(Translated to English) Angry German Kid - Correct Translation

[TheGrimdrumreaper]

i only came here cuz of skrillex

[Mwahaha105]

Now I know I'm not a computer addict.

[Glaceon427]

He reminds me of the japanese goku voice

[MyPoketubing]

he just acted if you dont know

[jonotwist]

where is the vid of him once he realized he's on youtube?.... all over youtube.

[PssttCHICKITA]

So this is how German kids act.

[meorazrul]

German boy Smash the keyboard and shout

neighbor: Wtf~~~ Earthquake !!!

[TheCarolStreamKid]

meanwhile, in america...

[shadowmakerer]

@thecrazybrickfilmer iim sure with him he may be crazy but wanting to kill is crazier

[123siakilled]

This makes me want to find this kid & shoot him 100,000,001 times.

-.-

[enderman125]

man i can toldly relate to this guy. and i think he does need help and support

[blackop35]

Wow

[AndiAddictive]

How can people not like this?

[MadLikeCrazy1]

He need's to go outside...

[musicandlove516]

he mad

[Beckett8180]

I am exhausted just watching that. Lol

[jasonlp96]

this is unreal tornument guys. imagine him playing team fortress 2 or call of duty

[king1446]

someones on a two bar connection

[satanic666bull]

Nigga fucked that keyboard up. 

[SkinnedLynryd]

ich mussein nettes madchen, mein hinterteil zu lecken finden

[OneBIGxZER0]

This kid has problems....

[ELManu71]

This is one of the most funny things in my life

[nicfreak5577]

imagine if that was an alienware O_O

[TheDorkEmilyyy]

That scream 1:13 .... just kills me. Poor kid, I am so sorry but this was the funniest thing I have seen in awhile.

[Seanesso]

I DON'T NEED HELP AND SUPPORT! I DON'T NEED HELP! *insane laugh*

[DownFlex]

good translation :D

[penispenischeetos]

kid: i dont need help. *crazy laugh*

me: ok. keep telling yourself that.

[MasterLouisSG]

Poor keybord ...

[CastroMaoist1956]

Imagine him getting Rick Roll'd.

[PlatinumPoultry]

for anyone looking for accurate translations, i think this is it. i know a bit of german and i can understand some of what he says and yes, what he says does match the subtitles

[TheKRSStudios]

He's on Windows 97 ...

[HerrLilleman]

haha sounds like swedish. starta det jävla spelet jag vill spela!!! LOL!! HAHA

[joyh1974]

how does he not faint or get light headed from all that screaming? o.o

[TheNewbNamedVosn]

If I get a kid like that later I'll send him to fucking Africa --"

[abbie100123456789alt]

His Parents Must Get Many Complaints From The Neighbors. LOL

[PunkSkaterChik00]

... *sudden urge to watch Hetalia...*

[ItachiUchiha50999]

*sigh* .....I'll go get the exorcist...

[AnimeCrazyLilGurl]

I'm so done with the internet for tonight...

[P3anutcody96]

R.I.P keyboard  T-T

[kilala1148]

that poor key board >w< I bet his parents set up that camera just to catch him doing this =w=

[404killer]

The Americans moral would be going down so hard if he was in WW2

[mindfield666]

wunderbar. ein weiterer beweis dafür dass zuviel freiheit auch der dummheit freien lauf lässt!

[jensormx]

Hitler's Youth Anger Training?

[KATHYSINES]

WOW

[silverisshadows]

O.O... *shakes head* poor poor keyboard... :'(

[Perisgreat]

Uknow that the parents have take a hidden camera to his room ... I would like to see how the parents reacted to it :-)

[aNaziZombie21321]

Umad bro?

[dibiase100]

GILA!!!!!!!!!!!



[TOHOFIEND54]

kid, go do something else while it loads like the rest of us

[bluenova123]

Please tell me that kid was acting for the video.

[MSgtBooth1212]

and they said you cant work off carbs playing video games with as hard as this kid was going he might be a twig by now

[TheHitmaker190]

WTF lol. when i play games i aint mad like that.

[yugiohrules67]

This is how I am gonna react if america doesn't get yugioh 5ds tagforce 6. YOU HEAR ME MOTHERFUCKING KONAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????­??????????

[raaaa5]

...

Ear rape? 

[xXSpiderXx945]

Hahaha and to think I thought the World Of Warcraft freakout was bad ahhh well I still think Germans are awesome.

[plantyplantxzz]

the escape buttons gone??

how bout every frickin button on the keyboard??!!

[seaworthyacorn]

im german...

[DomingsonGER]

imagine his parents sitting in the same room and watch tv :D

btw i'm german

[TheAvatarLife]

In high school I thought one could get too much psychology... appearently I need to learn MORE! O_o

[a7x72ftw]

his parents must be so proud.

[sibulxxx]

@a7x72ftw sure they are :D

[Contian1001]

He needs a new keyboard.

[miniexplosionstudio]

my ears are bleeding

[supermido1995]

lol wtf? how the fuck is his keyboard and mouse are still working?! o.o

[DaPwners]

hitler is reborn!! 

[TheSailorHetaliaTeam]

Tosh.0 should do a web redemption for him......or did he already do it?

[healsound]

This kid should join a death metal band

[captainsmartass123]

all i see is a "virgin 4 life"

[seth5220]

I don't need help I don't need counseling...you need professional help bud

[HUW1097]

2:09 His evil laugh when he takes over the world as the new Hitler

[STNeish]

Holy. COW.

[Marine123Oorah]

im gunna get that game find him and kill him just him... until i hear him from the US lol



[ShinDenjin]

No matter how many times see this video, I have this WTF look on my face...

[doly2000111]

3:15 german kid: i dont need help

me: not in the game but u need a pshytrist

[lmao5000]

G G

[thenickel7]

So this is how the Germans invaded those countries, this guy and them telling him they were the ones who made his computer slow.

[TheOneAndOnly139]

he aint using my computer

[Jmannon00b1]

my keyboard had to sleep in my bed with me after seeing this O_o

[Jmannon00b1]

my keyboard had to sleep in my bed with me after seeing this O.o

[epicfail86]

Who films these things? 0_o

[Porkkana42]

what do the neighbors think about this?

[sibulxxx]

@Porkkana42 I think they just hate him x)

[39gaming]

i wonder if he still has his voice after those 4 minutes!

[MegaPacman333]

im not sure if thats very good for the keybord

[Kaiju91]

i love how he pulls the keyboard out of the drawer and expects it to work :/

[tommarjuki]

I would dearly love to see this kids dad come in trash his computer whoop his arse and go play catch with him or some shit, this kid needs some attention.

[mariahq1]

Wtf.. hahahahahahahahaha

[ThePootedhard]

they should make special keyboards for him...

[TreyMMA]

How did he not know he was being recorded , it makes me so sad something so funny is probably fake. :(

[1ShadowNight1]

@TreyMMA yep i was thinking about that 2

[TreyMMA]

@1ShadowNight1 He doesn't acknowledge that his keyboard is missing half the buttons midway through but he wants to play a videogame , it's 100% fake. Also the computer is from like 1996 I think it was there to be broken in his fit anyways.

[BustyGretchen]

I wish I could rant like that without some neighbours complaining. Get some AGGRO going, yeah.

[mrflashcs3]

This is good you translated it well :D

[1ShadowNight1]

who the hell is recording that video from there

[ItzJustConnor]

lol



[ItzJustConnor]

why doesnt he just buy a new computer

[iiemuii]

Poor keyboard

[MrAnimenerd93]

press 5 it's like he's saying "a noob?!?!"

[Cottencandy5yrs]

thanks for telling me that there where sware words

[15crb]

if he doesnt want it to load, then why doesnt he just get a faster PC, or just not play?

[nokiaarbog]

This kid need to slow down on the coffe xD

[frYZkYY]

Ahahahahahahhahahhaha 3:10, fucking spastic cunt

[InvaderRed3]

This kid makes Dilandau look tame.. Just wow.

[MathewMarkLukeJohn99]

patience my not so good friend. You would be my friend tho if you DIDN"T SCARE ME

[awsomekidd09]

just his life is an epic fail >o<

[XmusicXchikkX]

This is how ever kid who plays WoW reacts when they are going through withdrawl.

L | i | F | E

My Anti-drug

[guitarmatt211]

Typical german. I'd say all the germans watching this are like...so whats so intriguing about this video?

[cilibinarii]

@guitarmatt211 dat troll

[M3fan1]

Damn He got problems



[ilikepieguy11]

yes get floss yes get floss :D

[TheEggoWafflez]

so.....any keyboard that lasts that long..i gotta get one

[KawaiiPockyEater]

We are witnessing the beginning of the next Hitler...

[SUPAOWNR]

no matter how many times i watch this, or how long passes, every time, without fail, i end up on the floor, crying in laughter.

[rainbowgalll]

3:14 I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure he needs help....

[Mac2Bee]

Halsweh...?

[SBfanXIV]

The guy who killed him in-game must be so proud.

[Wolfmaster219]

lolz.. can u say awkward.. where r his parents at?? haha

[HeianTaiga]

He's going butthurt @ 4:24 . LOOOOOOOL xDDD

[Monkeyballmania]

I like the bit where he's angry.

[SuperSaiyaman3]

someone shoot him already

[insanegamer8]

240p for our safety

[ZodiakTheory]

This is the scariest video I've ever seen...this kid is beyond anger issues.

[seth5220]

I dare anyone to play the video from the last 25 seconds with the volume all the way up with this psycho

[GhostHunter10190]

he was playing a porn flash game called unreal Pornography... :D

[GhostHunter10190]

@GhostHunter10190 I thinkXD

[crazy96662]

pure laugh

[p6v53as435fe]

whoever thinks this is real is a retard :) he made this to foul around with retards like that.

[landryqc]

thx to upload lyrics of this amazing song!

[7Balanar]

That kid is PRO. He actually killed someone with that keyboard :P

[ApollyonVirusXDV9000]

someone should buy this kid a mic for when he plays... his teammates need his support

[sibulxxx]

@ApollyonVirusXDV9000 I hope it was sarcasm. x)

[RealDeathstrikeable]

@sibulxxx i hope that wasnt sarcasam :D

[ApollyonVirusXDV9000]

yawn. im bored. i think ill go play unreal tournament

[jessicaz08]

WAHHHHH START THE GAME!!!! I AM THE NEW HITLER!!!! KILL ALL COMPUTERS! XD

[XxbeatsxX0114]

i feel bad for the computer and the keyboard

[UnusedTissue1]

Did he like, record himself? Or did someone hide a camera or something?

[MrGoboka]

Mother: I want to take a trip to America, grand canyon.

Father: I think we should get the brakes checked then.

Mother: It's okay, we'll jump out.

Father: Him?

Mother: Let him die.

Both: Staring and Grinning, return to reading books.

[pciz301]

i wanna punch this bitch so bad



[LuridShadowX]

I feel so sorry for that keyboard.

[baabaaish]

(screams) LOOOL

best bit in the whole thing. LOL i think it runs through all germans, anger problems LOL welll im german and have rather bad anger LOL

[damonash1]

keep pressing 1 hes sucking a dick :D

[mariagolov]

hahahahahahahaha

[MrWenny33]

SHIT, i knew someone was filmin me *BREAK KEYBOARD*

[TheVelho22]

so pathetic at 3:00

[TheVelho22]

who can be so crazy as this kid!?

[TheVelho22]

i love that somebody made the real translation! :D

[PrivateLunicorn]

bipolar definitly bibolar

[Avtexify]

the funniest part is 4:09 thumbs up if you like

[dafrizziwolf]

he's not angry, that's just the way us Germans talk :)

[Chrisirhc1996]

If only UT had a microphone setting ...

[Aspekitteh]

"I don't need help and support...."

You kid, you don't, you are waaaaaay beyond help....

[SonicA7xFan]

lol y did he record himself

[critter505]

Maybe when they said video games will rot your brain, they were right.

[The22flames]

Unreal Tournament, y u no load faster?

[bram961]

yep to late for condoms now huh

[bzuazua1]

im scared and will stay of of youtube forever...hey OMG AN EMAIL FOM HIM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[CrestedGecko1000]

When he laughs, he sounds like the l4d2 Jockey...

[fordmanmal]

The new Hitler....get him shot before he tries taking over the world.

[sibulxxx]

@fordmanmal sure, he will! :D

[videoguy300]

press 4 for godzilla

[HDtekk]

1:13 lmao

[Numanom]

Rofl, omg I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!! XDD

[Garcoly]

at 3:09 WTF he seriously needs help i mean its just fucking unreal tournement

[HDtekk]

i bet his parents are proud

[sibulxxx]

@HDtekk

Definitely they are :)

[ookamigirl234]

Some one forgot to take his chill pill.

[xXHoBoJoXx]

He needs a Steelseries 7G =P

[SilverFans1]

i see...... he angry until he broke the keyboard... im scared