

  • In order for this skit to work -- they have to keep up with the NFL season. Week 7 was so last week already.

  • THESE GUYS ARE THE BEST

  • I love how people like this video despite their lack of knowledge in sports (thanks to the average demographic of The Onion being neckbeards who recently got a job).

    ...And I'm no different.

  • dressing up as white people is not cool.

    we are a race, not a costume. ;D

  • really a Tim Tebow discussion? Come on onion, don't stoop to ESPN's level

  • AMAZING

    

  • "The fact that he did it in his very first horrendous start is what makes it impressive. I didn't think he was that kind of terrible player!" "COME ON DOC! He's a bad flash in the pan! We shouldn't be treating him like he's the all-time worst-greatest!

    "I know quality in someone terrible when I see it! I predicted Trent Dilfer would NOT die in a gutter!"

    "You're worse than Tebow, shadupp"

    "I'm dressed up as you so you just told yourself to shut up."

    Funniest back and forth ever haha

  • Why would you watch a satire piece on sports if you know nothing about sports to begin with?

  • @NotIkeman Because The Onion's writing is sufficiently brilliant enough to make the jokes hilarious even for non-sports fans like myself.

    And if you are a sports fan? They're even FUNNIER.

  • I have NO idea what they are talking about.

  • Name: Blake Griffin

    Address street 'Ball Court

  • lololol 396-7 Saints beating colts haha

  • i love watching the onion. i watch it twice once look at the video and a second time reading the little news comments on the bottom. whoever dose those they should get a raise.

  • Flag wavers

  • Robert Meachem isn't a running back...

  • Spelled 'somewhere' wrong at 2:20 haha

  • I hate sports but I really love these guys

  • @bgreen97 how can you appreciate any of the jokes if you hate sports?

  • hipster trash

  • @bgreen97 how could u hate sports?

  • @bgreen97 hate sports????? how can somebody hates sports

  • @arnihockey because they're dull and pointless.

  • @Sei1863 They're not dull because you can't wrap your head around the concept of athletic competition. Only an imbecile honestly thinks that sports are pointless. You picture me as the kind who was socially awkward in school.

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  • @Zapzap09 Sports: Where a bunch of hairy guys in colorful outfits run around, get sweaty, and then get into physical contact with each other.

    I'd probably enjoy it more if I was a fan of gay porn.

  • @Clawdragoons Yet ironically, not being interested in sports is the most common indicator that your child could be gay. It's funny how the human mind works. I read somewhere that there is a correlation between men's love of sports and the aggression part of their brain that provides for their fascination with war.

  • @u0455294 I'd be interested in seeing those statistics.

  • @Sei1863 Approximately 13 billion soccer fans disagree with you.

  • @FakeUserNameHere There aren't even 13 billion people on Earth.

  • @superspanks Like the Colts - Saints score in this video, I was making an obviously exaggerator y joke. Try to keep up.

  • @superspanks  there r 7 billion

  • @FakeUserNameHere fuuuuuckin moron...

  • @bgreen97 are you a girl??

  • @leedaomillz Nope, are you? If so please have sex with me

  • @bgreen97 I'm a plant, problem?

  • @leedaomillz no, i can work with that

  • @bgreen97 but sports are dank

  • @bgreen97 Then you probably don't understand about anything they are talking about. It's like me watching a Chinese movie and laughing my ass off even though I can't understand anything that they are saying.

  • @bgreen97 i hate you... sports is amazing but yes thy are hilarious

  • There are too many jokes at once! I have to pause to read the ticker, the screen and then re-listen to the audio! Its a good thing though :)

  • 484-7 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I LOVE THIS SEGMENT!

  • Awesome. :)

  • this is a really bad uhm... segment?

    and generally i like it

  • Did anyone check the math lol

  • Sharing on Facebook, fabulous.

  • a black guy with blond hair, thats hilarious! lol

  • these arnt funny at all anymore

  • @stiffmeisterful1 Lol. About 6 people on this page say this was one of the best yet, and you're bitching about how the onion isn't funny at all anymore. Ok.

  • @drumline17 ya its an opinion, dont get ur panties in a bunch. about 30 ppl also said they didnt like it either. the old onion videos are so much better.

  • @stiffmeisterful1 So your opinion is just as irrelevent. Onion is better now than it was before. Goodbye

  • @drumline17 just as irrelevent as whos? haha but by what u just said, ur opinion doesnt matter either then..soo i guess the old onion is still funnier..

  • @stiffmeisterful1 Are you trying to be stupid?

  • @drumline17 haha all im doing is saying the same thing u are saying. u must be noticing the stupidity in ur own words.

  • @stiffmeisterful1 You don't even understand what I'm saying...this is sad

  • @drumline17 i know exactly what ur saying. the sad part is that u realize u are wrong :( and now ur trying to argue about something else :(

  • This is actually growing on me...

  • lol "Ray Lewis just Urban Legend invented to scare kids" at 1:55

  • NO! SERIOUSLY! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

  • These are the best skits, don't stop haha. Jesus Christ I can't take how funny these are.

  • these are great, only reason i'm still subscribed to the onion!

  • I guess Eli put his friendship aside for that last game

  • Field Goal? Since when could the Colts hold the Saints to a field Goal?