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  • Is there anything you can do to let me off?

    Well, err, umm, MAYBE...

  • 'PRGRMR1'. It appears to be currently registered. Hah! nice programmer joke, never got that before.

    Just like Helen from 202 Gyrate Ct.

  • helen hots would be 45 now

  • < SUCK ME OFF_

    < FEEL BOOBS_

    < GET YOUR RAT OUT_

    < SIT ON MY FACE AND PEDDLE MY EARS_

  • fuzz butt

  • I played this on my dad's computer when I was 6 or 7 years old I think.

  • Lytton chicks are easy.

  • Heaven for me would be getting to re-live this part of my life over and over, because me and my friend had such a blast playing this game. Oh, the simple times before things got a tad complicated in the USA. How I long for better days :(

  • 1:29 that's a man. I don't care what you say, look at the face. It's a man, baby, it's a man.

  • Man, bikers who run off after you whip out a club? Pussiest bikers ever. Patrick Swayze could trash these guys in a second.

  • i remember playing this game and i still have it.

    when she asked me if there is any way out of the ticket i said "Do you suck dick?"

    she smiled and said "if that what it takes". lol

  • @trikkerman1 LMAO

  • "Guys like you make me want a big dip of snuff! You never give a decent girl a break!" Who speaks like that? A serial character from the 1920s?

  • Helen HOTS. I'm glad I'm not a cop. I"d have been cracking jokes about -that- right then and there.

  • Why do you knock bikes down?

  • @KiethSomataw99 Because they are fags (*brum-bbrrr-brum-brm-brum-bbr­rr-brum-brm), courtesy of South Park Season 13 episode 12

  • FINALLY! A playthrough WITHOUT a "narrator" talking through the whole damn thing! The text is kinda fast, though.

  • I remember 9:10!

  • Open door. The front door is open.

    Didn't you hate that.

  • you don't have to type "open door". Simply "od" will do

  • Being verbally abusive to cops is not a bright idea Mrs Hots. Officer Bonds could easily fine you for that.

  • that would be awesome if a real pornstar used the name Helen Hots

  • I love that there's a black dude with a huge afro outside playing basketball at the jail.

  • I've wondered for about 15 years how to get those bikers out of the bar! This game used to frustrate the hell out of me but I loved it.

  • This game is old... I keep noticing how the characters' legs look like little stairs when they walk. :)

  • Crank up the speed a notch or two and, to me, they look like a blender

  • fuk

  • i love this game

  • F4 to stand and sit

  • Didn't Art Serabain say "I didn't do anything wrong OCIFER" around 4:30-5:30. I know he did. That made me laugh...OCIFER.

    This was a hard game to solve. Easily the hardest of all the early Quest games.

  • Hmm strange he didn't read the rights to the drunk, which is what your suppost to do even if he is drunk!

  • what did you say to get those bikers to calm down?

  • I think you just need to have the nightstick ready.

  • lol I remember I caught my friend whacking off to that chick in the car

  • Gotta admit, that's the first time "tits" got my attention

  • @DonCorleone87 i thought about it, but was too young to know how.

  • Ive been to wino willies, hell of a place. hey, no I havent I just played this game about 15 years ago .. my bad

  • I think Helen falsified her driver's license. She looks older than 21. (This game was made in 1987, so 1987 - 1966 = 21.)

  • @btm85bubs She looks like she's in her 40s or 50s but that's pretty accurate for the 80s. The bad hair, bad clothes and bad makeup add 20-30 years to everybody if you watch an 80s movie or music video.

  • <grab boob

  • Oh, pushing over all those bikes, very police-like behaviour!

    By the way, what would have happened if you spared the woman?

  • you won't get the maximum score.

  • That's it? No death sequence? What a rip-off!

  • She gives you her number and when you ring her up, you find out she is seargent dooleys wife, and it just like whooops!

  • I give you 5 stars cause i want the game and nice video

  • DID YOU KNOW THAT

    you can just type "o door" and "c door" to open and close doors in this game? Well you can, but I think it only works in PQ1 EGA.

    NOW YOU KNOW

  • G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!

  • ........does Helen look to have a man's face to anyone else?

  • @Spaz342

    it does

  • aah, helen hots, they should have made posters of her...

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