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  • AHAH man jeff, you shzould work for the radio really haha :D

  • The music fits...SO well at the climax of the story...

  • omg funniest video ever

  • OP will surely deliver.

    Lets wait for now.

  • "dude this is the worst birthday ever"

  • ...until Johnson came out and said, "What's up?" LOL

  • No canada drinks at 19 in n.s and ontario is 18 idk bout the rest

  • --Anti-Spoiler--

  • LOL OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • OMG IM SO HAPPY I DIDNT READ THE COMMENTS FIRST STORY WAS SOOOOO EPIC

  • In Canada can you drink legally at 18?

  • oatside

  • actually...yeah...you're gay.....sorry .... xDDDD

  • Got issues with gay people, Mr Maximus?

  • More stories pahLEEEEEZE

  • thats what a few of my friends call a ''BANGCOCK'' surprise...

  • again an amazing funny story

  • awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwww

    

  • "Happy Trannyday" is what you should text him.

  • we need more of these (stores that is )

  • reading the comments just ruined it for me

  • after 10:40 I was just saying "wait.....nooo....no way...No...NO! NONONO! DONT SAY IT! NO! omfg...

  • u got so many views on storytime u should make more

  • Hahah i'm from Montreal! You probably walked too far east on St-Catherine. Hahahah

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  • you should tell these stories at stand up and comedy clubs!

  • Maximus...Is this a true story?

    If you dont won't every one to know p.pm. me please.

  • Rule #1 If anything meets your criteria of a strip club when your already WASTED. Turn around.

  • when is the next?

  • MORE Story Time With MaximusBlack!!!

  • awwwwwwwwwwwww SOUR !

    rly enjoyed that hahah

  • Nice shared,. thanks

  • at 10:32 i was was like "oh god no!" great one =P

  • I want a new StoryTime :(

  • ste catherines towards the east gets into the gay district, so probably somewhere in that area

  • If that stripper talked to Alex, how come he didn't find out that it was a tranny? I mean trannys still have that manly voice.

  • @TheSimpleFan when you're wasted you do fucked up things! :)

  • Lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololol

  • Poor bastard. You fell right into there trap. You should've decked the guy out front.

  • 15$ a song?..... 10 HOUR NYAN CAT

  • sour about that 240$

  • this was fucking epic

  • lol one of the guys at the bar kinda looks like a worm or a snake

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  • 5 years ago? Did you get your ex-girlfriend there by any chance?

  • Oh my god, the music makes it.

  • From your drawing it looked like you were sat on the floor hugging your knees, that scary?

  • THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA

  • OMFG!!!! I am in tears of laughter right now!!! Hahahahahah!!

  • LOLOLOL love the epic music at the end Haha

  • Sour About That Tranny Lap Dance!

  • @LD777369 sour about that spoiler lol

  • @SpinyStarCraft haha didnt think i would get top comment lol

  • id like to hear a scary story next

  • so curious that the Alex guy is tall like Adam ;3!!

  • Name of the epic tranny song at the end pls? :3

  • Sour about that tranny lapdance! ROFL

  • 8 people are trans.

  • i clicked into this by accident the other day after hearing the story once already, then i bursted out laughing for a good 3minutes after reading the title

    why are you just so funny!?

  • Lol hes talking about Le Gentlemen's Choice and bar downtown! I always get those guys to argue with each other to convince us who has the hotter girls

  • OMFG HE TOUCHED YOUR D DUDE. lol

  • LOL

  • Supersex? Ahaah

  • geeeee geeeeeee!!!!!!!

  • that's what ya call false advertising! epic fucking story dude, i was on the edge of my seat....my girl has got to hear this one,she'll love it! lmfao.....oh alex,ya poor s.o.b.! lol

  • I'm 13.

  • very funny. but also homophobic as fuck... I am disapoint.

  • my first strip experience was in niagra falls...."the sundowner",good times! coming from steel city! hamilton,ontario! what what!

  • My first strip club was in montreal to i lived there for a while i actually got kickef out my first time cause i was 17

  • YOU CANT EVEN WRITE THIS SHIT...

  • Cool story bro.

  • Damn dude. Epic ass story. Holy shit it's beyond words.

  • @CrazeXe hahaha perfect song for this ......RWJJJJ

  • Cool story

  • THAT WAS SO FUNNY

  • dude! i freaking love you know just because you went where i live!

  • Thanks i liked your story and i learnt something that i should be carefull.

  • Fail Man Time

  • HAHAHA!!!! great story!

  • Oat = out?

  • gotta love montreal! my hometown! yeye

  • wtf can't you tell the strippers are MEN. that's some hangover shit

  • that just made my bad day into a great day, : D thanks

  • o and its called sniffers row buddy lol guess why....

  • GO JETS GO

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  • what the hell did your wife say when she saw this video?!?

  • Don't forget to tip your stripper!!!

    

  • I laughed my ass off at the poker face part :P

    ps: Nova Scotia ftw

  • why does he draw the guys with 3 legs ? :)

  • i knew it :D

  • I kind of saw the end coming but still xD

  • WTF ?!?!?!?!? noooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • hahahahahahah the EPIC music starts when the story getS good.

    YOU SIR ARE AWESOME!

  • lol

  • @SmashBrosBrawl I think that might be right

  • 11:55 poker face

  • br

  • ANTI SPOILER PLEASE

  • And out came this wang..... GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    

  • Jeff i think everyone here wants to hear about your first drug experience.

  • 02:10 i would say that strip club is the best, based on how excited he looks

  • who else thinks "Alex" is secretly Adam

  • Well, thanks brodude, earned a de-sub. Homophobe.

  • @GoondocksCastle You're not a homophobe if you don't like other guys touching your dick.

    Damn, some people are just too sensitive. Get off of youtube if you can't handle this kind of stuff.

  • @fandanstan haha lolol hypocrite. TROLL'D

  • @GoondocksCastle How am I a hypocrite?

  • O.M.F.G.

    epic storytelling jeff!

  • Epic music change is epic 

  • Holy lulz

  • John's face:

    O.O

    Alex's face:

    *~*

    My face:

    ^.^

  • YESSSS FOR EPIC MUSIC!!!

  • LOLOLOLOLOL...when u said "ITS TIME"...i thought...ts?no...no...no way,that would be too good...and then u said it nd i ROFLED!!xD :')

  • LOL st catherine is know for hoesss

  • LOOOOL im from Montreal..... st catherines street is prostitute central....

  • such a good story

  • Best story yet

  • Wow XD I love these. Do you have an entertaining first Dance Club experience?

  • 2 people are trenais

  • oh my ahgawd

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHA SO FUCKING GREAT

  • holy fuck i laughed so hard! :D

  • U can tell a good yarn sir... an unfortunatly funny yarn

  • >mfw I spend 60$ on a stripper with a dick to give my buddy a lapdance

    :| pokerface

    -John

  • At 11:19 I was laughing so ungodly fucking hard i couldnt even breathe, I didnt even wanna laugh more cuz i wasnt getting any more air and my stomage was about to commit suicide! xD

  • 2 dislikes are from guys who like gay strip clubs

  • I once spent $400 at a strip bar. Just a buddy and me there.

    Only about 1/3 of that was on the strippers, though >.> <.<

  • Aboot :)

  • the guy said "tonight is a special night"? it's at this point in the story that makes me wonder if it's tranny night.

  • @TheOJDrinker For a 40 minute lapdance, that's about right. Epic music change for the story climax too.

  • Best story to date!!!!

  • i cant resist adding all these to favorites

  • for some reason the part that made me rofl the most is the DJ going. "IT'S TIME!"

  • the video stopped for me when he said "the music turns off" LOL

  • :D I <3 trans people XD

  • My brother told me about his first strip club experience, and I thought that was bad. This is worse. Much... much worse... lol.

  • 10:22 I knew where it was going... OMG hahahahahha

  • dude my friend spent 300 bucks one time..I was so disappointed at him XD

    You should really call all of your important friends in your stories Adam! =D

  • Porsche the stripper? Sounds like you've been enjoying that big brother season.

  • @DoctorThor21 LOL i thought the same thing when he mentioned a stripper named Porsche. I love that show!

  • ....the minute i heard "Its TIME" I immediately thought, this is a dude.

  • YEA MONTREAL 4EVER

  • Face cam

  • omg i laughed so hard. This is pretty epic.

  • IT'S A TRAP

  • GEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO RE

  • no  gggggggggggggggggggggggg

  • "And there it is that massive wang,,,"

    *Metal Gear solid exclamation sound*

    Epicly epic xD Decieving shemales are decieving.

  • mmmm snail trails?

  • poker face john

  • doesn't make him gay unless he was attracted to him...

  • GEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Dt = Dick's tranny

  • OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    That was amazing.

  • yeah yeah you're actually gay..

  • Lol, this came out on my 18th birthday!

  • GEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Sour about that sexy She-male :/

  • O

    M

    G

  • about 30 sec before you got the chill down your spine i said "Oh My GOD, jef is in a gay strip club" from then on i laughed for the duration of the vid

  • This sounds like the hangover 2

  • hahah epic

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  • alex....sour

  • sour 'bout that wang

  • Jeff, i'm loving the way you use MSPaint and the music to give some atmosphere to your stories. I also liked how in the facebook story you said GG after the big reveal. You should incorporate that GG in your stories if it fits.

    Also, i've seen a lot of shows use the Joker theme from the Dark Knight when there's tension or some bad thing is revealed. You should give that soundtrack a look, there are a lot of tracks you could use.

  • GEEE FUCKING GEEEEEE

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  • Shemales - gg no re.

  • Gay people don't like trannies.

  • GeeGee No RE !

  • Enjoy your brownies... xD