Heaven for me would be getting to re-live this part of my life over and over, because me and my friend had such a blast playing this game. Oh, the simple times before things got a tad complicated in the USA. How I long for better days :(
@btm85bubs She looks like she's in her 40s or 50s but that's pretty accurate for the 80s. The bad hair, bad clothes and bad makeup add 20-30 years to everybody if you watch an 80s movie or music video.
Is there anything you can do to let me off?
Well, err, umm, MAYBE...
wufflord 3 months ago
'PRGRMR1'. It appears to be currently registered. Hah! nice programmer joke, never got that before.
Just like Helen from 202 Gyrate Ct.
fredo18ify 6 months ago
helen hots would be 45 now
ourlifetoday 7 months ago
< SUCK ME OFF_
< FEEL BOOBS_
< GET YOUR RAT OUT_
< SIT ON MY FACE AND PEDDLE MY EARS_
c00t999 8 months ago
fuzz butt
twrather 9 months ago
I played this on my dad's computer when I was 6 or 7 years old I think.
kaloftsson 9 months ago
Lytton chicks are easy.
nvc607 10 months ago
Heaven for me would be getting to re-live this part of my life over and over, because me and my friend had such a blast playing this game. Oh, the simple times before things got a tad complicated in the USA. How I long for better days :(
EventuallyWeMerge 1 year ago 4
@EventuallyWeMerge amen.
thousandlegger 1 year ago
1:29 that's a man. I don't care what you say, look at the face. It's a man, baby, it's a man.
Hankola 1 year ago
Man, bikers who run off after you whip out a club? Pussiest bikers ever. Patrick Swayze could trash these guys in a second.
TheHelldragon 1 year ago
i remember playing this game and i still have it.
when she asked me if there is any way out of the ticket i said "Do you suck dick?"
she smiled and said "if that what it takes". lol
trikkerman1 1 year ago
@trikkerman1 LMAO
EventuallyWeMerge 1 year ago
"Guys like you make me want a big dip of snuff! You never give a decent girl a break!" Who speaks like that? A serial character from the 1920s?
beatchef 1 year ago
Helen HOTS. I'm glad I'm not a cop. I"d have been cracking jokes about -that- right then and there.
HotaruZoku 1 year ago
Why do you knock bikes down?
KiethSomataw99 1 year ago
@KiethSomataw99 Because they are fags (*brum-bbrrr-brum-brm-brum-bbrrr-brum-brm), courtesy of South Park Season 13 episode 12
tonious35 1 year ago
FINALLY! A playthrough WITHOUT a "narrator" talking through the whole damn thing! The text is kinda fast, though.
CleansWithRag 1 year ago
I remember 9:10!
mechamind90 2 years ago
Open door. The front door is open.
Didn't you hate that.
rcdanger 2 years ago
you don't have to type "open door". Simply "od" will do
Hairysteed 2 years ago
Being verbally abusive to cops is not a bright idea Mrs Hots. Officer Bonds could easily fine you for that.
Sambucacat 2 years ago
that would be awesome if a real pornstar used the name Helen Hots
junkmailboy1000 2 years ago
I love that there's a black dude with a huge afro outside playing basketball at the jail.
PunchKick311 2 years ago
I've wondered for about 15 years how to get those bikers out of the bar! This game used to frustrate the hell out of me but I loved it.
CasualThinker 2 years ago
This game is old... I keep noticing how the characters' legs look like little stairs when they walk. :)
loneshewolf74 2 years ago
Crank up the speed a notch or two and, to me, they look like a blender
ShallowThoughts 2 years ago
fuk
juba582 2 years ago
i love this game
IMakeMoreMoneyThanYo 3 years ago
F4 to stand and sit
dangeredzky 3 years ago 2
Didn't Art Serabain say "I didn't do anything wrong OCIFER" around 4:30-5:30. I know he did. That made me laugh...OCIFER.
This was a hard game to solve. Easily the hardest of all the early Quest games.
pageybowsolo 3 years ago
Hmm strange he didn't read the rights to the drunk, which is what your suppost to do even if he is drunk!
EternalInfernal012 3 years ago
what did you say to get those bikers to calm down?
clancyg 3 years ago
I think you just need to have the nightstick ready.
OvaltinePatrol 3 years ago
lol I remember I caught my friend whacking off to that chick in the car
DonCorleone87 3 years ago 31
Gotta admit, that's the first time "tits" got my attention
ShallowThoughts 2 years ago
@DonCorleone87 i thought about it, but was too young to know how.
thousandlegger 1 year ago
Ive been to wino willies, hell of a place. hey, no I havent I just played this game about 15 years ago .. my bad
muddwell 3 years ago
I think Helen falsified her driver's license. She looks older than 21. (This game was made in 1987, so 1987 - 1966 = 21.)
btm85bubs 4 years ago
@btm85bubs She looks like she's in her 40s or 50s but that's pretty accurate for the 80s. The bad hair, bad clothes and bad makeup add 20-30 years to everybody if you watch an 80s movie or music video.
beatchef 1 year ago
<grab boob
LeMike 4 years ago
Oh, pushing over all those bikes, very police-like behaviour!
By the way, what would have happened if you spared the woman?
TomSFox 4 years ago
you won't get the maximum score.
rektorgomezhsg 4 years ago
That's it? No death sequence? What a rip-off!
TomSFox 4 years ago
She gives you her number and when you ring her up, you find out she is seargent dooleys wife, and it just like whooops!
EternalInfernal012 3 years ago
I give you 5 stars cause i want the game and nice video
doubled334 4 years ago
DID YOU KNOW THAT
you can just type "o door" and "c door" to open and close doors in this game? Well you can, but I think it only works in PQ1 EGA.
NOW YOU KNOW
matius53 4 years ago
G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
TomSFox 4 years ago
........does Helen look to have a man's face to anyone else?
Spaz342 4 years ago 2
@Spaz342
it does
AndyMcArren1356 1 year ago
aah, helen hots, they should have made posters of her...
stryni 4 years ago