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  • Jeff: Chihuahua on a stick!

    Me: I think Jose will get jealous!

  • The leash then began to chase the chihuahua!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!! My god I love you jeff dunham!!

  • You've got to belive in the magic otherwise it's not very funny! :D

  • @MrNukedDuck that is so true...

  • 5 people were peed on by Rusty!

  • wish i had a dog that would pee on my mom when WE argued....

  • "...quickly and on purpose...dropped the leash. the dog stopped, she heard a new noise."

    i did that to my dog once. when it hit his ass, he looked at me like, "seriously?"

  • he is so freaking awesome! <3

  • well i guess 5 people is haunting Walter's house.....

  • RUSTY MY MAN!!!!! LMFAO!!!

  • OMG! I CAN'T FREAKIN BREATH!!!!!

  • @Pyrofusion15 it's a great yet painful feeling isn't it

  • ok i want kenna to be my daughter

  • "I'm trying to make her heal automatically." I love his voice for her!

    What is this twisted little child going to do? So in the middle of the walk she pressed the botton and quickly and on purpose dropped the leash. The leash then began to chase the dog!

    My wife and my two oldest girls, AHHH Kenna and I are rolling on the lawn.

  • kenna rocks i'd bee her friend

  • Yeah what happens in D.C. stays on Youtube!

    Very true

  • the best 10 minutes of my life!

  • reminds me of my dad a lot

  • I hope rusty is still a "stud" cuz i want a little rusty!

  • Go Kenna :)

  • That's furnny

  • i wish i had a dog like rusty-only for my sister ;)

  • How can he keep a straight face???

  • @cutieface567

    lots of practice lol

  • Does Walter remind anybody of Red from That '70s Show

  • @LittleJoker007 ROFLMAO!!!

  • You can hear the character's vioces:

    "...now would be a good time to panickuhhh..." - Achmed.

    "...she took off like a frickin' bullet..." / "...where's the video camera?!" - Walter.

  • go rusty!!!!

  • "he will wake up at 3 or 4 i the morning and pee, on my wife" so funny

  • rusty my man.... :D

  • @crazyozzy30 u and kenna arnt the only ones with a twisted sense of humor, I think I might have blacked out a bit with the leash part from laughing too hard

  • When I was listening to the leash story I laughed so hard I literally ran out of air

    and i wished that i was there for all of the moments (chihuahua and the stick, rusty and bed pissing and the leash) ... LMAO

  • 'the leash then began to chase the Chiwawa..." anyone else hear him channeling Bill Cosby there?

  • i love 4:26 to 7:08!!BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!MUAHA­HAHHAHHAH!!!!!Ihave a twisted sense of humore alike kenna!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • oprah?

  • we're on youtube... what happened?

  • After u watch this 20 times u just smile

  • i have punted a chiwawa after it bit me while i was walking my fully grown German Shepard. it landed on my neighbors roof

  • @SlurpeeJones so? He does that once jeez

  • 4:26 to 4:37

    Uh huh, sure you don't Jeff. :P

  • Wow this is funny ha

  • im freaking canadian and i still love this.

  • @zetagundam12 Whats that suppost to mean! You saying most Canadians have no sence of humour? Cause if so thats no cool.

  • He looks kind of drunk. Am I the only one that thinks this every time they see this part?

  • 4 dislikes? WTF ARE U F*****G THINKING. You're either a woman complaining about the first bit or just a plain f*****g asshole

  • chiwawa on the steak

    HHAHAHAHA

  • sunday is going to be a good night for this to come on. jeff dunham is great and i would get a kick out of going to toysrus with him listen to him throw his voice with barbies and gijoes among other toys.

  • i hate chiwawaws but aww poor thing

    

  • love it how he says " the leash then began to chase the chihuahua ! xD

  • lol didnt know oprah was a man

  • the people who dislike jeff dunham are nuts and need to go get their heads check because jeff dunham is a comedy GENIUS!!!! You have to be crazy to dislike his act. when i first watch this i was almost breathless from too much laughter. 4 youtube views of the whole show later, still can`t get enough. genna go see him when he comes to Worcester! yah!!!!!!!! can`t wait!!

  • ''it's a rat oh it's your dog'' funny

  • 5:47-6:37 I'm still laughing because of this!

  • @100Yates i know jeff is awsome Kenna and i were rolling on the lawn

  • 5:45 "The leash then began to chase the chihuahua"

    Great line, but kinda sounds like Bill Cosby when he says it

  • @BlackFalcon269 you say that like its a bad thing, Cosby is awesome :)

  • @BlackFalcon269 I kind of think that was his goal.

  • Hmm rusty mustve pissed on the 4 ppl who aint like this

  • Jeff-"Did you go to the White House?"

    Walter-"Oh yeah."

    Jeff-"That's where the most powerful man in the free world lives."

    Walter-"Oprah."

    LOL

  • RUSTY MY MAN

    =)

  • you can see his mouth move at 9:22

  • I love chihuahuas,I think their so cute 

  • That's funny shit right there:)

  • omg your youngest daughter sounds amazing :) haha. i seriously can't stop laughing at everything you say about the chihuahua, mostly because i really don't like chihuahuas. =]

  • they will neeever catch me, lol!

  • Can I have Rusty? Cause whenever I get angry at my mom and then I go to sleep I just HOPE he goes to my moms room and pee on her. Boy, I would laugh so hard.

  • we have the same name for our dog

    XXXX

  • i laugh every time he talks about the chihuahua and the leash

  • thumbs up for the chihuahua on a stick

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  • There's one bit Jeff does with Walter, not in this show, but Walter is talking about his sex life.

    "The only sex life we have is when my Wife goes "Screw You!" and I go "Bite Me!"

    Anyone know which show that was from?

  • @JustinBlottin "Arguing With Myself" :)

  • @JustinBlottin it's from Arguing with Myself. but the line is "you know what oral sex is with us?"  Jeff: What?

    Walter: She says "screw you" and I say "Bite me"

  • 8:41

    So true

  • his 9-year-old daughter is EVIL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • i hope he doesnt teach bill to do that....... hahaha

  • walters right on one thing, what happens in DC stays on youtube, in other words, this is one of the only things that happened in DC

  • @gigaguy200 What about when Bush was assassinated by a shoe?

  • @FrederickVirus that happened in iraq, didn't it?

  • "what happens in DC stays on youtube."

    lol and here we are =)

  • @Patches0693 that's what i was going 2 type

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  • Walter sounds older in Jeff's older performances!! He sounds like Peanut!! But I still love him!

  • i dont know how you can be best friends with someone who's the same size as your poop

  • It is amazing quality, even in 360p.

  • 3 people got chased by a leash

  • I always forget its jeff doing the voices, the sound just amazing :P

  • I think my house is haunted...

    why?

    my wife lives there.

  • AMAZING QUALITY!

  • Tht is true

  • warning: do not eat or drink while watching this...you will choke from laughter XD

  • 3 people got robbed in DC and got put on youtube

  • Rusty my MAAAN! Lmao XD

  • to the 3 people how disliked this video. go f**k your self

  • lol I've never noticed that Walter had nosehair. 0_o Well, I guess that's because most of the Jeff Dunham videos here on YouTube have horrible quality...but not these. =P

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  • What happens in DC stays on youtube LoL :D

  • "im not kidding its the greatest thing ever! i have the satifaction that if i go to bed angry with my wife its gonna be taken care of" XD (was repeating what he said)

  • the leash began to chase the chihuahua

  • xD i must meet this devious little girl! xD

  • "The chiwawa stopped, she heard a noise. She looked back, HERE COMES THE LEASH!!!!! This little idiot dog actually was smart enough that thus would be a good time to panic" CLASSIC yet real!

  • There is something wrong with 3 people.

  • the leash was slightly faster

  • Omg "rusty will piss on here later" and now I wet myself with laughter!

  • Like Jeff's Younger daughter did(she rocks!!!!)

  • walter was right what happens in DC stays on youtube

  • @ravenbloodfang yep UR right lol

  • i almost had a bitch on a stick

    ....but them my mom walked in

  • I think he's funnier without the puppets. And that's saying a lot, considering he's freaking hilarious with them.

  • "what happens in DC stays on youtube" XD the funny thing is its true

  • The leash was slightly faster. Classic

  • @captainspokta that's my favorite part

  • 2 Fucking haters hate this video...... *changes gun* Ohh well looks like they will be having a "vacation"  ...... any one wanna join me?

  • @ShadowTiger979 *swings twin swords* I'm with you, all the way.

  • @ShadowTiger979 can I help? (I wonder haters look when you light them on fire...)

  • @lazynub5

    Of Corse You Can! *Gives you a Flamethrower* ...... * Gets 2 chainsaws , and other Hurtfull crap to kill the haters* :D

  • Lmfao!!! XD I'm exactly like Kenna. That was hilarious.

  • he is so funny i watched his video about 50 times and i still laugh when i see it!!!!

  • It makes me so mad when the video keeps buffering, doing that loading thing with the lights going around in a circle, and it does it every 5 minutes. I dont want wait the whole video, uggggh.

  • WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY STEEKH????!!!!

  • LOL look straight down and slowly step back rusty will piss on her later

  • What happens in DC stays on Youtube. Correct.

  • @sweetescape298 happens all the time

  • Chihuahua on a stick-ooh, sounds like Mexican food!

  • I get screwed on my taxes every year, so it's fun to come visit the source! 

  • Lol the leash chasing the dog! I almost killed myself laughing at that part!! XD

  • chiuhaha on a stick that could be jose's pet

  • "i don't know how you can be best friends with something the size of her poop"

    me neither!

  • that was funny

  • it is slow for me

  • Haha at 7:20 i was like yeesss finalllyyy

  • Whats happens in DC stays on YouTube. lol

  • @sweetescape298 Rofl cakes

  • omg the leash chasing the chuwawa thing is funny as hell i could not stop laughing

  • RUSTY MY MAN XD

  • dsfgdssssssssss

  • jose wouldve had a pet~

  • Jeff: Have you been to the white house?

    Walter: yah.

    Jeff: that is where the most powerful man in the free world lives

    Walter: Oprah?

    LOL

  • What happen in D.C.

    Stays on Youtube

    ROTFLOL XD

  • i dont know how you can be friends with someone whos the same size as your poop

  • @dramachick2223 i know that suxs

  • what happens in dc stays on youtube

    lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

  • That is one twisted little girl... She reminds me of myself at that age >:D

  • Walter's awesome!!!!! XD

  • walter: i don't want to go home i think my house is haunted

    jeff: why not

    walter: i think my house is haunted

    jeff: why is that

    walter: cause my wife is there

    lol

  • 9:22

    I'm wondering why Oprah hasn't sued him yet for that comment.

    =) Oh well--Still frickin funny, right?

  • You know how many people must've flicked off the IRS building immediately after that? Jeff, you are an inspiration!

  • what happens in dc stays on youtube soooo true! lmao

  • "Oh Yeah--What happens in D.C. stays on YOUTUBE."

    XD That's even funnier now because it IS on YouTube. XD

  • i soo wana meet kenna

  • i would like to meet kenna as well

  • cool vid. the only problem is that at 9:23, you can TOTALLY see his lips move. other than that its funny.

  • i didnt notice that until I read your post =))

  • Lol i'd like to meet Kenna

  • 6:42 Kenna and I are rolling on the lawn lmao.

    His facial expression at that moment was ironic haha

  • i would just want to meet him

  • Why is he funnier to me when he doesn't have the puppets? >.>

  • cuz u dont expect that he would be funny by himself?

  • he should do just stand up

  • IT"S A RATno it's a dog

  • what happens in DC stays on youtube lmao

  • and this being on youtube proves that theory

  • 3:20 --- immense

    and "a chihuahua on a stick" --- sooo funny

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  • rofllmao

  • jeff dunham and puppets funniest