"I'm trying to make her heal automatically." I love his voice for her!
What is this twisted little child going to do? So in the middle of the walk she pressed the botton and quickly and on purpose dropped the leash. The leash then began to chase the dog!
My wife and my two oldest girls, AHHH Kenna and I are rolling on the lawn.
@crazyozzy30 u and kenna arnt the only ones with a twisted sense of humor, I think I might have blacked out a bit with the leash part from laughing too hard
sunday is going to be a good night for this to come on. jeff dunham is great and i would get a kick out of going to toysrus with him listen to him throw his voice with barbies and gijoes among other toys.
the people who dislike jeff dunham are nuts and need to go get their heads check because jeff dunham is a comedy GENIUS!!!! You have to be crazy to dislike his act. when i first watch this i was almost breathless from too much laughter. 4 youtube views of the whole show later, still can`t get enough. genna go see him when he comes to Worcester! yah!!!!!!!! can`t wait!!
omg your youngest daughter sounds amazing :) haha. i seriously can't stop laughing at everything you say about the chihuahua, mostly because i really don't like chihuahuas. =]
Can I have Rusty? Cause whenever I get angry at my mom and then I go to sleep I just HOPE he goes to my moms room and pee on her. Boy, I would laugh so hard.
lol I've never noticed that Walter had nosehair. 0_o Well, I guess that's because most of the Jeff Dunham videos here on YouTube have horrible quality...but not these. =P
"im not kidding its the greatest thing ever! i have the satifaction that if i go to bed angry with my wife its gonna be taken care of" XD (was repeating what he said)
"The chiwawa stopped, she heard a noise. She looked back, HERE COMES THE LEASH!!!!! This little idiot dog actually was smart enough that thus would be a good time to panic" CLASSIC yet real!
It makes me so mad when the video keeps buffering, doing that loading thing with the lights going around in a circle, and it does it every 5 minutes. I dont want wait the whole video, uggggh.
Jeff: Chihuahua on a stick!
Me: I think Jose will get jealous!
kisshulover158 1 month ago
The leash then began to chase the chihuahua!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!! My god I love you jeff dunham!!
tomfeltonsgirl11 1 month ago
You've got to belive in the magic otherwise it's not very funny! :D
MrNukedDuck 1 month ago
@MrNukedDuck that is so true...
aqua1795 1 month ago
5 people were peed on by Rusty!
JiroIsAwsome 1 month ago
wish i had a dog that would pee on my mom when WE argued....
insanelaughterchick2 1 month ago in playlist Movies
"...quickly and on purpose...dropped the leash. the dog stopped, she heard a new noise."
i did that to my dog once. when it hit his ass, he looked at me like, "seriously?"
insanelaughterchick2 1 month ago 3
he is so freaking awesome! <3
H3nNyU 2 months ago
well i guess 5 people is haunting Walter's house.....
canadiensfan2010 2 months ago
RUSTY MY MAN!!!!! LMFAO!!!
XBUNNYLORDXXX 2 months ago 2
OMG! I CAN'T FREAKIN BREATH!!!!!
Pyrofusion15 2 months ago 2
@Pyrofusion15 it's a great yet painful feeling isn't it
liger117master 2 months ago
ok i want kenna to be my daughter
liger117master 2 months ago
"I'm trying to make her heal automatically." I love his voice for her!
What is this twisted little child going to do? So in the middle of the walk she pressed the botton and quickly and on purpose dropped the leash. The leash then began to chase the dog!
My wife and my two oldest girls, AHHH Kenna and I are rolling on the lawn.
weinmj 2 months ago 2
kenna rocks i'd bee her friend
iroxpie 2 months ago 6
Yeah what happens in D.C. stays on Youtube!
Very true
Gigi080598 2 months ago
the best 10 minutes of my life!
lvl80orchunter 2 months ago
reminds me of my dad a lot
Selene19861 2 months ago
I hope rusty is still a "stud" cuz i want a little rusty!
Bucketwashere 2 months ago
Go Kenna :)
xXHaleyXx190 3 months ago 2
That's furnny
supercoolthomasj 3 months ago
i wish i had a dog like rusty-only for my sister ;)
SammyMocha05 3 months ago
How can he keep a straight face???
cutieface567 3 months ago 3
@cutieface567
lots of practice lol
VulgarIniquities 3 months ago
Does Walter remind anybody of Red from That '70s Show
LittleJoker007 3 months ago 5
@LittleJoker007 ROFLMAO!!!
MickeyLS 2 months ago
You can hear the character's vioces:
"...now would be a good time to panickuhhh..." - Achmed.
"...she took off like a frickin' bullet..." / "...where's the video camera?!" - Walter.
DeeWhyH 3 months ago in playlist More videos from tysonmouland1357 2
go rusty!!!!
tatiolover 3 months ago
"he will wake up at 3 or 4 i the morning and pee, on my wife" so funny
tatiolover 3 months ago
rusty my man.... :D
aqua1795 3 months ago
@crazyozzy30 u and kenna arnt the only ones with a twisted sense of humor, I think I might have blacked out a bit with the leash part from laughing too hard
morsmanal 3 months ago
When I was listening to the leash story I laughed so hard I literally ran out of air
and i wished that i was there for all of the moments (chihuahua and the stick, rusty and bed pissing and the leash) ... LMAO
MrsDevil4Ever 3 months ago
'the leash then began to chase the Chiwawa..." anyone else hear him channeling Bill Cosby there?
Phasmaful 4 months ago 3
i love 4:26 to 7:08!!BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!MUAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!Ihave a twisted sense of humore alike kenna!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
crazyozzy30 4 months ago
oprah?
TheDarktornado 4 months ago
we're on youtube... what happened?
arcadepod100 4 months ago
After u watch this 20 times u just smile
Wavedemonful 4 months ago
i have punted a chiwawa after it bit me while i was walking my fully grown German Shepard. it landed on my neighbors roof
jordan177963 4 months ago in playlist More videos from tysonmouland1357
@SlurpeeJones so? He does that once jeez
Wavedemonful 4 months ago
4:26 to 4:37
Uh huh, sure you don't Jeff. :P
Sargotha 4 months ago
Wow this is funny ha
bobbijalo 5 months ago
im freaking canadian and i still love this.
zetagundam12 5 months ago
@zetagundam12 Whats that suppost to mean! You saying most Canadians have no sence of humour? Cause if so thats no cool.
Fall3nSkullz01 5 months ago
He looks kind of drunk. Am I the only one that thinks this every time they see this part?
Puddingpuffin 5 months ago
4 dislikes? WTF ARE U F*****G THINKING. You're either a woman complaining about the first bit or just a plain f*****g asshole
Raven1937320 5 months ago 4
chiwawa on the steak
HHAHAHAHA
FvckUserNamez 5 months ago 2
sunday is going to be a good night for this to come on. jeff dunham is great and i would get a kick out of going to toysrus with him listen to him throw his voice with barbies and gijoes among other toys.
G22Sorrow 5 months ago
i hate chiwawaws but aww poor thing
LoneSpark088 5 months ago
love it how he says " the leash then began to chase the chihuahua ! xD
Mcgregske 5 months ago 3
lol didnt know oprah was a man
TheDeathlywish 6 months ago in playlist Jeff dunham
the people who dislike jeff dunham are nuts and need to go get their heads check because jeff dunham is a comedy GENIUS!!!! You have to be crazy to dislike his act. when i first watch this i was almost breathless from too much laughter. 4 youtube views of the whole show later, still can`t get enough. genna go see him when he comes to Worcester! yah!!!!!!!! can`t wait!!
yubefan14 6 months ago in playlist funnyness 7
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1:48 to 1:51 is soo funny! ''it's a rat!, oh it's your dog''
brittney766 6 months ago
''it's a rat oh it's your dog'' funny
distructionism 6 months ago 23
5:47-6:37 I'm still laughing because of this!
100Yates 6 months ago 3
@100Yates i know jeff is awsome Kenna and i were rolling on the lawn
TheDeathlywish 6 months ago 2
5:45 "The leash then began to chase the chihuahua"
Great line, but kinda sounds like Bill Cosby when he says it
BlackFalcon269 6 months ago 20
@BlackFalcon269 you say that like its a bad thing, Cosby is awesome :)
vcat10 1 month ago
@BlackFalcon269 I kind of think that was his goal.
TheGambitcard 1 week ago
Hmm rusty mustve pissed on the 4 ppl who aint like this
DatFeature 6 months ago in playlist funny ish 2
Jeff-"Did you go to the White House?"
Walter-"Oh yeah."
Jeff-"That's where the most powerful man in the free world lives."
Walter-"Oprah."
LOL
brianna7921 6 months ago 6
RUSTY MY MAN
=)
paddyboy651 7 months ago 3
you can see his mouth move at 9:22
SlurpeeJones 7 months ago
I love chihuahuas,I think their so cute
yourfaceh8zme 7 months ago
That's funny shit right there:)
325Blackout 7 months ago
omg your youngest daughter sounds amazing :) haha. i seriously can't stop laughing at everything you say about the chihuahua, mostly because i really don't like chihuahuas. =]
valentina10161 7 months ago
they will neeever catch me, lol!
meesjurmei 7 months ago
Can I have Rusty? Cause whenever I get angry at my mom and then I go to sleep I just HOPE he goes to my moms room and pee on her. Boy, I would laugh so hard.
KitKimmyKat25 7 months ago
we have the same name for our dog
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iduduyan 8 months ago
i laugh every time he talks about the chihuahua and the leash
SRP290 8 months ago 3
thumbs up for the chihuahua on a stick
Shadic102354 8 months ago 8
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What happens in DC stays on youtube.
lol and were here! =)
SlivermistDisney22 8 months ago
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TheRealFobican 8 months ago
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That what is happening when you multiply dislikers with 111. Then you´ll get likers instead!
TheRealFobican 8 months ago
There's one bit Jeff does with Walter, not in this show, but Walter is talking about his sex life.
"The only sex life we have is when my Wife goes "Screw You!" and I go "Bite Me!"
Anyone know which show that was from?
JustinBlottin 9 months ago
@JustinBlottin "Arguing With Myself" :)
ShrimpNoodles92 9 months ago
@JustinBlottin it's from Arguing with Myself. but the line is "you know what oral sex is with us?" Jeff: What?
Walter: She says "screw you" and I say "Bite me"
kurayami32 8 months ago
8:41
So true
DavidRailroadXing 9 months ago
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his 9 year old daughter is a EVIL GENIUS
MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UfoShotgun96 9 months ago
his 9-year-old daughter is EVIL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KatKit52 9 months ago 17
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liger117master 2 months ago
i hope he doesnt teach bill to do that....... hahaha
dirtbyker47 10 months ago
walters right on one thing, what happens in DC stays on youtube, in other words, this is one of the only things that happened in DC
gigaguy200 10 months ago
@gigaguy200 What about when Bush was assassinated by a shoe?
FrederickVirus 10 months ago
@FrederickVirus that happened in iraq, didn't it?
gigaguy200 4 months ago
"what happens in DC stays on youtube."
lol and here we are =)
Patches0693 10 months ago 243
@Patches0693 that's what i was going 2 type
Souleaterboy376 5 months ago
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DeeWhyH 3 months ago in playlist More videos from tysonmouland1357
Walter sounds older in Jeff's older performances!! He sounds like Peanut!! But I still love him!
XxShadowvalkyriexX 10 months ago 5
i dont know how you can be best friends with someone who's the same size as your poop
VMG1495 10 months ago 133
It is amazing quality, even in 360p.
MrVinney96 10 months ago 5
3 people got chased by a leash
chaosblaster997 10 months ago 5
I always forget its jeff doing the voices, the sound just amazing :P
MissDanosaur 10 months ago 6
I think my house is haunted...
why?
my wife lives there.
anaflaviagrav 11 months ago 6
AMAZING QUALITY!
gigglegirl788 11 months ago
Tht is true
TheRLM11 11 months ago
warning: do not eat or drink while watching this...you will choke from laughter XD
kgav10 11 months ago 8
3 people got robbed in DC and got put on youtube
JeddehGetCrunky 11 months ago
Rusty my MAAAN! Lmao XD
AidenSkittles 11 months ago
to the 3 people how disliked this video. go f**k your self
mistroman6 11 months ago
lol I've never noticed that Walter had nosehair. 0_o Well, I guess that's because most of the Jeff Dunham videos here on YouTube have horrible quality...but not these. =P
CER73197 11 months ago
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CER73197 11 months ago
What happens in DC stays on youtube LoL :D
M3NT3T 11 months ago
"im not kidding its the greatest thing ever! i have the satifaction that if i go to bed angry with my wife its gonna be taken care of" XD (was repeating what he said)
kisashoma2 11 months ago
the leash began to chase the chihuahua
goldiemew 1 year ago
xD i must meet this devious little girl! xD
hinaandnaru4eva 1 year ago
"The chiwawa stopped, she heard a noise. She looked back, HERE COMES THE LEASH!!!!! This little idiot dog actually was smart enough that thus would be a good time to panic" CLASSIC yet real!
Zackmanshark 1 year ago 5
There is something wrong with 3 people.
b1tched 1 year ago
the leash was slightly faster
01010110100110 1 year ago
Omg "rusty will piss on here later" and now I wet myself with laughter!
smilingsherwin 1 year ago 3
Like Jeff's Younger daughter did(she rocks!!!!)
231Kittycatgirl 1 year ago
walter was right what happens in DC stays on youtube
ravenbloodfang 1 year ago
@ravenbloodfang yep UR right lol
ps3guy201 1 year ago
i almost had a bitch on a stick
....but them my mom walked in
WTFgod72 1 year ago 2
I think he's funnier without the puppets. And that's saying a lot, considering he's freaking hilarious with them.
princessofdarkness8 1 year ago 2
"what happens in DC stays on youtube" XD the funny thing is its true
Phoenixflameguardian 1 year ago 2
The leash was slightly faster. Classic
BlackLion1290 1 year ago 2
@captainspokta that's my favorite part
nicoleabc171 1 year ago
2 Fucking haters hate this video...... *changes gun* Ohh well looks like they will be having a "vacation" ...... any one wanna join me?
ShadowTiger979 1 year ago 8
@ShadowTiger979 *swings twin swords* I'm with you, all the way.
masonry30 1 year ago
@ShadowTiger979 can I help? (I wonder haters look when you light them on fire...)
lazynub5 1 year ago
@lazynub5
Of Corse You Can! *Gives you a Flamethrower* ...... * Gets 2 chainsaws , and other Hurtfull crap to kill the haters* :D
ShadowTiger979 1 year ago
Lmfao!!! XD I'm exactly like Kenna. That was hilarious.
PopNinja95 1 year ago 3
he is so funny i watched his video about 50 times and i still laugh when i see it!!!!
Marika664 1 year ago
It makes me so mad when the video keeps buffering, doing that loading thing with the lights going around in a circle, and it does it every 5 minutes. I dont want wait the whole video, uggggh.
tdawgturner 1 year ago
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY STEEKH????!!!!
lordofthestrings827 1 year ago 2
LOL look straight down and slowly step back rusty will piss on her later
TheMadjag 1 year ago
What happens in DC stays on Youtube. Correct.
sweetescape298 1 year ago 8
@sweetescape298 happens all the time
thisloveilost 1 year ago
Chihuahua on a stick-ooh, sounds like Mexican food!
KRAUTKICKER 1 year ago 3
I get screwed on my taxes every year, so it's fun to come visit the source!
ritsfata 1 year ago
Lol the leash chasing the dog! I almost killed myself laughing at that part!! XD
shadowvivian10 1 year ago 4
chiuhaha on a stick that could be jose's pet
teamtaylorlautnergrl 1 year ago
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Jeff is not very funny without the puppets.......he needs to start of straight up with walter or something....the stand up part is just not there
capricornforever 1 year ago
"i don't know how you can be best friends with something the size of her poop"
me neither!
GriffinBing 1 year ago 3
that was funny
joseb0151 1 year ago
it is slow for me
DARTHMAUL10009 1 year ago
Haha at 7:20 i was like yeesss finalllyyy
FlutePlayingBabe 1 year ago
Whats happens in DC stays on YouTube. lol
sweetescape298 1 year ago 5
@sweetescape298 Rofl cakes
zero8kira 1 year ago
omg the leash chasing the chuwawa thing is funny as hell i could not stop laughing
aznblackfox 1 year ago 5
RUSTY MY MAN XD
MrJp990 1 year ago 3
dsfgdssssssssss
XJOJO411 1 year ago
jose wouldve had a pet~
Map10193808 1 year ago
Jeff: Have you been to the white house?
Walter: yah.
Jeff: that is where the most powerful man in the free world lives
Walter: Oprah?
LOL
Able195 1 year ago 7
What happen in D.C.
Stays on Youtube
ROTFLOL XD
azmal20 1 year ago 7
i dont know how you can be friends with someone whos the same size as your poop
insaneman987 1 year ago
@dramachick2223 i know that suxs
insaneman987 1 year ago
what happens in dc stays on youtube
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
neliynotnelena 1 year ago 3
That is one twisted little girl... She reminds me of myself at that age >:D
MultiAnimeChick 1 year ago 6
Walter's awesome!!!!! XD
CrazyAirCadetBandie 1 year ago
walter: i don't want to go home i think my house is haunted
jeff: why not
walter: i think my house is haunted
jeff: why is that
walter: cause my wife is there
lol
SuperBookWorm19 1 year ago 2
9:22
I'm wondering why Oprah hasn't sued him yet for that comment.
=) Oh well--Still frickin funny, right?
Disneyfan4ever100 1 year ago 5
You know how many people must've flicked off the IRS building immediately after that? Jeff, you are an inspiration!
monkeylala1000 1 year ago 2
what happens in dc stays on youtube soooo true! lmao
littlelyddi12 1 year ago
"Oh Yeah--What happens in D.C. stays on YOUTUBE."
XD That's even funnier now because it IS on YouTube. XD
Disneyfan4ever100 1 year ago 6
i soo wana meet kenna
thegrimreapersdeath 1 year ago
i would like to meet kenna as well
Sweenytodd38 2 years ago
cool vid. the only problem is that at 9:23, you can TOTALLY see his lips move. other than that its funny.
skullandbones656 2 years ago
i didnt notice that until I read your post =))
hunterblk68 1 year ago
Lol i'd like to meet Kenna
SweeneyTodd98 2 years ago 3
6:42 Kenna and I are rolling on the lawn lmao.
His facial expression at that moment was ironic haha
chankom 2 years ago 7
i would just want to meet him
TheLawliet1 2 years ago
Why is he funnier to me when he doesn't have the puppets? >.>
Roan99 2 years ago 6
cuz u dont expect that he would be funny by himself?
proddster 2 years ago
he should do just stand up
AdamTadz 2 years ago
IT"S A RATno it's a dog
Jonsymbiote 2 years ago
what happens in DC stays on youtube lmao
Ricaninbk 2 years ago
and this being on youtube proves that theory
proddster 2 years ago
3:20 --- immense
and "a chihuahua on a stick" --- sooo funny
chocdog123 2 years ago 3
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chocdog123 2 years ago
rofllmao
Suryavideo 2 years ago 9
jeff dunham and puppets funniest
2210Styles 2 years ago 12