Hot Tips

[et35ful]

possibly one of my favorite videos of all time :)

[BenFranklinIsSexy]

I watch this every time I'm feeling blue.

[DamonThomas21]

The best video I have ever seen. Thank you. I'm appreciative.

[KateReadsBooks]

blocked for spam

[butmunch34]

I've never known until today at least AS much but you are fricken hilarious!

[odetothepillow]

This video has been getting me through the past few days. I love you, Kate. xo

[Amandinedinedine]

OMG You are totally awesome and adorable, you're not adam but that's okay. hot oranges yeah.

[WillzWatching]

I'm getting my cheque book out right now to sign up for your future dating seminar.

Day 1: Perfecting being awesome.  (finger pointing lessons)

Day 2: Being Adorably adorable. (Korey from 5awesomegays will guest lecture).

Day 3: Murdering Adam and wearing his skin.

:D

[Balizm7]

I love you Kate. This was awesome AND adorable.

[jld2006]

this is my favorite video of all time.

[nicholasweekend]

the jesus picture is what does it for me. hahahahahaha.

[ambivalentlyunsure]

NOTE TO SELF: Don't be an asshole.

I think I got everything. ;p

[whatwasjimthinking]

OH mam, is that a typewriter on your fridge in the background? That's fucking awesome.

[rcajane]

i live my life according to these hot tips

[neroxart]

I think I´m gonna watch that video every day by now. Thank you, even if you made it about 5 months ago..and I´m not one of the peeps, that you actually like/love, I feel a bit better, so thank you !

[aimeejod]

i thoroughly enjoyed this little clip. i hope you had a great day too! you are so cool.

[juliaraemedina]

your wisdom has changed my life kate. i am eternally grateful.

[flippinsweet17]

im so awesome for the holidays i told all of my friends "you present is me, actually hanging out with you guys"

they love me

i love me

i love everyone

EXCEPT FOR JERKS

[ArtGeek81]

Kate, I tried. I had a plan tonight. I was gonna go out and be fakin awesome. I can't do it. It's like a performance for me. I just want to be adorable. That's what I am. Do you think I can just be adorable and someone will notice one day?

[rcajane]

these actually work

i think of this every time i talk to a hot girl

[PariahOlympics]

...and you know what you're awesome too Kate...I'm just sayin'

:> luv ya...keep the vids comin', luv em too

[KyleSingletary]

laugh out loud (see i didnt do it! :D)

that jesus picture is epic

[drazil571]

JESUS XD

[urahararocking]

Jesus!

[dustyb58]

so i had planned to comment on how i love when you laugh at your own jokes, but then i saw a billion other comments about your laugh, and i feel unoriginal. so....  i have nothing more to say.

[TheInvisibleSandwich]

You are 2 of the "A"-s!:)

[SweetSweetRebel]

I love your laugh.

[johnlysenko]

i probably love you too

[SweetSweetRebel]

Kate, you're adorable.

[carpeofthediem]

I want your jacket! And I love you :)

[cantfindanamegrr]

aw i love your laugh :))

[LdRfilmz]

you are the awsomenest awsome of awsomeness

[shigh10]

i love you

seriously, love

[starshinemom]

I think I pissed myself from laughing so hard. You kick mucho ass.

[unrealnews]

oh man.  This made me want to cry. I fall so short of the mark. I need to fucking get some katethink in me.

[heartunglued]

!

I just noticed you have a typewriter hanging upside down behind you.

[Hannoria]

you are awesome!

[stalkher]

this was inspirational! thank you!

[asirealise]

Kate the way you said . . . AIND I'm Gonna talk to you , you really really sound like . ..

Nigella Lawson ! ? Thats who you sound like .

[treehamallama]

haha i say "im just joshin' " too, i sound like you when i talk to myself too! we share that.

[treehamallama]

lol your awesome.

[babymuffinDotcom]

saw it

agreed wit

love it!!

[healthyaddict]

xD

Oh fun.

[KateReadsBooks]

you are!

[nezoone]

that was brilliant in so many ways.

[KateReadsBooks]

thank you in so many ways!!!

[JustBreath24]

I adore you.

I also agree with the "when in doubt whip it out" policy

[thegreatzalmoxis]

first, I bet Adam isn't that popular with the girls; second, the whip out advice reminds of Seinfeld. But cool video

[katiepot]

Kate, your videos make sunshine shoot out of my face!

[lauranaut]

Sexiest almost looks like sexist.

[killthemsngr]

Ha. I love this. Come to Dallas...seriouslly.

[greyk2]

I love you more.

[K80Blog]

You are a charmer. And a romancer.

[Canoli51505]

not to sound creepy or anything, but i so have a lesbian crush on you. And that Jesus picture in the back ground is classic. "Praise Jebus"

[fancyrants]

1) I love the first still frame of UNITY.

2) I love your voice.

[Momritz]

your laugh is golden

[cgray00]

i love you back... ditto

[tcaruso2]

Thanks for saying that you love me. No one had said that to me today and now I know there are people that love me.

[villageof21sounds]

Where did you get that Jesus Picture? Are you a Mormon or associated with any Mormons?

[StellianoLaPeu]

I facking love you!

[sweetyxpiex3]

yh fer sure love the jesus picture in the background with the volgar language hah its amazing

[anythingsarcastic]

When I see you next weekend and I jump you, just ignore me...I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

[xxXDevLinSXLoVerXxx]

i love you too kate! and i love your laugh! its frickin aweosme!

[MercifulMe]

I got new glasses. They make everything WHOOPEEEE in the middle and waaahwahh in at the end. I cannot urinate without them?

[katiepot]

I feel naked without my glasses too.

O____O

[Andyundergroundz]

Can I just be Andy? than give them a stare down? 'Choke' comes out today.

[wallywalt]

"send yerself choklitZ".... Ta-DA!

[heythere182]

ha ha, right after you told us that you were going to be mending and sewing, you said, "sooo." I thought it was on purpose. ha ha ha. :)

[christinaxcarrot]

you're rather empowering.

better than richard simmons, even.

[martyarts]

Ain't there a little Adam inside of us all? Even Eve was made from his rib.

In the name of the father, the son and holy slimer from ghostbusters: love me, love my dog.

[eightwillwontcannot]

kate, i'm LOVIN' your upper-body. great upper-body.

[zarkane]

That was great advice and a FANTASTIC vid! Thanks!

[jodidia]

Do you do all your light mending with Jesus? And, if no one else has told you today, you're a hip, hip, hip, hip lady. :o)

[TwoLeggedMutton]

Love.

[tfo07]

This video made my day.

Thanks for the boost.

[swimbaby82]

Can I just say this video was fucking ahhhmazing. You're hilarious, in every way. I love you. I really am.

[michaeltalks]

I love you too Kate!

I love Jesus too

[whitefloweret]

The staredown WORKS. Except the people who do it to me already have girlfriends. Your hair looks fab today.

[SlidingTomato]

I will be your special someone :)

[janesmiles]

I ditto all the comments. 'Cept the lame ones. I agree with the cool ones.

This probably *IS* one of the lame ones huh?

I didn't want to say I love you and be like everyone else you know?

[Petitenyc]

I think I'm in love with you<3

[Dog480]

Hey Kate;

Just watched my first vid & I can't even remember who recommended you. You are indeed a strange & wonderful lady; unique & to be treasured. Count me in as a new subscriber :)

[psande38]

katereadsbooks is my hero!

[heathazed]

I wish you´d love me.

[emmmmmmmbo]

you say fuck so much! <3

[ImaPeezaGUM]

I think your quite the charmer!

[bearchay889]

Great advice i like to order from amazon and different places when im drunk and then i forget what i ordered and that i orderd so i think i've gotten something from a secret admirer.I also watched this when i first wokeup this morning i was so out of it i thought jesus was talking in parts glad he wasn't this time.

[donnahell]

I watched your video!  You are Love, Jesus is magic, and I am basking.

[tantalusmcdaddy]

You need a firm spanking......

[nbwulf]

You my friend are THE best... (=

[meagansxfamous]

when in doubt, whip it out..

that's probably the best thing i've ever heard.

i think it might be like the next hakuna matata

i'm using that from now on.

ps youre hilarious.

[iamcoolalot]

i love the picture of jesus that you put back there.

and i'm having a pretty crappy day, but this helped. so thank you!

and i love you. a lot.

[sheetsl]

Christ! You are my therapy.

[nxdxfreek]

This was one of the most powerful pep talks I've ever heard. You just made me so very lonely. Jerk face! No, not really. At least I feel loved. Thanks Kate.

[KateReadsBooks]

Adam Stoncheck gives really great pep talks.

[expl0siveLIGHTS]

i love this because there is a portrait of Jesus in the background, just makes it all the more hilarious !

[angelovly]

Thanks for loving ME...I heart you too! And Jesus....

[ARRORITA316]

FANTASTIC! PATCH

U HAVE SKILLS XD

[ToxicPopsicle]

I thought that said "Sexist" on Adam's picture. That may be true.

I hope someday to be in love with you. That may take some surgical procedures, but it'll be worth it.

[TheStepfordNews]

You crack me up...all that cursing in front of Jesus, and he didn't even care!

[laundrytime4]

i love it.

[awaybutterflyfly]

Great choice of topic!

[Atothenal]

way better then any motivational speaker I have ever heard

CLOUDS '08

[day0walker0emo0pal]

you??

single??

nahhhhhh....

[bradrnd]

you complete me.

[tarapaints]

i love you too kate

*blows kisses your way*

[PrinceSharkyzz]

"Number, last."

Hahahahha, awesome video!

[Bikermom69]

love u kate

[thefrangthang]

upside down typewriter.

anyone? anyone?

[samboothey]

i love u

[oneiblind30]

Love ya too Darlin'

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

great vid ! lol

hey wtf is that thing behind you

on what i think is your fridge..lol

**KISSES**

[nerdfighter4]

I like you because you're not afraid to be you. Stellar advice Kate!! Love when in doubt whip it out!!

[theonlycarlye]

I love you and i love your patch

[astoldbyhannah]

today is the day i fell in love with you.

[nerdfighter4]

man my speaker went out! i cant hear you kate! I am so sad!. better hook up new speakers and come back.

[Bpgreene512]

Will you snuggle with me at southtube? Your vids are funny as hell.

[BilliLovesMargot]

fuck'em!!! fuck'em right in the ear for trying to fuck my shit up! hahaha

[KateReadsBooks]

hell yeah!

[fucksatanism]

If everybody was who they are all the time we would be in exactly the same position that we're in now. What if i'm a dick? Be yourself, don't be yourself MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!

[psychodelicateh]

What position are "we" in?

if you are a dick then be a dick but do it with CONVICTION consistently and know that everybody has free will and they can choose to like you or not.

[fucksatanism]

We're on the planet and FUCK YOU! Just because you're a cunt/douchebag all the time doesn't mean that I should be a dick all the time. Free will is an illusion, FUCK YOU AGAIN!

[psychodelicateh]

great job!

[KateReadsBooks]

No one talks to Tracie like that on my watch.

[KateReadsBooks]

BLOCKED AND FLAYED

[djplazma]

I don't know what to comment about! There's so much AWESOME in that video! The thinly veiled sarcasm of the Jesus picture, the typewriter on the fridge, "Number: Last" and "If no one else told you they loved you today, then I do" with that patented Katie smirk.

Now you need to do a video with "The Three K's"

[NichisStuff]

"You can do better". I think that'll be my mantra of the month :)

[cavenaghkristina]

that was a badass jacket kate, love it.

[sar4000]

i love love love the jesus picture! thats got to be the most amazing blasphemous thing ever! :P

[Octahoney]

I got this. I got THIS!

1. be awesome.

2. be adorable.

3. be adam.

#1, check.

#2, check.

#3, i lack a penis. i am shit outta luck.

[martinw93]

I love your being.

[CapitalFailsUsNow]

"When in doubt, whip it out."

XD

[simonslap]

best video I've seen this week!

I love you too!

and jesus is sexy

[UnityPhreak]

This is some great advice Kate!

[KateReadsBooks]

because i love you.

[cathieprickles]

When you said staring into the center of the sun of sexual POWER, my legs shot straight out under my desk, and my shoes shot off. And then I replayed in my mind lots of hot sexual encounters from my past. Great work, you really added some excitement to my boring day on the computer.

[UnityPhreak]

yeah, thats from only hearing about it!

[KateReadsBooks]

You're gonna need a bucket when you see the actual thing happen.

[jwwetzel]

that anti-aging bull cock really works!

hahahaha is that a typewriter taped to your fridge?!!!!! HAHA

[simonhoopty]

I tell people to be awesome!! like as a goodbye. like "Goodbye, see ya later, and most importantly Be AWESOME!" a lot of the time this is directed at little kids. I mean what else are you gonna tell a little kid. If nothing else to stick in their moldable minds, BE AWESOME! is a great message.

[KateReadsBooks]

Your awesomeness could not possible be awesomer.

[newbsauce11]

How'd you know I was awesome?

I don't tell many people that, but I guess it's a commonly know fact by now.

[ItalianStallionette]

Jesus photo! Awesome. Did you take that photo yourself?

[KateReadsBooks]

Yes, but i had to crop it because he had a huge boner.

[yayzaurs]

this comment made me laugh for 24 minutes and 7.90875123495999 seconds. just thought I'd share

[AntiCliche]

You're hot. Like, attractively.

[KateReadsBooks]

thanks!

[psychodelicateh]

that's a mother fuckin hot jacket!

i miss you, i love you more than ever.

[KateReadsBooks]

my love for you multiplies by 398 each day.

[DavidRayDog]

Love you too Kate!

Thanks for the inspiration!

[JJC1138]

Love this so much.

[JkLmNoPx]

Your'e fucking awesome!!! (:

[Ssource6]

"And they had sex with everyone on earth."

This is one of the many reasons I love you.

Can we snuggle up by a camp fire It sounds like a really nice scene.

[TheSarahJade]

i want your hair :)

[heartvscliche]

Jesus clearly approves of your domestic capabilities. :)

[mrxsleaze]

what happens when whipping it out becomes a hang and dangle?

[XTC7775]

you have stirred the pot...xoxox Staci oh and you made me smile at 5 am ...awesome!

[walrus321]

Those are hot tips! Glad you didn't get into the politics in the start. I love your videos and I appreciate you for who you are. I used to feel naked without my glasses and then I got Lasik. It took my so long to get used to no glasses on my face.

[titalita10003]

i absolutely love you

[Emm0r]

love you too kate!

[dickegly000]

the jesus portrait really enhances the special talk we just shared

[BOJKNAB]

oops, Thought that was a portrait of ADAM!

[CallMeNiner]

I just canceled my order of Chuck Norris self help video tapes.

...and lets face it. You don't love ME. do you? :(

Were you crying near the end?

[Theultimatebride]

Well spotted Niner.

[Theultimatebride]

My comment works on two levels.

And one is SO much funnier than the other.

[CallMeNiner]

I'm laughing on both levels but out loud only on one level.

[BOJKNAB]

Your laughing at both ends,then?

[Theultimatebride]

It's like watching a puppy run head first into a brick wall over, and over, and over again.

[indianaratman]

Well i luv u too

[gunman50cal]

are you high or what??????

[celloPHANe27]

okay, so this video was an ultra awesome way to start the day :)

[FindingMyNiche]

Your comments have been disabled in your past couple videos so I haven't been able to tell you I really like the length of your hair. I like it.

[dougtubeporter]

unload in the face!!! luvs it

[owlphanumeric]

...you have a type-write paper towel holder!!! for that, i love you!

[lemonette]

When giving advice, never forget to include the all-important "don't kick a fresh turd on a hot day".

[KateReadsBooks]

I leave the really valuable advice for you to take care of, as you are the wisest sage in all of youtube.

[whasafauh]

"Unzip... unpack... and unload....hopefully." Goddammit, it doesn't get better than this people. You being just being you is what makes your vids stand out. Keep em coming Kate and we'll keep watching.

[phushiq]

i have the warm fuzzies now.

[StarofAzrael]

"When in doubt, whip it out" oh lord, I love your videos.

[AntidoteAstacia]

aw, i love you panther paws and oatmeal cookies.

[caseydavid2]

Kate,

You're my favorite person on youtube. Watching me makes the hole in my heart complete. My cat, Kitty, says hello. I bet she loves you, too. Oh, and if I had a cell phone, your laugh would be my ringtone.

Your most dedicated stalker,

Casey

[PhaggyPhatPhuck]

Oh my god. What if I don't wear glasses? There will be no stare down. I am wholly inadequate. Thanks for loving me anyway.

[dipsetmuthafucka]

YEAH

Everyone was making out at the bar tonight!!