Jeff George was not bad he just lacked the brain to be a good QB. Tebow cant throw a football. Jeff George could throw a 70 yard pass into a basketball goal and swoosh it every time, He just couldn't handle the a play book more then 2 pages long.
@0EricBryan0 Funny thing is he sucks soooooo bad and that's why his hype is over. There is no god. Religion is a stone age concept. Keep believing myths little boy.
@0EricBryan0 That's not why everyone hates Tebow, Eric. I believe in God and consider myself quite religious, but I hate Tebow because he is a self-righteous douche-bag and a shitty QB.
@0EricBryan0 I'm atheist and I like Tebow. He's not very polished as a passer, but he's a good football player, and a proven winner(not just yet in the NFL). I also see him as a genuine person. His faith in no way bothers me. That's called tolerance.
@0EricBryan0 Tebow is good?? haha Compared to what the waterboy? If depended on Tebow's game play to show me there is a God I would become a atheist. haha There are guys in High School that can play better than that guy. Tebow just has good guys around him that hides his terrible skills.
if you guys like The Onion stuff you should check out Cecil and Pokey. it's clearly inspired by videos like this. Cecil and Pokey Occupy Wallstreet is a good one.
The second they shown the Saints-Colts score, I couldn't even click the pause button from all the laughing, I missed most of the video, almost calmed down till the saints were up a hundred more points in 2 minutes. Literally, I'm typing this 7 minutes after the video and still giggling like an idiot.
A-Rod Announces Plans To Start Child Porn Website Hot Girl Sitting Behind Home Plate Insightful Scout sees something in Player Who Just Hit Home Run Derek Holland says he can die now , Does Tony Romo Shits self in Haunted House Of Course Matthew Stafford Injured Rob Gronkowski Riddled with Herpes Peyton Writes Neck out of Will Ray Lewis Just Urban legend invented to Scare kids DOES ANYONE EVER READ THE SPORTS TICKER !!?! LOL
I love how people like this video despite their lack of knowledge in sports (thanks to the average demographic of The Onion being neckbeards who recently got a job).
"The fact that he did it in his very first horrendous start is what makes it impressive. I didn't think he was that kind of terrible player!" "COME ON DOC! He's a bad flash in the pan! We shouldn't be treating him like he's the all-time worst-greatest!
"I know quality in someone terrible when I see it! I predicted Trent Dilfer would NOT die in a gutter!"
"You're worse than Tebow, shadupp"
"I'm dressed up as you so you just told yourself to shut up."
i love watching the onion. i watch it twice once look at the video and a second time reading the little news comments on the bottom. whoever dose those they should get a raise.
@Sei1863 They're not dull because you can't wrap your head around the concept of athletic competition. Only an imbecile honestly thinks that sports are pointless. You picture me as the kind who was socially awkward in school.
I can wrap my head around it easily, it's not a difficult concept to grasp. I understand it, and I still think it's pointless. Only an imbecile thinks that opinions are so easily reducible.
@Clawdragoons Yet ironically, not being interested in sports is the most common indicator that your child could be gay. It's funny how the human mind works. I read somewhere that there is a correlation between men's love of sports and the aggression part of their brain that provides for their fascination with war.
@bgreen97 Then you probably don't understand about anything they are talking about. It's like me watching a Chinese movie and laughing my ass off even though I can't understand anything that they are saying.
@stiffmeisterful1 Lol. About 6 people on this page say this was one of the best yet, and you're bitching about how the onion isn't funny at all anymore. Ok.
@drumline17 ya its an opinion, dont get ur panties in a bunch. about 30 ppl also said they didnt like it either. the old onion videos are so much better.
@drumline17 just as irrelevent as whos? haha but by what u just said, ur opinion doesnt matter either then..soo i guess the old onion is still funnier..
lmao at the score update. This is hilarious on so many levels.
playstation3gam3r 2 weeks ago
Tim tebow is a good Qb and sometimes he has bad luck but he s still a good qb he can throw the ball very good
rockon54635 2 weeks ago
@rockon54635 As opposed to the other quarterbacks who were good enough to make the NFL but can't throw the ball well?
ehandkz 1 day ago
RIP Melvin the hermit crab and Larry the iguana. :(
24Firestorm24 3 weeks ago
Who Dat doc!
ALEXANDERBELL0 3 weeks ago
Jeff George was not bad he just lacked the brain to be a good QB. Tebow cant throw a football. Jeff George could throw a 70 yard pass into a basketball goal and swoosh it every time, He just couldn't handle the a play book more then 2 pages long.
brian4480 3 weeks ago
"I'm a disgusting inbred mick. I'm gonna die of liver cancer"
"AND YOU'RE GONNA LOOK GREAT DOING IT, KENNY!"
marine5546 3 weeks ago 3
D. Orlovsky
33/112, 41 Yards, 20 INT
GoJays09 4 weeks ago
D. Brown:
73 carries, 44 yards
The Colts wont just give up on the run game lol
LikeYoung 4 weeks ago
WHATS UP WITH ALL OF THE SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS?
ridingrangeley 1 month ago
376 points, 2 minutes later 484 points ROFL
agent007199 1 month ago
2:25 "Seahawks pelted with batteries by bored coaches" LOL
jlkirtland 1 month ago
J. Vilma: 46 Fumbles Recovered, 100 sacks
ROFL!
geniusman16 1 month ago
1:00 Wilhelm Scream!
starofcctv94 1 month ago
D. Brown 73 carries, 44 yards haha
Sessilse 1 month ago
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The funny thing is Tim Tebow is sooo good and everyone won't admit it because they think it's wrong to believe in a God.
0EricBryan0 1 month ago
@0EricBryan0 Funny thing is he sucks soooooo bad and that's why his hype is over. There is no god. Religion is a stone age concept. Keep believing myths little boy.
nyker07 1 month ago
@0EricBryan0 That's not why everyone hates Tebow, Eric. I believe in God and consider myself quite religious, but I hate Tebow because he is a self-righteous douche-bag and a shitty QB.
Tippmannhitman2 1 month ago
@0EricBryan0 I'm atheist and I like Tebow. He's not very polished as a passer, but he's a good football player, and a proven winner(not just yet in the NFL). I also see him as a genuine person. His faith in no way bothers me. That's called tolerance.
tatsujinMasurao 1 month ago
@0EricBryan0 Tebow is good?? haha Compared to what the waterboy? If depended on Tebow's game play to show me there is a God I would become a atheist. haha There are guys in High School that can play better than that guy. Tebow just has good guys around him that hides his terrible skills.
grownman455 1 month ago
lol saints stats were crazy
AsG1989 1 month ago
lol saints-colts. hahahaha
NFLization 1 month ago
"Tony Romo shits self in Haunted House" LMAO!
Zazlimel 1 month ago
@Zazlimel I didn't hear that part. I was distracted laughing at way funnier shit like the saints-colts score. lol
NFLization 1 month ago
Oh shut up your worse than Tebow
NAD559 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
read the bottom things tony romo shit self in haunted house haaha
SuperShoplifter 2 months ago
Honestly, the GOOMF is my favorite part of the onion now.
hoeraufist 2 months ago
this show isn't funny at all..i like the onion though
guitarmatt94 3 months ago
First bad Quarterback to lead a 4th comeback? Look up Terry fucking Bradshaw.
Sabohaque 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheOnion
"boooooo...im a drunk"
BilsonM 3 months ago
Fags
danielzeak 3 months ago
God you people are more annoying than real ESPN analysts and that's an almost impossible feat. Congratulations you obnoxious bastards.
gdub6933 3 months ago
Bottom @ 0:28 "A-Rod announces plants to start child porn website"
AreYouAPedo 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheOnion
...also - tebow rules...!!!
TheYouwontgetit 3 months ago
how do you get almost 25,000 yards on offense and only get 49 tds...? ...that is 500 yards for one td... ...even colts aren't this bad...
TheYouwontgetit 3 months ago
You'd think Colts would replace Orlovsky after those 20 interceptions lol
MrDiscostu32 3 months ago
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Careful what you say about tebow. Jesus is watching
kGmusicpage 3 months ago
"I'm dressed up as you, so you just told yourself to shut up."
"Oh stop that, I know you're not me, but it's still very confusing."
linkingisnonsense 3 months ago
D. Brown: 79 carries, 44 yards
anonymousman555 3 months ago
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if you guys like The Onion stuff you should check out Cecil and Pokey. it's clearly inspired by videos like this. Cecil and Pokey Occupy Wallstreet is a good one.
spidermonkeymike 3 months ago
Tim Tebow becomes first bad QB to win more games than lose.
CheddarBob39 3 months ago
@CheddarBob39 trent dilfer and rex grossman say what
KenFan4life 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheOnion
@CheddarBob39 The Jets got Tebowed.
redmar79 3 months ago
Jeff George just threw his 23rd INT in the Colts/Saints game breaking Brett Farve's personal best
Herv3 4 months ago
Orlovsky with 18 interceptions in the Colts game. Ouch, tough game.
Mineav 4 months ago
Even the ad is funny.
iiBojaNglez 4 months ago
i can't believe i had never seen their videos before... they are great!
joevmm 4 months ago
Ray Lewis just urban legend invented to scare kids! the subs at the bottom are great!
shiningbeans 4 months ago
Broncos curb stomp the raiders. Great day for the Orange and Blue!!!
Thorpe741 4 months ago
@Thorpe741
You act if that's an accomplishment. The Raiders ALWAYS suck.
pinoi78 4 months ago
"I know you're not me but it's still very confusing."
dentoncallander 4 months ago 28
@dentoncallander i lol'd at that part too lol
Acridfusion 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheOnion
alltime worst greatest
AsG1989 4 months ago
Muahahaha, love his wig!
FistyCarrera 4 months ago
Anyone notice the Saints stats lol Brees, Meecham and Vilma going to the HOF after the game hahahahaha!!!!
teetee305mia 4 months ago
"Seahawks pelted with batteries by bored coaches"lol
TheKobeeko 4 months ago
"Seahawks pelted with batteries by bored coaches"
TheKobeeko 4 months ago
Governor of Dunkachusettes!!!
u0455294 4 months ago
Drew Brees- 997/1021 for 18,401 yards and 43 TD. Thats like 800 fantasy points.
TimTebow1522 4 months ago
"Tony romo shits self in haunted house" I liked the video for that reason alone.
killingseason777 4 months ago
LOVE THIS
bodeezy 4 months ago
nick cage, yah why not, i can do it
1stontario 4 months ago
"Boooo, I'm a drunk."
xboxman79 4 months ago
You really can't catch the full meaning of all the jokes if you don't follow sports.
jplosman55 4 months ago
lol why would they go for a two point conversion leading that much haha and the browns and seahawks were executed following the game hahaha!
Superfresh602 4 months ago
I was laughing way harder than I should have when I saw Doc dressed as Kenny. The Onion even knows how to make fun of itself.
TeamPhantombeast97 4 months ago
The second they shown the Saints-Colts score, I couldn't even click the pause button from all the laughing, I missed most of the video, almost calmed down till the saints were up a hundred more points in 2 minutes. Literally, I'm typing this 7 minutes after the video and still giggling like an idiot.
Sabre2JZ 4 months ago
This is getting old... Bring back other shows please...
renumeratedfrog 4 months ago
@renumeratedfrog They do the other shows. You don't have to watch everything they do. I really enjoy these shows.
37Kilroy 4 months ago
"I'm dressed as Bill Billecheck"
LOL
goonodeath 4 months ago 51
lol what's with the wilhelm scream?
keith3d 4 months ago 2
Tim Tebow makes me feel better about having Tony Romo
Dragon45348 4 months ago
1:56 Ray Lewis just urban legend invented to scare kids
tfryinthemorning 4 months ago
"Ray Lewis an urban myth just to scare kids", Peyton Manning for MVP
TheMan750 4 months ago
I liked where Robert Meachem had rushing stats, rather than receiving stats.
Hljott 4 months ago
Im so high and the stats from the colts game is the funniest thing I've ever read.
DarthMrB 4 months ago
"A-Rod announces plans to start child porn website" WTF!?! LMAOOOO!!
victorhd 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheOnion
0:32 Hot Girl Sitting Behind Home Plate
RyanB35 4 months ago
'of course stafford injured' lol.
MyEpicPhone 4 months ago
Aww Kenny's homeless again. GET A CARDBOARD BOX YA LOSER AND GOOMF!!
epayne6 4 months ago
This is like a toned down version of most Sports commentary shows
ChaseRocker 4 months ago
Loving the Wilhelm scream buzzer...
jdebruynviolin 4 months ago
Paused at 2:19 had my howling
MakeWay4TheBoss 4 months ago
this skit has run it's course. Not working anymore
killustrator 4 months ago
@killustrator shut up bruce. also i dont remember asking you peter.
Skyler338 4 months ago
@killustrator Your opinion is wrong.
jussts 4 months ago
@killustrator I disagree.
isveryniceyes 4 months ago
1,021 pass attempts for Bree's lol
Watson067 4 months ago
Grantmeister32 4 months ago
@Grantmeister32 Haha thanks for this, I actually went back and watched the whole thing muted to read the Ticker.
gekkman34 4 months ago
"Ray Lewis just urban legend invented to scare kids"
GSCommander 4 months ago
I have no idea what the hell went on but HELL YEAH!
Physhi 4 months ago
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George Bush faked the moon landing! Spread the word...peacefully.
RDJim 4 months ago
being worse than tebow > tebow
joementum5 4 months ago
"46 Fumbles Recovered, 100 Sacks." Hot damn!
Penpen2crayon 4 months ago
needs more anger
Tomsonx232 4 months ago
manning!!
nygiantsfromcali 4 months ago
i want drew brees for fantasy now haha
TheMuffinMasta 4 months ago
"I know you're not me, but it's still very confusing" HAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!
GamingRedux 4 months ago
Drew Brees threw over 3000 yards, in just the 2 1/2 min video...
sudsbear54 4 months ago
7-484....
lol
TheDrum808 4 months ago
"NFL quarterbacks shouldn't have friendships"
LOL
Sei1863 4 months ago
These are so awesome.
Vajapocalypse 4 months ago
I turn down my volume every time I watch these
FruitySCB 4 months ago
Eli is married
Gerome63120m3 4 months ago
These guys are hilarious. They're so authentic.
Buzz0Killington 4 months ago
bill belachik how do i reach these children!
spidermanfan112 4 months ago
It's true, Tim Tebow's not that good
IDannyIBeats 4 months ago
" boooooo I'm an alcoholic"
daymyth 4 months ago
Liking the Wilhelm scream.
Anonymesse 4 months ago
lol Ray Lewis urban legend
AjaxFerrariLeafs 4 months ago
In order for this skit to work -- they have to keep up with the NFL season. Week 7 was so last week already.
KyuuA4 4 months ago
THESE GUYS ARE THE BEST
culwin 4 months ago
I love how people like this video despite their lack of knowledge in sports (thanks to the average demographic of The Onion being neckbeards who recently got a job).
...And I'm no different.
UNlicensedPROBova 4 months ago
dressing up as white people is not cool.
we are a race, not a costume. ;D
happosai27 4 months ago in playlist Weitere Videos von TheOnion
really a Tim Tebow discussion? Come on onion, don't stoop to ESPN's level
AC3FACE 4 months ago
AMAZING
Slapppppp 4 months ago
"The fact that he did it in his very first horrendous start is what makes it impressive. I didn't think he was that kind of terrible player!" "COME ON DOC! He's a bad flash in the pan! We shouldn't be treating him like he's the all-time worst-greatest!
"I know quality in someone terrible when I see it! I predicted Trent Dilfer would NOT die in a gutter!"
"You're worse than Tebow, shadupp"
"I'm dressed up as you so you just told yourself to shut up."
Funniest back and forth ever haha
XgokkunX 4 months ago 12
Why would you watch a satire piece on sports if you know nothing about sports to begin with?
NotIkeman 4 months ago
@NotIkeman Because The Onion's writing is sufficiently brilliant enough to make the jokes hilarious even for non-sports fans like myself.
And if you are a sports fan? They're even FUNNIER.
TheBrianJ 4 months ago
I have NO idea what they are talking about.
niiidar 4 months ago
Name: Blake Griffin
Address street 'Ball Court
mat2000100 4 months ago
lololol 396-7 Saints beating colts haha
ShadowDog415 4 months ago
i love watching the onion. i watch it twice once look at the video and a second time reading the little news comments on the bottom. whoever dose those they should get a raise.
TonPappa 4 months ago 2
Flag wavers
WATSONMUTH 4 months ago
Robert Meachem isn't a running back...
Ironb3rry 4 months ago
Spelled 'somewhere' wrong at 2:20 haha
kamimari36 4 months ago 13
I hate sports but I really love these guys
bgreen97 4 months ago 130
@bgreen97 how can you appreciate any of the jokes if you hate sports?
JDev82 4 months ago
hipster trash
JDev82 4 months ago
@bgreen97 how could u hate sports?
hestermanfan 4 months ago
@bgreen97 hate sports????? how can somebody hates sports
arnihockey 4 months ago
@arnihockey because they're dull and pointless.
Sei1863 4 months ago
@Sei1863 They're not dull because you can't wrap your head around the concept of athletic competition. Only an imbecile honestly thinks that sports are pointless. You picture me as the kind who was socially awkward in school.
Zapzap09 4 months ago
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Sei1863 4 months ago
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I can wrap my head around it easily, it's not a difficult concept to grasp. I understand it, and I still think it's pointless. Only an imbecile thinks that opinions are so easily reducible.
Sei1863 4 months ago
@Zapzap09 Sports: Where a bunch of hairy guys in colorful outfits run around, get sweaty, and then get into physical contact with each other.
I'd probably enjoy it more if I was a fan of gay porn.
Clawdragoons 4 months ago
@Clawdragoons Yet ironically, not being interested in sports is the most common indicator that your child could be gay. It's funny how the human mind works. I read somewhere that there is a correlation between men's love of sports and the aggression part of their brain that provides for their fascination with war.
u0455294 4 months ago
@u0455294 I'd be interested in seeing those statistics.
Clawdragoons 4 months ago
@Sei1863 Approximately 13 billion soccer fans disagree with you.
FakeUserNameHere 4 months ago
@FakeUserNameHere There aren't even 13 billion people on Earth.
superspanks 4 months ago 16
@superspanks Like the Colts - Saints score in this video, I was making an obviously exaggerator y joke. Try to keep up.
FakeUserNameHere 4 months ago
@superspanks there r 7 billion
animalcop55 4 months ago
@FakeUserNameHere fuuuuuckin moron...
Fanatic2020 4 months ago
@bgreen97 are you a girl??
leedaomillz 4 months ago
@leedaomillz Nope, are you? If so please have sex with me
bgreen97 4 months ago
@bgreen97 I'm a plant, problem?
leedaomillz 4 months ago
@leedaomillz no, i can work with that
bgreen97 4 months ago
@bgreen97 but sports are dank
Mastodon1432 4 months ago
@bgreen97 Then you probably don't understand about anything they are talking about. It's like me watching a Chinese movie and laughing my ass off even though I can't understand anything that they are saying.
GSCommander 4 months ago
@bgreen97 i hate you... sports is amazing but yes thy are hilarious
empty1388 4 months ago
There are too many jokes at once! I have to pause to read the ticker, the screen and then re-listen to the audio! Its a good thing though :)
pbfrank13 4 months ago 2
484-7 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
jshaw6600 4 months ago
I LOVE THIS SEGMENT!
boosted28 4 months ago
Awesome. :)
Deadmansparty2002 4 months ago
this is a really bad uhm... segment?
and generally i like it
daddyleon 4 months ago
Did anyone check the math lol
jsunflyguy 4 months ago
Sharing on Facebook, fabulous.
rscottwhite 4 months ago
a black guy with blond hair, thats hilarious! lol
shafta99 4 months ago
these arnt funny at all anymore
stiffmeisterful1 4 months ago
@stiffmeisterful1 Lol. About 6 people on this page say this was one of the best yet, and you're bitching about how the onion isn't funny at all anymore. Ok.
drumline17 4 months ago
@drumline17 ya its an opinion, dont get ur panties in a bunch. about 30 ppl also said they didnt like it either. the old onion videos are so much better.
stiffmeisterful1 4 months ago
@stiffmeisterful1 So your opinion is just as irrelevent. Onion is better now than it was before. Goodbye
drumline17 4 months ago
@drumline17 just as irrelevent as whos? haha but by what u just said, ur opinion doesnt matter either then..soo i guess the old onion is still funnier..
stiffmeisterful1 4 months ago
@stiffmeisterful1 Are you trying to be stupid?
drumline17 4 months ago
@drumline17 haha all im doing is saying the same thing u are saying. u must be noticing the stupidity in ur own words.
stiffmeisterful1 4 months ago
@stiffmeisterful1 You don't even understand what I'm saying...this is sad
drumline17 4 months ago
@drumline17 i know exactly what ur saying. the sad part is that u realize u are wrong :( and now ur trying to argue about something else :(
stiffmeisterful1 4 months ago
This is actually growing on me...
Bibliomaniac15 4 months ago
lol "Ray Lewis just Urban Legend invented to scare kids" at 1:55
TheKenTerry 4 months ago 3
NO! SERIOUSLY! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
TheKenTerry 4 months ago
These are the best skits, don't stop haha. Jesus Christ I can't take how funny these are.
TheKenTerry 4 months ago
these are great, only reason i'm still subscribed to the onion!
RunningP123456 4 months ago
I guess Eli put his friendship aside for that last game
MrROFLman22 4 months ago
Field Goal? Since when could the Colts hold the Saints to a field Goal?
Zzyyxxyyxx 4 months ago 62