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  • hehehe fun:)

  • Hahahahaha This made my dad....and.. a nun!!! Haha!

  • I actually laughed out loud when it said..

    and then he retired becoming......

    a nun.

    XD

  • absolutely fabulous darling XD

  • i loved it

  • so good and so funny.

  • You did so much for humanity, and then it hit you, you forgot to have children...(hangs head and cries)

  • Here is another TRIBUTE to KHAYAV!! LOOK UP:

    Little Britain - Maggie y la negra parroquial on Youytube!!

  • you still are the most beautiful girl in the world khayav (l) :)

  • this was great!

  • I never knew u had such accomplishments lmao....

  • The Marilyn Monroe pics..hahahaha! I really laughed out loud at those.

  • We love you. Ignore reaper and the other haters....

  • hahaha grimreaper you are so follish

  • Calm down dude

  • "Not now dear, I have a headache"

  • haha ....o man thats classis well done and funny

  • very creative, you have my attention.

  • you have a weird body.

  • I bow to your greatness! Keep smilin', annie

  • hahaha awesome. you rock

  • As many times as I watch this it's still funny. Classic Khaya.

  • rofl so funny! lol

  • This was hilarious. I thought you looked familiar [from before your Youtube days]. I love you as Khaya Monroe (you've got great legs) and Khaya Mandela, too! *smile* You definitely are a guru! Great work.

  • How could I miss this video? I bow to your picture editing skillz! :D

  • oh and I missed "Whats ocuring everybody" and your smile

  • I love SAtie :)

    Mother Khayav!

  • A GREAT BIG THANKYOU FOR CHANGING THE COURSE OF A BAD DAY! this is sooo brilliant, i laughed until i cried and until no sound could come out, almost suffocating...you are a genius and i love you

  • did you say the greatest netball player of all time ? lol :(

  • I laughed SO hard when I heard Drop It like It's Hot, my stomach hurts now(: You and your videoes are awesomeeee(:

  • you are so awesome!

  • GOT A BIG EGO!!..LOL VERY FUNNY

  • i love your voice !! and it's funny too ^^

  • Holy Shit!!! This is so funny

  • Holy Shit!!! This is so funny, this is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen, I don';t know how I missed this...its going in my V-log!

  • This video is extremely creative, very well done! I love inventing the IPOD as Napoleon. LOL Susan

  • drop it like its HOTTT! haha genius

  • hahahah that's funny

  • ahhaahaaha excellent!

  • haha, you dumbass. that one had me laughing alot.

  • Absolutely!!

  • haha dang man that was funny. keep up the good work.

  • khayav, your hilarious lol. But you make good vids lol. Keep it up !!

  • LOL...

  • Funniest video i've seen on Youtube so far

  • lmao!!

  • Amazing...he never aged! Black really don't crack.

    LOL!

  • rofl....haha....i love it..im so glad i subscribed to u how long did this take to make.

  • :-) I got a friend of mine put my heads on photoshop. Still had to pay him though. Punk.

  • AAAHHAHA AWESOME.

  • I promise I will not try to "take advantage of you" if we meet in NYC in July.

    (But could I maybe have a hug?)

    Love you!!!

  • haha you're such a player

  • you are so adorable!

  • Really funny.

  • phenominaly funny

  • was that really him with all those girls? lol... i can't tell.

  • Hahaha. You're so funny

  • Wow. (swoon) You are every idol I've ever had and ever will have. (swoon) (sweat) (faint)

  • SO FUNNY you had me rolling!!

  • priceless video man. that was great and sOsOso funny. plus Satie's Gymnopedie 1 is one of my all time favs too.

  • love it!

  • hahaha great man you are my hero

  • That was awesome 5 stars because no other woman has ever made that dress look as good as you do fantastic!

  • Great!

  • super!

  • Lol!!That was halarious and truly genius

  • The Alpha and the Omega! However have you forgot you invented the automobile and what about the first successful flight of the Khayav flyer, too humble dude, you should big yourself up more ; )

  • Rolllllllllin' on the Floor LMFAO

  • HILARIOUS!!!!

  • ...and became the greatest netball player of all time!!!

    HAHAAAAA!

    I wonder if it's only us south africans that get that one...

    5 stars and subscribed!

  • Snoop Dogg wope up my kids when I watched this. THanks! I'll have to turn my speakers down.

  • That was fantastic lol.

  • ' even as a woman, he was a great man " hahaha

  • WOAH you accomplished a lot! You WERE Princess Diana THEN you were a nun and PHOTOGRAPHED with Princess Di (your former self) THAT my man is an acomplishment!

    I love your videos you always make me laugh :)

    I thank my friend Molly everyday for giving me the link to your youtube profile.

  • bravo bravo, very funny fella, do well geeza!!

  • u rock!

  • you must be really old

  • hilarious - you rock!

    thanks for making me laugh :D

  • I wouldn't want ladies taking advantage of me either! It's horrible what women get up to these days!

  • LoL :P u are too funny... I loved the clip.

  • haha absolutely hilarious

  • lol funny stuff

  • lol very nice:D if any of this is true i hope its not the ipod part..mine keeps breaking they are PoS!

  • bahahaaha!

  • LOL, so funny!!! GReat job!!

  • I have Nelson Mandelas long walk to freedom on my bookcase... I've never read it like, in fact I never bought it, I took it from my parents bookcase and put it on mine along with some other books that would make me look smart :(

  • hahaha! that nun was funiest

  • Yeah, I pretty much watch this video at least once a day. No kidding. "The theory of pouting at the camera"...that gets me every time.

  • taht was awsome

  • Even as a woman he was agreat man! priceless

  • lol..funny

  • it is amazing man. very creative and it does shows you really want it....well to be honest u r not doing bad in reaching there

  • u r a funny guy, tommy. 5 retards for u.

  • That's really funny. Nice job, my dearest Princess. :D

  • hahaa, so funny man

  • All hail Princess Khay! Only a woman of your stature could unite the distant tribes of Youtubia and Photoshoppia. I pledge you my liege.

  • I love a good laugh, thank you!

  • lol

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA i love the nun part... and "he is bigger than china"

  • It took me to watch it 10 minutes, cause I had to stop it while laughing.

  • Awsomenessity, or whatever.

  • Yes, he could be.

  • marry me... haha. jp

  • wow nice video

  • i'll have you know that i had to watch this twice because the music was driving me crazy...i like many other people i see knew i knew it from somewhere but i couldn't remember. and im still not sure! i think its forrest gump i heard this from.

    either way. it was hilarious! especially the beginning.

  • the music is gymnopedie no.1 by erik satie. hope that sorts you out. :) - cool video btw!

  • You're a babe in that dress. You better work it!

  • You are made of awsome

  • That was a really clever video. I knew a black man invented the Ipod, that what I kept telling my friends! Great video! I bet the hardest part out of being all of those things was being "man"

  • hahahaaaaaaaaaa good one!

  • Absolutely brilliant.

  • What is the piano music in the background? It sounds so farmiliar like it's from a movie or something, but I can't figure out where it's from. It's driving me insane, someone please tell me!

  • Final fantasy 3 with Celes.

  • Ah, now it all comes back. Thank you!

  • it's Gymnopédie no.1, by Erik Satie

  • ah, that explains why I couln't find it on a FFIII soundtrack. Thank you very much, now I was able to find it online. I just can't place where I heard it before... I play piano and have gone to concerts, so I may have haerd it from that, but I can't remember specifically.

  • hahaha Khayav owns.. he's like the funniest guy on all of YouTube.

  • awesome

  • BRILLIANT-MARC

  • that was sik

  • This video is awesome! I love you as marilyn monroe. You're a hot woman! What an amazing life you've led!

  • excellent.

  • "even as a women, he was a great man!" - Classic!

  • nice work :D :D :D XD

  • "Even as a woman, he was a great man."

  • god man this video rocks

    ur one funny guy

  • lol

  • This was brilliant. I had to watch it three times because my laughter kept making me miss things.

  • That was really creative. Great Vid.

  • THIS IS GREAT!

  • fantastic

  • You are def. the greatest man who has ever lived! I wish I could subscribe to more of yous. I wish I could be you, Khayav, all of yous!

  • Awesome vid like always....but I'm jealous of the beautiful ladies at your side....

  • very funny video.

  • You're Welcome

  • "By writing a book for so long, he was afraid people would think he was a nerd" - Ha ha! LOL

  • You are the greatest person that ever lived. AND this video proves it.

    HAHA.

  • Hmmm. There must be something wrong with the subscriber counter...

  • I think YouTube got jealous of my greatness and artificially reduced the number of my subscribers. The bastards.

  • This video is great. You are a genious, my brother! I just subscribed to your channel. Peace,love and universal understanding.

  • LOL We wouldn't want the females taking advantage now would we? Not only is he the greatest man ever to have lived, he also drinks responsibly. Great.

  • wow this is the most awesome vid i've been watching for a long time :)

  • WOW! That's a very nice comment. Thank you!

  • Khayav! you are a man of many talents, so it seems. you forgot to mention 'film and montage editor extrordanaire' to your list of accomplishments. oh, and 'world remowned narrator'. :)

    some day, you just never know where you might end up... you never know... I mean I would vote for you as princess of wales. honestly.

    peace, bro.

  • LOL! The princess looks great!

  • hahaha frikkin awesome. its great ur still alive after all of that

  • I know, it's a miracle I'm still alive. It is a testament to my greatness :)

  • lol...great !

  • Thanks, gld you like it!

  • **BRAVO**

  • Thank you :)

  • "even as a woman he was a great man" LOL

  • Indeed. Nothing could stop him

  • Excellent! Very good young man!

  • Young man? LOL! Thanks!

  • Absoloutely bloody fantastic!

  • Thank you :)

  • Wahahahaha!

    I love you! XD

  • Thank you.

  • you crazy bastard- good stuff!

  • Great stuff, what is the piano song in the background its really good :D

  • MUSIC: Name:Satie: Gymnopedie #1

    ARTIST: Aldo Ciccolini ... (more)

  • That was so hilarious! World Greatest

  • haha! classic! my subscription has already paid off

  • LOL! I'm glad you think so!

  • you are the greatest, See what you can achive next, lol have fun see you in the next video

  • Ha,Ha CöóL !!

  • 5 stars!!! Your hilarious!!

  • Woah congrats on 3 billion subscribers! Your next goal should definately be 7 billion. The whole world must know of khayav's acheivements.

  • Khayav is the greatest person that i have ever heard of. I am going to make sure my children learn of him in their history lessons. he should be remembered for ever, for all the greatest achievements made by one being as a man and women. my family will never ever let anyone be greater than Khayav. live on Khayav, you are the greatest.

  • Teach the children. Do it for the children :)

  • Hahahaa!! Brilliant!

  • ooooooooooooooooooooooooo you are most definetly the sexiest woman ever! lololol...just kidding..wait seriously no..idk

  • Why I thank you :)

  • I have one question for this man: How do I know I exist?